Why bother with dating when you already have a cat?

Is it because the human body consumes more energy?

Let's just consider this a guess.

As Ai Qing thought about it, she reached her hand through the gap, pressed down on Xiao Yu's shoulder, and helped her turn her body to the side.

Once you've found the right angle, slowly apply force and pry her head out first.

Fortunately, Xiaoyu was quite cooperative. She probably smelled the familiar scent and knew that Ai Qing was helping her, so she cooperated quietly.

Unlike before, when the little fish struggled clumsily, getting out of the litter box was not difficult.

Finally, we managed to get the little fish's head out of the litter box, and the remaining arm naturally emerged smoothly from it as well.

Xiao Yu squatted and lay on the ground, looking up at Ai Qing.

Perhaps it was too stuffy in the litter box, because she was even slightly sweating on her forehead. A few strands of white hair were stained with sweat and hung down, falling next to her slightly rosy cheeks, making her look delicate and lovely.

But in Ai Qing's eyes, it seemed silly.

"Aren't you stupid? You've turned into a human and you're still crawling into the litter box." Ai Qing squatted down in front of Xiao Yu, and pointed her finger at her forehead in an annoyed tone.

As a result, the little fish even brought her face close and rubbed it against his fingers.

Ai Qing subconsciously opened his palm and touched her head. Xiao Yu also squinted her eyes to enjoy his caress.

Xiaoyu's hair is of very good quality, very smooth to the touch, and not tangled at all; each strand is neat and orderly.

However, Ai Qing was only in a daze for a moment before quickly withdrawing her hand.

To be honest, this was the first time in his life he had ever stroked a girl's head...

How shameful!

How many of his firsts were stolen by that wretched little cat, Xiaoyu?

"So, do you need to use the toilet now?" Ai Qing asked, squatting down in front of Xiao Yu. "If you do, I'll take you to the toilet."

Xiaoyu looked at him with a puzzled expression, then pushed herself forward with her hands on the ground and crawled towards Ai Qing, her face almost touching Ai Qing's. Startled, he took a half step back and pressed down on Xiaoyu's shoulder.

However, Ai Qing quickly realized what was happening and then sighed.

The little fish can't understand human language, how can we communicate with it?

They didn't even know if she needed to use the restroom.

However, just in case, we should try to teach her how to use the toilet while she is still human.

With this thought in mind, Ai Qing stood up, reached out to Xiao Yu, and tried to help her up.

However, when Ai Qing pulled Xiaoyu up by the hands, a look of panic immediately appeared on her face, and her balance became uncoordinated, her legs trembling.

When his upper body was completely upright, his legs were even more unsteady, and he fell into Ai Qing's arms to avoid falling down immediately.

Ai Qing froze on the spot after being pounced on by the little fish, her hands dangling in mid-air, feeling the fullness in her chest.

The girl wasn't very tall; her head rested against his chest. Considering his height of 182 cm, Xiaoyu was probably only around 1.6 meters tall.

It really is tiny; no wonder his coat hem reaches up to the little fish's thighs and knees.

However, it seems that even walking on two legs would be a problem for the little fish after it turned into a human!

Even after becoming human, are we only allowed to crawl on all fours?

Wouldn't your knees be so sore from all that friction?

But now was not the time to think about such things. Ai Qing had nowhere to put her hands, which were hanging in the air, so she could only press down on Xiao Yu's shoulders.

But if he pushes the little fish away, she will wobble like a toddler learning to walk, looking like she might fall at any moment.

Holding the little fish in her arms was an extreme form of torture for Ai Qing.

Finally, Ai Qing had no choice but to squat down again and let Xiao Yu lie on all fours on the ground...

"Just lie still and don't move," Ai Qing said, taking out her phone.

Thinking that teaching her to use the toilet was out of the question for the time being, I decided to ask Sister Qian about taking measurements and buying clothes, and help Xiaoyu get her body measurements taken.

Thinking of this, Ai Qing opened WeChat, found Xiao Youqian, and carefully considered her words.

[Rise, my dear subject]: Sister Qian, I have a question about girls, I wonder if I can ask it.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: Go ahead and ask, what can't you ask?

[Rise, my lord]: How do girls measure their body dimensions? And how do you compare these dimensions to clothing sizes?

