Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 895 Kun is too big to be stewed in a pot

Fang Jun was really outraged!

The common people are about to starve to death, why are you here to confuse people with false rumors just because you have studied for a few days, is it true that if you are a scholar, you can’t see that the people all over the world have enough to eat, so that To show your status as a scholar?
Without saying a word, Fang Jun turned around and grabbed a horizontal knife from the soldier behind him, wading straight to the side of the whale through the shallow water, gouged out a piece of fish with the knife, and returned to the rotten man, just like that. The whitened raw fish was stuffed into his mouth, chewing loudly.

Everyone was frightened by Fang Jun's actions...

Fang Jun suppressed his nausea, chewed the smelly raw fish a few times and swallowed it down, glared at the rotten man and said sharply: "I have worked hard and risked my life to kill this whale, just to tell the people here, The world is rich and rich, as long as you are willing to work hard, you can eat anything! I have eaten the meat of the sea god right now, and I am waiting for the scourge here! If the scourge does not come, I will light the sky lantern for you, old man today, then Go pay homage to the sea god in your mouth!"

The rotten man was so frightened that his legs went limp, and he knelt down "Putong", and said with a sluggish sophistry, "This... that... God's punishment, who knows when it will come?"

Fang Jun smiled grimly: "That is to say, you don't know if the scourge will come or not?"

"No... if you kill the Sea God, the scourge will definitely come!"

"when will you arrive?"

"I don't know..."

"I'll fuck your mother!"

Fang Jun couldn't bear it anymore, he kicked Furu to the ground, resting his sharp horizontal knife on his neck, glaring at him and said angrily: "You said that the scourge will come, but you don't know when it will come. The sea is a gift from heaven to the local people, and the fish and shrimp in the sea are the rations to feed the people! Why can’t the people eat it? You are a scholar, your heart is broken! You want to use this Show your status as a scholar, show your erudition? I will dig out your heart and liver today and see if everything is hacked!"

He was really angry!

The literacy rate is too low in this era, and people yearn for knowledge, so scholars are born with high social status.However, some scholars rely on themselves to know more than others to improve and maintain their social status. It is obviously a trivial matter, but they want to play tricks to make it appear that they know more and better!
Mother, it doesn't matter if you read the Four Books and Five Classics, or a hundred schools of thought, it's just to teach you to fool the world like this, to be superior to others?

They all read the book into the dog's mind!
Seeing Fang Jun's ferocious face, the rotten man gestured at his chest with the gleaming knife in his hand, he rolled his eyes and fainted in fright, his crotch was dripping wet, he peed in fright...

Sun Chengen was sweating profusely, smiled wryly, and quickly stopped Fang Jun.

"Don't be angry, Lord Hou! Please be angry, Lord Hou! This person is the teacher of the county middle school. He is a bit pedantic, but he usually treats the students of the county middle school with all his heart. After all, Rudong County is poor and there are not many scholars. He wants to serve the school. It is not easy to find another gentleman... You have a lot of adults, please spare him."

Fang Jun had to give Sun Chengen face, so Fang Jun resentfully put down the knife, turned around and shouted to the people at the scene: "Who dares to eat this fish? Anyway, I ate it first, even if there is a scourge, I will block it!" Ben Hou tells you that this whale is full of treasures. The whale meat is more delicious than beef. The whale blubber can be used to make candles and paints. For umbrellas, bone meal is the best fertilizer for crops..."

This is really not Fang Jun's bragging, whales are all treasures, otherwise, why would the little devil risk the displeasure of the whole world and still go his own way to hunt and kill whales?

The economic benefits are too great!
In fact, whales have another advantage. Whale oil does not change viscosity at high temperatures, so it is used as lubricating oil for some precision instruments.It's just that the people here couldn't understand, so he didn't say anything, but he was wondering whether to set up a whaling team to hunt whales.

Not to mention the protection of endangered species, in the face of economic development and social progress, everything is false.

As for environmental protection and animal protection, it was pure nonsense in the Tang Dynasty.

He didn't have enough food, who cares whether the whales or tigers and leopards are extinct?

