Tiantang Splendid

Chapter 896 Killing Fish

Fang Jun's words shocked everyone present, and they were also confused by the talent of this Lord Hou...

Is this a word, a poem, or an article?

The Kun is so big that it cannot be stewed in a pot...

Everyone laughed so hard that Sun Chengen couldn't breathe.

Fang Jun admired everyone's reaction, and looked at Sun Cheng'en playfully: "Do you still dare to carve a stone tablet?"

Sun Chengen laughed loudly: "If you dare, Lord Hou, you will dare to be an official!"

Fang Jun also laughed loudly: "This Marquis dare not!"

Just kidding, if this kind of playful work is engraved on a stone and copied on a stele, wouldn't it be a laughing stock for thousands of years?

The atmosphere became relaxed, and several people laughed and chatted for a while. Several butchers from the county also came.But when they saw this hill-like whale, their jaws almost dropped in shock.

A few people gestured for a long time with the hand-relief knife, all of them looked dumbfounded.

No seams, no joints, where to start?
A few people gathered together and murmured, and at the end, they had no experience in dealing with this kind of big fish before, and they were terrified when they looked at it. This thing is the king of the sea. I only heard it from the old people before, but Who has seen it?Any wild animal that is unusual in some respect, such as a particularly long snake, such as a fox with multiple tails, such as a particularly large fish... all of these mean that they have spirituality and have cultivated to a certain level. If you kill them rashly, you will be punished by God. of!
People at this time believed in this the most, who would dare to tear such a big fish into five horses easily?
Fang Jun was still wondering, what are these people muttering about?

As a result, not long after, several butchers ran up to Sun Chengen and knelt down in front of Sun Chengen.

"Xianzun, please do me a favor, let the little one go!"

"That's right, Mr. Xian, such a big fish must have a spirit. Even if it dies, it must be buried in a treasured place of geomantic omen, and the corpse cannot be divided!"

"We still have a seventy-year-old mother and a three-year-old baby in our family. You can't let our whole family die..."

The butchers wiped their eyes and tears. In a word, they did not dare to chop the whale into pieces.

Fang Jun has black lines on his face...

He also knows that people in this era are superstitious, but he is speechless when it rises to the level of divine punishment and life-threatening at every turn.God is so idle and has nothing to do, staring at you little people all day long?
But these guys didn't dare to attack the whale, so did Fang Jun.

The people watching around gradually became frightened, and the gratitude and shock caused by Fang Jun eating raw fish just now dissipated a little.After all, it is a matter of life and death. If the catastrophe really comes, the Lord Hou is rich and auspicious and his fate is strong enough to withstand it. Can their muddy legs withstand it?
However, Sun Chengen's experience in dealing with such small people is obviously much richer than Fang Jun's.

Sun Chengen's dark face was gloomy, staring at the butchers who kowtowed and bowed in front of him, and said coldly: "Bold! Disobey the orders of the official, confuse the public with false words, and stir up the hearts of the people. Are you planning to rebel? Come on, Take these suspects to this officer and put them in a big prison, and when I return to the county government, I will be promoted to the court for trial, and I will serve them with severe punishment!"

A few butchers were almost scared to pee!

Does this have anything to do with the rebels?

Be nice!

One of the fat butchers rolled his eyes and said angrily: "The little people were confused for a moment, and they were almost deceived by these villains! The county lord acts on behalf of Tian Xunhun, that is a person who is like a god descending from the earth. How can you listen to the order of the county lord?" Will it be punished by God?"

After all, the man jumped up, his fat body was unbelievably agile, he trotted to the front of the whale, regardless of the head and buttocks, he waved the hand-relieving knife in his hand to cut it.

The whale skin was cut by a sharp hand-removing knife, exposing the thick oil inside, and with a little more force, it cut into the snow-white and tender fish inside.His hands and feet were nimble, and he cut off a piece of fish in a few strokes.

Anyone who can work as a butcher for a long time is a slippery person.At this moment, when the other people saw this unhesitating betrayal, they immediately reacted.This Sun Xianzun is the Heavenly King Laozi of Rudong County. If he doesn't listen to him, there will be plenty of ways to deal with them in the future!

