Weird Three Kingdoms

Chapter 2987 The law does not hold everyone innocent
At dawn, Pei Xuan dragged his tired body and fell crookedly on the sedan chair, and came back weakly.

Pei Xuan was very depressed.

On the one hand, he did not expect that this mountain road would be so difficult to walk. On the other hand, he did not expect that the bandits could run and circumvent so much...

I found the thief's traces and chased him, but the thief ran away.
Feeling that I couldn't catch up, I saw the thief's enchanting figure again, and the shaking hip was not far away, but it took me a whole day to run!

In fact, if Pei Xuan did not sit in a sedan, but rode a horse or even walked, it is impossible to catch up with him. After all, Shan Yue did not really have unlimited physical strength and squandered it at will. However, in order to show his identity, Pei Xuan, Just refused to go to the ground.

So, this chase, up and down enjoyment, Pei Xuan was tossed terribly, and the men around him, bearers, soldiers, were also tossed terribly.

One general is incompetent and exhausts the three armies to death.

Is it only the generals who are incompetent?

What if an official is incompetent?

On the contrary, Yamakoshi, who was supposed to be synonymous with stupidity and ignorance, has become a certain person under the command of Samoko.

Shamoko and the others had already had breakfast and were waiting quietly.

Unlike the previous wave of mountain crossings, which had no supply and logistics at all, Shamoko imitated the hussar soldiers and had people prepare food, bacon and dry biscuits when they went out.

This is almost the best food that Shanyue Wulingman can produce.

Shamoke heard that this was the dry rations prepared for the soldiers when the hussars first started.At the beginning, Shamoke didn't believe it, because he didn't win the battle, why did he eat meat for his soldiers?If you want to eat good food, shouldn't you only eat after winning the battle?What if those bastards eat meat and don't want to be beaten?
Now he understands.

It turns out that wars are not all about killing people, nor are they all about eating meat.

In order to prepare these dry food, almost the last bit of food in the cottage was pulled out.

If they can't win, it means that many people in the cottage will die in winter...

Shamoke knew this, and so did his subordinates.

Therefore, the effect is also very obvious.

His subordinates didn't lie down there and stop beating just because they ate this kind of meatloaf, but beat them harder, harder, and even less afraid of death!

why?

Shamoko thought about it.

In addition to the improvement in combat effectiveness, this kind of dry biscuit wrapped in bacon is also more convenient.Although it was not as good as the rations carried by the hussars, it was already very good for the Wuling barbarians.Not only does it not need to disperse troops for busy eating, but it can also greatly replenish physical strength. The most important thing is that it can save the process of raising fire and cooking, which also reduces the chance of being discovered by the enemy.

The reason why Pei Xuan and the magistrate of Youyang County thought that there were not many people in Shamoke was because they didn't find many bonfires for cooking...

Moreover, Shamoko also discovered that not only had he changed, but the Shanyue Wuling Barbarians under his command also seemed to be changing.

Pei Xuan came back a bit later than originally planned.

If they follow their previous habits, these guys will inevitably want to eat, drink, sleep, money, and this and that, and if they don't get it, they will make a fuss. But now... all the Wuling barbarians are neither making trouble nor sleeping. , but like Shamoko, waiting quietly, even speaking and acting gently, like an old hunter full of confidence and patience.

This is why?

Shamoko thought.

As for the other Wuling Man, when they saw Shamoke's pensive look, they became more cautious. Sometimes when other people's voices were loud, they would attract dissatisfied eyes from the rest of the people, and then the guy who made the noise would shrink your head back...

It was obvious that these Wuling barbarians did not want to disturb Samoko. They were trying their best to create a space for Samoko to think quietly.

Because there are really too few Wulingman who can think.

There are many brave Wuling Man, Wuling Man who can kill, Wuling Man who can eat, drink, sleep and rob, but there are almost no Wuling Man who can think.

Because Wuling is barbaric, it has been too long to go out.