Etiquette can only be known when there are enough granaries. Those so-called developed countries with extremely high national quality that everyone envies, aren’t the so-called national qualities built on a rich material foundation after plundering other people’s blood and sweat?
I rely on plunder to get rich, and ruin other people's countries, and then I can bite back at others' low quality with a shy face. Is there no point in my heart?
The common people didn't understand anything else, but they understood the phrase "tastier than beef".In the Tang Dynasty, it was forbidden to kill cattle among the people. Cattle are the most important means of production. Whoever dares to kill cattle will be killed by the government!Even cattle that died due to illness or accidents must be filed with the government. If they are handled privately, wait for the whole family to suffer!
Therefore, the delicacy of beef only exists in legends...

Now there is actually something more delicious than beef, which is too tempting for half-starved people. Anything that can fill their stomachs is a good thing, let alone such delicious fish?Besides, what is God's punishment or not, even a majestic Marquis of the Empire is not afraid of it, what are we, a mud-legged commoner, afraid of?
If one person stands up, this matter cannot be stopped.

All the common people rushed forward, waiting for the butcher to come and chop up the whale into eight pieces, and then divide the meat.

Sun Chengen admired Fang Jun for eating raw fish without hesitation just now, cupped his hands and said with a smile: "Master Hou eats raw fish with his own mouth, so as to dispel the doubts of the people. He is so virtuous and caring about the people, it will become a good story in the future. Su Wenhou You are so quick and talented, how about composing a poem for a grand event and leaving it for future generations to recall?"

Fang Jun quickly waved his hand: "Isn't this just bragging? Don't do it!"

Liu Ren, who was next to him, would like to joke: "How can you say that? Master Hou led us to fight against giant fish on the ocean, and we almost died, just to let the people have a full meal, and maybe we can have another means of making a living in the future. After all Killing such a big fish is enough for several families to live without worry for a year! This is a great thing, who dare not give a thumbs up when they hear it?"

Yo, this guy has learned how to flirt?
Fang Jun squinted at him: "Do you really want to compose a song?"

Liu Renyuan nodded sharply: "It should!"

Fang Jun looked at Sun Chengen again: "Do you really want to do it?"

Sun Chengen also nodded his head: "Not only do you have to make it, but after you make it, the officials will engrave it on a stone tablet and stand it on this beach for the admiration of future generations!"

"Hey, hey," Fang Jun said with a dark smile: "If you don't engrave a stone tablet, I will never end with you!"

Sun Cheng'en knew that Fang Jun's literary talents were outstanding, so he immediately said: "There is absolutely no lie!"

Fang Jun clapped his hands: "Listen up!"

Several people were taken aback at the same time, is there a word?

The name of "master of poetry" is indeed well-deserved!To be fortunate enough to witness Fang Jun's impromptu poetry, as long as the standard is not too bad, it is a proper event in the literary world!Besides, there are no defective products in the poems and articles written by Fang Jun?

The crowd adored and waited eagerly.

Fang Jun put one hand on his hips and pointed at the whale with the other: "There is a fish in the north, and its name is Kun..."

Everyone was stunned.

I want you to compose poems and lyrics, brother, why are you reciting "A Happy Journey"?
Then the next sentence, everyone was dumbfounded.

"There is a fish in the north, and its name is Kun... Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot; when it turns into a bird, its name is Peng, and Peng is so big that it needs two barbecue grills. One is polysaccharide, the other is slightly spicy; Snow Flower, let us bravely travel to the end of the world!"

……

The scene was only the sound of distant waves, and the whispering of people talking about whales nearby...

As for the people around Fang Jun, everyone was silent.

Nima...

What the hell is this?

"Pfft...hahaha!"

Liu Renyuan was the first one who couldn't take it anymore and laughed wildly.

Xue Rengui and Xi Junmai squatted on the ground covering their stomachs, unable to straighten their backs.

Liu Rengui shook his head and laughed, this Lord Hou, just doesn't take the usual way...

Sun Chengen opened his mouth wide enough to stuff a duck egg into it.

Only Fang Jun clicked his tongue, feeling a little regretful.

After all, people in this era don't know the stalk of "come a bottle of snowflakes, let us bravely travel to the end of the world", which is a fly in the ointment.

Fang Jun patted Sun Chengen on the shoulder, looking expectant: "Magistrate Sun, how is it?"

Only then did Sun Chengen come back to his senses, and looked at Fang Jun with a wry smile.

If this is a stele engraved on stone, do you want to be the laughing stock of thousands of years or what?

Even if you are willing, I dare not...

(End of this chapter)