Who needs a girlfriend when you have Pokémon?

"Now, let's interview the newly crowned Hoenn champion, Lowe, for his victory speech!"
Luo Wei: "Recently, rumors have been circulating that I have inappropriate relationships with several female trainers, including Lusamine, the president of the Aether Foundation; Lillie, the young lady; Daisy, the Gym Leader of Raven; and Cynthia, the Sinnoh Champion. I hereby solemnly declare that the above rumors are pure nonsense. Please do not continue to spread such false rumors. I'm afraid my Meowth, Gardevoir, Sylveon, Lopunny, and Tapu Lele at home will misunderstand. That's all..."
A lifelong single, overworked office worker who died suddenly is transported to the world of Pokémon, where he collects Pokédex entries, saves the world, and wins the championship along the way...
...What? You're saying that now that you've achieved great success, shouldn't you start thinking about settling down?
I already have Pokémon, why would I need a girlfriend? Ladies, gentlemen, young ladies, trainers, and champion ladies, please have some self-respect!