Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 1291
Throughout the ages, among the literary giants, there is no one who calls himself "gluttonous" than Su Shi.

This guy is not only a foodie, but also talented. He often improvises some delicacies into poems and spread them. There are many famous dishes directly related to him, and even more dishes named after him, such as "Dongpo Elbow" , "Dongpo Tofu", "Dongpo Meat"...

Thinking of Su Shi, those interesting poems about food jumped out of his memory, and Fang Jun suddenly "spiritually springs up"!
He looked at His Majesty Li Er, full of confidence in his heart: Dislike our dishes as bad, is it worthy of your Li family's royal status?Well, let’s show you that even the fried pork with bamboo shoots is still full of wit and wit when paired with these poems, and instantly worth a hundred times!
Even when His Majesty Li Er was shocked by his idea of ​​conferring an official on the jam "Orange Beverage", he had already died down and planned to give up, but instead he quit!

Isn't it just finding fault?
Come, come, let you experience our inventory!

With a smile on Hei's face, he pointed to the fried pork with bamboo shoots like a hospitable host: "No bamboo makes people vulgar, no meat makes people thin, not vulgar but not thin, fried pork with bamboo shoots! Tender bamboo shoots after rain, lean The combination of pork is simply a match made in heaven. It not only has the effects of nourishing yin and cooling blood, harmonizing intestines, clearing heat and replenishing qi, sharpening diaphragm and refreshing stomach, it is also supremely delicious. Speaking of which, this dish is on your majesty's side I often eat..."

His Majesty Li Er is still thinking about those two sentences "No bamboo makes people vulgar, no meat makes people thin", and feels that the artistic conception contained in them is really extraordinary and refined, but he is overwhelmed by the latter two vulgar sentences "Not vulgar and not thin, bamboo shoots "Fried pork" was ruined alive, and I felt depressed and regretful.

Hearing Fang Jun's words behind him, he was stunned: "When did I reward you with fried pork with bamboo shoots?"

His Majesty Li Er suddenly understood when he saw Fang Jun's melancholy and aggrieved face, and the crown prince Li Chengqian and the two princesses Fangling and Changle holding back their smiles.Not only did he not get annoyed at Fang Jun's teasing words, but after thinking about it carefully, he found it very interesting, not only laughed loudly: "You have times when you cry out for injustice? Haha, it's rare, it's rare!"

I was amazed by Fang Jun's quick thinking, knowing that Fang Jun could say a few lines of poetry casually in almost every dish, so he pointed to a plate of golden cakes and said, "How about this thing?"

This pastry is ring cake, a very common dessert.Water boiled with honey, Chinese prickly ash and other raw materials, an appropriate amount of eggs, clear oil and noodles, then repeatedly kneaded and pressed, kneaded into thick strips, twisted into dough, kneaded or stretched into round strips with uniform thickness, coiled and orderly Put the ring into the oil pan and deep-fry until brown.

The strands of this product are thin and even, crispy, sweet and crisp, golden and bright, light and beautiful.

Fang Jun laughed, this is easier...

"Rub the jade with slender hands to make it evenly colored, and fry it in green oil to make it tender and deep yellow. When you come to sleep in spring at night, you will know the severity, and you can squash a beautiful woman with gold wrapped around her arms." This is what Su Shi felt when he ate a ring cake made by an old woman. Poetry as a gift.With 28 characters in four lines, it outlines the characteristics of uniform thinness, fresh color, and crispness of the ring cake, as well as the image of a beautiful woman's ring, which can be called a natural skill!
"Wonderful!" Crown Prince Li Chengqian clapped his palms and laughed loudly, "Father and Emperor have learned from you that Erlang's talent is truly unsurpassed in the Tang Dynasty and unique in the world. I'm afraid you won't be able to stop him."

Not to mention Princess Fangling's bright eyes and nympho face, even Princess Changle stared at Fang Jun's face with great interest this time, amazed in her heart.The poems of this sentence are very literary, especially when they are in season and situation, they are full of quick wit, and it is amazing to match the table full of delicacies.I didn't realize how it was when I was eating just now, but after listening to these poems and looking at this dish, I suddenly felt a luxury of eating my full talent!

This guy used to call himself "seven and a half tall", and he was a little disdainful about many things.Even though the poems he wrote are all excellent works that have been sung through the ages, even though he is as talented as Cao Zijian, but he is so brazen, doesn't he know how to blush?
But now Princess Changle is convinced...

This guy is indeed gifted with poetic talent, and it is no exaggeration to praise him as the best in the world!
His Majesty Li Er also smiled, this kid really has the capital to be arrogant!
The anger in His Majesty's heart was swept away, and he was relieved and joyful to be assisted by a good time. He flipped up his robe, sat down on the side of the table, and waved at a few people casually: "Why, don't you want to drink with me?" , or do you hate me as a villain?"

