Jade Lazy Fairy

Chapter 458 Tattoos are big guys (two chapters in one)

The Nightmare Tapir, which was tightly entangled by the lightning net, still did not break free.

Instead, it was stimulated by the power of thunder and lightning to make bursts of pigs.

Magnolia: ? ? ?

Um?How could it be the pig's cry?
To be on the safe side, a few more layers of mine nets are superimposed.

Nightmare Tapir: "..."

Confused.

It was terrified at this point.

He didn't dare to move, for fear of touching the layers of lightning nets.

What to do when you really get it electric.

Since its debut, it has never encountered such a person who plays cards out of common sense.

You can negotiate with me.

As long as you dare to talk, it has a chance to make the other party fall into a dream.

But it happens that this guy makes a big move when he doesn't agree.

Can you die in advance?

When the dream is introduced, it can even break free.

What were you thinking at the time?
What's wrong with young people today?

Is that what your family taught you?
Yu Lansi: My family didn't say anything.
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Looking at the people around her who were still sleeping, Yu Lansi was not busy to wake up for the time being.

Instead, he looked at the dream tapir in confusion.

What's wrong with you, old iron?
You can pull everyone in the town into a dream, and you can pull everyone near Qingshui Town into a dream without knowing it.

How could it be so unscrupulous?

She suspected that what she might have encountered was a fake dream tapir.

So for a while, I really don't know what to say.

The atmosphere gradually became a little awkward.

After a while.

Yu Lansi pointed to the people around him and said:

"You wake them all up for me."

Nightmare Tapir: "..."

→_→

You look at me like this, do you think I dare to move?

Yu Lansi frowned slightly.

Unexpectedly, this dream tapir is quite strong.

He didn't say a word.

There was purple air in her eyes.

Looking at the human-shaped red light group trapped in the thunder net in front of him.

I really didn't expect that the dream demon actually looked like this.

I don't know how to catch it.

"You're pretty stubborn."

Yu Lansi snorted coldly.

Nightmare Tapir: (⊙_⊙)?
To be fair, you trap me and make me dare not move, how can I cast spells?

"I'll let me see how strong you are."

Finished, a snap of fingers.

The mournful barking of pigs was heard again.

The sound is especially harsh.

The net of thunder kept shrinking, and the red light over there was beginning to become faint to the naked eye.

"I recruit, recruit, recruit."

In a trance, the Nightmare Tapir shouted loudly.

Yu Lansi: "..."

→_→

What is the trick, she is not trying to make a trick.

Besides, she just wanted the other party to relieve these people from their dreams.
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'Oooooooooo... it hurts...'

The Nightmare Tapir wanted to lift it, but there was no way.

Don't give it a chance now.

When it was completely paralyzed on the ground, the red light dissipated, and its figure flashed.

A white and tender pig appeared in the middle of the thunder net.

It's just that the pig's head has two curved horns, and there is a ring of bristles on its neck.

The most exaggerated thing is that the nose can actually shrink.

When retracted, it looked like a pig.

When stretched out, it was like an elephant and a pig derailed.

Yu Lansi: "..."

(lll￢ω￢) What kind of image is this?

Say like a pig.

The mane, long nose, and sharp horns don't look very similar.

But retracting his nose, in general, there seems to be no difference between a white and tender one and a pig.
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"Is this your animal shape?"

Nightmare Tapir: "..."

o([-]︿[-]+) o Ask knowingly.

But now it has a natural fear of Yulansi, especially the fear of the other party's problem of thundering if they disagree.

So I nodded my head honestly.

Yes, this is my animal form.

The most mysterious, handsome, handsome and fascinating dream demon in the demon world.

Yu Lansi scratched her hair, a little unacceptable.

After all, when Waifeng was in class, when it came to the dream tapir, no one knew what it looked like.

Therefore, in the imagination of most people, even if they are not as powerful as dragons and phoenixes, they should be as domineering as white tigers and lions.

No matter what, it would look like a pig.

Maybe this guy knows that he is a bit unhappy because of his damage, so he turned into a light group before.

When you think about it, it's quite self-aware.

"Then you can release the dream now."

Nightmare Tapir nodded aggrievedly.

But he began to speak:
"You let me go first, and I'll let go."

Yu Lansi: "..."

→_→ This dog thing dares to bargain?
Maybe knowing what Yulan thinks, the dream tapir said with a strong desire to survive:

"I have to cast spells. I'm trapped here, but I can't cast spells."

Well, that makes sense.

But if Leiwang is withdrawn, what should I do if this guy pulls her into the first layer of dreams again?
The fact that he was able to be pulled into the dreamland quietly before, proves that this guy has quite a pass in the professional technology of dreaming.

It can even be said to be consummate.

That is, the combat aspect is a crisp.

"Then you swear, if you escape or pull any of us into a dream again, you will become a dog."

Nightmare Tapir: (°ー°〃)
I beg you to be a person, okay?

