Weird Three Kingdoms

Pei Xuan sat on the sedan chair and staggered forward.

The surrounding soldiers occasionally cast some inexplicable eyes, but Pei Xuan didn't care at all.

There were not many people sitting on sedan chairs in the Han Dynasty, but sedan chairs had already appeared in the Xia Dynasty.

It is said that in the process of water control, Dayu needed to "ride for four years, and publish trees with the mountains".Although Pei Xuan didn't dare to compare himself to Dayu, he was still willing to imitate the sages. After all, he was famous for studying the scriptures of the sages in the Spring and Autumn Period, so what's the problem with sitting in a sedan chair?
The so-called "Four Zai" refers to water travel by boat, land travel by cart, mud travel by sledge, and mountain travel by sledge.

Nowadays, if you go into the mountains and strangle the bandits, you will naturally become a concubine.

Of course, the name sedan is mostly said to have originated from the Song Dynasty. Most people in the Han Dynasty called it "Jianyu", which has a clear image.

In addition to Jianyu, there are also titles of Buyu and Buchariot, which are different in size. The "chariot" was used by Yin and Zhou to transport military supplies. It was originally a human-powered cart.When he came to Qin Shihuang, he took off the wheels and used it as a sedan chair. He may think that this can reflect the style of the first emperor in history, but what he did not expect is that later generations are far more magnificent than him, such as Huanxuan. It is said that the chariot can seat 30 people at the same time, and it takes 200 people to lift it...

The Han Dynasty preferred horse-drawn carriages, because manpower was not rare, but horsepower was precious, so most officials in the Han Dynasty either rode horses or took carriages.This habit lasted until the Sui and Tang Dynasties. Later, when the Tang Dynasty began to decline, most officials also began to sit in sedan chairs.

Counseling Song is different. From the beginning, he likes to sit in a sedan chair.Song Taizong decreed that "non-rank officials are not allowed to ride in the warm sedan chair", so the sedan chair instantly became a luxury to show status and status.

After Ming Taizu Zhu Yuanzhang won the world, in order to avoid laziness after peace, he once stipulated that ministers of civil and military affairs must ride horses and not take sedan chairs, but after the death of Lao Zhu, this regulation became a dead letter. …

So, what do you see?
Sitting in a sedan chair is comfortable.

When the officials are comfortable, the common people are often not so comfortable.

These feudal dynasties have all been reflected in history. When officials don’t like to endure hardships and want to decorate their identities with various luxuries more and more, when they want to be comfortable and enjoy themselves, it often means that the dynasty is about to disappear.

Just like Pei Xuan now.

This is to lead the soldiers into the mountains to strangle the thieves and bandits, but how tiring it is to walk the mountain road!

There is mud everywhere and the clothes are stained. Doesn’t it mean that you have lost the grace of a celebrity?
Sitting on the sedan chair and being carried by his servants, Pei Xuan leaned against the guardrail, looking at the rolling hills in the distance, feeling really comfortable.

Pei Xuan knew that this was a great opportunity for him to show himself.In the eyes of many people before, although he was familiar with scriptures such as the ancient spring and autumn period and the schools of thought, and he had specialized research, but that was all. After all, there was no first text, and some scriptures were different from each other. The explanation is really normal, and it is difficult to convince the other party, but military merit is the real deal, even if it is a little watery, but the size is there!

So he heard that there were more than ten thieves, so he set off with the soldiers in the county.To be on the safe side, he brought out almost all the combat forces in the county, and must use the strongest force to ensure his own safety, er, to ensure the victory of the bandit suppression this time.

After all, a lion should fight a rabbit with all his strength. What's the problem with this?
As long as Pei Xuan catches these thieves and doesn't let them all run away, this credit is like picking something out of a bag.

Even if you take ten thousand steps back, even if you run away, what's the point, the big deal is to find a few hunters, um...

This was indeed a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Pei Xuan decided to go to battle in person, and he couldn't let the merits slip away in vain.

Walking and walking, after a while, we arrived at the place where the robbery happened.

"County Lord, this was here..." the county soldier leader pointed to a small ferry and said, "To cross the mountain, this is the only ferry... At that time, the merchant guard was divided into two parts, one part was on the ferry side. , and the other part is here. As a result, the thief suddenly rushed out when he was halfway through the crossing..."

