Why did the lord rebel

Chapter 15

The development of history shows that the public often has misunderstandings about many things.

For example, they will think that "technological inventions" are far away from ordinary people's lives, and those famous inventors are also so-called "geniuses" who are unattainable.

But in fact, it is not difficult to create an invention, and it does not even require a profound academic level-a large part of the "invention and creation" in this world actually comes from the recombination of common objects.

For example, the combination of hooks and sticks forms a "hanger", and the combination of wheels and planks forms a "plank cart";
For example, the combination of hangers and ropes forms a "layered hanger", and the combination of a wooden cart and a horse forms a "carriage";
For another example, the combination of hemp rope and rooster forms...

...a twine tied to a rooster.

——Lawrence foolishly watched Xia Houyan pull the rope and lift the dead rooster from the ground.

A plump, round-faced fat rooster tied with a rope;

The rope was carried by the lord in his hand;
For a moment, Lawrence felt that Lord Lord was carrying a "cock meteor hammer".

Xia Houyan stretched the rope and weighed the weight, then swung his arms around like a real meteor hammer, and threw the "rooster meteor hammer" a few times in the air. After confirming that the rope was strong enough, he showed a satisfied expression. .

"This is the legendary 'zombie hunting artifact'!" Xia Houyan strangled the dead rooster and held the poor tethered bird to Lawrence.

Lawrence and the dead rooster stared at each other.

He felt that at least two of the three of himself, the lord and the rooster had mental problems.

"So..." The middle-aged guard confirmed with difficulty, "You want to use this rooster to 'catch' zombies?"

"You're right!" Xia Houyan was very satisfied with his subordinate's ability to understand, "As far as I know, zombies have a great hobby for fresh flesh, right?"

Lawrence nodded stupidly.

As "fresh blood", he had experienced this firsthand before he died.

"This rooster has just died, so it must be very attractive to zombies!" Xia Houyan whispered excitedly, "And this rooster is just the right size, it can only be eaten by a zombie! So, as long as we throw it over , wait for some unlucky zombie to bite the rooster, we can pull the rope back again, can't we 'fish' the zombie back?"

Lawrence blinked.

His first feeling was that there seemed to be nothing wrong with the Lord's plan;
But why did the whole thing about "fishing for zombies" give him such a strong sense of absurdity?

Lawrence was still staring blankly, and the Lord Lord had already stood up straight with the cock meteor hammer and kicked the guard's ass with his foot:

"I'm not bringing you here for sightseeing - get your saber ready, I catch a zombie back, and you knock it out with the back of the knife!"

Do zombies get dizzy after being knocked on the head?
——Lawrence wanted to ask this question, but in the end, he obediently pulled out the saber from his waist, clenched the handle of the knife with both hands, and posed nervously.

Xia Houyan took a deep breath, took the dead rooster and took two steps forward, aiming at the corpse tide under the hill.

He felt that this good drama of "fishing for zombies", put on the earth in the previous life, must have an outdoor live broadcast and let the old irons shoot a few rockets to enjoy it.

However, people are in another world, and there are not so many tricks to play, which is a pity.

Xia Houyan stood on the top of the hill, looking at the edge of the corpse tide at the foot of the mountain, lifted the rooster meteor hammer, first tossed it around twice a little, and then gradually added force to his hand, and turned the rooster meteor hammer over his head. circle afterimage;
Seeing that the afterimage was spinning faster and faster, I heard the Lord snort softly and let go of his hand. The dead rooster immediately drew a beautiful parabola in the air, and then fell to the ground like a nuclear warhead of a ballistic missile. The nearest zombie was just about two meters away.

Xia Houyan held the other end of the rope in his hand and looked down the mountain nervously.

Since the chicken is relatively soft and the surrounding fields are overgrown with grass, the rooster's fall did not make much noise, and it only caused the nearest two or three zombies to look up.

But soon, the aroma of fresh raw meat spread, and the two or three zombies had a noticeable commotion when they smelled it: they began to crawl, searching the ground around them with their mutilated, half-rotten eyes and nostrils, It seems to be trying to find the source of the aroma.

Under the tense gazes of Xiahouyan and Lawrence, a hapless zombie finally fell into the trap: it was a dry and shriveled zombie, and its clothes had almost rotted away, revealing its bony dark green skin; The zombie chose to search in the right direction. It stumbled a little closer to the rooster on the ground, and finally pulled the distance close enough for it to find its target in the weeds!
The zombie let out a low roar, quickly pounced on the dead rooster on the ground, and bit the chicken with its teeth!

Xia Houyan tightened the rope in his hand without hesitation and pulled it back with all his strength, so Lawrence, the guard of the Igor family, saw an unforgettable scene in his life:
The lord tugged on the rope.

A dead rooster is tied to the rope.

A dead rooster was bitten in the mouth by a zombie.

Then, as the lord tightened the rope, the dead rooster slid towards the top of the small hill with the zombie - yes, the slope of the hill was not that big, the zombie was actually pulled over by the rope The ground, and now the whole body was dragged on the ground and slid, pressing a zombie-shaped trail of grass on the hillside.

However, in their busy schedules, Xia Houyan and Lawrence both forgot one thing.

a vital thing.

——The strength of zombies is much greater than that of living people!

The zombie was dragged halfway up the mountain, and the whole "corpse" was still in a dazed state, but soon, it instinctively refused to move passively: it still clenched the dead cock tightly, but But he suddenly stretched out his claws and slammed into the ground!

The zombie and the cock in its mouth came to a sudden stop.

And the laws of physics tell us that the action of force is mutual, the two ends of a rope, either I pull you, or you pull me...

So, as the zombie shook his head fiercely with the cock in his mouth, a tragic scene finally happened:

The lord, who was already thin and weak, only felt a tight grip in his hand. Before he could understand what was going on, let alone loosen the rope, he was dragged down the mountain by the zombie on the other end of the rope, and was staggering twice. After taking a step, the footing was completely unstable, so the whole person fell to the ground and rolled down the mountain "reel"...

Lawrence, the guard beside him, was stunned:
He remembered that there seemed to be tens of thousands of zombies under the mountain...

Lawrence came back to his senses without any hesitation, grabbing his saber and scrambling to chase after him—in desperation, the guards who were eager to rescue the lord didn't even think about it, after a living person was planted in the zombies, how could there be anything? how much hope of survival;
Therefore, he was able to witness that historic moment up close:

The Lord slid like a roller to the feet of a zombie, and then stopped.

The zombie lowered its head blankly and found the human at its feet;
Xia Houyan raised his head, looked at the zombie above his head and swallowed;

Then, a humanized panic suddenly appeared on the ugly, twisted face of the zombie;
Immediately afterwards, under Lawrence's unbelievable gaze, the zombie stared at the lord on the ground, first staggered back two steps, then turned around completely, and looked into the distance like crazy without looking back. run away...

Xia Houyan felt from the bottom of his heart that something must have gone wrong in the world he had passed through.

(End of this chapter)