Turned my dignified dream tapir into a dog?
But now the situation is stronger than people, even if it is mmp in its heart, it has to be obedient.

Swear according to what Yu Lansi said.

Yu Lansi took a big knife and placed it on the Nightmare Tapir's neck the moment he canceled the Lei Wang.

"Okay, you can cast spells."

It can be said to be quite vigilant.

Although Yulansi's social experience is not rich, she has watched TV series anyway.

No bug can escape her bright eyes.

Dangerous elements should be assured within a controllable range.
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Nightmare Tapir: "..."

(ー`ー) What is this, what is this.

What the hell is wrong with this human being?

Why are you so good?

Although it was really lucky, thinking that it was a big deal to lift the dream spell, it quickly slipped to other places.

As a result, it was put on the neck by a knife, and it even felt that the other party's consciousness was locked on it.

If it dares to escape, it is estimated that a lightning strike will strike in the next second.

As a last resort, it can only stick out its long nose and keep shaking its nose in the direction of Qingshui Town.

Dreaming is the innate supernatural power of its dream tapir family, and of course it is also the ability to eat.

So casting a dream spell is like eating and drinking water to it.

The purple air in her eyes made her clearly see countless red spots of light flying out of Qingshui Town.

The light spots converged in the dream tapir's nose.

And this guy seems to be dessert after eating, and there is an expression of enjoyment on his face.

Fragrant, thief pulls fragrance!

Not long after, the people around them also began to emit red light one after another.

Just when the red light wafting from Xun Shu and Si Ye was about to be sucked in by the Nightmare Tapir's nose.

Yu Lansi tried to use the thunder net to intercept.

(°-°〃)
Actually, stopped.
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Nightmare Tapir was interrupted and opened his eyes suddenly.

Turning to look at Yulansi.

As if to say, you gah.

Yu Lansi squinted slightly, looking at the two light spots suspended in the Lei tennis ball.

"what is this?"

"This is a dream bead."

While talking, the dream tapir looked at the two light spots greedily.

The dream beads of immortals are bigger, brighter and more attractive than those of mortals.

"If you eat the dream beads, will they wake up?"

Yu Lansi just finished speaking.

I heard Si Ye's 'beep' sound, although she hadn't woken up yet, it was obviously too soon.

At the same time, Xun Shu also moved.

The surrounding monks reacted slightly one after another, apparently on the verge of waking up.

However, some mortals wake up slower.

Most of them were still closing their eyes and fell to the ground, motionless, as if they were dead.

"Can you give me those two dream beads?"

The dream tapir swallowed the saliva, so greedy it was almost drooling.

"If you want to come and wait, there will be many immortal cultivators here. You said that if they knew of your existence, do you know what would happen to you?"

Yu Lansi compressed the thunder net to the size of a fist and held it directly in his hand.

Play it up and down.

The eyes of the Nightmare Tapir also moved up and down.

smell good.

But the destructive aura of thunder and lightning is really annoying.

But even so, the fragrance of the dream beads cannot be blocked.
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After listening to what Yu Lansi said, Meng Tapir was heartbroken.

shit.

Waiting for it here.

I couldn't help but frantically complain.

If you didn't play cards according to the routine, how could I be caught by you now.

It is a dignified dream tapir, and it is also a well-known existence in the demon world.

It would actually fall into the hands of a small cultivator.

Still underestimated each other.

sloppy.

Humans like to enslave powerful monsters.

The dream tapir knew exactly what the human being in front of him meant.

Don't you just want to threaten it and make it obediently recognize the master.

But it doesn't.

"The Nightmare Tapir will never be a slave."

It fixedly looked at Yulansi.

The two big eyes expressed their will with effort and stubbornness.

As if this would show its unyielding and never-die-for desire for freedom.
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Yu Lansi: "..."

→_→You want to be a slave, but I don't want to.

There are already so many drag oil bottles. To be honest, this product is useless except for being a dreamer.

The figure is not suitable for use as a mount, and it looks sloppy, and even riding a horse is a crispy skin.

In case others thought she had contracted a pig, they should not laugh at her to death.

What's more, the purple qi covers his eyes, not to mention completely seeing through the dream, at least he knows that he is trapped in the dream.

As long as you find this thing and hammer it to death, the dream will be broken.

When she completely controls these purple qi, it will not be difficult to see through the dream.

So this thing looks ugly, but it looks pretty good.
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Maybe the disdain in Yulansi's eyes was too obvious, and she still pouted?
Immediately stimulated the fragile heart of the dream tapir.

"Human, what kind of eyes do you have? How dare you look down on me?"

Some people actually look down on the dignified Mengmen tapir.

It knows that its impression in the human mind is very mysterious and powerful.

How can I look down on the mysterious it so much.

Do you know that the people who want to contract this seat are ranked from the Sun Kingdom to the Taiyin Kingdom.

How dare you look down on it?

it turns out--

He actually hung an impure flamingo on his waist?

