Why bother with dating when you already have a cat?

The page on the phone also opened the QQ group chat interface.

[Ai Chiyu has joined the group chat]

[Slaughtering the Desolate]: Another newcomer?

[Listening to the Wind and Rain]: Welcome, welcome @艾吃鱼

【池渊.】：Male or female?

[The Little Girl Selling Nuclear Bombs]: Men give red envelopes, women post photos!

……

The group had only been created for a few days, and everyone's desire to speak was at its peak.

So much so that Xiaoyu had just joined the group and was thinking about how to reply when she saw people tagging her and discussing her messages, and the page was already scrolling down rapidly.

Xiaoyu had only typed a few words when the chat in the group had already shifted from welcoming the newbie to asking if anyone was male or female, and then to expressing amazement at how many people had joined in the past few days.

Then there's the question of whether anyone plays King of Glory. My Genshin Impact gacha pull went wrong again. Guys, can you scan this QR code to help me vote? I read a book today with a really stupid plot.

Final exams are coming up again, so annoying.

A graduate school applicant passing by.

Hilarious! I'm almost taking the college entrance exam and I'm still reading novels.

Few topics can be discussed for more than a few minutes.

In just a few minutes, the group chat already had over 99 messages.

Xiaoyu was dazzled by the rapidly flowing information, feeling as if she had witnessed all walks of life in just a few minutes.

It must be said that modern people have a remarkably powerful ability to process large amounts of lightweight information.

Especially those who grew up in the internet age have been bombarded with such a massive amount of information since childhood.

People in ancient times could only receive so much information in their entire lives, while modern people may see more information on the internet in a single day than people in ancient times could in a year.

Although Xiaoyu had started using her phone before, it had only been for a few days.

You can choose when to play.

She could choose whatever videos or novels she watched.

Therefore, most videos contain relatively little information.

Reading novels is also slow for her; a chapter of Ai Qing with 2000 words can take Xiaoyu more than ten minutes to read.

For a seasoned bookworm, reading a chapter like this might take less than three minutes.

And so.

Xiaoyu, who was joining a QQ group for the first time, was immediately overwhelmed by the incredible flow of information; there were so many messages that she couldn't possibly read them all.

It seemed as if his eyes were already spinning in a daze.

But at that moment, a screenshot suddenly appeared in the group.

[The Down-and-Out True Lord]: (Screenshot)

【The Down-and-Out Gentleman】: This is hilarious! The author's reply makes it sound like he actually turned into a cat.

[Not moved by the wind]: Hahahaha!

[Potato Shreds Rice Bowl]: What if it really is? (laughs)

【Floating World and Lost Dust】: Maybe the author really has a childhood friend who can turn into a cat?

【咕咕咕】：Impossible, absolutely impossible.

[Mikasa, my wife]: No! No, please don't do that!

[Jiangnan Old Dog]: Dog author, you have time to reply to this chapter, but not time to add more chapters, right?

【Ke Master, Stop Scraping】: I strongly suspect he's spying on the screen.

Just as Xiaoyu thought the screenshot above looked somewhat familiar, she quickly scrolled down the messages in the group chat.

She felt herself pull the page, scrolled to the screenshot, clicked to enlarge it, and saw the familiar content.

It was the very comment she had just couldn't help replying to.

However, she only just realized that she was using Ai Qing's larger account.

After replying, the nickname ID and avatar of "Turning Corner Blossoms" will naturally be displayed.

It also has the author's name tag.

It can be said to be quite eye-catching.

It's over.

What if Ai Qing finds out now?

Xiaoyu was a little flustered. After exiting the screenshot page, she scrolled down to see the reactions of the readers in the group.

This was the first time she had ever seen a topic discussed for several minutes.

This worried Xiaoyu, who feared it would affect Ai Qing's novel.

So she quickly got up and ran into the bedroom.

As soon as she entered the bedroom, she became nervous again, her steps slowed down, and her face was full of worry and caution.

Ai Qing leaned closer to the computer and realized that he wasn't typing at all, but was secretly watching videos.

"Hmm? What's wrong?" Ai Qing saw Xiao Yu enter the room, skillfully put her phone aside, and put her hands on the keyboard, looking like she was seriously typing. Then she asked.