I haven't gone out, so the sky is so big, the earth is so small, everything is familiar, and everything is used to, so what do I need to think about?
Even in the gradually shrinking brains of these Wuling Man, they can almost instinctively guide them. What kind of people they follow will determine what kind of future they have. The abilities shown by Samoko today may be seen by some people as It's nothing, but in Wulingman's eyes, he is already close to the "salt bearer" of the gods, comparable to those old wizards.

Shamoko could also feel the respectful and adoring looks from his subordinates from time to time. If he had followed his previous habits, he would have screamed louder than anyone else now, and then he would want to drink, eat meat, women, and shake a full box. Play with a lot of coins, and then let your subordinates fight and wrestle, and hold an unobstructed conference together...

Cool!
However, soon Jiangdong's army came in and beat them to pieces.

Sha Moke couldn't help thinking, if Zhuge Liang was here, what would he do...

Then, there is no more.

He couldn't figure it out.

Because in his opinion, Zhuge Liang seemed to be preparing for the next step at all times, and he seemed to be ready for the next step at all times, and he could come up with ten or eight ways to prepare at any time and at any time. plan……

Sometimes, Shamoke couldn't help but want to get closer and give Zhuge Liang's head a good look to see if he looked different from ordinary people, but he didn't dare.

Therefore, he now feels deeply that it is important to obey orders and how to do it well, but what this "fate" is is equally important.Before he captured the county magistrate, he only heard Zhuge Liang once said, "Capture the thief first, capture the king." And Zhuge Liang said this sentence was said by Qiao Qi. So since even Zhuge Liang believed this truth, Shamoko naturally He had to keep this in mind, so he didn't chop him up on the spot after catching the county magistrate.

But what if the magistrate of Youyang county is captured?

Sha Moke thought about it half the night, but he still hasn't made up his mind.

Before Sha Moke could figure out what to do next, Pei Xuan and his party finally wandered to the outside of Youyang County.

I am used to being undisciplined on weekdays, and I suddenly walked on the mountain road for a day. When I was excited, I didn’t feel anything wrong. When the passion subsided, my whole body was so sore, especially between the waist and legs. , Seeing that he arrived at the county seat, he was staggering and yelling at the door.

Although the county magistrate arranged for some young men to clean the blood-stained city gate and the ground, and the light at dawn was relatively dim, but if you are more careful, you can still see something wrong, or It was because of the unique stench of human blood, but it was a pity that Pei Xuan didn't have much commanding ability, coupled with the exhaustion and disappointment of being empty-handed, did he ever think about checking carefully and sentry around?
"Open the door!"Are you blind?Didn't you see the magistrate came back? !open the door quickly! 』

"Hurry up and make some hot soup!" 』

"food! 』

"Don't water down your wine!" 』

"..."

If Pei Xuan was like this, then those soldiers under him who started thinking about food before entering the city would naturally not pay attention to any changes in the surrounding area.

Although Youyang is close to Wuxi, it should be said that it is an area where it often fights with Wuling Man and other Shanyue, but Jiangdong's military system makes the elite always the general's subordinates and private soldiers, and the general county garrison, among these people The vast majority have not even experienced any major wars.

After running around all day and night, everyone was shaking from exhaustion. They just wanted to go to the city and have a good rest, and they didn't even bother to look around.From their point of view, they have arrived at their own doorstep, so what danger can there be here?
Ever since, this state of relaxation, even close to debauchery, brought fatal consequences to Pei Xuan and his party.

When the city gate was half opened, no one felt anything was wrong. People were rushing in. Only after Pei Xuan was carried into the city did someone feel that something was wrong...

Across the street, a group of people stood...

Omg!

It's Shan Yue barbarian!
"County Honor! ” The county troop leader in Pei Xuan’s queue exclaimed, “Why are there Shanyue barbarians here? !County Lord, what should we do now? ! 』

Pei Xuan was furious, and sternly reprimanded him: "What should I do? !Isn't it just some mountain barbarians? !Your food and drink expenses are all paid by the hard work of Jiangdong!Now that the thief is right in front of you, you are shrinking back and timidly, where is your conscience? !Where is loyalty? ! 』

Pei Xuan's voice crossed the long street, "Touch your chest!"Where is the conscience? !Where is loyalty? ! 』

Under Pei Xuan's shouting, the county soldiers in Youyang County seemed to feel that their courage had returned. They raised their swords and guns one after another and faced the group of Shanyue barbarians at the street entrance...

