Fist of Fantasy

Chapter 158 Happy Hour

At nine o'clock in the evening, the Yingxuetang Bookstore Centennial Outstanding Novel Award Ceremony began on time.

Standing under the spotlight, the two hosts, a man and a woman, recalled the glorious history of Yingxuetang Bookstore and the Centennial Outstanding Novel Award with emotion.

The opening remarks of about 2 minutes were filled with long sentences, and the antithesis was neat and somewhat rhymed. The host's solemn yet friendly voice echoed in the awards hall, creating a sense of ceremony that was not clear.

"Thank you to all the guests who took the time to come here tonight, especially thanks to Mr. Puxuan Depu from Thunder Cliff Qinggeng Peak, Mr. Zhu Yuanzhi Zhu, Mr. Du Gongtai, and Mr. Du from..."

The number of guests at this award ceremony far exceeded previous ones. When Liang De finished eating the third fruit platter, the host finally thanked all the big names who needed to be mentioned, and entered the main topic of the award ceremony.

"The first award presented today is the Popularity Award.

There is no nomination link for the Best Popularity Award, and no nomination link is required. Everything depends on sales.

This award-winning work has sold a total of 23.5 billion copies in a century, and the books are connected end to end for nearly 5 kilometers.

5 kilometers, this is the farthest distance an outstanding novel can cover in a hundred years, and it is a journey completed by countless readers shoulder to shoulder.

In this century, the most popular novels and novelists on both sides of the sea and the sea are——"Assassination of the Head of the FFF Regiment" and Mr. Tai Fengxian!

Congratulations to Mr. Tai Fengxian for winning the Best Popularity Award for Yingxuetang's Century-old Outstanding Novels for three consecutive years!

Next, Mr. Liang De, the assistant of Mr. Tai Fengxian, will accept the award on his behalf and give an acceptance speech. "

A holographic projection of the hardcover version of "Assassination of the Head of the FFF Regiment" appeared in the air, and the words "Tai Fengxian" on the book cover shone like a bald head of extremely high purity.

The host took the lead in applauding, and there was a wave of applause in the awards hall.

Shen Shiyu leaned forward to straighten Liang De's tie, and said in a low voice:

"Look at the letter paper and read, don't make eye contact with anyone."

"I know if you don't tell me."

Liang De got up expressionlessly and walked forward, and took out the insulting letter that Teacher Tai Fengxian wrote passionately after drinking from the inner pocket of his jacket like a gun in slow motion.

Thunder Demon Sect Zhu Yuanzhi in the front row under the stage played with the emerald jade beads in his palm, and said to Du Gongtai:

"Brother Tai isn't coming?"

……

"Brother Tai, aren't you going to accept the award?"

At the Beast's Love Bar, Puxuande was sitting on the sofa holding two mohawk-headed female orcs with very gorgeous makeup and hair. Lipsticks in different colors.

Tai Feng first shook his bald head, which was brighter than the light bulb in the bar, and said:

"It's nothing interesting, it's well deserved, whether I have this award or not, I'm the most popular novelist in all circles on both sides of Kaihara Kukai, there is no doubt about it.

It's more interesting to drink with you here, brother. "

Pu Xuande sniffed the fragrance of the Mohican-headed female orc, and said with a smile:

"I have invited many friends from various circles on both sides of the strait to cheer you on this time, but you don't care at all. You don't pay attention to fame and fortune. This is the demeanor of a real celebrity.

I am not as good as you. "

"Hehe, senior brother, you want to cheer on your little brother named Lu Yan, and the best story award with the most gold content is the best story award, an award that I haven't won for thousands of years.

As expected of the Qing Emperor of Jieyuan, who is powerful in the sky, with hands and eyes that reach the sky, Yingxuetang Bookstore will also give you some face, no, not a few points, but a few points, it's amazing! "

After being exposed by Tai Fengxian, Pu Xuande's face remained unchanged, and he smiled and picked up a glass of "green grasshopper" made with whipped cream, mint liqueur, and white cocoa liqueur.

"Lu Yan has just been promoted to Qingjie not long ago, and he has a narrow circle, so I took this opportunity to knock on the door to open a way for him.

I originally thought that you would run amok in the heavens, Grand Junior Brother, and you wouldn't care about these false names, but I didn't expect you to have such a deep obsession with the Best Story Award.

