Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 2245 Drunkenness
It's so embarrassing when no one finds your joke funny.

Princess Changle stared at Fang Jun, her clear and beautiful face seemed calm, but her silver teeth were clenched secretly, and she had to exert great strength to suppress the embarrassment in her heart, otherwise she didn't know if she would burst out on the spot and destroy him. I have always maintained a calm and self-sufficient image.

It's so infuriating...

If you don't want to compose poetry, then you don't have to. Why bother to annoy people with such a nonsense poem?

It should be killed!

Fang Jun was stared at by her, and felt as if there were countless ants crawling up and down all over his body, making him extremely uncomfortable, and Princess Dongyang was taunting and fanning the flames, so he could only drink one cup after another.

In two lifetimes, Fang Jun has rarely been so embarrassed.

Wei Wang Li Tai felt that he had just accepted Fang Jun's kindness, and now he should express his gratitude. He couldn't just kill the donkey, right?So he asked King Jiang and Fang Jun to switch places, grabbed Fang Jun's shoulders, poured the wine himself, and said, "Come, I will have a few drinks with Erlang."

Try to defuse embarrassment.

What can Fang Jun say?Can only drink to the glass dry.

Li Yin, the king of Shu, is an unscrupulous person, but all such people look down on cultural people the most. If Fang Jun really writes a masterpiece, Li Yin will absolutely ignore him, whether he despises him or feels inferior. He is not the same way.

Now that Fang Jun has come up with such a doggerel, everyone at the meeting thinks it is too much, only Li Yin disagrees.

What happened to this poem?
It sounds easy to understand, but you have to get some gorgeous rhetoric and pile it together to be called a good poem?

He raised his wine glass and said in a low voice, "Erlang's poem is easy to understand, even a peddler in the market can understand the artistic conception. It is naturally excellent. Come, come, I will offer a glass to Erlang?"

Fang Jun wished to gag this guy, raised his glass and said, "Drink!"

Wang Jingzhi rolled his eyes, raised his wine glass, and said to Fang Jun: "You and my two families had a lot of misunderstandings before. In the final analysis, it was also my family's fault. Sorry, I will punish you with three glasses of wine here, thank you Erlang for letting go of the past!"

Princess Nanping was sitting next to him, her heart skipped a beat when she heard this, she pulled Wang Jing straight, but she didn't, she couldn't help but secretly anxious.

Fang Jun's stick, why do you have to provoke him?
Now that the matter has been settled, and Fang Jun keeps his word, then even if the matter is over, why do you take this opportunity to pour him a few drinks?Not to mention whether it would annoy Fang Jun, but even this kind of behavior seemed too petty to be looked down upon.

But to be honest, what Wang Jingxun made made him very passive, but due to various reasons, he had to let the Wang family go for a while, so he inevitably had a grudge in his heart.

Very upset.

What the hell are you taking the opportunity to drink at this moment, do you really think that the young master is a Buddha made of clay and has no anger at all?
Holding the wine glass, Fang Jun squinted at Wang Jingzhi, without saying a word, he stared at Wang Jingzhi until his heart was terrified, secretly regretting that he shouldn't feel that he couldn't swallow this breath in his heart, so he had to take the opportunity of drinking again to take revenge.

In case this guy gets mad...

Fortunately, today is Princess Changle's birthday, no matter how hard Fang Jun is, he won't overturn the table on such an occasion, squinting at Wang Jing for a while, even when everyone at the banquet is secretly worried whether Fang Jun will have a seizure, The fellow suddenly smiled and said, "How can three cups be enough? Although you and I had a slight rift in the past, as I said just now, since we have made peace, we should drink three hundred cups together as brothers and sisters from now on!" "

Wang Jingzhi's face turned pale with fright, he waved his hands again and again, and said: "No, no, I'm drinking too little, how can I be Erlang's opponent..."

Fang Jun smiled and said: "If you can't drink it, then drink it with me. If you can drink it better than me, then drink it to death?"

Wang Jing wished he could slap himself and talk nonsense...

"Erlang misunderstood, I..."

Fang Jun didn't give him a chance to quibble, and directly raised his glass: "Come, come, I respect the king's son-in-law, the first is the first to respect!"

He raised his head and drank a cup.

Then the cup was flushed down, indicating that there was no drip left, and then looked at Wang Jingzhi.

Wang Jing had no choice but to drink this cup.

Before the cup was put down, Fang Jun had already filled another cup, raised the cup at him, and said, "Continue."

Down another glass.

Wang Jingzhi had a bitter expression on his face, he couldn't get off the tiger.It was he who wanted to drink alcohol first, so now he can't stir up trouble and shrink back by himself, right?

I had to drink a cup with a bitter face.