Pei Xuan straightened his neck and shook his head proudly.

Aren't they just twenty or thirty Shanyue barbarians?
Although it is not clear why the Yamakoshi barbarian appeared here at the intersection, but what do these twenty or thirty people count?With two to three hundred soldiers under his command, could he not even take down these twenty or thirty Shanyue barbarians?

Impossible, absolutely impossible!
Shamoko stood up from the city wall, laughed, and then whistled, and the surrounding Shanyue people stood up one after another. Some people drew their bows and arrows, and shot at the targets they had chosen long ago, while others held knives and guns. Rush towards the stunned opponent on the long street.

Originally, the county soldiers in Youyang were all staring at the twenty or thirty Shanyue at the intersection, and then suddenly realized that it was not they who blocked Shanyue at the intersection, but they themselves were surrounded by Shanyue. !
The soldiers of Youyang County were suddenly stunned and made a mess.

Pei Xuan was shocked and screamed, "Kill!Kill it!Don't stand still!Kill! 』

Just as Pei Xuan yelled, arrows roared towards him.

The bearer who was carrying Pei Xuan was shot by an arrow, and immediately fell down with a cry of blood, and immediately threw Pei Xuan out of the sedan chair.

Pei Xuan was caught off guard and hit his head on the stone slab, breaking his nose and causing blood to flow down.

"Blood..." Pei Xuan yelled, "Ah, I...I'm bleeding...ah..."

Pei Xuancai wanted to struggle to get up, but was stepped on by someone next to him, and suddenly there was a bang, and he fell to the ground like a dog eating shit...

"Cough cough cough... who, who dares to step on me..." Pei Xuan was so angry that he stepped on it without thinking, and almost stepped on his feces and urine, it was lawless!

Is there any law left? !

Have you respected me yet? !

This dignified county magistrate represented the Han Dynasty, Jiangdong, General Sun, and... he was thrown down and stepped on!Who can bear this? !
Pei Xuan was furious, ready to stand up with a cry of "┗|｀O′|┛Ouch~~", and stood in the center of the battlefield fearlessly, angrily ordering everyone, and commanding to kill all the thieves who dared to rebel. Only in this way can we promote the righteousness of the Han Dynasty, establish a new trend in Jiangdong, build a new look in Youyang, and develop...

Before Pei Xuan could finish his thoughts and get up and yell, turning the imagination in his mind into reality, someone suddenly screamed beside him, and an unknown arm fell from the air and hit Pei Xuan in front of him. .

Pei Xuan stared at the broken arm, looked at the bones and muscles on the broken arm, curled up under the stress, trembling, swallowed a mouthful of saliva involuntarily.

Pei Xuan silently and secretly moved the broken arm over little by little, and then covered it on his head.Then he closed his eyes and lay still quietly.

Sha Moke rushed down the city wall, and then slashed at the military academy in the queue of Youyang County soldiers.

If you want to talk about why Shamoko recognized it so accurately, it’s because this guy has armor!
Youyang Military Academy hurriedly parried, although it was said that the military academy would be stronger than ordinary soldiers, but it still couldn't last long against Shamoko, and was hacked several times in a row until his mouth bleeds, his arms were numb, and he couldn't escape anymore It was too late, and was chopped down by Sha Moke.

The Wulingman next to Shamoke hurried forward, stepped on it with his foot, cut off the head, then raised it high, and let out a strange cry, which represented that their barbarian king had won another victory .

Seeing this, the rest of the Wuling barbarians also echoed together, while the morale of the county soldiers on the Youyang side was down, and their hearts were lax.

Sha Moke flicked the blood on the saber, then remembered something, raised his saber and shouted, "Surrender without killing!"Rebels, die! 』

"Head first! Some of Wuling imitated Sha Moke's shouting, screaming excitedly, brandishing knives and guns, and rushed towards these Youyang county soldiers who were becoming less and less motivated to fight, and surrounded them in the long street.

Prepared versus unprepared, this battle has no suspense at all, and it will end soon.

