Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 1178

Several people in the cell frowned at the same time, what is this guy doing here?
Undoubtedly, if you do a poll and make a ranking list of the most unpopular levels of various officials in the DPRK, Yushi will undoubtedly be the leader, and he will be the one who is unrivaled in the world and cannot compete with each other...

Among the many censors, Liu Ji is the most "notorious"...

It's not about this person's character, but Liu Ji's temperament is upright, and he has always taken it as his duty to provoke the big shots in the court, and has never been afraid of power.For example, Chu Suiliang, the servant of the Huangmen, was once impeached by Liu Ji. Fortunately, he was the most familiar with Wang Xizhi's calligraphy, and he could easily identify the authenticity of Wang Xizhi's calligraphy, so that no one dared to give the fake copy to His Majesty Li Er. Inviting credit and gaining the great favor and trust of His Majesty Li Er, this has saved the day from danger many times, but the enmity between the two is getting deeper and deeper.

Who is Chu Suiliang?

Although the position of the servant of the Huangmen is not worth mentioning, the status of "the emperor's close minister" is extremely important.Even so, Liu Ji was not afraid at all, and earned a lot of prestige by impeaching Chu Suiliang, and was regarded as the most likely successor of the next doctor Yushi.

Such a guy, it's not an exaggeration to say "humans hate ghosts", who would want to deal with him?
Liu Dewei's face was gloomy, and he asked: "Liu Yushi is not in your censor platform thinking about which minister to impeach tomorrow, but carefully consider how to draft the memorial. What are you doing in this gloomy prison?"

Facing Liu Dewei's cynicism, Liu Jie didn't take it seriously, walked in with a smile, bowed his hands to salute Liu Dewei, and said with a smile: "Liu Shangshu's words are full of resentment, could it be that he has done something illegal recently, lest he be caught by the lower officials?" Stay on your feet, and write to His Majesty to impeach him?"

Liu Dewei snorted, and said disdainfully: "The old man behaves upright and sits upright. He has never done anything wrong in his life. Why has he committed any crimes? I'm going to disappoint Liu Yushi."

Wei Yijie on the side didn't have the slightest affection for Liu Ji, so he interjected, "Dare to ask Liu Yushi to come to the Ministry of Punishment, but he has official duties?"

If you have business to do, you should hurry up and leave; if you have nothing to do... then you can leave now, no one welcomes you.

"Ha ha……"

Liu Jie sneered, and said casually: "Wei Shilang is secretly angry, but is there something wrong in his heart? You might as well say it to Liu Mou, Liu Mou is lucky to be curated by His Majesty, and he has always used pickets to serve the imperial censor. If some superiors use their power to oppress others and attack their subordinates, Liu is willing to speak up for Wei Shilang and write a letter of impeachment!"

Wei Yijie sneered in his heart, fuck you, I believe you are a ghost!

Such a poor plan to sow discord, only a fool can't see it...

The official position of governing the book and serving the censor is not very noble, but the power and responsibility assumed by this position can add a layer of aura of "no strangers should enter", so that once Liu Jie entered the prison, he faintly controlled the situation.

Even Liu Dewei is very afraid of him...

Liu Ji was very satisfied with this.

Being an official is not about the size, but the weight of the words, so what about the Minister of the Ministry of Punishment?If you provoke yourself, encourage the younger brother of Yushitai to submit a memorial, and you will be able to settle your head and face a lawsuit...

If there is really some reason to be caught by him, you will be in so much pain that you would rather die.

Liu Jie was in a good mood, and turned to look at the silent Fang Jun. The purpose of his coming today was to see Fang Jun's desolation.

But when he saw the exquisite banquet table in the cell...

The good mood suddenly disappeared.

what the hell!

Are all the people in the criminal department stupid?
Fang Jun is a criminal, the murderer who killed Changsun Dan, the nemesis of Changsun's family, and the target of the Guanlong Group's severe crackdown!How can Fang Jun be treated like this in the Ministry of Criminal Justice, which is already controlled by the Guanlong Group?
Liu Jie only felt a gloom condense in his chest instantly, which made him very uncomfortable!

The official position of governing the book and serving the censor is neither high nor low, and has great power.But Liu Ji has always regarded himself as a clean and honest person, refused to accept bribes, and lacked business skills. Although he was born in a family with a county surname such as the Liu family in Nanyang, it is a pity that he has not been well-off financially.

Based on his salary and the monthly distribution of the family, Songhe Tower's high-end banquets that cost three to five yuan are not something that can be eaten every day...

