Daming Crazy Emperor

The Duke of Richelieu originally wanted to frighten the mercenary leaders. After all, they were the beasts in the jungle, and the black slaves were their prey.

To be honest, he looked down on these black slaves who had been oppressed and exploited by them from the bottom of his heart. He believed that, as colonists, they were superior to others.

These black slaves, wouldn't they be honest after a whip?
It's a pity that before his whip hit him, he slapped him on the face first.

When he arrived in Lisbon by boat, the leader of the mercenary army hadn't arrived yet.

This means, let him wait for others!

He is a master waiting for a slave?

Where does this put his face?
He immediately said with a cold face: "Goodman, didn't you say that the leader of the mercenary army has come?"

Duke Goodman was upset about this.

What kind of cow are you?

You're a duke and I'm not a duke?
If you are the prime minister, am I not the prime minister?
Everyone has the same identity, why do you talk to me in this tone?

He immediately responded with a cold face: "Richelieu, I'm just helping to make contact, and I'll let you know when someone says it's over.

You don't know the distance between Africa and Europe, do you?
They came from the original French West Africa faster than you from France? "

Duke Richelieu was taken aback when he heard this.

He did lose his temper a bit.

Because he was always thinking about how to scare the leader of the mercenary army, but when he disembarked, Duke Goodman told him that the leader of the mercenary army hadn't arrived yet.

After being scolded like this, he was so angry that he forgot the identity of Duke Goodman.

Although this guy is a waste, his status is indeed the same as him.

He's going to use Spain to take back Cairo right now, this guy can't be offended.

Thinking of this, Duke Richelieu pretended to apologize with a smile: "Oh, Your Excellency, I'm sorry, all I have been thinking about in the past few days is the war situation in Africa.

Along the way, I was also thinking about how to negotiate with other mercenary leaders in order to take Cairo back.

As a result, the leader of the mercenary army hadn't arrived yet.

Under my disappointment, my mind was a little messed up, and I didn't pay attention to my tone when I spoke, so don't take it to heart. "

That's more or less.

In fact, Duke Goodman did not want to offend the old fox.

After all, the old fox's methods are notoriously vicious, and the Queen of France is also the sister of His Majesty the King, so a single word can make him lose His Majesty's favor.

He didn't want to lose his position as Prime Minister by this old fox.

Now that people know that they said something wrong, forget it.

He quickly said with a smile: "Your Excellency, don't be too anxious, since he said it, he will definitely arrive in a few days.

You must be hungry all the way here, let's go, let's go eat something. "

Duke Goodman still had a good eye, and did not take Richelieu to his "palace", so as not to let others see it as tricky.

He didn't go to the ball either, he just stayed with Richelieu in the luxury room and waited for the mercenary leader.

As a result, the wait was three days.

At noon that day, the Governor of Lisbon of the Ming Empire finally ordered someone to send the news that the mercenary leader had arrived.

Originally, he didn't intend to go to greet him, but Goodman, the middleman, insisted on pulling him to go, so he could only half push and half go.

When he came to the port pier and took a look, his nose was suddenly crooked.

What does the Ming Empire mean?
When he came over, the governor didn't show up, and the pier didn't have any decorations, as if an insignificant person had come.

When the mercenary leader came over, they arranged the pier like a festival, with colorful flags everywhere, and even a red carpet on the ground, as if welcoming a distinguished guest.

At this moment, not only did the governor appear, but even the two shameless little dukes also appeared.

These three guys are still standing by the pier waiting.

Isn't he just a black slave? Does he need to be greeted so grandly?
Duke Richelieu followed Duke Goodman reluctantly, standing there not even wanting to say a word.

Fortunately, everyone's cars had already entered the harbor, and it didn't take long for dozens of armed merchant ships to line up to the pier.

Immediately afterwards, thousands of strong men with live ammunition swarmed down, guarding the entire pier tightly.

This shelf is a bit outrageous, right?
Duke Richelieu's face darkened immediately.

This is not over yet.

Immediately afterwards, thousands of strong men holding flags and carrying various plates filed down, and there was actually someone behind them carrying a huge wooden shelf.

The wooden shelf was wrapped in gold, and there was an extremely delicate chair on it.

This guy is too outrageous!

Seeing this, Duke Richelieu couldn't help but snorted coldly.

In fact, Zuma didn't want to play so outrageously, but Taichang insisted on him playing like this.

There was no other way, he could only pick up a golden scepter weighing more than a dozen jins, and carrying a few dozen jins of gold gems, he stepped down from the boat with a majestic face.

Qi Panzong, Zhang Zhiji and Xu Yunzhen immediately went up to meet him together, bowed their hands together and said, "Welcome Your Majesty the King."

Uh, what are you guys doing?
Zuma froze for a moment, then leaned her head over and asked in a low voice: "Three adults, what should we do next?"

Zhang Zhiji pretended to be respectful and commanded: "Just sit on the steps and pretend to be a king. You don't have to worry about other things, we have our own arrangements."

I'm the king, okay? Is it still necessary to pretend?
Zuma could only put on a majestic look, stepped on the step, and sat down slowly.

Immediately afterwards, there was a burst of shouting, and the huge team formed a neat formation and walked slowly towards the nearby city under the leadership of the soldiers of the Ming army.

