Jade Lazy Fairy

Chapter 459

Chapter 460 Equal Contract (Two Chapters In One)

The dream tapir was constantly tinkering with Xunshu's chest.

It made his pectoral muscles bulge, which he looked quite expectant at first.

How weird.

Xun Shu looked at the guy struggling in his chest, worried that his clothes would be torn.

Quickly squeezed two fists and hammered hard in the chest.

'bang bang'

Followed by two heavy voices.

Yu Lansi only felt a little pain in her chest, as if her chest was going to sink in.

This guy can do this kind of cruelty to himself.

Even his face didn't change at all.

Truly a ruthless man.

I don't know if the Nightmare Tapir was stunned by the hammer. Anyway, it's not a demon anymore.

There was no movement.

Xun Shu's chest became quiet again.
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"Okay, this is not the place to talk, go first." Yu Lansi stretched out his hand and stopped what he wanted to ask.

Then Xun Shu walked to the side of Si Ye who was sober, hesitated for a while, and decided to carry it.

So small anyway.

As a result, he just reached out and grabbed the other's collar.

Si Ye opened his eyes in a daze.

Looking at Xun Shu's bright bald head, he shivered with fright.

"You, you, what are you doing?"

After speaking, he subconsciously crossed his chest with his hands.

Xun Shu: (⊙_⊙)?
She looked at Si Ye suspiciously.

I don't understand why she reacted so much.

But since you are awake, then go by yourself.

As Si Ye woke up, the surrounding monks also opened their eyes one after another.

After everyone wakes up, they will look at the people around them with vigilance.

Then check your belongings.

Find out that nothing is missing, or leave the place quickly.

Either he looked suspiciously at Yu Lansi, the three who woke up first.

Or just stand there, thoughtfully
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"Three fellow Daoists, please stay."

Just as the three of them were about to enter Qingshui Town, a male cultivator stopped the three of them from behind.

The three turned around at the same time, with the same cold expression.

Then there are Siye, Yulansi and Xunshu.

Just like the arrangement of WiFi signals.

The male cultivator was stunned.

Then he turned his attention to Yu Lansi.

"Dare to ask this fellow Daoist, do you know what happened? Why are we outside here..."

He fell asleep outside.

This is simply too dangerous.

"We don't know either, we're going in to find out." Yu Lansi shook his head.

Talk nonsense with your eyes open.

The male cultivator had no doubts, after all, Yu Lansi and the others had apparently just woken up not long ago, and there was still some dust on their bodies.

"Then can I go with the three fellow Daoists?"

"It's impossible."
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Entering Qingshui Town, some people opened their eyes.

Seeing the three people who came in, they looked vigilant.

Some turned away undisturbed.

Some took the opportunity to get into certain stores.

As for what to do, no one knows.

But at this time, Qingshui Town was indeed a little chaotic, and mortals without cultivation bases hardly opened their eyes.

Just when Yu Lansi was a little worried.

Suddenly I heard the sound of footsteps running neatly.

It didn't take long to see several monks with long swords in their hands and expressionless cultivators running to the gate of Qingshui Town.

Then stand guard at the gate.

It made those monks who were about to move suddenly hide their thoughts.
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"How could this be?"

The male repairer glanced at the mortal lying on the tea stand not far away, and couldn't help but muttered in a low voice.

The three of Yulansi did not speak.

Xun Shu and Yulan Si knew it well, but Si Ye was a little confused.

She pulled Yulansi's sleeve and said through voice transmission:

"Uncle, are we still in a dream?"

"Don't you know it if you pull it?"

When Si Ye heard it, it made sense.

So I squeezed my arm hard.

'hiss! '

Damn it, it hurts.

I regret what I did so hard.

Si Ye's movement made the male Xiu couldn't help but look over, seeing that her face was slightly pale.

Can't help but ask curiously:
"What happened to this fellow Daoist?"

"No, it's fine, I just think this town is too weird." Si Ye put down her hand and pretended to be calm.

Yu Lansi nodded beside him.

Well, yes, the ability to change your face in a second and open your eyes to talk nonsense is quite a slippery learning.

"Indeed, why do we sleep outside the town, and so do the people in this town."

After he finished speaking, the corner of Si Ye's mouth couldn't help twitching.

Turn your head quickly to avoid detection.

In fact, it is difficult for anyone to guess that it was the dream tapir. After all, the habit of this guy recorded is to wander around, eat dreams for a living, and never stay in one place for too long in order to keep it mysterious.
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Not long after, the mortals also woke up one after another.

The entire Qingshui Town suddenly became a little messy.

The three discussed it and decided to go to the inn to take a break first, so that they could talk about Xunshu's chest tattoo.

So after separating from the male cultivator, he found an inn.

It has to be said that these businessmen are the quickest to respond.

When some people are still in a state of confusion, they don't know why they fell on the side of the road.

Merchants are already familiar with greeting guests.

Especially those who are a little confused, can't figure out the situation, and want to find a quiet place to taste carefully.

After opening two upper rooms, everyone gathered in Xunshu's room.

In order to prevent the partition wall from having ears, Xunshu took out all the array disks that he had bought with huge sums of money.

