Daming Crazy Emperor

Chapter 165
Wu Kongjia really underestimated the talents of the world. He thought that he would be great if he came third in the provincial examination. He didn't know that he was a fart in front of Wen Zhenmeng and others!
Wen Zhenmeng, Ni Yuanlu, Huang Daozhou, Liu Lishun, Wang Duo, if you just pull it out, you don't know how much better than him.

These five people are not so powerful. If they didn't devote part of their energy to caring about state affairs, it would be a piece of cake for them to be the first in the provincial examination.

It is precisely because they devote part of their energy to caring about state affairs and studying military strategies, they are much better at doing things than those who are obsessed with studying the "Four Books and Five Classics".

Before they came, they had already discussed that they must beat Wu Kongjia, Li Jiantai, Zhang Douyao and other shameless people to death in front of thousands of ordinary people!
As for how to fight, it's very simple. They've come all the way, and they've all thought of a way. They just need to use an aggressive method to get Wu Kongjia and others to use it.

Wu Kongjia really foolishly fell for it.

Next, there is a good show to watch.

However, Wu Kongjia still thinks that he is very smart. He thinks that as long as he thinks of a way, it is still very simple to beat these guys who are on the list by "cheating".

He thought for a while, then turned his head to the yamen servant at the entrance of the etiquette department and said, "Uncle Da Zong, please borrow a set of the Four Treasures of the Study Room and the three desks, otherwise there will be no way to compete."

He was actually delaying time, trying to think of a way out.

Naturally, there are many of the Four Treasures of the Study and Tiaotai Li in the yamen. It is impossible to lend them the problem easily!
He thought that the yamen guard at the gate would definitely run in to ask for instructions, and even if Zhang Ruitu, Minister of Rites, finally agreed, it would take a lot of time.

This period of time is enough for them to come up with a good solution.

Unexpectedly, the common people all around made a fuss, and the masters of Jin Yiwei dressed as ordinary people even crowded inside the yamen of the Ministry of Human Resources and Rites, which made the yamen guards at the gate of the yamen afraid, so they had no choice but to bite the bullet and agree, and immediately went in to move things .

Naturally, this tactic of delaying the attack was of no use to Wen Zhenmeng and others.

They are masters of military strategy.

Over there, the masters of Jinyiwei are leading the common people to make a fuss, while Huang Daozhou said loudly: "We can't make everyone wait, can we? Why don't we compare each other first, because the basic requirements of stereotyped articles , you should know this basic skill, right?"

Can I say no?

Pairing is indeed the basic skill of writing stereotyped essays. Pairing is also popular among scholars these days. Whether it is to make friends through writing or to have enemies with others, or to humiliate others, it is a common way to do so.

This method is also the favorite of ordinary people, because the pairs are interesting, and the general pairs are easy to understand and sound unique.

The surrounding people cheered again, Wu Kongjia could only bite the bullet and said: "Okay, since you proposed it first, you will be the first to publish the Shanglian."

After speaking, he turned his head and whispered a few words to Li Jiantai, Zhang Douyao and the others, asking them to discuss it with all the candidates behind and come to an absolute conclusion.

His idea is very good, but it's a pity that he thought of Absolute as early as the road.

Isn't this Ni Yuanlu surnamed Ni? He can come up with an absolute surname.

Huang Daozhou said without hesitation: "Wonderful girl, girl from the Ni family."

This!
Split words with double characters!
how right?
Miaochai girl, Nichairen, the whole Shanglian has the same meaning, it’s all about girls, this, it’s too difficult!
When Wu Kongjia heard this, the sweat on his forehead burst out instantly.

This kind of dismantling is the most time-consuming. He should be able to match it after going back to study for a few days. However, it is impossible for others to give him time, and it is impossible for the people watching the excitement around to give him time.

He pondered anxiously for a while, but he couldn't think of a word, so he could only make gestures and ask for help.

The hundreds of students in the back also whispered and discussed for a while, but in the end, no one could agree.

If they were really that smart, they wouldn't have failed the ranking!

Wu Kongjia procrastinated for quite a while, until the yamen servants of the Ministry of Rites moved out the table and the four treasures of the study, and the people around couldn't help but start booing, so he replied helplessly: "I'm afraid you are all right about such a difficult match." won't you come out?"

It's so easy!

Huang Daozhou said without hesitation: "I'll throw bricks and attract jade, and I'll come to someone from the earth, a stubborn boy and grandchildren."

Well, he is as stubborn as a cow, maybe out of emotion.

However, this soil pair is exactly what the common people like.

When the common people around heard it, they applauded and praised it endlessly.

Immediately afterwards, Wen Zhenmeng said with a serious face: "It's really difficult to confront neatness and correct the meaning of the whole sentence. I can only ask for neatness and make a fool of myself. The big talker is Zhuge."

