Chapter 78: You don’t want people to know that the emperor is a poor bastard! (Ask for a monthly pass for flowers)
Liyue, among the clouds.
“Cao Zhong, you really deserve to die!”
“This little devil head dares to tease Ben Xian, it’s abominable, it’s really abominable!”
The woman huffed and looked at the chat dress.
Liuyun borrowed the wind Zhenjun did not expect that he was actually pitted by a little guy.
Fortunately, the Great Sage of Devil Descent has an open-minded temperament.
If this is to be happy with the other old guys, he will not have a good life in the future.
But
Liuyun’s eyes really floated to Shen He, who was tasting the immortal grass on the side, and some thoughts rose in his heart.
This apprentice of his own is too cold and unworldly.
Although I practiced with myself all day long in this deep mountain and old forest, there was nothing.
However, Shen He is different from her.
Shen He is a complete human being.
Her future is not here, and sooner or later she will return to human society.
However, with her current nature, it is difficult to integrate into human society.
If someone can take her, it’s a good idea.
Unfortunately, as an idler, Liuyun himself rarely intervened in worldly affairs.
Although his other disciple is a half-immortal beast, as the secretary of Liyue Seven Stars, he is busy with affairs, and it is difficult to free his hand to take care of Xiao Shenhe.
This also delayed Shen He’s experience of going down the mountain.
However, Cao Zhong’s present is a good idea for Liuyun to borrow the wind Zhenjun.
Although from the video in the group, Cao Zhong is an extremely flowery big radish and a dead scumbag.
However, there was no woman who really came forward to say bad things about Cao Zhong, but she was jealous one by one.
In addition, he has never seen Cao Zhong have any improper relationship with a woman.
Moreover, those close friends of Cao Zhong in the group, although they attacked Cao Zhong one by one on weekdays.
However, when they were really needed, they were able to stand up for Cao Zhong.
This shows that Cao Zhong, this young man, is still strange.
Therefore, Liuyun took advantage of the Feng Zhenjun to have an idea, why not give Shen He to Cao Zhong and let him live with Xiao Shenhe for a while.
Presumably, with Cao Zhong’s temperament and faceless spirit.
It won’t be long before Xiao Shenhe can adapt to the human way of life.
Thinking of this, Liuyun had already made up his mind by borrowing the wind Zhenjun.
“Little Shenhe, quickly help the master to manage your future husband, it’s too bullying!”
On the other side, everyone in the chat group was also waiting to see the fun of the Great Sage of Demons.
[Wendy: Wei, you don’t want me to laugh at you for a while, do you?] V I’m fifty, I’ll help you talk in a moment! 】
[Cao Zhong: Wei, don’t believe Wendy, this drunkard. I am familiar with the Rock King Emperor, and I am the one you can trust!” 】
[Kaia: Wei, Shangxian, don’t believe their words, twenty, I only need twenty to saddle the horse for you. 】
[Wei: Do you think I look stupid? I can’t say a word about your nonsense! 】
[Walnut: Happy, you guys don’t use it! 】
[Keqing: It’s too much. Our immortals in Liyue, Yu Rong Er and others are wantonly teasing! 】
[Uncle Tian: Don’t respect the immortal master, don’t respect the immortal master! ] 】
The video starts playing.
In the picture, Cao Zhong’s figure reappears.
