Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 1290 Foodie and Poetry

Fang Jun's forehead was slightly sweaty.

What's the matter with this emperor, it seems that he came here to find trouble today?
He knows very well about creatures like the emperor, don't try to reason with him, anyway, as long as he is happy, he can hit his own board anytime and anywhere...

In this case, it is useless to justify it, it is better to stay the same and respond to all changes.

"Your Majesty's scolding is that I know I was wrong."

Eyebrows lowered, upper body bowed slightly, like a student in the classroom who was punished by the teacher, his attitude was extremely submissive.

His Majesty Li Er was choked...

When did this bastard have such a temper and easy to talk?

But when he looked at the well-behaved and beautiful Princess Changle, his anger suddenly gathered in his heart, and he felt a sense of crisis, how could he let Fang Jun go so easily?

He took two steps forward, glanced at the dishes on the stone table, and said with a gloomy expression, "Bold! Your Highnesses are my children, and they are all nobles, how can you treat each other with such bland and vulgar things? Do you still have the royal family in your eyes, do you still have me?"

Fang Jun's jaw almost dropped...

I stared at the dazzling array of delicacies on the stone table in amazement, and said to myself, why did I provoke you again, to be so picky?Not to mention those delicacies from the mountains and wild game, but these verdant green vegetables, ordinary wealthy families would not be able to eat them!The weeds on the mountain have just emerged, and the table is already filled with leeks, cucumbers, cabbage, etc. It is simply a luxury!

"If you want to commit a crime, there is no excuse" I'm afraid you are referring to this kind of behavior, right?

It’s just that!

Thoughts turned in my heart, and I said in my mouth: "Please give me a lesson, Your Majesty, as the yang qi rises from winter to spring, it is inevitable that the fire qi in the body will stagnate and the liver will be exuberant. If you can't get relief, the stagnation will become diseased over time, which will greatly damage your health. Your highnesses are It is golden branches and jade leaves, and there is no shortage of delicacies from mountains and seas, so I invited a few highnesses to come here to prepare seasonal vegetables to relieve the anger in the body, and to accompany them with wild game, I dare not wait for half a minute."

His Majesty Li Er raised a sneer at the corner of his mouth: "Hehe, what do you mean, I wronged you?"

Fang Jun said: "I dare not."

It is "dare not", not "not"...

The corner of His Majesty Li Er's eyes twitched, and he knew that you are a brat who can't be angered. As long as you dare to contradict me, you will naturally have an excuse to beat you to vent your anger!

"Father and emperor, my son has indeed eaten a lot of big fish and meat recently, and such light dishes are more appetizing." Prince Li Chengqian saw the emperor's expression was not hesitant, so he hurriedly spoke out to change it.Although it was Princess Fangling's idea to come to Fang Jun's mansion today, how could he stand by while Fang Jun was punished by his father?
Princess Fangling shrank her neck, not daring to speak.

She was already afraid of His Majesty Li Er, and the matter with Yang Yu made His Majesty Li Er furious, how could she dare to intervene?I had to silently sympathize with Fang Jun in my heart, that's all.

As for Princess Changle... She was dragged here by Princess Fangling today, and she has long hated Fang Jun's frivolous words and deeds in her heart. Seeing His Majesty Li Er finding fault at this moment, she wanted to applaud her, how could she stop her?
His Majesty Li Er glanced at the prince, ignored him, and just said lightly: "Very good!"

Then he stepped forward and pointed to the stir-fried leeks on the table and said: "Although this is considered rare at this time, it is a vegetable that is available in every household after all. Spring leeks are dry and tough, and taste like noble wax. You can use them as treats." Prince, entertain the princess?"

Fang Jun had no choice but to bite the bullet and said: "Your Majesty does not know, this leek is a new breed of wild leeks in Guanzhong after cultivation, the quality is tender, and the taste is very good. Besides, spring leeks only need to be cut off for the first time and re-issued The young leaves are the most delicious and nourishing..."

"Nonsense! Do you think I have never eaten leeks?" His Majesty Li Er's expression was not hesitant, as if he was going to get mad anytime, anywhere!

Could it be that the emperor's menopause was early?

Fang Jun complained secretly in his heart, and when he had an idea, he said, "There are poems to prove the beauty of spring leeks."

His Majesty Li Er was slightly taken aback: "Is there a poem to prove it? Why have I never heard of it?"

Fang Jun then recited: "Yeyu cuts spring leeks, and new cooks use yellow beams. The master said that it is difficult to meet, and it will be exhausting in one fell swoop..."

His Majesty Li Er clenched his hands behind his back, feeling annoyed.