Qi Panzong, Zhang Zhiji and Xu Yunzhen pretended to be respectful and stood aside until the other people's team had passed, then they came to Richelieu and Goodman, waved and ordered five horses to be brought.

Duke Goodman couldn't help being curious: "This is the mercenary leader?
Why is he so big?

Why are you being so polite to him? "

Xu Yunzhen pretended to be helpless and explained: "He has already established a country, he is no longer a mercenary leader, but the king of the West African kingdom.

The Kingdom of West Africa is not generally large. In terms of area, the Kingdom of West Africa is larger than your entire European continent.

And he has millions of troops under his command, can we not be polite to him? "

Ah!
A kingdom bigger than Europe?
Millions of troops!
When Duke Richelieu heard this, his heart skipped a beat.

He can't understand Daming Mandarin, but he can still understand Spanish.

Such a big king, if he goes to scare people, can he be scared?

His mind was in a mess for an instant, this situation was completely different from what he had imagined!

Then came the grand banquet.

In order to make the scene more grand, Qi Panzong, Zhang Zhiji and Xu Yunzhen specially ordered someone to prepare a large table more than ten feet long and several feet wide.

As for the food, it is even more exaggerated. Roast lamb, roast beef, roast deer, roast crocodile, etc., are served whole, fresh seafood, caviar, various fresh fruits, etc. It doesn't cost much money, and the table is full of them.

Zuma was shocked when she saw such a large table of dishes.

He couldn't help asking: "How do you eat this?"

There's no way, the table is too big, even if he stands up, he can't reach a few dishes!

Xu Yunzhen pretended to be respectful and said: "Just sit on it, just tell me what you want to eat, and someone will bring it for you."

Uh, sit on it?
This means let him take the lead!

There was no other way, he could only pretend to be majestic and sit on the main seat.

Because Taichang had already told him, it would be right to listen to Zhang Zhiji and Xu Yunzhen when he came here.

Immediately afterwards, Qi Panzong, Zhang Zhiji and Xu Yunzhen sat down on the left side in turn.

Seeing this, Duke Richelieu could only sit down on the right side with Duke Goodman.

After Zuma sat down, he didn't know what to do. He could only hold the scepter and continue to install the fork.

Seeing this, Zhang Zhiji pretended to be respectful and said, "Put down your scepter, raise your wine glass to express your gratitude, and announce the opening of the banquet."

Ok.

Zuma quickly put down the scepter, raised her wine glass and said solemnly, "Let's go."

Hasn't your guy practiced for a long time, why can't you say anything?

Hearing this, Zhang Zhiji almost covered his eyes.

Fortunately, Richelieu and Goodman couldn't understand what they were saying at all.

He could only raise his glass to smooth things over and said, "Your Majesty the King said, you are all welcome, let's get started."

All right, let's start eating. They haven't had lunch yet to wait for this guy. Everyone is indeed hungry at the moment.

Then Zhang Zhiji demonstrated again, and raised his hand and ordered someone to bring over a roast leg of lamb. Richelieu and Goodman understood it after seeing it.

This banquet was indeed too rich, and the food was delicious, but this guy Zuma couldn't speak, he only knew how to eat with his head covered, and the scene was a little embarrassing.

After everyone ate and drank enough, Zuma finally spoke.

He asked cautiously, "Is the next step going to be negotiations?"

Zhang Zhiji pretended to be respectful and said helplessly, "What are you talking about?

You have to put on airs, you know?
You are tired and need to rest, the negotiation will be held tomorrow morning. "

I'm tired?
Zuma couldn't help but be baffled. He only walked a few steps today. Why are you tired?
Zhang Zhiji said directly to Richelieu and Goodman in Spanish: "His Majesty the King said that he is really exhausted after sitting on the boat for so long. He needs to take a rest. Let's hold the negotiation tomorrow morning."

When Duke Richelieu heard this, he was so angry that he almost threw a fork.

He finally waited for someone, and he wanted to rest!
No way, if people don't talk to him, what can he do?

Next, according to Zhang Zhiji and Xu Yunzhen's arrangement, Zuma majestically picked up the scepter, stepped on the steps, made a show, and left directly.

When the Duke of Richelieu saw this, he didn't hesitate to stand up, and said angrily: "This guy is so arrogant, isn't he just a mercenary leader? He really thinks he is a king?"

Cut, what are you pretending to do, you kind of get mad in front of others.

It seems that their play was very successful, at least judging from Duke Richelieu's performance, they did not doubt Zuma's identity at all.

If this guy knew that it was not Zuma but Atlanta who attacked East Africa, he would probably spurt blood with anger.

They just let Zuma, an irrelevant person, come to play with Richelieu, an old fox!

Xu Yunzhen did not forget to add fuel and vinegar: "Your Excellency, he is a real king.

Now we have to let him go. If this guy is provoked, our colonies in West Africa may not be able to keep. "

Well, this guy's strength is indeed a bit terrifying.

At least more than 200 million troops, and they almost wiped out the 60 troops of Spain and the Holy Roman Empire.

With this strength, even France can't do it!
Duke Richelieu could only shake his head helplessly, then turned and left.