Why bother with dating when you already have a cat?

What are the benefits of owning a cat?
Cats will serve you tea and water;
They'll even do your laundry and mop the floor for you;
They might even massage your shoulders and back to warm your bed, and when you're in a bad mood, they'll squat in your lap and affectionately rub their head against your chin.
but……
"Little fish! How many times have I told you!"
"Don't go into the litter box to relieve yourself when you become a human!"
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