[Kaiya: I don’t understand, why is there Cao Zhong everywhere? 】
[Wendy: That is, can you die! 】
[Bennett: Can you give others a chance?] 】
[Xingqiu: I’m tired of watching it, it’s not interesting. 】
[Walnut: Oh, tired of watching? No, I still think it’s interesting. 】
[Chongyun: Actually, I think it’s good, I can learn a lot of knowledge. 】
[Xingqiu: Wow, Chongyun. You won’t be brainwashed by that guy Cao Zhong, right? His video is either being a scumbag, or on the way to being a scumbag, where can there be something to learn! 】
[Cao Zhong: Slander, this is slander! Smoky, smoky and smoky? 】
[Yan Qi: Cao Zhong, sir, it is difficult for us to make accusations against an enthusiastic citizen who tells the truth. 】
[Xingqiu: Cao Zhong, look. Everyone says you’re a scumbag! 】
[Cao Zhong: Alas, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone, everyone is drunk and I wake up alone! 】
[Cao Zhong: Chongyun, tell them what you learned in my video and let them know what the real me is. 】
[Chongyun: Well, actually, it’s not. I mainly learned how to flirt with girls in Boss Cao’s video. 】
[Chongyun: I really want to improve! ] 】
[Cao Zhong:??? 】
[Kaia: Wonderful, why didn’t I expect that! 】
[Wendy: No more talk, I’ll go watch the replay now.] 】
[Thoma: Wait a minute, I’ll go experiment. Remember to kick me after ten minutes and ask me the result. 】
[Hu Tao: Cao Zhong, look at how many aspiring young people you have brought with you. 】
[Cao Zhong: What words, what are these words, are they bad because I brought them? It’s that they are inherently bad! 】
[Walnut: Er… Reasonable. 】
In the picture, Cao Zhong walked quickly to the side of the fish.
He took out a note from his arms and handed it to the fish.
“Wei, the Rock King Emperor said that he is a treat, and tomorrow he will take us to the seaside amusement park to play, remember to prepare.”
Wei took the ticket in Cao Zhong’s hand and opened it.
Several black lines instantly appeared on the forehead.
I saw three big words written on the ticket – children’s ticket.
Wei’s originally unsmiling face became colder, and a pair of golden eyes stared at Cao Zhong deadly.
“This, what do you mean?”
Cao Zhong was somewhat uncomfortable with the fish.
“This, this… You also know that the emperor himself is not without money, just this money is still recorded in other people’s accounts, bear a little. ”
[Wendy: 桀桀桀, children’s ticket, kukuku !!! 】
[Kaia: Wendy, Wendy, what’s wrong with you? Come out loud, what are you afraid of, you are a wind god! 】
[Cao Zhong: That’s it, Wendy, what are you afraid of.] He is the protector Yasha, and you are the god of wind. Rest assured to laugh at him boldly! 】
[Fengshen: What words, what are these words. Do not say these things that are not conducive to unity. 】
[Bennett: Wendy is by my side. said that if it weren’t for the fact that his father was a rock god, he wouldn’t be able to beat it, and he would have laughed a long time ago. 】
[Ray:?] 】
【Zhongli:……】
[Hu Tao: I didn’t expect to be a second generation of immortals! ] 】
[Cao Zhong: The second generation of GodTM Immortals, you want to laugh at me! ] 】
[Xingqiu: Cao Zhong, if you don’t understand, ask, does the emperor really have no money? 】
[Cao Zhong: The four gods can’t make up a piece of Mora, you should be joking. 】
[Wendy: It’s so fake, it’s fake! 】
[Cao Zhong: Wendy, RNM, pay back! ] 】
[Wendy: Oh, hey! 】
[Hu Tao: Zhongli, Zhongli, look at it, the Rock King Emperor likes to keep bills for others as much as you do! ] 】
[Zhongli: I’m all about work. 】
[Yae Miko: Family, who understands! ] Thor doesn’t know how to make money, and will only spend her girlfriend’s small money, and it’s almost draining me! 】
[Ray Movie:?] (??????)?。 】
[Guobeng: All the people are old and yellow, and they are still tender. 】
[Ray Movie:?] 】
[Kaia: Laugh! 】
[Wendy: The national collapse is still as filial as ever! ] 】
[Cao Zhong: Guobang, I would like to call you the first filial son of Tivat. 】
pictured
After listening to Cao Zhong’s explanation, Wei’s serious expression also eased.
“Since it is the arrangement of the emperor, there must be his reason.”
Sure enough, feelings make people blind.
Cao Zhong smiled. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )
As soon as this guy heard the emperor, he immediately changed color.
