Daming Crazy Emperor

The long-awaited negotiations of the Duke of Richelieu finally began.

The problem is that his opponent is sitting opposite him with a majestic face, without saying a word, as if he doesn't bother to talk to him.

This really made him a little embarrassed.

Of course he understands the skills of negotiation. If anyone loses his temper, you will lose a lot in terms of momentum.

If someone doesn't speak, what should he do? Threat directly?

This seems a bit too reckless. He didn't know the attitude of others, so he threatened that the negotiation might be deadlocked.

Duke Richelieu's mind was running crazily, but Zuma had no idea at all.

The reason why he sat there with a majestic face and remained silent was not because he was competing with the Duke Richelieu in negotiating momentum.

He is purely pretending to be a fork.

Because he doesn't know how to negotiate at all, let alone what to say.

This war in East Africa really has nothing to do with him. If it has anything to do with it, it means that he lent millions of troops to Atlanta.

As for how to fight Atlantis, or whether to fight or not, that is not up to him.

He was also ordered to install a fork and learn negotiating skills by the way.

Neither Zhang Zhiji nor Xu Yunzhen asked him to speak, so he naturally couldn't speak.

Duke Richelieu held back for a long time and finally couldn't bear it anymore.

He said with a serious face, "Your Majesty, we don't seem to be attacking your West African kingdom. What do you mean by suddenly sending troops to occupy Cairo?"

Zuma listened to this guy babbling a lot with a majestic face, then turned around and asked Zhang Zhiji beside him, "What did this guy say?"

Zhang Zhiji pretended to be a respectful translator and said, "This guy asked you why you suddenly sent troops to occupy Cairo."

Zuma was quite inexplicable and said: "What does this have to do with me?

Didn't I just sit here, and I didn't go to Cairo. "

All right, then you just sit down.

Zhang Zhiji also said with a serious face: "His Majesty the King asks you, is Cairo in Africa or in Europe."

Zuma couldn't help being dumbfounded after hearing Xu Yunzhen's translation on the other side.

I didn't ask if he was okay?
The Duke of Richelieu was quite arrogant and said, "What does it matter where Cairo is?
Cairo has been occupied by the Ottoman Empire for hundreds of years, and it is a colony of the Ottoman Empire. "

cut.

Zhang Zhiji pretended to turn his head and translated: "This guy is crazy, it seems that he has to be frightened to scare him."

To scare people?

Zuma could only continue to pretend to be majestic and said: "How to scare people?"

You don't need to worry about this, just look after it.

Zhang Zhiji turned his head and said solemnly: "Your Majesty the King said, you think whoever occupies it belongs to him, right?

Now that Cairo is occupied by the Kingdom of West Africa, it belongs to the Kingdom of West Africa. "

The Duke of Richelieu immediately said forcefully: "He is declaring war on the European Union."

"Continental Union?"

Zhang Zhiji pretended to be inexplicable and looked at Goodman who was sitting next to Duke Richelieu.

This means that the Duke of Richelieu slipped his tongue and exposed the Continental Union.

Goodman could only look at Duke Richelieu in embarrassment.

Zuma also said inexplicably: "What are you doing looking at it like this?"

Zhang Zhiji could only explain in detail: "The European Continental Union is an alliance formed by them secretly, and at the moment the anti-Habsburg alliance dynasty and the anti-Habsburg alliance are still two forces.

Moreover, the two forces are still hostile on the surface, and they have not announced the formation of the European Continental Union.

The Duke of Richelieu suddenly mentioned the European Union, which was a slip of the tongue.

So, we want to use this to suppress his momentum. "

Sure enough, a hint of embarrassment appeared on Duke Richelieu's face.

He subconsciously thought that everyone knew that they had formed an alliance with the Habsburg Dynasty, so he spoke of the Continental Union brazenly.

Now, judging from their reactions, they probably don't know, or can't be sure.

Now it's all right, he directly put the European Union on the table.

Seeing this, Zhang Zhiji immediately took advantage of the situation and said: "Your Majesty the King said, isn't your Continental League amazing, you can fight wherever you want?
He hasn't settled the accounts of West Africa with you yet.

What do you mean by attacking East Africa inexplicably? "

After hearing Xu Yunzhen's report, Zuma seemed to understand a little bit.

This negotiation is similar to a quarrel, except that the quarrel is a bit rude, while the negotiation is a serious quarrel, and everyone looks more civilized on the surface.

The Duke of Richelieu was a little bit at a loss for what to say.

He looked at Goodman at the side, and then said coldly: "The war in West Africa has nothing to do with us. Now we are talking about Cairo."

Zhang Zhiji turned his head again and pretended to translate: "He thinks that we can't talk about things in West Africa, so he insisted on talking about Cairo.

When negotiating, the less the other party wants to say, the more we have to say.

This will make the other party feel restless or even confused. "

Xu Yunzhen has been translating by his ear, so Zuma naturally doesn't need to listen to Zhang Zhiji's translation anymore.

Question, what about this West African thing?

He couldn't help but asked curiously, "Isn't the war in West Africa over? What else is there to say?"

You really don't understand anything!
Zhang Zhiji could only helplessly explain: "The battle in West Africa is over, but this battle is not over when it is over.

If we win, we can use this to scare people and even demand compensation from them.

This is the rule of the gang of colonial bandits in Europe. They usually have to negotiate with others after they win, and let them cede land and pay compensation. "

Well, these European colonial robbers are indeed nothing. It’s fine to beat them up and cause them heavy losses, and they have to cede their land and pay compensation. This is just not giving them a way out!

Zuma nodded slightly and said: "I understand, this is called treating another person in the same way, right?"

What are you nodding?
Zhang Zhiji taught helplessly: "When negotiating, you should not only pay attention to what you say, but also pay attention to your actions. Why are you nodding for no reason?"