This poem has never been heard before, and it was obviously written by Fang Jun in a hurry.

Just asshole!
Are you here to show off your talent in front of me?

Row!
His Majesty Li Er pointed to the green shepherd's purse washed in the white porcelain dish: "This shepherd's purse is the stuff of poor people's belly. It is the most bitter and unpalatable. How can it be put on the dining table for the prince to eat?"

Aren't you full of literary talent and boasting that you are seven and a half tall?Then today you will give me a poem for each dish.

Do it, and I will spare you;
Can't make it, wait on the board!
Fang Jun swallowed, what the hell... Can the emperor find trouble?

Is there any king law?

Looking at the plate of shepherd's purse with emerald green leaves and white roots, Fang Jun's brain turned rapidly, recalling the poems he had learned in the past...

After a while, he slapped his thigh suddenly, and said joyfully: "The road is far and near, and the road is slanting. There are people selling wine in Qingqi. The peaches and plums in the city are worried about the wind and rain, and the spring is in the shepherd's purse flower at the head of the stream!"

His Majesty Li Er was stunned.

motherfucker!

Can you really write it?

Fang Jun continued: "Such fresh and elegant words are like a beautiful picture scroll of the prosperous age. In the past, the shepherd's purse used by the common people to wrap their stomachs is now on the table of the prince and grandson, washed with stream water, and dipped in a little sauce. The ingredients, tasted slightly bitter in the mouth, with a delicate fragrance, just like His Royal Highness and the two princesses, although they are nobles in the world, they never forget the sufferings of the people, remember the bitterness and think sweet! The highnesses are pure in nature and cherish the people, living in the midst of wealth. I also don't forget the people of the world, it can be seen that His Majesty taught you well, I congratulate Your Majesty!"

Princess Changle looked at Fang Jun who was talking eloquently, and was dumbfounded.

This person... is too shameless, he seems to be able to flatter and flatter his father anytime and anywhere, and give his father a comfortable flattery.

It really is a courtier!
On the other hand, Princess Fangling's eyes are shining brightly, and her extreme wisdom is like an eight-pack abs. She can always easily stimulate a woman's hormones...

The crown prince Li Chengqian's eyes flickered with admiration.

Looking at Datang, who can match this quick wit?
His Majesty Li Er has also lost his stubborn temper. I know you are talented, but if you don't believe me, you can write a poem with a table full of dishes!
He pointed to a dish of twice-cooked pork: "This meat is not delicious."

Fang Jun pondered again...

Throughout the ages, Su Shi, who can be called the "gluttonous" poet, is second to none, a serious foodie.

Thinking of Su Shi's "Ode to Pork", Fang Jun shook his head and recited: "Clean the pan, there is less water, and the firewood can not afford to smoke. Don't urge him when he is familiar with himself. He will be beautiful when the fire is full. .Chang’an has good pork, but the price is as cheap as dirt. The rich don’t want to eat it, and the poor don’t know how to boil it. When they get up in the morning, they eat two bowls, and they are so full that their own family doesn’t care about it... Uh! Your Majesty calm down, that’s not what I mean..."

I had a good time memorizing the poems. I changed the previous "Huangzhou" to "Chang'an", but forgot to change the last sentence.

Don't care if you are full...

His Majesty Li Er stared angrily, and his beard was raised!

What do you mean?
I just asked you a few words, but you dare to flirt with me, and "Don't care about me"?
motherfucker!

Are you going to turn the sky upside down?

His Majesty Li Er angrily pointed at a crystal clear and white fish, and asked, "What kind of fish is this?"

The so-called fish meat is sashimi. It was the most popular in the Tang Dynasty, and it was an indispensable dish when the rich and powerful were having banquets.It's just that later this trend gradually declined, and later generations didn't like it, so it gradually became rare. On the contrary, it was learned by overseas devils and carried forward...

Looking at this fish dish, Fang Junxin said that this is much easier: "Shangli is in Wuxi on a winter night, and the herring falls in the snow, carp and oranges!"

Bass has few scales and tender meat. It is a good product for fish fillets. It is a delicacy in the world and is popular in Tang Dynasty when it is paired with orange jam.

His Majesty Li Er was still upset, and wanted to point to the next dish, when he heard Fang Jun continue to say: "Ling Weier Qingchen, the township of the scales, it is appropriate to give oranges to record things, guard and recruit talents." Messenger..."

His Majesty Li Er was a little confused.

To be the envoy of the orange recorder, the guardian of the recruitment of talents?
Total nonsense!
However, if you think about it carefully, there is indeed some interest in it. If it is spread, it might become a pleasure to talk about.

Damn, you really know how to play...

(End of this chapter)