Douluo: I mess around in Tangmen

New students are the current key word for Shrek Academy.

The Soul Guidance Department Academy was as lively as during the Lunar New Year, with students cheering loudly everywhere.

This attracted the attention of the Soul Guidance Department's old neighbors, the Martial Soul Department students, who all came to see what was going on.

"Hey, Da Wu, did your Soul Guidance Department have any major experimental breakthroughs today?" A Martial Soul Department student approached his buddy to inquire.

The Soul Guidance Department student, known as Da Wu, turned around and looked at his friend who had called him back, his smile widening even further.

"Oh, so you're from the Martial Soul Department. Today is a big celebration for the Soul Guidance Department, do you know about Battle Armor?"

Upon hearing this, the students from the Martial Soul Department had a glint in their eyes and immediately nodded, "I know! That's the hottest individual combat equipment in the academy right now! It's the armor that every student dreams of!"

"Could it be that you've made another breakthrough in your research on battle armor!?"

Da Wu nodded slightly. "That's right! Under the guidance of Senior Ye Nanxiao, the light of the Soul Guidance Department, the One-Word Battle Armor has been upgraded to a Two-Word Battle Armor! The upgrade system has been completed!"

Do you know what this means?

"This means that there is no path forward for the advancement of battle armor! Now that a one-word battle armor can be promoted to a two-word battle armor, then within this system's theory, a two-word battle armor can be promoted to a three-word battle armor! And a three-word battle armor can be promoted to a four-word battle armor!"

Da Wu excitedly pulled his good friend from the Martial Soul Department to explain in detail, completely ignoring the growing confusion in the other's eyes.

It's like a top student getting carried away and pulling along a friend who doesn't understand to discuss something.

That wasn't all. Da Wu, caught up in the conversation, saw his Martial Soul Department buddy start babbling on and on, so he abandoned him and turned to walk towards another Martial Soul Department student.

Hey bro, how are you?

"How do you know that the theoretical framework for our Soul Guidance Department's Battle Armor Advancement System has been completed?"

"No, buddy, I was just saying hello."

"What? How do you know that our Soul Guidance Department can research three-word or even four-word battle armor?"

"I just wanted to say hello."

"How do you know that Senior Ye Nanxiao created the Battle Armor Function System based on our team?"

Compared to Daigo's unique "show-off" mode, the reactions of others were much stronger.

Xian Lin'er immediately ordered people to put up eight banners and hang them on the gate of the Soul Guidance Department, proclaiming, "The Soul Guidance Department has a joyous occasion today!"

"Warmly celebrate the major breakthrough achieved by our faculty member Ye Nanxiao in the Battle Armor System theory."

"Congratulations to Ye Nanxiao, the shining star of the Soul Guidance System, on successfully developing the Battle Armor Upgrade System."

"So far this year, the Soul Guidance Department has broken through 80 projects, while the Martial Soul Department has zero!"

Seeing this, the passing martial spirit students silently lowered their heads and quickened their pace.

When Ye Nanxiao and Meng Hongchen passed by, they saw the eight banners and exchanged a smile.

"The Immortal Dean is quite lively!" Meng Hongchen, always eager for a good show.

Ye Nanxiao squeezed her small hand. "It should be said that you still have the youthful spirit in your heart, and the youthful spirit is precious."

As soon as he finished speaking, a white figure appeared in front of him.

"Hey kid, you've got a sweet tongue today, you're really saying nice things!"

The newcomer was none other than Xian Lin'er, dressed in a smart-looking long robe befitting the dean of the Soul Guidance Department, exuding competence.

"Dean Xian!" Ye Nanxiao and Meng Hongchen clasped their hands together in a gesture of respect.

Xian Lin'er raised her hands and placed them on Ye Nanxiao and Meng Hongchen's shoulders respectively.

"For the two of you, there's no need for the disciple's formalities! You're both special advisors to Shrek Academy's Soul Guidance Department, and super heroes whose names are etched in the academy's history! Don't stand on ceremony with me! Tonight, I'll set up a table in the inner courtyard, and we'll have a good drink!"