This is provoking it.

The dream tapir is not even better than a mixed-blooded flamingo?
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"You really know yourself."

Nightmare Tapir: Σ(°△°|||)︴

Are you really despising me when you step on a horse?
actually admitted.

It grows so big, although it has come into contact with many humans.

But for the first time, it was provoked by humans.

It is also the first time to be despised by humans.

Nightmare Tapir: "..."

Let me tell you, my dream tapir has never suffered such grievances in my life.

It has to prove its awesomeness.

At least more than this mixed-blooded flamingo.

It looked around.

Then he turned his attention to Xun Shu, whose clothes were half-open and not yet fully awake.

In the dream, the man was full of vigor, and most of those who practiced physical training were able to fight beyond the ranks.

The most important thing is that thieves are rich.

In terms of strength, this human body cultivator is no worse than this human female cultivator.

It decided to let the human body cultivator teach the female cultivator a lesson.

So he glanced sideways at Yulansi.

hum!

Today you ignore my love, and tomorrow I will let you down.

After that, a fierce man plunged into Xun Shu's arms.

Yu Lansi: "..."

(⊙_⊙)?

All she saw was a flash of red light.

Subconsciously, he recruited a large thunder net to block the surrounding area.

As a result, I didn't know that this product went directly into Xun Shu's chest and couldn't come out.

At the same time, the clothes Xun Shu was wearing suddenly burst.

Revealing the tender skin inside.

A red light loomed over his chest.

Xun Shu suddenly opened his eyes.

A slap on the chest.

hetui, how hot.

He looked down, and before he noticed the red light on his chest, he found that the clothes were gone.

Suddenly raising his head, his hands moved up silently to cover the red beans.

⊙﹏⊙Huh?

Sister Jade?
what?
Shouldn't his clothes be Junior Sister Jade...
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Yulan thought and Xun Shu looked as if she had been violated.

With that simple, honest and fair face, it's funny how you look at it.

He quickly waved his hand.

"It wasn't me, I didn't do anything."

After speaking, I suddenly felt that my explanation was a little pale.

said quickly:

"I'm so far away from you, I haven't gotten close to you yet."

Xun Shu: "..."

(lll￢ω￢)
What, you still want to get in the distance.

Yu Lansi: "..."

(ー`ー) What the hell.

I was trapped by the dream tapir.

"That shit on your chest did it."

Yu Lansi pointed to the red light on his chest and quickly explained.

Xun Shu then lowered his head, and suddenly saw a looming red light on his chest, and soon the red light completely dissipated.

Showing a long nose... pig?

He stared blankly at the pig on his chest, unable to blink for a while.

What kind of pig is this? -
Xun Shu: "..."

(ー`ー) What a fat thing.

After a while, a tattoo appeared.

Also tattooed a pig on a horse?

Yulan looked at the dream tapir on her chest with determination.

Suddenly I couldn't help laughing out loud.

This guy attached himself to Xun Shu's chest, looking at the image of Peppa Pig.

Suddenly I remembered a sentence my colleague said in a previous life:

Peppa Pig has tattoos on his body, and he looks like a pig farmer at first glance.

Peppa Pig has a tattoo on his body, and applause is given to the community!
Mom.

Can't stop laughing just thinking about it.

Luckily she didn't become a pig farmer.

Suddenly I'm so glad that she just showed her true disdain, otherwise this guy thought he was going to contract it, so he wouldn't have gotten a Peppa Pig tattoo on her body.

What do you say that the dream tapir will never be a slave, unless it is covered with food, right? -
Xun Shu: "..."

Nightmare Tapir: "..."

One person and one demon looked at Yu Lansi, who was covering her stomach with a dazed smile.

I really don't know what's so funny.

Finally, in the laughter of Yu Lansi, Xun Shu put on his clothes silently.

When I was about to tie my shirt.

The dream tapir suddenly stretched out a pig's trotter.

"Wait a minute."

Xun Shu: "..."

w(Д)w knock Nima.

What the hell.

A pig's trotter from the chest.

Even sounded.

"Human, you go to fight with her, as long as you win her, I will allow you to contract the mysterious and handsome me."

When Xun Shu's mind was still confused, the voice came out again.

This time Xunshu came back to his senses.

He didn't care that Yu Lansi was still in front of him, so he ripped off the shirt on his chest.

Looking down at the pig on the chest.

Just saw the red light flashing slightly:

"What are you looking at me for? Come on."

Xun Shu: ? ? ?
On the chicken feather ah.

Although he didn't understand what was going on, he felt that Junior Sister Yu should know what was going on.

Might as well wait and ask Yulan Si.

So he snapped his shirt together.

Tie the belt tightly.

Suddenly, I remembered the belt that was torn by Si Ye's tool earlier.

Xun Shu hesitated, and took out a belt with defensive properties from the storage bag.

It is already considered to be a spirit weapon level.

Don't ask why, it's just money and willfulness.

(End of this chapter)