Zombie Bodyguard

"Go, Huang Fat, you know how to fart, haven't heard a word? Xiaoyin hides in the wild, Dayin hides in the city, Tian Ge must be the kind of hermit master, Tian Ge, am I right?" Le shook his head and shook his brain, saying that he seemed like Bai Xiaosheng and knew everything.

"Hey, you two have watched TV and watched more. It's just a few years of kung fu. It's no problem to play a few junkies. The martial art masters and hermit masters who have met your mouth will definitely have to stop cooking." Admit it, otherwise I don't know what moths these over-enthusiastic classmates will make.

However, his remarks clearly failed to convince a group of students, Huang Fatzi shook his head, doubtingly said, "I see Tiange blowing a gust of wind when you are fighting. If it is not a martial art master, how could it be done, it must be like a TV show In the same way, the magic of Yiyun, Feisha left the stone. Brother Tian, ​​quietly told me whether it is the dragon and the eighteen palms. "

"Cut, I don't look like the dragon and the eighteen palms. It's like Qiankang moved, as powerful as Zhang Zhizhuo."

"You all walk away, you don't understand anything, it's really watching too much on TV." A classmate yelled, Lin Tian thought he had found a rational person, but he continued: "I think it's Taijiquan, heaven. Brother and that beautiful girl are tangling their hands, you say it doesn't look like Tai Chi. "

A group of people, like good babies, talked aloud and took out their peerless magic in watching TV and novels.

"Huh, your boys know **** and kill them, Brother Lin ignores them." A girl pointed at Huang Fatty dissatisfied and said, and then Feng Feng asked: "Brother Lin, who is that beauty? Why do you ... "

Damn, what's that, can't you make this clear? I didn't know what I and Ning Luoxi had done in public! Lin Tian was speechless to this classmate.

"Stop, you all stop, listen to me!" Lin Tian shouted aloud, and let them talk like this, they might get something even more explosive.

Lin Tian saw everyone calm down, so he cleared his throat and said, "First, I am not a master of martial arts, nor a master of hermits. I have only studied martial arts for a few years. . Second, the wind blowing is just a coincidence, no need to make a fuss. Third, I have nothing to do with the woman, she just recognizes the wrong person, you do n’t talk about it, fourth, uh, no fourth for the time being, Let's go to the party and eat. "

Lin Tian didn't say Ning Luoxi's identity. Since Fang Ye didn't want to mention it, he couldn't say that he was the head teacher's daughter. Otherwise, the energetic classmates would start to think again.

The female classmates got a satisfactory answer and left contentedly. Although they were still skeptical, Huang Fatzi was thinking about what magical powers were really unreliable. In the end, they could only accept Lin Tian's rhetoric, and they all dispersed.

"Huh, I'm exhausted. I never thought that the human gossip heart is so powerful." Lin Tian shouted, even this zombie could not resist the kindness of his classmates.

"You know how tired, you never thought about it when you were in the limelight, huh, you deserve it." Zhang Lingyu hummed.

"Well, don't say it, let me drink saliva and return to God first." Lin Tian grabbed the mineral water bottle on her desktop and opened it.

"Bad guy, you're finished. This is what Sister Yu drank. She must be angry." Xiao Manxuan said.