“Let’s go, I’ll take you to the store to buy a pair of swimming trunks.”
As soon as the screen turned, the two appeared in front of the store.
Wei looked at Cao Zhong suspiciously.
“Why did you bring me to the children’s swimsuit shop?”
The fish already wanted to pull out his own and the kite.
“That… You also know that the funds of the Rock King Emperor are limited, adult swimming trunks are too expensive, and you don’t want to embarrass the Emperor, right? ”
Cao Zhong moved out of the emperor again.
Sure enough, the fish were distinguished again.
I could only bite the bullet and walk into the children’s swimsuit store with Cao Zhong.
As soon as I entered the door, a sales lady immediately greeted me warmly.
“‘This gentleman, are you going to choose a swimsuit for your son?’
[Ray: ?? 】
[Wendy: ??? 】
[Bennett: ??? 】
[Kaia: Our Cao in heaven: May all honor your name holy. May your love debts be paid off; May your corpse lie on the ground and your soul walk in heaven. Our daily food and drink are given to us today. Forgive us debts, just as we forgive your love debts. Do not let us meet scumbags, save us from debt. Because scumbags, Aquaman, licking dogs, it’s all yours, forever. Cao Men! 】
[Xingqiu: Cao Men! ] 】
[Walnut: Cao Men! ] 】
[Cao Zhong: I’m not dead yet! ] 】
[Kaia: Almost. 】
[Wendy: Cao Zhong, tell me your bank card password, don’t let the bank confiscate it, what a pity! ] 】
[Cao Zhong: Are you planning to inherit my debts? 】
The picture continues…
Feeling the death-like gaze of the fish, Cao Zhong hurriedly explained.
“What a joke, this is my friend’s child!”
The sales lady also apologized one after another.
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry.”
Only then did the fish quiet.
So, Cao Zhong took the fish here and began to choose a swimsuit.
But after shopping around, I never found clothes at the right price.
In the end, the salesman couldn’t help it.
“Sir, this is a little yellow duck’s swimming trunks that are on sale recently, only a thousand mora.”
Cao Zhong’s eyes lit up,
“That’s it!”
Saying that, he also took the little yellow duck swimsuit and gestured around the fish.
“Cute, so cute!” Looking at the cute little yellow duck on the swimsuit, the fish couldn’t bear it anymore.
In the next second, Hepu Iris was already against Cao Zhong’s throat.
“Wei Shangxian, calm down, calm down. You don’t want others to know that Lord Emperor is actually a poor bastard! ”
Sure enough, the fish who heard this stopped again.
Finally, under the persuasion of Cao Zhong, he accepted the little yellow duck swimming trunks full of refusal.
Looking at the figure of Wei Yuan, Cao Zhong smiled slightly.
Turning to the sales lady next to him, he said, “Evening and a cup?” ”
As he spoke, he pulled out a card from his fanny pack.
“Not bad money!”
[Kaia: Birds, beasts! 】
[Wendy: Cao Zhong, women are like brothers, brothers are like clothes, right! ] 】
[Barbara: It’s not bad money, is it! 】
[Condensing light: It’s not bad money, right! ] 】
[Yura: I wrote down this hatred! ] 】
[Wendy: However, what does it look like to wear little yellow duck swimming trunks, I want to see! ] 】
[Liuyun borrows the wind Zhenjun: I want to see it too! ] 】
[Rishui Diesan Shin-kun: Add me one! ] 】
[Cutting Moon Tsukiyo Shin-kun: It’s the same! ] 】
[Grandma Ping: The wife also wants to see it! ] He]
[Zhongli: This… Not inferior to me! 】
【魈:不~~~不~~~】
[Wei: Cao Zhong, where are you, I have something to do with you! ] 】
[Cao Zhong: Wei, no appointment! ] 】
[Xingqiu: We eat duck necks in the Central Plains! ] 】
[Cao Zhong: Hey, don’t betray me! 】
[魈: Jing Demon Dance! ] 】。
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