Pei Xuan waved his hand, "You've said so much. Now that you know it, why don't you hurry up and search for traces of the thief?" 』

The county soldier let out an uh, took a deep look at Pei Xuan, stopped talking, and bent over to accept the order.

What's the use of being able to fight?

I have a higher official position than you, so you have to listen to me.

The original idea of ​​the county soldier team was to take this opportunity to remind Pei Xuan that this thief actually has something, not really as simple as what the county magistrate said, but helplessly Pei Xuan didn't want to hear what he had to say, after all Even if you don't talk about the difference between superiors and subordinates, how can you talk to warriors if you only talk about celebrities?
The county soldiers took the lead to convey the order, and the soldiers dispersed one after another and began to search for clues.

Pei Xuan stroked his beard and smiled slightly, "The cage is ready, waiting for Chihu to get into it."Come on, make some tea!During the battle, you are not allowed to drink alcohol, but you can still drink a cup of tea..."

"The county is wise and mighty!Between talking and laughing, the thieves flew to ashes!The Lord will definitely favor the County Lord, and the County Lord's promotion is just around the corner! ” The bastard on the side lost no time in flattering him, making a crackling sound.

Pei Xuan squinted and smiled.

Logically speaking, how could a guy like Pei Xuan become a county magistrate?
But the criteria for selecting officials in the Han Dynasty were like this.

It's as if no one knows why a junior college student can bypass the public examination and become the county magistrate smoothly.

If he hadn't encountered Da Lei and was stabbed out, who knew there was such a shortcut to the end?
And how many people take such a shortcut?

Pei Xuan came frankly, and didn't want to be on guard at all. On the contrary, he also felt that it was necessary to show off to a certain extent in order to show his demeanor of a celebrity.

From Pei Xuan's point of view, the mountain thieves in the mountains certainly didn't know his demeanor, and now that he came here with great fanfare, he could directly frighten these thieves and make them terrified.And once these thieves are timid, even if they fight in the end, aren't they still easy to catch?This is called a good fighter, who should focus on attacking the heart, strategize and win a decisive victory thousands of miles away.

In his opinion, most of these Shanyue barbarians have fled, and even if they are still nearby, it is necessary to show the battle flag and military power to let the poor and crazy Shanyue barbarians know how powerful they are and not to cause trouble.

Pei Xuan didn't really want to kill people seven times in and seven out, with heads rolling around, that would be a bit of a disservice, but if there are really unscrupulous thieves who want to bump into them and throw themselves into the net, then he will not be polite...

...(＾－＾)V...

Shamoko was not smart at first.

But this is not smart, not absolute.

After all, vision determines the realm. At the beginning, Samoke was in the Wuling area, what could he see?Whoever is braver, who is less afraid of pain, who is not afraid of death, who has greater strength, bigger fists, and kills more beasts and people, is a warrior.

Go to war together, pigs rush forward, whoever stays behind is a coward.

That's it.

After following Zhuge Liang for a while, Sha Moke felt that his vision had been opened.

It turns out that battles can be fought like this?
Han people are so cunning!How despicable!How shameless!

I, Shamoke, a mighty Wuximan warrior, represents Wuximan's tenacious spirit and outstanding fighting spirit. How can I use such cunning, despicable, and shameless tactics?
Even if I die on the battlefield, by the sword of my opponent, I will...

Really fragrant.

The old and weak defenders in Youyang County stood on the city wall, staring at the trees and bamboo ladders erected outside the city gate, dumbfounded.

This……

Is this still Shanman Nanyue?

The reason why Pei Xuan felt that it didn't matter if he took away most of the combat power and left the old, weak, sick and disabled, and the reason why the county magistrate and others in the city didn't stop him, was because Shanyue didn't have much ability to break through the city most of the time.Only when the number of Shanyue exceeds a thousand, or even more than [-], is it possible to break through a city if they carry out ant-attachment at the expense of life and death, but outside the city, although the county magistrate underreported the number of Shanyue, it is far from a thousand people, so All you need to do is close the city gate, and everything will be fine.

This is what most of the officials in Youyang County's prime minister think.