Uh, this.

Zuma quickly pretended to be majestic, and said slowly: "Is this okay?"

That's more or less.

Zhang Zhiji turned his head and said to Duke Richelieu: "Your Majesty the King said that you gang of colonial robbers are all in the same gang.

After you beat West Africa and East Africa, do you really think there is no one in Africa?

Let me tell you, the Kingdom of West Africa has millions of troops. If you continue to attack Africa unscrupulously and try to oppress and exploit the African people, His Majesty the King will not be polite to you.

The hundreds of thousands of troops of Spain and the Holy Roman Empire are examples. If you want to wipe out the whole army, just come and try. "

Oops, is this guy scaring me?
How many millions of troops do you have?

We only saw more than 200 million. Can you pull out more?

Just blow it!

The Duke of Richelieu still had a serious face and said: "We are talking about Cairo now, not West Africa. Can you let His Majesty the King talk about Cairo?"

Zhang Zhiji immediately turned his head and said to Zuma: "Look, he doesn't want to talk about West Africa, we just want to talk about it, so that the initiative of the negotiation is in our hands."

Zuma was quite puzzled: "Why are these people negotiating?
Could it be that they want Atlantis to withdraw from Cairo, that is impossible! "

Zhang Zhiji said without hesitation: "This gang of colonial robbers is like this. If they can't win, they ask for negotiations. Their purpose is to delay time, accumulate strength, and prepare to overthrow their opponents next time.

You have to be careful, you must not be fooled by them, if you want to fight, then beat them to death, if they ask for negotiation, you can continue to fight while negotiating.

Also, they will force you to negotiate when they win but feel they can't kill you.

In this case, they just want to let you cede land and pay compensation through negotiation, and use this kind of trick to weaken you, and when you are no longer weakened, they will destroy you. "

When Zuma heard this, she couldn't help being surprised and said: "These colonial bandits are really bad. Their so-called negotiations are just for tricks!"

That's not.

Zhang Zhiji continued to teach: "So, we can't be fooled, we must be more shady than them."

Zuma heard the words and couldn't help but suddenly said: "Oh, I understand.

The emperor asked me to come over to negotiate in order to paralyze them, so that Atlantis can make full preparations and then do it. "

It's good that you understand.

Zhang Zhiji turned his head again and said to Duke Richelieu: "Your Majesty said, let's talk about the West African issue first, and then talk about the Cairo issue.

Your attack on West Africa has caused great losses to the Kingdom of West Africa, and you must pay compensation, otherwise, there is nothing to talk about in Cairo. "

Talk about shit talk!
Let's not talk about West Africa.

The Duke of Richelieu gritted his teeth angrily: "I said, what happened in West Africa has nothing to do with us, what should we pay?"

Zhang Zhiji turned his head again and said to Zuma: "Look, he is anxious, the more anxious he is, the more we have to talk about the West African issue."

Zuma was quite curious: "Will they really pay compensation?"

what are you thinking?

Zhang Zhiji explained helplessly: "We are just here to play with them, if we really want compensation, we will go to Spain to ask for it.

This time our purpose is not to make them pay compensation, but to help Atlanta delay time and divert attention, you have to be clear about this. "

Ok.

Zuma subconsciously wanted to nod again, but his neck froze as soon as he moved.

Because he suddenly remembered that Zhang Zhiji said just now that he should not nod indiscriminately during negotiations.

He could only pretend that his neck was a little uncomfortable, and turned a little.

Seeing this, Zhang Zhiji simply took advantage of the situation and said, "His Majesty the King is a little tired after talking for so long, will you pay for it or not?
His Majesty the King said that if there is no compensation, the Cairo issue should not be discussed. "

Pay a fart!
The Duke of Richelieu really wanted to lose his temper. After talking for so long, people didn't even talk to him about the Cairo issue. Instead, they kept talking about West African issues.

He held back his anger and said coldly: "I also said that the things in West Africa have nothing to do with us, why should we pay for it?

You ask him, whether to talk about the Cairo issue? "

Zhang Zhiji couldn't help but want to laugh.

The way this old fox is played is really interesting.

He turned his head and said to Zuma: "Or forget it this time, we will send him away and talk about it next time."

Is this the end?
Zuma froze for a moment, then turned her neck and said, "The emperor told me to listen to you and learn negotiation skills from you. If you think it's okay, let's talk about it next time."

He subconsciously wanted to nod, but he realized it again, so he pretended that his neck was uncomfortable and turned around.

Zhang Zhiji turned his head and said to Duke Richelieu, "Your Majesty the King is really tired.

He said, you are all in the same group, and you can't do without compensation.

Otherwise, you go back and discuss it first, and see how to solve the problem of compensation, shall we? "

All right, anyway, if the negotiation fails, then delay the time, you guys wait!

Duke Richelieu nodded without hesitation and said, "Okay, I'll go back and discuss it with His Majesty the King, and we'll talk next time."

After speaking, he got up and walked out.

Duke Goodman said worriedly: "His Majesty the King really wants to pay compensation, what will they do if they ask us Spain to pay compensation?"

This is simply an unwarranted disaster. People negotiated that they were going to pay compensation. If His Majesty the King knew about it, he wouldn't be furious!
Zhang Zhiji asked instead, "Are you in a hurry to get the mercenaries out of Cairo?"

Duke Goodman shook his head repeatedly and said, "What are we anxious about? What we should be anxious about is their anti-Habsburg alliance."

Zhang Zhiji smiled slightly and said, "Then what are you worrying about? If they want the mercenaries to withdraw from Cairo, then they will pay the compensation."

This seems to make sense, but it is a bit wrong.

Duke Goodman was a little dizzy.