You Fang Jun is a prisoner, why?
Liu Ji's face was gloomy, and all rich people were naturally regarded by him as "corrupt and corrupt".Otherwise, how can you, an official, enjoy such a luxurious life?

He stared at Fang Jun, and said, "Fang Erlang is really leisurely. As a suspected felon, he can still drink and have fun in prison..."

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Fang Jun.

I saw Fang Jun raised his left hand and said with displeasure: "Are you still paying attention to the rules? X is a suspect, imprisoned in this cell, so at least before he is released, here is X's place. You guys One or two come uninvited, just come, and they all treat themselves like uncles, don't you want to show some face?"

Everyone is annoyed!

How to speak?
But Fang Jun hadn't finished speaking yet: "...If you really have something serious to do, it's fine, but it's all shit. Dare I ask, are you all too idle?"

These people in front of them suddenly blushed and were furious!

It hurts to be idle... I have never heard this word, but I know its meaning after hearing the words. Is this a good word?

Before a few people got angry, Fang Jun pointed at Liu Ji and said, "It's just right, since Liu Yushi is here, there is no need to worry about it. Aren't you looking for officials' pigtails all day long? Is this letter written to show your presence in front of His Majesty? Then you should impeach these three. As an official of the imperial court, you should be loyal to the emperor, and receive His Majesty’s salary for nothing. Doing business, do you think it should be impeached?"

Liu Dewei finally couldn't take it anymore, you fucking stick doesn't know good people!
Wasn't this person who rushed here eagerly afraid that you would be tortured and beaten?

In turn, you still have to ridicule me, so it makes no sense!

He stared angrily and said, "Fang Jun, pay attention to your identity!"

Fang Jun chuckled, sitting in front of the table with a big horse, took a bite of dog meat, drank a sip of wine, and his heart suddenly moved...

"A few days ago, I drank with my friends and learned a little knowledge. I wonder if you would like to hear it?"

Speaking of this, regardless of what the people in front of him were thinking, he held back his laughter, got up, picked up the brush from the ground, and drew something like a dog, not a dog, or a wolf, not a wolf, under the inscription on the wall. God, the tail hangs down...

Then Fang Jun turned around and asked the people in front of him: "Look, everyone, is this a wolf or a dog?"

Zhang Yunji froze for a moment, and instantly blushed like blood!

Liu Dewei was dumbfounded, and Liu Jie was dumbfounded, with extremely weird expressions.

Is it a wolf (servant) or a dog?

motherfucker!

How to scold people?
Bisheng Wei Yijie didn't react for a moment, subconsciously took a closer look, and asked, "How can you tell? It looks like a wolf or a dog, so I dare not recognize it."

Fang Jun almost laughed out loud and said, "It's a dog!"

Wei Yijie was puzzled: "How can you see that?"

Fang Jun said: "At that time, a certain person also asked the same question, and the friend explained to him. He said: There are two differences between wolves and dogs. Second, they have different eating habits. Wolves only eat meat and nothing else. Dogs eat meat when they encounter meat, and dung when they encounter excrement (censor)..."

He pointed to the hanging tail: "So, this is a dog!"

There was no sound in the prison, but there was a majestic rage that seemed to break through the sky and turn Fang Jun into ashes!
The scribes and jailers on the side all had their mouths crooked and their eyes slanted, their expressions were grim, and they covered their mouths tightly, almost laughing away!

motherfucker!

How wicked is this Fang Er?

After drawing such a thing on the wall, he scolded a minister, a censor and two servants in front of him...

Piansheng still scolds so freshly and refinedly, so elegantly, without a single dirty word...

Fang Erlang, you are so fucking talented...

puff!
Finally someone couldn't help but burst out laughing, and then hurriedly covered his mouth, fearing that he would bear the monstrous wrath of the four bosses!

The four of them were going crazy!

You are a motherfucker!

Do you want to be so wicked?
Liu Dewei's face was stained with blood, and he was furious: "Fang Jun, do you want to seek death?"

Liu Ji had a grudge against Fang Jun, and at this moment he was even more furious, pointing his halberd: "You, you, insulting the imperial court official, are you not afraid of my impeachment?"

Just after scolding, he looked at the wolf-like thing on the wall, and was suddenly attracted by the writing on the wall.

Take a closer look...

Whoops!

not bad……

　It's a very old joke, I can't remember which book I read it from, but it was originally a conversation between Ji Xiaolan and He Shen.I just had this paragraph when I was preparing the outline a few years ago. Although most book friends have read it now, I like it very much. After much deliberation, I still am not willing to delete it.I don't think this is irrigation. Old stories tell new flavors, so how can it be irrigation?Right?So, you still have to vote for me... haha, thank you.

　　
　
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