10,000 Ways to Clear Players.

Chapter 211 Lin Bai's Wonderful Metaphor

[Rhetorical techniques can improve the expression effect, make your language more vivid, vivid, and concise, and can turn plain into vivid, profound into simple, and cumbersome into simple; making good use of rhetoric will make your language more beautiful. Use metaphorical figures of speech within twelve hours.Bonus: Double the decibel level of your speaking voice. 】

You laugh when you see me is actually a passive skill.

When Lin Bai is happy, no matter how sad or angry the people around him are, they can't help but smile.

At present, Lin Bai has not found any use for this skill.

However, the rewards for the following missions are a bit scary, and quite practical.

Doubling the volume may not help, but doubling the intensity is not.

It wasn't simply turning him into a megaphone.

As long as the volume of speaking is loud enough, doubling the decibel value can turn him into a humanoid self-propelled cannon.

Say so!

The normal speaking volume of ordinary people is about [-] decibels, and the maximum decibels that humans can shout is about [-] decibels.

After doubling, two hundred decibels is roughly equivalent to the sound of a nuclear explosion.

In other words, Lin Bai raised his voice, which probably deafened the people around him.

If he blesses spiritual power or internal power, to a certain extent, he can shock people to death, or tear them apart with sound waves...

In the movie "Kung Fu", the little dragon girl used a big bell and a lion's roar to set off a strong wind, break doors and windows, defeat the evil god of fire cloud, and double the volume, which is much more terrifying than her lion's roar.

Moreover, the sound wave is a range attack, as long as you have a voice, it is a more powerful attack method than the lightning storm released by the recording pen.

Unexpectedly, the biggest attack skill is brought by the big language system.

Lin Bai secretly rejoiced that it was indeed the right decision not to give up any tasks. There are so many systems, who knows what powerful rewards to give!
As for the metaphors required by the mission, they just opened their mouths...

Lin Bai didn't know what the ultimate reward was given by the big language system at the end, but if it continued, it would probably not be a problem to return to Earth as a writer.

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"Leader, do we need to discuss any strategy in advance?" Seeing that Lin Bai had returned to his normal speaking mode, Ge Feiyun leaned forward and asked, "The Chaoyuan Sword Sect fights locally, and Yaowanggu provides them with pills. , We are afraid that there will be casualties when we deal with it.”

"Master Ge Gu, even if I have made a perfect countermeasure, will you all obey the arrangement like worker bees who are working hard to gather honey?" Lin Bai looked at Ge Feiyun and asked with a smile. The double reward is too tempting, so I can't wait to start a new round of tasks.

The rhetorical technique of metaphor basically does not affect daily communication.

He was a master at making sentences in elementary school, it's too easy to use this way of speaking!

……

Worker bees working hard to gather honey?
WTF?

Ge Feiyun was puzzled, but she understood what Lin Bai wanted to express. Affected by the skill, she couldn't help smiling: "What did the lord say? We and those pious orthodox sects are natural enemies. If we finally have a chance to destroy them, we will naturally do our best."

MBD!
Can't laugh anymore.

There is no way to judge each other's true thoughts based on their expressions!
Can't the cheating skills be linked with the emotional system to judge whether I am really happy or fake?

I just smiled habitually, how did you conclude that I was in a happy state?

Sweeping around, seeing a large group of sincere smiling faces, Lin Bai restrained his smile, and said seriously: "It is I who treat the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain. I will swoop down from the sky like a soaring eagle , to show the power of the law to those rabbit-like opponents. You just need to retract your heads into the shell like a tortoise and protect yourself.”

"..."

Ge Feiyun had black lines all over his head.

Xin Shang and the others cast strange glances at Lin Bai at the same time.

What eagle?
what turtle
What is this guy doing again?
Can you speak seriously?

"Leader, has your speech skills improved?" Xin Shang asked tentatively.

"Master Xin, you are as smart as a bear that just woke up from hibernation when it was looking for food." Lin Bai gave Xin Shang a thumbs up, and couldn't help smiling.

has been compared to a bear.

Xin Shang's face just sank, but as Lin Bai's smile bloomed, he followed suit with a smile.

The completely uncontrollable smile finally made Xin Shang realize that something was wrong,

It's obviously not something happy, why is he laughing?
But when he saw all the people around Lin Bai showing the same smile, a creepy feeling immediately hit his heart.