After arranging the surroundings, he opened his mouth and asked:
"Junior sister, what's going on?"

After speaking, he chatted about the shirt on his chest.

Although this move is somewhat unethical, the two have seen this guy's abdominal muscles more than once.

And since both of them also saw his white and tender skin, Xun Shu was not hiding it.

Of course, the most important thing is that there is no pot.

And the bottom of the pot is not enough.
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"What is this?" Si Ye looked at Xun Shu's chest with a confused expression.

By the way, wasn't there anything here before?
It didn't take long before I got a tattoo of a pig on my body.

The point is, if you don't tattoo so many ferocious and domineering monsters, why would you tattoo a mediocre pig?

Is this a special fetish?

Facing Si Ye's suspicious eyes, Xun Shu was speechless.

If he knew what it was, he wouldn't have to worry.

The Nightmare Tapir was still in a coma at this time, and it was conceivable how powerful the two punches before Xun Shu were.

But he was nothing.

I have to say that the strong body is so terrifying.

"This is Peppa Pig." Yu Lansi said wickedly.

Si Ye: ? ? ?
Xun Shu: "..." Isn't it a Nightmare Tapir?

Why is it Peppa Pig?
Paige?What kind of monster is this?Why never heard of it?
Could it be another mysterious monster race?

The confusion between the two did not affect Yu Lansi's bad taste at all, she said:
"This demon is the Nightmare Tapir, nicknamed Peppa Pig."

After listening, the two nodded in understanding.

Although I haven't heard the nickname of the Nightmare Tapir, but it does look like a pig.

"Then how could it be attached to Uncle Xun Shi?"

This is a long story.

So Yu Lansi briefly talked about how he found the Nightmare Tapir, and then how to subdue the Nightmare Tapir and let it wake up everyone.

"Then why isn't it attached to you, Uncle Jade?"

Since it is a dream tapir in the uniform of Uncle Yu, most of the Xiuxian world worships the strong.

There is no reason why the Nightmare Tapir would choose to look for Shishu.

After all, it seems that Uncle Xun and her have been together before, and there is no chance to meet the Nightmare Tapir.

"My original intention was to make it more honest and be subdued by me and handed over to the Law Enforcement Hall, but this dream tapir thought I was going to make a contract with it, and swore never to be a slave."

Speaking of which, Si Ye was confused.

Since he vowed never to be a slave, why is he possessed by Uncle Xun.

It's a pity that Yulan Si didn't preach for a long time.

Hearing that, Si Ye was almost in a hurry.

Even Xunshu stopped talking several times.

"But this monster looks ugly, and I didn't like it at first. Unexpectedly, this girl thought I looked down on it, and in a fit of anger, she attached herself to Senior Brother Xun."
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Xun Shu: "..."

Si Ye: "..."

He thought about several possibilities, but he had never thought about such a hasty experience.

This dream tapir has such a great temperament.

It was just a look of disdain and disdain in his eyes, which made the other party impulsive?

Suddenly I felt that the dream tapir mentioned in the jade slips was mysterious and powerful, which was a little suspicious.

How could such an impulsive little pig, Peppa, have such an awesome evaluation?

is that a lie.

"I didn't lie to you. If you don't believe me, you woke it up and asked."

The Nightmare Tapir was stunned by the Xunshu Hammer, and Si Yeli used the wood-type spiritual power to wake it up.

then--

"Human, you actually avenge your revenge?"

As soon as he woke up, the dream tapir stretched out a pig's trotter, pressed it against Xunshu's chin, and roared angrily.

Xun Shu: ? ? ?
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Where do you and I come from?

Why is it even a kind of revenge?
"But this seat doesn't care about you. As long as you defeat her, this seat will grant you to sign an equal contract with me."

After the dream tapir finished speaking, the pig's trotter pointed to Yulansi.

He also pulled his shirt out with his nose, so that he could see Yulansi with his head.

Xun Shu: ? ? ?
After contacting the cause and effect, Xun Shu believed what Yu Lansi said before.

Could it be that Junior Sister Yu really disliked it and made it angry?

Seeing Xun Shu did not move or speak.

Nightmare Tapir couldn't see his expression, and thought he didn't understand his own abilities.

"Human, as long as you sign a contract with me, even if you encounter Mahayana in the future, this seat will allow you to leave intact."

Xun Shu's heart moved: "Can you beat a Mahayana monk?"

Nightmare Tapir: "..."

ヾ(.￣□￣)゜How, how is it possible.

I had the Mahayana in a dream state for a few seconds at most.

Do you understand exaggerated rhetoric?

Don't you humans like to brag/force?

What the hell, they are not allowed to brag about these demons?

But now that all the words have been released, then you can't be cowardly.

"That's natural." The tone was righteous, and there was no trace of guilt.

This is the psychological quality of steel, excellent.

Xun Shu was shocked, and even Si Ye was shocked.

Plus some envy, why didn't he possess her.

But after thinking about it, being possessed by her is pretty ugly no matter where she is.

And if she opened her clothes like this, she wouldn't be alive.