[Yuqian does whatever she wants]: Hmm? You're up to something? ???

Chapter 12 The Great Knowledge of Girls

When a girl encounters a male friend who asks her some common-sense questions about women.

The first reaction would probably be, "This guy got a girlfriend?"

It's like if a guy is asked by a female friend what kind of sneakers, computers, cameras, graphics cards, etc. guys like, then he might be in a relationship.

I want to prepare a gift as a surprise.

Of course, there's also a one in ten thousand chance that the other person is testing you and is interested in you.

Xiao Youqian wasn't that narcissistic; she just found it funny.

[Youxi does whatever she wants]: Who was it that swore in the elevator that they had no interest in dating?

[Yuqian does whatever she wants]: Oh~ I get it, it's not that you're not interested, it's that you already have someone, right? Confess!

[Rise, my esteemed subject]: ...

[Rise, my dear subject]: Sister Qian, you're overthinking it. I was just gathering information.

[Yu-chan does whatever she wants]: Source material?

[Rise, my dear subject]: Writing novels requires this kind of knowledge, otherwise I'm afraid I'll be scolded for making mistakes.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: I think I heard you mention this during the Chinese New Year. Are you still writing it now?

[Rise, my dear subject]: I was writing my previous book during the Chinese New Year period, and I'm currently writing a new one.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: As a reward for my upcoming help, please present the title of your book.

[Rise, my subject]: Never mind, goodbye.

Want the book title?

Isn't this just trying to kill him?

Ai Qing wouldn't ruin her precious youth over such a trivial matter.

Fortunately, Xiao Youqian was just joking and replied anyway.

[Youqian does whatever she wants]: Okay, okay, it's actually very simple.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: You can measure your bust, waist, hips and height, and then tell the sales assistant when you go to the store. Or if you buy online, there will be a size chart.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: It's not like I'm a professional at buying clothes. At most, I'll add a shoulder width measurement, but it's all about the same.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: When I buy clothes, I only look at the height and bust size, as long as they are roughly the same.

Ai Qing sat down on the edge of the bed, stroked her chin and nodded carefully, then asked further questions.

[Rise, my subject]: Then there is another question. What kind of clothes do you find most convenient and easy to put on and take off?

Since we're buying clothes for Xiaoyu, they definitely need to be easy to put on and take off.

If it were clothes that were too complicated to wear, Ai Qing wasn't confident she could help Xiao Yu put them on.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: It's a dress, what else could it be?

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: And the best skirts are longer, so you don't have to wear leggings, which is so convenient when you go to the toilet! You can just lift it up.

Good guy.

You didn't have to explain it so clearly.

They truly are best friends.

Ai Qing couldn't help but smack her lips and quickly thanked him.

[Rise, my dear subject]: Thank you, Sister Qian! I'll treat you to dinner another day.

[Youxi does whatever she wants]: So it really wasn't buying clothes for his girlfriend?

[Rise, my subject]: I have no plans to date in my life and will never have a girlfriend.

【Youxi does whatever she wants】: Tsk tsk tsk, what a waste! I'll introduce you to some good friends later. I have so many beautiful, cute, gentle, virtuous, lively and kind friends.

[Rise, my subject]: Stop! See you later!

Exiting WeChat, Ai Qing turned to look at the ground.

The little fish in front of me is no longer a little fish, but has turned back into a little fish.

Okay, now Little Fish is a cute and silly little kitten again.

"Meow~"

That works too.

Ai Qing patted her little head.

Anyway, he doesn't have any measuring tape here, so he'll go out and buy one when he has some free time tomorrow and measure her again...

Do we really need to measure all the data?

Ai Qing watched the little fish start to do parkour and roll around on the ground, and fell into deep thought.

Xiao Youqian also said that when buying clothes, height and bust size are usually enough.

Moreover, if you buy a looser dress, it probably won't have too many requirements regarding body shape.

Moreover, considering the proportions of the little fish after it turned into a human... those online short video influencers would probably have to work hard for a long time to achieve that effect.

When Xiaoyu pounced on her, Ai Qing felt as light as a cloud.

She appears to be under 1.6 meters tall, and her chest looks like it's rising and falling, but it's not very large.

I don't know if it weighs 80 or 90 pounds.