Instead of being afraid of the scourge of God who doesn't know whether it will come, let's take into account the punishment in front of us...

"How do you talk? Who deceived you? It's just nonsense...What, wait for me..."

"Aha, this kind of big fish and small people has never been seen before. It is very difficult to deal with the knife skills of removing bones and flesh. They can't do it. Let Xiaomin do it!"

The last butcher saw that the comrades in the trench just abandoned him, stood up and ran towards the whale: "Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding, Mr. Sun Xian...Xiaomin will cut the fish!"

Looking at the exceptionally active butchers, Fang Jun spat angrily.

"Things that bully the weak and fear the hard will be easy to bully if they are friendly with me, right? I need to deal with it!"

"Haha! Lord Hou, you have lived in the court for a long time, and you have never dealt with these oily people in the village, so you don't know their temperament. You put a smile on their faces, and they put on their noses, making you very angry. With They come here, but they are honest and obedient. They are all uneducated, and some of them can’t even write their own names. If they sign a document or something, they just put their fingerprints on it! It’s impossible to reason with them. Not to mention! You have to frighten them violently. These guys are not cheap, have never studied, but they are ghosts!"

Sun Chengen laughed out loud.

Fang Jun was silent.

The so-called Hades is easy to deal with, and little ghosts are hard to deal with. This kind of naughty little people who hang out in the market to make a living are the most difficult to deal with.If you reasoned with him, they would just mess around. Could it be possible to take it seriously and cut off his head?

You can only be rude, beat you if you don't obey, don't say that the law is not legal, you can't even write your name, know the law of the ass?
When the common people saw a few butchers eating hard but not soft, they all laughed, and inevitably made fun of them.

Several butchers had never seen a creature like a whale, let alone decomposing flesh and blood.For a while, I was in a hurry, sweating profusely, but the progress was slow.Knowing that the fish meat has been decomposed by one-third, I just found a little bit of a pattern. I realized that the ordinary knife for deboning and dividing the flesh was not suitable, so I borrowed sharp horizontal knives from the soldiers one after another. First cut off the fins of the whales, and then A segment of division.

The golden sunset slantly shines on the sea, sprinkled with thousands of golden scales, gorgeous and dazzling.

By evening, there was still a third of the whale undivided.

Fang Jun ordered people to gather firewood, built a simple stove, and brought the iron skewer to skewer the whale meat, sprinkled it with various seasonings, and ordered the cook on the warship to grill the fish.A few jars of house wine were brought out from the cabin, and a barbecue meeting was held.

It really is "the Peng is so big that it needs two grills"...

The flame licked the skewered fish, and the fat dripping on the campfire made a "stabbling" sound, and bursts of meaty fragrance wafted out.The people who were still waiting for the meat to be distributed stood there all day, swallowing involuntarily when they smelled the smell of meat, and looked enviously at the officials gathered around the bonfire eating meat and drinking.

The fear brought about by "scourge" has long since been driven away by hunger.In the face of hunger, all worries are not worth mentioning. The most important thing is to survive with a full stomach...

The grilled whale meat after marinating for a while is really delicious, not a bit different from beef and mutton. Fang Jun and the others feasted on it, drank heavily, and ate meat. You can occupy the mountain as king...

Fang Jun even called that rotten man over, and he threatened to force him to eat whale meat with a knife.At first, this old Confucian would rather die, but after Liu Renyuan and Xue Rengui pushed his mouth open and forced a mouthful of whale meat, the old guy looked sad and indignant, swallowed the whale meat in his mouth, and poured himself down again cheekily a bowl of wine...

Fang Jun and the others pointed at the old Confucianist and laughed out loud. Are you really a bitch?There is also a memorial archway for the child, no matter ancient or modern, Chinese or foreign, it is this virtue that scholars are very good at!Not only shameless, but also thick-skinned. You can laugh as much as you want, and I will be full!

At this time, an old fishing boat stopped by the sea. Two fishermen, father and son, dropped the anchor. Scratching things, wading in the sea came ashore.

　Tomorrow's Chapter 1 will be around noon...stay tuned!
　　
　
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