Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 2244 Writer?wooden club!
Fang Jun is not a literary giant, political skills and ways of dealing with affairs can be cultivated and learned slowly, but literary talent cannot be learned.

However, he complained in his heart, how could others know?

All the brothers, sisters, concubines and concubines applauded and booed, and the atmosphere was very enthusiastic for a while.The "scandal" about Princess Changle and Fang Jun has been circulating for a long time, and the market is vivid, even these princes and princesses are also very curious.

No one knows whether the two of them had an affair, but watching from the sidelines, one can be sure that there must be some degree of ambiguity.

The atmosphere of the Tang Dynasty was open, and the royal family of the Li and Tang Dynasties regarded "propriety, law, fame and festivals" as nothing. As long as one's own wife and mother-in-law did not steal men, other things could be faced with an "optimistic" attitude.

Princess Changle is beautiful and beautiful, with a pure heart and a beautiful heart, and now she is a "wife of harmony and separation", while Fang Jun, a young hero and a world leader, has some personal affairs between these two, not only no one condemns them, but even likes to hear them, thinking that gossip is helpful. Talk about wine.

If it is really pure and pure, and it starts from love and ends with courtesy, everyone will be disappointed...

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Princess Changle has always been reserved, and if she meets Fang Jun underground, she will try her best to avoid it, so as not to be misunderstood by others, and even more afraid of being misunderstood by Fang Jun.

However, it was her birthday recently, so she was in a joyful mood. After drinking a few more glasses of wine, her blood accelerated and her emotions became a little high. The brothers and sisters coaxed her together, which inevitably made her feel infected. She stared at Fang Jun with a pair of wonderful eyes, I hope that he will be able to make a masterpiece that will be handed down through the ages and make today's banquet a good story.

She remembered every word of the "Ai Lian Shuo" back then...

Princess Gaoyang next to her was also excited, and this His Highness's small face was flushed with excitement, and when he stroked his palms, he showed a bright wrist that bullied Shuang Saixue, and shouted: "Mr. It is necessary to make a song like "Looking back at dusk, but the man is there, in a dimly lit place"!"

As soon as the "Sapphire Case" came out, there was no other word in the world to praise the lanterns, and it has long been praised by scholars to an incomparable position. In the Tang Dynasty, where five characters and seven rhythms were popular, and poetry was only regarded as a small way, it was recognized that this The first word is an excellent work through the ages, among Shangyuan words, it is almost insurmountable.

However, this poem was Fang Jun’s words of love for Princess Gaoyang. Among them, the line "Everyone looks for him thousands of times, but when I look back at dusk, the man is there, in a place where the lights are dim" has long been regarded as one of the love poems for men and women. Excellent, now that Princess Gaoyang is clamoring for Fang Jun to make another song like this, could it be that she is implying that she wants to follow the example of Ehuang Nvying with Princess Changle and serve her husband together?
Princess Changle's face was red, and she slapped Princess Gaoyang angrily, complaining that she was talking nonsense, but her eyes still glanced at Fang Jun from time to time, her heart was full of anticipation...

Everyone screamed strangely and slapped the table in excitement.

Li Tai just walked in at this time, and he was excited when he heard the words, he didn't care about the royal reputation, as long as his sister was willing, he could feel happy, so what's the big deal about having an affair with someone?If he becomes the emperor and Chang Le wants to marry Fang Jun, then let her marry him!
How can fame and other extraneous things compare to a comfortable life?

Li Tai returned to his seat between King Qi and King Jiang. The crown prince was ill and did not come tonight, so he was the leader. Now he said loudly: "Fang Er, if you do well, the king will A few days ago, I got a copy of Wang Dongting's "Boyuan Tie" from my father, and I gave it to you!"

Wang Dongting is Wang Xun, a master of calligraphy in the Eastern Jin Dynasty, a descendant of the Langya Wang family, the grandson of the prime minister Wang Dao, and the son of Wang Qia, the leader of the army. "Boyuan Tie" is a letter written by the author to his relatives and friends, Boyuan.The whole article follows the shape of the original characters, goes with its natural state, and the whole article is harmonious and pleasing, and it is naturally integrated, just like nature.

Extremely precious!

Fang Jun smiled wryly.