Senior brother, I will punish myself with a drink and apologize to you. "

Pu Xuande drank the "green grasshopper" in the conical cup, approached Tai Fengxian with two orc oirans in his arms, and said:

"Brother Tai, the four friends of Lei Ting, are united in spirit.

I, as a senior brother, can be regarded as a bit of a scumbag in Yingxuetang. Since you want this best story award, the next award must be yours. No one can take it away, as I said.

It doesn't matter if you want to be re-elected for a few more terms, senior brother will definitely help you get things done if you don't want to face this old face. "

"No need, if I want to use outside the market, please ask Brother Du to help me get this award, so why bother you.

One day, I will dwarf those pearls of rice with the light of the bright moon in my pen, and win the Yingxuetang Best Story Award with dignity. "

Tai Feng first asked the bartender to open a bottle of Pepsi brandy, raised the bottle and drank more than half of it.

"Good ambition, Junior Brother, I wish you success with this cup!"

Tai Feng touched Pu Xuande with the bottle first, and said:

"Brother, did you invite many friends to the awards ceremony?"

"That's right, you know those wine and meat friends. Among them, there are only seven or eight of the top Qingjies, and the remaining dozen are middle-ranked Qingjies. They are ordinary and nothing."

Tai Fengxian had a slightly weird smile on his face, and said:

"It's good to have as many friends as possible, and as many people as there are people to be lively."

"Hahahahaha, there is a good thing about being lively, and there is also a good thing about drinking when two people drink. Senior Junior Brother, to be honest, drinking with you is much happier than being with them."

"Brother, as long as you are happy." Tai Feng first stretched out his hand to wrap Pu Xuande's right shoulder, "Tonight we two senior brothers will not go home until we are drunk."

"Okay, if you don't get drunk, you won't go home!"

……

Liang De stood on the stage, unfolding the white letter paper folded into long strips.

"Ladies and gentlemen, good evening, everyone. Here, on behalf of Teacher Tai Fengxian, I would like to extend my warmest greetings to the members of the Yingxuetang Literary Jury and all the distinguished guests attending the award ceremony tonight."

Liang De put down the letter paper and bowed to the guests in the audience, then picked up the letter paper again.

Thunder flashed in Zhu Yuanzhi's eyes, and he saw all the densely packed words on the letter paper at a glance.

The handsome monk smiled silently after reading it, his eyebrows and eyes seemed to be in full bloom, making it hard for people to move their eyes away.

"Junior Brother Du, Brother Tai's mouth is too vicious. Aren't you afraid that this young man named Liang De will be kicked out by the Yingxue Hall?"

Zhu Yuanzhi narrowed his eyes slightly, and his gaze stayed on Liang De for a moment.

"It turned out that half of Mr. Xie's ten thousand volume bookmark was hidden in his self-nature. The people in Yingxue Hall were determined not to touch him, so they could only sit obediently under the stage and be scolded bloody. Brother Tai is really calculating .”

Du Gongtai looked down at the golden and green landscape on the fan, and said:

"Not only the Yingxuetang people, but no one can touch him tonight."

Liang De fixed every facial muscle and skin with the golden snake firmness and softness method, swallowed, and continued to read in a voice without any emotion:

"First of all, I would like to give special regards to a certain female immediate family member who no longer exists among the members of the Yingxuetang literary jury, because..."

Liang Degang was about to continue reading Teacher Tai Fengxian's thousands of words of discussion on ethical issues, when suddenly a coin with a square hole and two wings was drilled out of the white letter paper in his hand.

The square-hole coin flapped its small wings and flew around on the white letter paper, erasing the words written by Tai Fengxian himself like a rubber.

After finishing the erasure work, the square-hole money with wings disappeared.

The white letter paper with no writing on it spun rapidly in Liang De's hands, like an Indian pancake at the fingertips of a chef, getting bigger and bigger.

Liang De's whole body was seized by an irresistible force. He couldn't move a single cell or make a decibel sound. He could only watch the white letter paper turn into a huge screen with no expression on his face.

"Because we will talk about it later, please enjoy a wonderful short video first."

Liang De heard such a sound from his own mouth.

The title of the short film flashed on the huge screen:

"A friend is an alias for the Lord of Suffering—the happy hour of Pu Xuande and his friends' wives."

(End of this chapter)