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Chapter 1131: Outsmarting Hai Dafu

Early in the morning, Zhao Wuji was still sleeping in the woodshed of Lichunyuan when he was suddenly awakened by a few drops of cold water.

"Wake up! Wake up quickly!" Wei Xiaobao lowered his voice, holding a bundle in his hand.

Zhao Wuji sat up with a start and wiped his face: "Brother Wei, it's so early in the morning, what are you doing..."

Wei Xiaobao closed the door mysteriously and stuffed the bag into his hand: "Hurry up and change, that old turtle Hai Dafu is almost here!"

Zhao Wuji opened the bundle and saw--
A set of eunuch uniform, a hat, and a waist badge that read "Xiao Shunzi from the Imperial Kitchen".

"Wait, you want me to pretend to be a eunuch?!" Zhao Wuji widened his eyes.

Wei Xiaobao patted his shoulder and said earnestly: "Brother, this is for your safety! Hai Dafu is a cruel old man. If he finds out that you are helping me, we will both be doomed!"

【System prompt】

New tasks released!
Mission Name: Outsmart Hai Dafu
Mission content: Disguise as a eunuch and help Wei Xiaobao escape.

Reward: Wei Xiaobao's favorability +10, debt reduction of 5 taels

Failure penalty: being captured by Hai Dafu and taken to the palace to be a real eunuch
Zhao Wuji: “…”

"System, isn't this punishment too harsh?!"

【System prompt】

Host, rest assured, this system will provide friendly support---Props: Low-quality knockout drug × 1 (Effect: may cause diarrhea)
Zhao Wuji wanted to cry but had no tears: "This is too fake!"

A quarter of an hour later, Zhao Wuji, wearing eunuch's clothes, followed Wei Xiaobao with his head down, walking towards the gate of Lichunyuan.

He felt uncomfortable all over, always feeling that his pants were leaking air, and his walking posture was awkward like a crab.

Wei Xiaobao turned around and glared at him: "Even a fool can see that there is something wrong with you! Hold your head and chest high and show your strength!"

Zhao Wuji muttered quietly: "What kind of momentum does the eunuch need..."

As he was speaking, a sinister laugh came from outside the gate - "Eunuch Wei, long time no see."

An old eunuch with a pale face and sinister eyes walked slowly over, followed by two guards.

Hai Dafu!
Zhao Wuji instantly straightened his body and screamed frantically in his heart: "System! Is it too late to run now?!"

【System prompt】

Warning! Hai Dafu (level: 30) has locked onto the host, escape success rate: 0.01%
Wei Xiaobao was calm, and greeted him with a smile: "Eunuch Hai, what brings you here?"

Hai Dafu narrowed his eyes and said, "I heard that Eunuch Wei has been living a comfortable life outside the palace recently. The Queen Mother asked me to come and see if you have forgotten your 'duty'."

Wei Xiaobao played dumb: "How could that be possible! I am working for the Queen Mother!"

Hai Dafu snorted coldly and suddenly turned his gaze to Zhao Wuji: "Who is this?"

Zhao Wuji's scalp tingled, and he pinched his throat and shrilly said, "Your servant Xiao Shunzi, I pay my respects to Eunuch Hai!"

The sound was sharp and thin, like a rooster with its neck stepped on.

Hai Dafu frowned: "Your voice... is it new?"

Wei Xiaobao quickly interrupted, "Yes, yes, yes! She was just cleansed not long ago, and she hasn't been trained yet!"

Zhao Wuji: “…”

Hai Dafu stared at Zhao Wuji for a few seconds, then suddenly reached out and grabbed his crotch!

"Wait!" Zhao Wuji jumped back in shock. "Eunuch Hai, this is against the rules, right?!"

Hai Dafu sneered: "What? Are you feeling guilty?"

Wei Xiaobao's forehead was sweating, and he winked at Zhao Wuji frantically. [System prompt]

Emergency plan activated!
It is recommended that the host use props: inferior knockout drugs!

Zhao Wuji gritted his teeth, took out the paper bag, pretended to cough and poured it into his palm, then shook Hai Dafu's hand enthusiastically: "Eunuch Hai, I have heard of your name for a long time! I brought you some specialties!"

Before Hai Dafu could react, a pinch of powder was stuffed into his palm.

"This is……?"

Zhao Wuji grinned: "The 'Ten-fold tonic powder' that was sent as tribute from the Western Regions!"

Hai Dafu was skeptical, but after sniffing it, his expression suddenly changed - "Gululu..."

His stomach rumbled like thunder.

Veins popped out on Hai Dafu's forehead: "You...what are you going to give me?!"

Zhao Wuji took two steps back and laughed dryly: "Maybe... it's expired?"

"Assholes!" Hai Dafu covered his stomach with a distorted face, "Catch them for me!"

Just as the two guards were about to take action, they suddenly covered their stomachs and their faces turned green.

"Father-in-law...I, I seem to have been infected too!"

While Hai Dafu and the other two were scrambling to find the toilet, Wei Xiaobao grabbed Zhao Wuji and ran away.

"Brother, your medicine is very strong!" Wei Xiaobao laughed as he ran.

Zhao Wuji panted, "Don't be happy too soon... They will definitely chase us after they finish pulling!"

The two ran all the way to the dilapidated temple on the outskirts of the city. Wei Xiaobao took out a map from his arms and said, "Here you go. The debt will be written off!"

Zhao Wuji took it and took a look at the handwritten copy of "Baseball Boxing Secrets".

"That's it?!" Zhao Wuji almost threw the paper in his face, "This broken thing is worth 10 taels of silver?!"

Wei Xiaobao said confidently: "This is a lost martial arts skill! If you practice it to level 10, you will be invincible!"

【System prompt】

Obtain the Baseball Boxing Secrets

Note: This version lacks key moves. The effect after mastering them is:
1. Funny actions
2. Damage +0.5
Zhao Wuji: "...Wei Xiaobao, I'm not done with you!"

Just as Zhao Wuji was about to fight Wei Xiaobao to the death, the system suddenly popped up a prompt -

【Emergency Mission】

Hai Dafu has issued a reward: Capture the "fake eunuch Xiao Shunzi" alive and the reward will be 50 taels of silver!
It is recommended that the host leave Ping'an Town immediately!
Zhao Wuji’s eyes went dark.

Wei Xiaobao patted him on the shoulder, gloating: "Brother, the road ahead is long, we'll meet again if we're lucky!"

After saying that, he ran away, leaving Zhao Wuji standing alone in the wind, disheveled.

【System prompt】

New tasks released!
Mission Name: Escape from Wanted
Mission content: Leave Ping'an Town within 24 hours and avoid being captured by the eunuch gang.

Reward: Qinggong +1 (for escaping)

Failure penalty: Go to the palace to perform "Sunflower Manual"

Zhao Wuji clenched his fists and sighed to the sky:

"This world... is too dangerous!"