This is indeed quite neat, whether it is split or flat, it is very neat.

Ni Yuanlu frowned slightly, and then sighed: "Oh, you guys are making fun of me, I'm right, the warrior's heart is to stop fighting."

What he means is that I am not a little girl.

Liu Lishun thought for a while, and could only helplessly say: "Don't waste everyone's time, I will forcefully check it out, Sun Guan is a boy from the family."

The overall meaning of his sentence is a little bit off, but it is still very neat.

Wang Duo thought for a while, and said with a bitter face: "You guys have finished correcting all the good words, I can only make a fool of myself, and become an old man of the Longbow Zhang family."

"it is good!"

"Great!"

"awesome!"

The common people watching the excitement all around couldn't help applauding.

As soon as this pair came out, it was a judgment call!

None of the troubled candidates could be right, but everyone else was right. Who is the best, do you even need to think about it?
Seeing this, Wu Kongjia gritted his teeth so angry that his face was deformed.

This group of guys obviously came prepared, and they must have been prepared long ago.

However, people are really good at pairing, and they can definitely come out one by one for such a difficult pair, and ordinary pairs may not be difficult for them.

He turned his head and muttered to Li Jiantai, Zhang Douyao and others for a while, then frowned and pondered for a while, and then said darkly: "I wrote the Shanglian, if there are insects in the water, it will be turbid, and if there are fish in the water, fish will be fished. Water, water, rivers and lakes Miao."

You like to split characters, don’t you? Let’s have a good time!

I don't know where the candidate who failed the exam saw it. Maybe, he couldn't tell, so he kept it in his heart.

This kind of couplet is really time-consuming. When Huang Daozhou and the others released it, only two characters were removed, but when they released it, three characters were removed, and there was another word for water next to the word "Shui Shui Shui Shui". There is water everywhere, there are eleven waters in the Shanglian!

What's wrong with this pair?
If there is enough time, Zodiac Zhou and the five of them may be able to figure it out. The problem, Wu Kongjia will definitely not give them enough time!
Fortunately, the original four great talents in the south of the Yangtze River are masters of pairing, and Wen Zhenmeng is even better than blue.

He just frowned and pondered for a while, and then blurted out: "The base is under the tree, and the end is above the tree. Wood is wood, pines and cypresses are dense."

OK!

This next couplet is so right.

The people around couldn't help applauding.

Obviously, they won this game.

However, the other four were still frowning in thought.

Because they want to try too.

Soon, Ni Yuanlu slapped her hands and said, "Yes, smoke is born of fire, and it's hard to cook without fire. The fire is hot, and the flames of the oven are burning."

Well, water is against fire, this is a good match!
The surrounding people burst into applause again.

Liu Lishun immediately slapped his hands and said, "I'm also a clown. One is the sun in my mouth, and the other is eyes in my mouth. I eat and drink tastes."

This is a bit reluctant, but it can be regarded as a match.

The surrounding people burst into applause again.

Wang Duo frowned, and said helplessly: "Oh, you have chosen all the good characters, I can only make up the number, Jin Jiashi is iron, Jin Jiatong is copper, gold gold gold, silver copper iron Xinxin .”

This is really not very good, barely a word match.

However, the surrounding people still applauded loudly.

These few people are too powerful, such a difficult pair, four of them are matched at once.

There is the last one left, can this one also match it?

Huang Daozhou actually thought of it a long time ago, but he was specially using it to humiliate Wu Kongjia and the others. After the other four people finished their confrontation, he said mockingly: "Okay, I'll make a fool of myself too. If you're single-minded, you'll be big." , When people have two hearts, they will be cowardly, everyone, everyone, you and the others. I am done with you, this game, you lose! The first round, we set the questions, and the second round, you set the questions."

"it is good!"

The surrounding people burst into applause again.

Obviously, everyone agrees with this result.

In the first round, it was indeed Wen Zhenmeng and the others who won, and it was a wonderful victory.

What is this second round better than?

It also has to be related to the exam, and it needs to be understood or understood by ordinary people. Besides the right pair, is there anything else?
This is a puzzle in itself!

than what?
There is nothing like it!

What can ordinary people understand?
Wu Kongjia's face is almost turning into a pig's liver color now, the last couplet that Huang Daozhou was right with was deliberately a little untidy, obviously he was scolding them for being cowards!
There are so many people, but there are only five people in the family, have a face?

The problem is that they did lose this round, and he didn't know what to do next.

For a while, among the hundreds of failed candidates behind him, none of them seemed to have come up with a good solution.

He could only hold the portrait of Confucius and come to the table in the middle, pretending to ask someone to find something to put the portrait in order to delay the time.

Seeing this, Huang Daozhou couldn't help sneering in his heart: "Hmph, how dare you fool the examinees into making trouble with this little ability, let's see how I beat you to death!"

(End of this chapter)