Xian Lin'er's face was rosy, and her usually stern brows had softened considerably. She was overjoyed because the success of the Battle Armor Advancement System was not only a celebration of the successful Soul Guidance Experiment, but also a landmark achievement for the Douluo Alliance in the history of Battle Armor development!
Ye Nanxiao readily accepted the invitation; he was naturally pleased to be invited to the banquet.

Meng Hongchen's face lit up with joy. Xian Lin'er's attitude made her realize that the New Mingde Hall and Shrek Academy were cooperating.

"We'll be there on time!"

"Sister Xian, you'll have to set up a lot of tables, I have a lot of people in my family!"

Ye Nanxiao grinned, revealing his gleaming white teeth.

He has a large family, and although some of the little ones have been a bit naughty and like to provoke others these past few days, he still managed to subdue them and coax them to sleep peacefully.

Xian Lin'er's smile froze slightly. She smiled and pointed at Ye Nanxiao, "You little rascal, you're really brave. Fine, bring as many as you want, and I'll set up as many tables as you want! By the way, if you can give birth to a child within my lifespan, I'll give you as many red envelopes as I can carry!"

Ye Nanxiao is a person who likes to joke around with acquaintances and enjoys eating lavish meals.

Xian Lin'er declared today, "If you're so capable, Ye Nanxiao, have a few more children. This dean has plenty of money!"
Upon hearing this, Ye Nanxiao's lips stiffened, and he realized something was wrong.

Before he could even speak, he felt Meng Hongchen grasp his hand tightly.

This is an implication, and a very direct one at that.

Ye Nanxiao could feel Meng Hongchen's burning gaze, staring straight at him, without even turning his head.

"No problem, no problem. I'll have ten or eight kids and form a small team. Just you wait and see, Fairy Sister!"

Having lived for so long, Xian Lin'er could naturally see through Meng Hongchen's little tricks, but she didn't think much of it. After all, youth is a beautiful time.

After a brief conversation, Xianlin'er prepared to leave.

She came to the main gate specifically to hang a banner, just to see the reaction of the Martial Soul Department. Now the effect is excellent, and she is in a very good mood.

"Remember to attend the academy-wide awards ceremony tomorrow. If you don't come, then there's no need for anyone else to receive an award."

After leaving behind a sentence, Xian Lin'er turned around and took a few steps. In an instant, she shrank the distance to an inch and disappeared as a black dot.

Ye Nanxiao didn't mind showing off and getting rewards, after all, his statue had already been erected in the Soul Guidance Department and the Academy Square.

As for the original statue, Elder Xuan said that Shrek Academy has produced many talented people in every generation. In this era of great development of soul tools, the academy should embrace the times, set a new standard, and show a new look. Then he casually moved the statue of the first generation of Shrek Seven Devils to the back mountain.

Instead, a new generation of Shrek Seven Devils followed behind Ye Nanxiao's statue.

Ye Nanxiao originally wanted to offer a suggestion: instead of a statue, he should just use a large soul-guided screen to play his personal introductions in rotation, so that his statue wouldn't be polished to a shine by passing students.

In his memory, a certain statue received the same treatment, its colors so vibrant they were even more authentic than a monkey's buttocks.

"Darling, you must have something you want to say to me, right?" Meng Hongchen didn't care what Ye Nanxiao was daydreaming about at the moment.

All she knows is that if she works hard, she can still have a baby now.

That was a blessing from an elder, and also from someone at the top of the world.

Ye Nanxiao subconsciously raised his hand to cover his waist, and when he turned to look at Meng Hongchen, the radar in his mind went off like crazy.

Oh no! My kidneys!
Just then, Yan Shaozhe, who had just been shown up, slowly walked over, his resentment growing stronger with each step.

"Nanxiao, what do you think of our Martial Soul Department?"

Ye Nanxiao's eyes instantly lit up with golden light.

Old Yan! You've come at just the right time!
Before Yan Shaozhe could finish speaking, he saw a blur appear in front of him.

The next moment, he felt his legs lift off the ground and he was lifted up.

"Old Yan! To be honest, I have a lot of inspiration for the development of our Martial Soul Department! Mengmeng, I'm going to go and record these inspirations with Dean Yan! You go back and wait for me to come back and cook dinner!" (End of Chapter)