He wanted to restrain his smile.

But the muscles on his face seemed to be frozen, and he couldn't change his expression no matter what.

Damn!

What happened in the end?

Xin Shang is going crazy.

He thought he had gradually adapted to Lin Bai's crazy rhythm.

But he found that he couldn't even control his smile, and the panic in his heart almost broke through the sky. When did he get caught?

[Fear from Xin Shang, Ge Feiyun, Zhao Tulong, Qingyu, Daoxu... +[-]+[-]+[-]+[-]]

Everyone was smiling, but the emotion conveyed was fear. Lin Bai looked around and sighed inexplicably, well, he couldn't help smiling again.

The painting style of this broken game has become more and more distorted by him. If he continues, he will have no friends and go farther and farther on the road of loneliness.

"Leader, our smile?" When Lin Bai's smile was put away, Xin Shang regained the control of his facial expression. He resisted the throbbing in his heart and asked tentatively.

"My law practice is like a rocket soaring into the sky, and I have taken a big step forward on the road to becoming the way of heaven. At this time, my influence on you is like the sun on everything. When the sun rises, everything wakes up, and at sunset, everything rests." Lin Bai Looking around at everyone, he said proudly, "Of course, don't be as scared as the little white rabbit seeing the big bad wolf, and get used to my influence on you like the spring breeze blowing across the earth. When I become the heaven one day, the world will be like snow As calm as falling from the sky."

"..." Xin Shang listened to this series of troubling metaphors, and tried to distinguish for a long time before he understood what Lin Bai was talking about. He swallowed and asked, "Master, what do you mean? As the Dharma improves, your smile will affect the people around you.”

"Your comprehension ability is like water that has just boiled, and it has bubbled." Lin Bai gave a thumbs up again, and the corners of his mouth raised upwards.

"..."

Xin Shang, Ge Feiyun and the others looked at each other, looking at the smile on each other's face that was carved out of a mold, wanting to cry but no tears, anyone who wants to explain it is not true, I have to fight with him desperately, no wonder the law is such a way of practice No one has practiced it for tens of thousands of years, but the Gate of Justice can find a lawful practice method, there should be no normal people there!
What's the matter?

……

MMP!
Come on, some powerful people, and kill this lunatic!

I can't take it anymore!

Two lines of tears fell down Daoxu's cheeks, he obviously hated Lin Bai to death, but he still smiled unconsciously under the influence of Lin Bai, he was really going to collapse.

If he had known that he would be reduced to where he is today, he would have given up on whatever he said back then and left...

……

"When I laugh, everyone will laugh too, but it has no effect on your other aspects, just like the wind and the cow." Lin Bai explained with a straight face.

He felt that it was necessary for him to change his current way of treating people with kindness. Although everyone was smiling at him, everyone around him was smiling the same way. Regardless of their mood, from his own point of view, it was quite good. Infiltrating!
"Xiao Qi, isn't Master always like this?" Hu He looked at Lin Bai's back and asked worriedly.

"No." The little white fox blinked his eyes a few times, and said, "He doesn't practice words so frequently on weekdays. It should be that a big battle is coming, and he needs to deepen his cultivation! Mother, just get used to it, and it's not too late. Forget it, when the master practiced the way of anger, he was the one who caught whoever he was!"

"..." Hu He was speechless.

……

"[-]"

"Nowadays, I can only express my feelings at the moment. There are holes in my planning head. How did he figure out this way of practice!"

"With shopkeeper Lin around, the game won't fall."

"After reading many NPCs, shopkeeper Lin is still the most coquettish!"

"There is no such thing as mental illness, and no one can imitate Shopkeeper Lin's temperament. I just like the way he is serious about his practice and his words follow the law."

"Please, what makes you think shopkeeper Lin is not crazy?"

"I don't want shopkeeper Lin to be overthrown more and more. He has become my source of happiness and a database of knowledge. If shopkeeper Lin is overthrown, I don't even know what life is worth!"

"Brother upstairs, I understand happiness, but what can you learn from shopkeeper Lin?"

"I have learned his exquisite language, and learned his thick skin. Since paying attention to shopkeeper Lin, my salary has increased, my girlfriend has been found, and I don't even lack words for writing essays!"