Sha Moke looked at Pei Xuan who was being dragged in front of him, and couldn't help laughing.

Playing dead on the battlefield is an idea that only people who have never actually been on the battlefield will come up with.

Unless it is a very large-scale battlefield that takes more than ten days and a month to clean up, ordinary small battles will be cleaned up immediately after the war.

Of course, if you can still stand still after being stabbed twice, you can also try it, and bet that the place where the other party stabs is only thick thighs and buttocks, not the neck, belly, and heart all at once. Liver...

Obviously, Pei Xuan didn't have this skill, so he was caught.

Seeing Pei Xuan's appearance, the Shanyue barbarians were all laughing.

Mostly anyone would feel joy involuntarily when they saw a pristine, brick-looking guy being knocked out of his original shape, revealing the black hair on his body.

I don't know if it should be regarded as Pei Xuan's shit luck...

At the very beginning, someone must have aimed at Pei Xuan who was sitting in a sedan chair, because this guy looks like a dog, and he has all the special features of ridicule, but the arrow that hit the bearer, um, there was Maybe it was an arrow that missed, but in the end it saved Pei Xuan's life. Although he was stepped on by someone in the chaos, it also prevented the subsequent swords, guns and arrows from falling on him.

"Your Majesty, spare your life!"Spare your life, my lord! "Pei Xuan had a nosebleed on his face, his lips were cut, and his body was stained with a lot of blood. His hair was disheveled and his clothes were askew, like a quail that had been plucked of its feathers. He was shivering in Shamo. Ke kowtowed in front of him, "Your Majesty, please spare my life... the little one, the little one, and... and..."

Samoko despises him very much.

Not only Shamoke, but also the surrounding Wuling barbarians despise Pei Xuan.

Even the county magistrate on the side looked at Pei Xuan with contempt...

If we follow our usual habits, we will chop Pei Xuan with one knife, then hold a celebration meeting in Youyang, and then evacuate the warehouses in Youyang, and loot some wealthy people in Youyang, and capture some fair and tender people. When the young lady returns to the village, she can successfully complete this hunting trip down the mountain.

However, Sha Moke suddenly hesitated when he cut the knife.

After thinking for a while, Shamoko put the blood-stained sword on Pei Xuan's neck. He watched Pei Xuan trembling all over and sweating profusely. Then he tilted his head and asked what he had learned from Zhuge. Pei Xuandao: "Do you want to live?"Yes I do?So can you tell me a, um, reason for taking your life? 』

"I, I...I, I, I..." Pei Xuan's face twitched and his beard trembled. He was touched by Shamoko's blade and did not dare to move. He could only stare at the blood-stained sword. The distance to the neck was getting closer and closer, and when he finally felt the blade touching the skin, he screamed, "I can help the king take the city!"Take more cities! 』

"oh? ”Samoke stopped the knife in his hand, and suddenly felt that the things he couldn’t figure out before seemed to be connected, “Tell me…”

"I... I can help the king... help the king open the gates of other counties..." Pei Xuan shrank his head, "I just ask the king to save Fang Xiao's life after he captures other counties..."

If it is said that only the city of Youyang fell in the surrounding counties, then even if Pei Xuan escaped from the tiger's mouth in the end, he would inevitably be held accountable for the crime of losing land, but if...

Are the surrounding counties lost?

It seems that Pei Xuan's crime of losing land is not so prominent...

After all, the law does not blame the public, right?

After everyone is guilty, everyone is innocent.

In addition, if you have a good relationship with the barbarian king, by the way, those who are not with you on weekdays...

Hey hey hey, isn't that what it is? What is it?
"Your Majesty, as long as your subordinates wear this robe..." Pei Xuan said, gesticulating, trying to fight for his own life, "Tie up your hair again, and put on a pocket... I think you won't be able to recognize it..." …The little ones, the little ones can help the king open the city gate, and then, hehe, then naturally...』

Sha Moke looked up to the sky and laughed loudly, then patted Pei Xuan on the head, "Okay, good way! 』

Pei Xuan's head went up and down under Sha Moke's slap, and he also laughed along with him...

(End of this chapter)