So seeing that Pei Xuan took away most of his combat power, he didn't say anything. On the one hand, he felt that there was no need to spoil Pei Xuan's interest. On the other hand, he also felt that there were only tens of hundreds of Shanyue, how could it be possible to attack the city? , Is it possible to fly to the sky?

As a result, Shan Yue, who knew how to learn and grow, surprised the Jiangdong soldiers in Youyang.Even the magistrate of Youyang County who rushed over after receiving the news was stunned looking at the city, and there was no good way to do it for a while.

What can be done?
The county magistrate is selfish.

These days, who is not selfish?

Because Pei Xuan's various schools of thought and ancient sages, he couldn't understand, and he couldn't argue against him, so he could only make Pei Xuan stumble in practical matters.In the mind of the county magistrate, a boastful magistrate like Pei Xuan would probably be so frightened that his liver and gallbladder would burst when he saw blood, and he would urinate and urinate everywhere...

Unexpectedly, he himself was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were tearing apart, and his feces and urine flew all over the place.

What about soldiers?

He was taken away by Pei Xuan.

『@￥#! ’The county magistrate cursed something, and then yelled, ‘Let Ding Qingzhuang of Fang Ding’s family come up to the city wall for everything!When the bandits break through the city, we are all finished!Leigi!bow and arrow!Where is Leigi Bow and Arrow?What about kerosene?Where is the golden juice!pot!fire! 』

Excuse me, when the shit is about to burst out, is it too late to dig a hole on the spot?
Under the city of Youyang, three crooked and eight-cloud ladders rumbled forward.Just like the mobile phone in the Xianyu platform, it is made up of all red parts, and the strange result is that it can still be turned on and operates smoothly...

Shouldn't siege equipment be improvised and destroyed during retreat?

Shouldn't it take a few days to build it before attacking the city?
Why did it pop up all of a sudden?

This unscientific!

Does Yamagoshi have science?

Obviously not, they only have experience, so as long as they think about it, they can use it!

Therefore, this kind of strange-looking ladder, which is a complete combination of monsters, trees and bamboo, is enough to impress everyone who sees it.They were all dumbfounded and speechless.

That's right, it's very difficult to attack a city with manpower alone, but what about cloud carts?

Even a cloud car that looks like it's about to collapse in an instant is still a cloud car!

Shamoke put his hips on his arms and laughed loudly.

In his eyes, these three cloud cars are the embodiment of the "secret book" he learned from Zhuge Liang!

shake?Collapse?May disintegrate at any time?
What does it matter?Anyway, as long as it can support him to rush to the city wall!
It's not that you want to make the cloud car a family heirloom. What's the use of making it so strong and durable?

Sha Moke watched Yun Che slowly approaching Youyang City amidst the chants of his subordinates, and he also took into account the reaction of the defenders on the city, and instinctively felt the defenders' attack. Frightened and flustered, he smiled even more happily and was full of confidence.

"Get the knife! 』

Sha Moke yelled, then took the knife handed by his subordinates, then waved it twice in the air, moved his body, and muttered words in his mouth, looking like a great dancer.

The surrounding mountains, full of admiration and admiration, looked at Samoko.

"I have shared my courage and wisdom with you! 』Shamoke held his saber high, as if he really divided his courage and wisdom, 『A team of five!Team of five!Line up quickly!Grab your guns and prepare to ascend the city! 』

There is no way, the cloud car is not strong enough to support up to five people at a time, if there are too many people, it may collapse on the spot.

It was only now in Youyang that someone shot a few arrows crookedly, and then they didn't know whether the aim was aimed at the car or at the people, which caused everyone in Shanyue to burst into laughter.

According to the customs of the Shanyue people, men are fighting, whether they are fighting or preparing for battle, and women are responsible for everything except fighting.Therefore, the men of Shanyue feel that dying on the battlefield is the greatest honor, which makes Shanyue appear to be less afraid of death than the Han people to a certain extent.

The county magistrate on the top of the city screamed loudly, because he shouted too much, and even started to split his arms and become hoarse.

There were only a few defenders left, and the young people in the city were good at carrying supplies, but if they were to hold swords and guns, I really didn't know whether they would cut themselves or stab someone else.