"You're still writing essays, just like shopkeeper Lin's crazy metaphors, if you really dare to write on the paper, the teacher will dare to give you zero eggs."

"My admiration for shopkeeper Lin is like the hydrogen balloon released by the kid next door. It's so fucking heavenly!"

"My love for shopkeeper Lin is like loving the pies made by the pretty widow next door. I look forward to it every day"

"Everyone here is an excellent candidate for the Dao of Heaven, and they are all sent as a foil to shopkeeper Lin, just like a teapot with several teacups..."

"You only care about shopkeeper Lin's metaphor, but don't you think about his smile?"

"His smile is as sweet and lovely as that of technician Red Romance No. [-]."

"Fuck off, shopkeeper Lin's smile not only affects NPCs, but also affects players, don't you think it's strange?"

"I don't think it's weird, I just think it's scary. At first I thought it was fun, but when everyone in the live broadcast showed the same smile, it gave me the feeling that I was watching a horror movie, don't mention how awkward it is."

"I don't mean that, I mean, is it normal for mental skills to affect players?"

"NPC skills can kill players, why can't spiritual skills affect players?"

"The body that moves in the game belongs to the game company, but the mind that controls that body belongs to us. Theoretically speaking, if we want it to cry, it will cry, and if we want it to laugh, it will laugh. But now, the smile is out of our control, don’t you think it’s scary? This means that the game company can control our thoughts!”

"You think too much. Game companies don't need to control our thoughts at all. They just need to control our bodies in the game and make them smile. Xin Shang and others also laughed with shopkeeper Lin, but they still Have a mind of your own!"

"That's right, don't spread conspiracy theories. When you play games, you lie in the game cabin. It's too easy for game companies to kill you, so there's no need to go to such trouble..."

"Life is short, enjoy yourself in time. Instead of worrying about what you have and what you don't have, it's better to care about when the next batch of accounts will be issued by the game company? I can't wait to join the gang of beggars."

……

[Lonely old man] always pays attention to the overall development of the situation.

For a while, he watched the videos of the players from the Chaoyuan Sword Sect, and for a while he paid attention to the attitude of the peripheral players towards the Justice League.

Coordinating a large gang of 3000 people is not easy. He must ensure the healthy development of the beggar gang and the interests of the advertising sponsors, so that the next battle will be as exciting as possible, so that the players will not even face each other like last time. Lu, Lin Bai took care of everything.

The beggar gang seems to make a lot of money, but the money is not easy to get.

and so.

When He Qin and others expelled the players, they discussed countermeasures behind closed doors;

When the Transformation Pill was exposed, Yushouzhai drove thousands of monsters to support the Chaoyuan Sword Sect;
When Tang Lanling and others took the players to act as phones, go to Zhengqizong to ask for help and other things to gather together.

[Lonely old man] is happy, because it means variables, and there are variables, and the battle will be exciting.

otherwise.

Only let shopkeeper Lin show off alone, and sooner or later the beggar gang will fall...

Shopkeeper Lin is too shrewd. Compared with him, other NPCs are like wood, that is, [Lonely Old Man] eats Lin Bai’s food. The NPC was used as the background board by Lin Bai, and the account was deleted early and no longer played.

And when [Lonely Old Man] saw that Lin Bai's smile could influence the players, he finally sighed silently.

Lin Bai grew up too fast.

Although the players are trying to justify the game, there are many smart people. Lin Bai's skills can affect reality, and the fact that the opposite is a real world thing may not be hidden for long.

During the two days when Lin Bai left, [Laomi] almost ignored the affairs of the beggar gang, and spent the whole time in the city lord's mansion, even ignoring his girlfriend [japonica rice].

During Lin Bai's expedition, [The Lonely Old Man] spent some time searching and investigating the game company's background, personnel composition, etc., but found nothing.

As for the game version number, it can be found, but with the game's official technology, and the copyright certificate, the game version number can't be more normal.

Maybe it's not just the players in the game that are troublesome, but also the real world. The game "Xianxia World" has only been out for two or three months, and it has already subtly affected all walks of life!

[Lonely old man] sighed again, not knowing what kind of waves will be caused in the real world when everything explodes...

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(End of this chapter)