When a fake writer who is famous for plagiarism is expected to be able to write a poem, but he can't find a poem that fits the occasion, this feeling is like being pushed against a wall, and he is guilty and embarrassed .

Since plagiarism is impossible, it is absolutely impossible to write a decent poem with his literary accomplishment, that is, the level of doggerel.

Uh, limericks...

Fang Jun suddenly lifted his spirits, and there it is!

Rolling up his sleeves, this guy first picked up the wine glass on the table, drank the wine in the glass, wiped his mouth, and said loudly: "Listen up, everyone!"

There was a sudden silence in the hall.

We all know that Fang Jun's lyrics and poems are not only high-level, but also famous for his speed, so they all held their breath, waiting to appreciate the release of a masterpiece.

Fang Jun's black face flushed slightly, and he groaned softly: "This woman is not human..."

The hall is quieter!

It was like encountering a "time stand still" suddenly, all actions seemed to be stagnated at this moment, and then everyone's eyes looked at Fang Jun inexplicably in amazement.

Are you composing poetry, or cursing people?
Princess Changle was stunned for a moment, then her pretty face changed color, her beautiful eyes instantly flushed red, filled with moisture, her slender hands clenched into fists, she wished she could pounce on this mallet and give it a hard punch!
If you don't want to write poetry, then don't write it. Why should you curse? !

In fact, Fang Jun was also stunned at this time.Conscience of heaven and earth, he just couldn't think of Ying Jinger's poems for a while, so he had to make a doggerel to fool him. Although he has almost no literary achievements, it can still make everyone laugh.

But after reading a poem, he choked in his throat, took a breath, and the rhythm suddenly changed, as if he deliberately used this to tease Princess Changle.

Seeing Princess Changle's angry red eyes, pierced like a knife with shame and indignation, Fang Jun quickly finished the remaining three sentences: "...Nine-day fairy descends to the mortal world. Brothers and sisters are all thieves. loved ones!"

The poem was finished, but there was still silence during the banquet.

Fang Jun was so embarrassed that he could only say haha, forced a smile and said: "Well, I can't think of a good poem for a while, it's a bad song for fun, to make everyone laugh, haha, haha, uh..."

Seeing Princess Changle's big eyes staring at him angrily, and even his wife and mother beside her also looked angrily, Fang Jun really couldn't go on talking.

Everything has to pay attention to a timing, and the same is true for telling jokes.

A suitable joke at the right time can amuse the whole audience, and everyone laughs heartily, even if it is a little too much, no one cares; but if the timing is wrong, the atmosphere is wrong, or the foreshadowing is wrong, then such a joke can easily be overwhelmed. Feeling personally attacked.

This woman is not human...

In the whole world, Fang Jun is the only one who dares to say "mother-in-law" to Princess Changle's face.

There is also the sentence "Brothers and sisters are all thieves", listen, what is this motherfucker saying?

We are all the emperor's nobles and the blood of the Tian family, but in the end, we are all thieves in your mouth?Of course, there is a sentence later, "I stole a flat peach and offer it to my relatives", which seems to be just a joke, but this kind of clumsy joke made everyone here feel uncomfortable.

How many truths are said in jokes...

Perhaps in the eyes of this stick, we are the nobles of heaven and earth, that is the evaluation of "not human beings" and "all thieves"?

Simply too much!
This time, not only the princes and princesses were dissatisfied, but even Princess Gao Yang glared at Fang Jun angrily, can't you write a poem well, do you have to do these tricks?What a death.

Li Tai had just received a large "donation" from the Wang family, and he was in a good mood. He remembered Fang Jun's contribution, so he didn't make trouble. The first poem... let's call it a poem for now, there are no obscure words throughout the text, it's back to basics, easy to understand..."

Speaking of this, Li Tai couldn't help covering his face, and said with a wry smile: "What, Erlang, this king can't help you, hurry up, punish yourself with three cups, and apologize to Changle!"

Fang Jun also had some regrets. A good birthday was ruined by his "a poem" on a whim. Feeling guilty, he immediately raised his glass and said, "It's someone's fault. I punish myself with three glasses as an apology!"

He is the best at drinking. He drank three cups at once without being out of breath.

Princess Changle's anger had gradually dissipated, and she returned to her usual cold expression. She glanced at Fang Jun lightly and said nothing.

Fang Jun sighed...

(End of this chapter)