Shamoke and others don't have many archers, after all, arrows cost money, and they are poor.

When the first cloud car successfully reached the city wall, the Shanyue people let out a huge cheer, and then they couldn't help but want to climb up. Fortunately, Samoko still had some sense and shouted, " Five in a team!All lined up! 』

Shanyue who was the first to rush up was very young and thin. He probably had just grown up and didn't even have a beard. His hands and feet were as nimble as a monkey's. He jumped up with a saber in his mouth and rushed to the cloud car in a short time. The top of the top of the city wall, and then jumped onto the city wall, which startled the defenders on the city wall to exclaim.

But the young Yamakoshi was obviously not ready to fight. He cut down a defender, but was soon shot by several other people, spraying blood like a punctured water bag. It fell from the city wall and hit the ground with a plop.

Among the Shanyue crowd, no one looked at him more.

The second cloud car leaned up, and then the third.

At the beginning, the defenders were able to rely on their large numbers to block the Shanyue Wuling barbarians who were rushing towards the city, and killed them with swords and guns. However, as time went by, the more barbarians who rushed up gradually became more and more powerful. There were more, and the physical strength of the old and weak defenders on Youyang City began to decline rapidly.

Don’t think that taking a 250-gram small brick every day can claim to be strengthening exercise. If you really want to wield a spear and sword on the battlefield, without effective training, you will start to pant after three or two strokes, and you will start to breathe after ten strokes. If your hands are sore, your strength and accuracy will drop drastically soon...

At this moment, Sha Moke rushed to the top of the city in the queue!
As soon as he leaped onto the top of the wall, a saber and a long spear rushed towards him.Shamoke let out a loud roar, slashed left and right with the saber in his hand, cut off the tip of the spear, and flew the chopped saber, and immediately turned the blade, and slashed on the neck of the defender in front of him with a "puff!" superior!
The Youyang defenders in front of them couldn't even scream, and fell down with their heads tilted, spraying blood, and hit their companions behind them, falling to the ground together.

As soon as Sha Moke drew back his long knife, several defenders came to kill him, obviously trying to squeeze Sha Moke out of the city while his footing was unstable.

Shamoko shouted loudly, lowered his body weight, and blocked with the sword in his hand. Not only did he block the slashing and stabbing swords and spears, but he also grabbed a spear that he couldn't take back in time, and chopped it down with one blow. His arms then waved a knife and a spear in the blood mist sprayed by the opponent.

If it is placed in the game, Shamoke has at least [-] force value, which is used to deal with the old, weak, sick and disabled in Youyang.After he gained a firm foothold, he roared and killed from one end to the other, and behind him, more and more Shanyue Wuling barbarians gathered.

When the balance of power between the two sides exceeded the faint critical line, Youyang's defense force collapsed.The defenders, who had lost their morale and courage, were young and strong. Even though they still had an advantage in numbers, no one dared to turn back and fight against Samoko and others. They just wanted to go home quickly, pack up their belongings and escape.

As long as you can outrun others.

The total number of people in Youyang County must be more than that of Sha Moke and others, even ten or twenty times more, but when everyone is panicking and just wants to run for their lives, they are like a flock of sheep... …

Sha Moke captured Youyang County Prime Minister, like a tiger holding down an old sheep, or an old dog.

Under Shamoko's huge slap, the county magistrate shivered and urinated.

Shamoke licked his lips, showing an amiable smile as much as possible, but the blood, flesh and bones stained on his face and body obviously made this smile not so "friendly", "What is your name... Well, it doesn't matter what it's called, do you want to live? 』

The county magistrate nodded repeatedly. In order to please Samoko and show his harmlessness, he wanted to grow back the degenerated bones on his buttocks and shake them, "Okay, good man... you, you, you, what do you want?"money, food?There are, there are! 』

Money is something outside the body, as long as you can survive, everything is easy to talk about!

As long as life and chrysanthemums are spared...

Uh, in the face of life, chrysanthemums are not unnegotiable...

Shamoko obviously had no interest in the county magistrate's chrysanthemums. He pinched the back of the magistrate's neck like he was rubbing a dog and said, "Okay, call some people back, open the city gates, and clean up and down the city..." By the way, your county magistrate, when will you be back? 』