Magicians never make wishes

"Speak, you have three wishes." "My first wish is to possess the power of a dragon capable of crushing a goblin lord; my second wish is for immortality; my third wish is..." "Your wishes have been granted." "Huh?" "Ah!—How did I become a goblin! Where are my hands and feet! And my..." Incorrect expression of paradigms, lack of numerical precision, unclear subject of the wish, lack of constraints... these are all major factors causing wishes to be distorted or even aberrated. Ronan shook his head, his voice slowly descending from the high-dimensional throne, "Speak, you have two more wishes." ----------------- [Internal submission has been bypassed, please read with confidence.] [Pseudo-D&D, the author was a magician and can cast spells, not just random speculation, please refer to the author's setting. m9(`Д´)]