The most important thing is that she can't beat Uncle Yu.
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"Since even Mahayana is not your opponent, why did you lose to Junior Sister Yu?"

Xun Shu's brain is turning very fast at this time, it may be that the ashes from the bottom of the pot have disappeared, and his IQ can be regarded as barely occupying a trace of high ground.

Nightmare Tapir: "..."

→_→

Don't talk nonsense, when did you say that Mahayana is not its opponent?

"It's not that you humans are despicable and shameless, and you actually engage in sneak attacks."

Isn't it said that human beings like to reason the most?

It's all set, and it turns out to be a blast.

I was really scared at the time.

Xun Shu and Si Ye didn't think the sneak attack was wrong.

After all, in the face of unknown creatures, you can still talk about life ideals with each other, from poetry and poetry to life philosophy?

"But you still lost." Si Ye replied in a low voice.

Nightmare Tapir: "..."

Convex (艹 dish 艹) I am riding a horse, and I want you to remind me.

It stretched out a pig's head from Xun Shu's body and grinned at Si Ye's threats.

Si Ye was afraid to hide behind Yu Lansi.

Xun Shu pressed it back.

"If you lose, you will lose. You don't care what method I use. In short, you are not as good as me."

Yu Lansi rolled her eyes, she really didn't expect this girl to be a careful eye.

"But you actually look down on this seat."

Yu Lansi glanced at it, and he was defeated.

It's not normal to look down.

What's more, this guy is ugly and doesn't look very smart.

Yu Lansi: Yes, A, I'm sorry! -
"I won't fight with Junior Sister Yu. When the people from the Law Enforcement Hall come, we will let you go."

After Xun Shu finished speaking, he looked at Yu Lansi.

Yu Lansi nodded, indicating that it was like this.

As for whether the Hall of Law Enforcement will let it go, that's none of their business.

Although the Nightmare Tapir doesn't look very smart, it is obvious that the three words 'law enforcement hall' are not very bright.

Immediately, he was angry, and he even dared to give it to others. It was a dignified dream tapir.

Even one by one are pushing three and four.

Why, the dream tapir is so worthless?
"Human, how dare you despise me?"

The dream tapir grabbed Xun Shu's collar angrily and roared loudly.

Xun Shu: ? ? ?
What the hell?

I didn't say anything.

"I-I didn't."

Didn't you say that only after letting him and Junior Sister Yu win a contract with him?
But if it doesn't fight now, it won't be willing to make a contract.

What's more, he didn't really think about it, mainly because this guy looked like a pig, and he chose to choose the sensitive and embarrassing position on his chest.

"Then why are you unwilling to sign a contract with this seat?"

Nightmare Tapir's tone now seems to be that of a girl who has been abandoned by the beginning and the end, and has met a scumbag who has been abandoned all the time.

There was a hint of resentment in his voice.

Immediately there is a picture.

A small white face with a fan half covering his face, looked at the muscular, tall and mighty strong man with a grudge on his face.
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Yulansi and Siye all looked at Xunshu.

Is there a story they don't know?
They did not know when a handful of melon seeds appeared in their hands.

Xun Shu is not a person who can talk shit.

At this time, he was confused and confused.

"When did I say I didn't want to sign a contract with you?"

"Then you just want to sign a contract with me?"

"No, I didn't say I wanted to sign a contract with you, did I?"

"What do you mean? Human, you know you're playing with fire!"

……

After talking for a long time, Xun Shu and it became more and more confused.

He is clearly the most innocent person.

Inexplicably, he was tattooed with Peppa Pig.

Inexplicably, he was embarrassed by Peppa Pig.

When he woke up, he felt as if he hadn't woken up yet.

"Now, immediately, immediately, sign a contract for me."

The dream tapir finished speaking loudly and confidently, and added: "We need an equal contract."

Nightmare tapirs are never slaves.

Xun Shu: "..."

Although he wanted to refute, he held the contract law very honestly in his hand.

A circular golden pattern appeared in front of them, and the equality contract was naturally more complicated.

Both parties to the contract must not hurt each other. If one party is seriously injured or dies, the contract will automatically expire, but the other party will also be injured, but it will not be fatal.

Not as simple as a master-servant contract.

Lord die, slave die.

The equality contract is recognized by heaven and earth. If it is violated, the violator will be punished by heaven.

To a large extent, the equal rights of the two are guaranteed.

With Xun Shu and Meng Tapir, a drop of blood went in.

The blood sank into the golden pattern and turned red.

Then it was divided into two, and it didn't get into their eyebrows.

Both implicated and restricted.

The equality contract is completed, and Xun Shu still feels a little confused.

On the other hand, the Nightmare Tapir looked at Yu Lansi with a proud face.

Proudly raised his head and long nose.

Yesterday you ignored my love, and today I let you down.

However, I felt a little strange in my heart. As for where it was strange, I didn't think of it for a while.
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To be honest, Yulan Si didn't understand what it was babbling about.

It's so arrogant, it's not a contract with someone.

It is said that it is an equality contract, but if you are really in danger, can you still not make a move?

However, this guy is ugly, but the innate skill of falling into a dream is really good sometimes.

(End of this chapter)