"Hmm..." Little Fish's cat ears twitched twice, and its cat tail drooped down. It walked slowly to Ai Qing's side, and finally, as if resigned to its fate, it closed its eyes and handed over its phone, waiting for Ai Qing's judgment. "You see."

Ai Qing glanced at Xiao Yu suspiciously, then took Xiao Yu's phone, looked at the chat history, and quickly found the screenshot.

He then opened the Qidian Reading app, found the chapter comments for that specific chapter, glanced at the comments, and immediately burst out laughing.

It turns out that the readers in the group were bored and had come to the comments section of the chapter to have a team-building activity.

【Hua Chi】: That's right, my cat told me the same thing.

【明开夜和】: I just asked my wife, and she said that she was like this when she turned into a cat.

[Tang Xuan]: You guys are really ridiculous. My girlfriend said that's not the case. Even if she turns into a cat, it won't have any effect. The original poster is right.

Chapter 99 The Lies of the Internet

Because of Xiaoyu's comment, both the chapter discussion and the full subscription group became more lively.

Looking at these comments and the teasing in the group, Ai Qing couldn't help but smile knowingly.

But when Xiaoyu saw so many people popping up under the comments section of the chapter she posted, she became even more nervous.

"elder brother……"

"Huh? What's wrong?" Ai Qing was still reading the funny stories from her fellow readers and didn't notice Xiao Yu's expression.

Then he heard Xiaoyu say with a guilty look, "I know I was wrong, what should I do now?"

"Huh?" Ai Qing was taken aback for a moment, then asked, "What did you do wrong?"

"I..." Xiaoyu opened her mouth, then said seriously, "I shouldn't have used your account to post comments."

"Hmm...that's true." Ai Qing nodded. "Then just remember that in the future."

"Huh?" Little Fish blinked, still not quite understanding. "Is...is that all?"

"Otherwise what?" Ai Qing chuckled, then stroked her chin, pondered for a few seconds, and said, "Then it certainly can't end like this."

"Waaah..." Little Fish was already prepared when she heard this. She closed her eyes and said, "Brother, you tell me. Little Fish knows she was wrong."

Will she be punished by not being allowed to go to bed for several days?

Or should we punish her by not allowing her to eat snacks?

Or perhaps we could add a few more hours of study time?

After the little fish closed its eyes, these were probably the most severe punishments that came to mind.

"What do you want me to say? Don't overthink it."

"Huh?" Xiaoyu opened her eyes again and saw Ai Qing pick up his phone and open the full subscription group.

Ai Qing scrolled through the chat history, found the screenshot posted by that book friend, and then replied.

【Flowers Bloom at the Corner】: Sorry, this was posted by my cat using my account, it has nothing to do with me~ @BailingLosingTrueGentleman

"Hmm!" When Xiaoyu saw Ai Qing's message, she became even more nervous and worried, and quickly asked, "Brother, what are you doing?! Didn't you say that you can't tell others about this kind of thing?"

"It's alright, it's alright," Ai Qing patted her shoulder reassuringly. "Check the situation first."

【Only Peace and Love】: Okay, okay, is this how you play it?

【Aba Aba】: What kind of cat? Can I have one too?

[Doesn't eat steamed fish]: Are you there? Let's check on your cat.

[Outlaw]: Did I time travel? Even cats can use smartphones now?

[The swan is a bird by the river]: Next time, I suggest finding a better reason.

[Qingdi]: Give your phone to your cat and let it send a few more messages.

"They...they...now they all know! What are we going to do?" Little Fish became even more anxious after seeing this.

"Okay, okay, I'm not teasing you anymore." Ai Qing patted her head and explained, "These people didn't take it seriously, they were just joking."

"Huh?" Xiaoyu couldn't quite grasp the logic behind this, and she couldn't understand Ai Qing and the others' thought processes. "Didn't you say that they knew too? How could they not take it seriously?"

"Ahem, let's sort things out, okay?" Ai Qing knew from her bewildered and confused expression that Little Fish's Class was about to begin again.

"First, let's clarify a basic background."

"What's your background?"

“In this world, a cat turning into a human is a virtually impossible event,” Ai Qing said. “Of course, with you here, it’s not exactly zero probability, but in the eyes of most people, it’s simply impossible. Is that acceptable?”

"Um……"