Fang Jun laughed happily: "The so-called wine is too small for a bosom friend, drinking at the same table with the king's son-in-law today is really a joy for the rest of my life, come and come, I will not get drunk today!"

As he said that, he actually left the banquet in person, holding a wine glass in one hand and a wine jar in the other, and came to Wang Jingzhi's side, poured wine for Wang Jingzhi himself, then clinked glasses, regardless of Wang Jingzhi's reaction, raised his head and did it Wine in the glass.

Wang Jingzhi's eyes went straight, so he stood up and begged for forgiveness: "Erlang, don't blame me, my drinking capacity is shallow, I really can't drink..."

Fang Jun looked at him and smiled: "Why, don't you give my house some face?"

Wang Jing was completely remorseful, he was so unlucky that he had to provoke this stick for what?
Princess Nanping next to him knew that Fang Jun was angry. Seeing her husband's embarrassing and bitter face, she stood up and said with a smile: "I have long wanted to get close to Erlang, but unfortunately I never had the chance. Sir He doesn't drink too much, so why don't some officials treat him to a drink?"

Fang Jun said happily: "It's an honor for me to drink with His Highness Nanping, how dare I refuse? You have one cup, and I have three cups. Do it first as a respect!"

Wang Jingzhi blushed, and quickly pulled Princess Nanping away.

Just kidding, my imposing seven-foot man was blocked from drinking by the princess standing in front of him, wouldn't it become the laughing stock of the world if it spread?However, just after pulling Princess Nanping behind her, Fang Jun drank three cups in a row, and his eyes became a little straight...

When people respect Princess Nanping's wine, it is natural that one can fight against three, and no one will laugh at Princess Nanping.

But at this moment, Wang Jing straightened his chest like a big man, even if Fang Jun didn't say a word, how could he have the nerve to drink three glasses when he only drank one?
Even if you're drunk to death, you can't do that...

I had to drink three cups in a row, sticking out my tongue and feeling dizzy.

In the past, I was greedy for the wine in the glass, and I only felt that the good wine was sweet and soothed in my throat, but today, I don't even have the time to catch my breath. A glass of wine feels like burning in my throat, as uncomfortable as it is.

Seeing Fang Jun picking up the wine jar again, Wang Jing was convinced...

"Erlang, I'm the one who talks too much and overestimates my capabilities. I'm convinced of your drinking capacity! Can we stop drinking?"

Fang Jun said solemnly: "The liquor store is like a battlefield. When you step on the battlefield, you will die and live. How can you pretend to be cowardly? This war was started by you, but when it ends, I have the final say!"

Wang Jing knew straight away that if he continued to refuse, he might go crazy on the spot with this stick and hit his head with a wine jar...

Drink it.

Who told me to provoke this guy in a daze?
I will cry if I continue……

……

After drinking a jar of wine, Wang Jingzhi was accidentally thrown to the ground. Princess Nanping called two maids to help Wang Jing go to the backyard to rest. Before leaving, she glanced at Fang Jun resentfully.

This guy drank a lot more than Wang Jingzhi, and now his face was flushed, but he still dragged Cheng Chuliang to drink endlessly, and Li Yin, the king of Shu, also came to him, and the wine was like boiling water...

When Wang Jingzhi was helped away, the atmosphere of the banquet gradually became cheerful, and the embarrassment caused by Fang Jun's poem just now gradually dissipated.

Fang Jun got drunk and took Li Yin, king of Shu, to drink.

This kid doesn't understand the world, speaks and acts willfully, but has a rough and unrestrained personality. He is usually the most unlikable person. Even his father and brother don't like to see him. When he goes to a banquet, others are afraid of his status as a prince. He speaks cautiously. In etiquette, after toasting a glass of wine, they stay away. Has anyone ever hooked up like this and drank happily?

The people here are the most scheming, otherwise the fate in history would not be so miserable. Seeing that Fang Jun thinks highly of him now, I feel a sense of confidant in my heart.

The two put their shoulders together, talking and laughing without any scruples, making everyone at the banquet frown.

Li Yin hiccupped, his eyes a little out of focus, and said: "Erlang's poem just now was not good, and he made sister Changle angry..."

Princess Changle on the other side lowered her eyelids, serving the dishes to Princess Gaoyang and Princess Jinyang beside her, turning a deaf ear.

Princess Jinyang kept staring at Fang Jun, and seeing him drinking strong wine like white water, she couldn't help secretly worrying, and dissuaded her: "Brother-in-law, you drank so much, be careful that you hurt your body..."

Fang Jun was indeed a little over the top, he laughed, and said: "Wine is rare when you meet a bosom friend, between men, you should drink to your heart's content, what kind of a man is he if he hides it?"

Princess Jinyang rolled her eyes coquettishly in anger.

Good intentions treat it like a donkey's liver and lungs, drink it to death and you'll count it...

(End of this chapter)