Naruto: I'm really not an evil scientist!

I'm in Konoha, a League of Legends Singed alchemist template. My hobby is dissecting a few spies during afternoon tea. Everyone says I'm an evil scientist, but I'm an officially certified, legal, and compliant experimentalist in Konoha. Brother, do you think what you're saying makes sense?
Some people say I'm one of Konoha's Twin Wolves, that's a complete slander! I, Hiruko, have never been one to show off!
Orochimaru: "The most crucial thing is that Hiruko's gaze towards me is a bit strange?"
Tsunade: "Damn harem man! Give me back the Wood Release bloodstains!"
Hiruko: "Tsunade, you don't want your Wood Release blood to flow into other clans, do you?"
Jiraiya: "Hiruko, could you tell me more about the story of a good father in love? I want to write it in the latest Icha Icha Paradise!"
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