Shenzhou Town Demon Records

Chapter 378 Pig and Monkey Fight for Hegemony

Liang Yuqing was taken aback by Feng Shijun's words, and said with one hand on his hip, "What do you say these messy things have to do with cooking?"

The corners of Feng Shijun's mouth turned up slightly, and he said lightly: "It's nothing, it's purely for exchange and discussion, the banquet is about to start, please pay attention to Miss Liang."

After he finished speaking, he walked out of the kitchen leisurely, but Liang Yuqing's face was red and white, and he looked a bit lost.

Seeing this, Xing Zhiying secretly sighed, grabbed Liang Yuqing's arm, bit her ear and said, "Chef, hurry up and get back to your senses, your subordinates are all watching."

As soon as Liang Yuqing Zhai Ran woke up, he quickly straightened his face and shouted coquettishly: "If there is anything to look at, don't take the opportunity to be lazy! Hmph... It's nothing more than a Tai Chi diagram, my aunt will show it to him!"

Although the sergeants had different expressions, they had no choice but to obey Shangfeng's confession.

Liang Yuqing put away her shrew appearance, peeked at Xing Zhiying again, and said uncomfortably: "I... I never thought that when that soil turtle became so powerful."

Xing Zhiying chuckled lightly and said, "Schools should be admired for three days. The land turtle should be promoted to water turtle this time, right?"

Liang Yuqing snorted coquettishly: "Anyway, he's still a brat, hum~"

Xing Zhiying smiled secretly, thought for a while and then lowered her voice, "Don't blame me for gossiping behind my back, Erya, that General Feng seems to be very slippery, don't let him be fooled by your carefree temper."

Liang Yuqing's face flushed, and he said flatly: "Who can look down on that turkey, I'm whole-hearted... I like Mr. Kou."

Xing Zhiying smiled and said: "I mean he was so powerful just now, most likely he was cheating, but where did you think, hehe... are you guilty of being a thief?"

Liang Yuqing was so embarrassing that she couldn't bear it, and she couldn't help but stop, Xing Zhiying finally caught her as a soft persimmon, how could she let it go easily, the two women had a quarrel for a while, and the matter of the dinner party was thrown out of the blue.

"Little brother, you prepared such a big stall just to cook bowls of noodles?"

"What do you mean by cooking 'bowl' noodles? You have seven extra mouths all of a sudden, and I have to cook a big pot."

"How can there be such a reason, it's fine if you don't entertain the guests when you come, and you don't even eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year?"

"Little vixen who doesn't work hard and doesn't know the five grains, how dare you tell me what to do here? Otherwise, you also come to help, and the young master will do it for you."

"Xiaomu is a member of the leader of the alliance. His help is equivalent to the help of the leader of the alliance. Xiaomu, do you think so?"

"Cough... I'm just an unpaid handyman, I don't dare to climb up, I really don't dare to climb up."

"Okay, you guys still dare to fight together, Ah Heng, go and help."

"Uh...this...that..."

"Left and right protectors!"

"...ashamed."

"Hmm...Little brother Yue cooked noodles today, did he have something to say?"

"It's still a sensible fortune teller, so what do you think is said?"

"Well~ The face is long and thin, implying longevity. Is it for whose birthday?"

"Ha... what do you think, little vixen?"

"I...you..."

The pretty face that was originally flushed with anger turned even redder with embarrassment, and then Yan Tingqi said: "Little brother, how did you know my birthday, sister sister secretly told you?"

Before Xiaolei could answer, Shang Hongxiu waved his hands and said, "God bears witness, I don't have one."

Yan Ting became more and more suspicious: "That's what you said, Xiaozhu?"

Zhu Fengyin shook his head and said: "Neither have I, where did Young Brother Yue know?"

Xiao Lei rolled his eyes, and said slowly: "Is the little vixen's birthday on New Year's Eve?"

Yan Ting blinked and said: "It's the first day of the new year, so everyone patronizes the New Year. No one has ever celebrated my birthday. You... are so kind, little brother."

She was complacent and moved, but she heard Xiao Lei leisurely said: "That's really a coincidence, but I didn't intend to curry favor with you, this time it's just that you stepped on shit luck and got someone's favor."

Yan Ting froze for a moment, her blushing face instantly flushed with anger, her lips trembled and she couldn't speak, tears rolled in her eyes, she was obviously extremely wronged.

Seeing this, Shang Hongxiu felt quite embarrassed, so he quickly hugged Yan Ting, and softly comforted him: "Okay, little girl, you will be a 16 years old girl in a blink of an eye, why bother to be as knowledgeable as little brother Yue, and lose our Six Heroes League for nothing?" majesty."

Yan Ting managed to regain her composure, and snorted softly, "Who knows as much as him, this kind of skinless bastard deserves no one to love him for the rest of his life, and won't find a wife for the rest of his life."

Xiao Lei secretly laughed, looked at Yan Ting and said: "So you are so young, you are really a 'little' vixen. By the way, aren't you a pig? Hey ~ no wonder."

Yan Ting's face was so red that she was about to bleed, she glared at Xiaolei angrily and said, "You! Then what are you?"

Xiao Lei calmly said, "I'm a tiger, and I'm a tiger who only eats fat... thin pigs, why are you afraid?"

Yan Ting was heartbroken by this deflation, and in desperation she scolded coquettishly: "What about the tiger, haven't you heard of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, I... oh, who is a pig!"

Everyone couldn't help laughing when they heard the words, but at this time they heard Xiaolei yelling in pain, and then said bitterly: "Okay, old man, you dare to plot against the young master, are you helping the little vixen to get ahead? Iron-masked girl in spite of?"

Yu Bingru smiled and said: "Whoever let you speak freely, I just don't want to go too far, otherwise I have to teach you a lesson."

Xiao Lei curled his lips and said, "A dog biting Lu Dongbin doesn't know a good heart. Are you a dog?"

Yu Bingru shook her head and said with a smile: "At my age, how could it be possible that I'm only one year older than Miss Yan? I'm a snake."

Xiao Lei rolled his eyes and said, "So that's how it is. You are called a snake biting an old farmer, and you are the most poisonous woman."

Yu Bingru couldn't laugh after hearing this, but Mu Yun said in amazement: "So Xiaolei, you have heard this story before, then when we were in the Sword Governing Hall, I saved you with good intentions, but you will repay your kindness with revenge. To add insult to injury, is that the most poisonous..."

Feeling guilty, Xiao Lei quickly interrupted: "Okay, you are so old, you dare to help the little vixen run on the young master, what is your zodiac sign?"

Mu Yun said proudly: "I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, even the Dragon King can beat the ground, not to mention you are just a little cloth tiger."

Xiao Lei said with a smile: "It's just a monkey. You dare to call yourself a king without the young master. Your zodiac sign is not compatible with the little vixen, just like Monkey King and Zhu Bajie are definitely not close. Also, the Spring and Autumn and Warring States days A hundred years, isn't it just the so-called pig-monkey struggle for hegemony?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then they only heard Xiaolei say confidently: "This is what my master said. Fighting for hegemony comes and goes. On the surface, they are upholding the fate of the sky, benevolent and moral, but deep down they are extravagant and lustful. Men steal women and prostitutes. They are all beasts." Animals and the like, the stupid ones are pigs, and the clever ones are monkeys."

(End of this chapter)