Fang Jun hurriedly said: "How dare I, my minister? Being able to sit at the same table with His Majesty is a blessing from my past life. , feeling the heaven and the earth, the respect for His Majesty is like the water of the Yellow River..."

The prince was dumbfounded, Princess Fangling was dumbfounded, and Princess Changle stroked her forehead with her hand.

It really is a courtier, how can such flattery be said so naturally?
So shameless...

Even His Majesty Li Er had a black line on his face. Not only did he not feel the comfort of being photographed on a horse, but because Fang Jun Chi Guoguo was very embarrassed by his words, he angrily shouted: "Shut up! Speak seriously!"

"Uh... What I mean is, please wait a moment, Your Majesty, I will order the servants to reorganize a table of banquets..."

The emperor came to your house for dinner, how can you give him leftovers?

His Majesty Li Er waved his hand: "I came here uninvited, there is no need to reorganize, this table is fine."

They had no choice but to obey the holy will and sit on the table obediently.

Originally, the dishes had just been put on the table, and the few people were only talking and hadn't put their chopsticks down yet. Besides, the emperor didn't care, so he had no choice but to obey.Fortunately, this is the Tang Dynasty, and the etiquette of monarchs and ministers has not been as strict as before. It is really normal for His Majesty Li Er to bring a few juniors to the table.

If after the Song Dynasty, I am afraid that Fang Jun and others will have to kneel aside...

The conversation during the meeting was very pleasant.

His Majesty Li Er naturally knew that the initiator of this gathering was probably Princess Fangling who was eager to join the reconstruction of Dongshi, and he also agreed with this.

"Since Fang Jun has promised you that you can undertake the construction of the Kunming Lake Temporary Market and the Dongshi Project, then you must make a good appearance. Don't let others say that our royal family only makes money, which will damage the royal dignity and damage the royal family. reputation."

His Majesty Li Er ordered so.

Making money is a trivial matter, and it should be taken for granted. How can there be no royal family where the money is kept?But to make money is to make money, but you can't look too ugly, at least the face of the royal family must be taken into account, and you can't be honest.

Princess Fangling was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "I won't disappoint Brother Huang."

His Majesty Li Er nodded and wanted to say a few more words, but thought of what happened to Princess Fangling, so he stopped talking.

Regarding the matter of Yang Yu, His Majesty Li Er was annoyed that Princess Fangling had lost all the face of the royal family, but thinking about it, the first emperor married the beautiful and beautiful Princess Fangling to the widowed Dou Fengjie. On the side, the age of a spring flower stayed alone in the empty boudoir and could not sleep, and the anger in his heart gradually calmed down.

It's too much to live with Yang Yuzhi, but so what?

After all, she is also her own girl, how could she not feel bad at all...

"Do it well. If Fang Jun dares to plot against you, just tell me that I will reward him with fried pork with bamboo shoots!"

His Majesty Li Er said that for a woman, if she accumulates some money and family background, she will be more confident after she gets married.

Princess Fangling smiled wryly: "Thank you, brother!" Then she glanced at Fang Jun with her eyes, covered her lips and smiled: "Did you hear Fangfu Yin? Hmph, if you dare to throw face at me in the future, I will The palace will sue you in front of His Majesty!"

Fang Jun said with a bitter face: "Your Majesty, I am on your side... I will naturally obey everything you say. But it is also difficult for me. Yesterday was His Royal Highness King Wu, today is His Royal Highness Fang Ling. Tomorrow is His Highness Changle again... It's not easy to be a humble minister!"

Princess Changle, who was pouring wine for His Majesty Li Er with plain hands, suddenly turned cold, and stared at Fang Jun: "Don't involve others like this! Besides, you are the one who came to King Wu's side? Hmph, At this time, he actually hit him upside down, his heart can be punished!"

Fang Jun was speechless.

Li Chengqian laughed and said: "Lizhi has wronged Erlang, he is thinking of you, if I put these words here today, tomorrow he can justifiably seek benefits for you in the project. But you don't Knowing a good heart...you should pour wine and make amends!"

Princess Changle was stunned, and subconsciously looked at Fang Jun.

Fang Jun shrugged, with a helpless expression of "you don't even want to give you money".

His Majesty Li Er's face immediately sank.

The expressions of the two, in the eyes of him who had long been prejudiced, were clearly "flirtatious"...

Fang Jun, you little bastard, how dare you seduce my daughter in front of me?

Its heart should be punished!

(End of this chapter)