10,000 Ways to Clear Players.

Chapter 212 Players are also Shit Stirring Sticks

Chaoyuan Sword Sect Alliance is doing all kinds of preparations to meet the enemy in an orderly manner.

Look at the Justice League.

Players are tempting monsters and holding billboards to cooperate with the promotion.

Alliance members are either wandering around, looking for a suitable love partner around the fairies in Baihua Valley;

Either muttering warm words, imitating Lin Bai's practice of following the law;
Either buy a kitchen knife from someone from the sky, and pick all kinds of wild vegetables and meat from the mountains to practice knife skills;
The leader even said various inexplicable metaphors in an inconspicuous way...

It's not so much the Justice League, it's better to say it's the Justice Madhouse.

That's right.

Driven by Lin Bai's own efforts to present facts and reason, all alliance members completely believed that the law was true.

……

The Chaoyuan Sword Sect is also located in the deep mountains and dense forests.

from a distance.

Several main peaks look like sharp swords rising into the sky, piercing the sky.

As the distance gets closer, you can see more than a dozen sword boats floating on the periphery of the Chaoyuan Sword Sect. The disharmony is that there are many vertical banners hanging on the boats. Most of the vertical banners are red, with golden characters written on it:
"Fei Peng Motor wishes the Chaoyuan Sword Sect a complete success in the defense battle, you Fei Peng, I am Fei Peng"

"Jiangling Pharmaceutical and the Yaowanggu all wish the Chaoyuan Sword Sect success, you just fight, we have the medicine"

"Give the computer a galloping heart, Langchi chip, change the world from a small point"

……

The Justice League is no different here.

On the Baihuashuo, Flame Boat, Hanging Talisman and other means of transportation, the disciples of the Beggar Clan also erected banners and lowered their banners.

"Your life is accompanied by me, and the health toothpaste cleaner is named the battle of justice"

"Aromatic and silky, from the tongue to the heart, the ultimate enjoyment, hibiscus chocolate, sweeter than Lin Bai's eloquence"

……

Advertisement banners made the battlefield look like the opening ceremony of the sports meeting.

Players can't play a role in this kind of battle, but they are not idle. They are scattered in every corner of the battlefield, start the live broadcast, record the battle situation in an all-round way, read the advertisements, chatter about the explanation, and interact with the barrage ...

original.

They are silent and use private chat to interact with the audience.

However, a certain player inadvertently read the commentary to the audience in the game, which attracted the attention of low-level monks who were also not qualified to participate in the battle. After a wave of traffic was exposed.

A group of players seemed to have found the gate of the new world, they stopped sneaking and commented in private chats, completely let go, and started intimate interactions with the surrounding NPCs.

"Lanxin chewing gum, fresh breath all day long. Brother Qian, I believe you have read Justice Weekly, and you know a little about Lin Bai. How long do you think our Sword Sect can survive under the iron heel of the Justice League?"

"The Chaoyuan Sword Sect must win." Senior Brother Qian who was being interviewed twitched violently, glared at the player, and said coldly.

"Senior brother has a lot of confidence in our Sword Sect!" [Ximen Sword Master] smiled, and then asked, "Master Lin has the bow of love, do you want to predict who our Master He will hold hands with to succeed? Or you I hope Sect Master He can form a Taoist partner with someone on the battlefield?"

"..." The army was pressing down on the situation, and the future was uncertain. The senior brother surnamed Qian was originally nervous, and a string was tense in his heart. When he was disturbed by the player, he couldn't help but flew into a rage. Nonsense, believe it or not, I slashed you with a sword."

"I was wrong, senior brother, I'm going to get out now, don't disturb senior brother watching the battle." [Ximen Sword Master] apologized with a smiley face, while turning around and thinking, "Everyone saw the relaxed atmosphere over there with Shopkeeper Lin In comparison, the mentality of the low-level cultivators of the Chaoyuan Sword Sect has collapsed..."

"..."

Senior Brother Qian clenched the sword in his hand tightly. If he was not afraid of making a random move and affecting the overall situation, he would have killed this nagging senior brother with a single sword.

He just took a breath and calmed down.

A voice next to him came to his ears again: "Brother, have you considered joining the Gate of Justice after defeat?"

……

Chaoyuan sword sect.

Masked in black, with only two eyes exposed, He Qin looked at the battlefield like a stage with a complex expression, and unconsciously twitched his brows: "Sin, what a good world has been turned into by this group of people !"

"It was all brought down by Lin Bai." Guan Pengfei smiled wryly, "Although the first man from heaven escaped, he still obeyed the order. If you follow suit, it will be like a spark that starts a prairie fire, which is out of control.”

"If we can get rid of Lin Bai this time, we must clean up this advertising chaos." He Qin's eyes were cold, "The atmosphere is smoky, with this gang of black sheep, the Sword Sect will have no peace, and sooner or later it will come to an end."

"I'm afraid it's not easy to solve." Guan Pengfei said, "Unless there are powerful people who can speak out in both good and evil ways at the same time, and then set the rules, otherwise the problem of the man from heaven will never be solved..."

His voice stopped abruptly, and at the same time, a fine layer of sweat oozed from his head, isn't that what Lin Bai's Justice League did?
Lin Bai is the root cause of the trouble, and it is also the panacea to solve the trouble.

Damn it, is he really trying to save the world?

Obviously.

He Qin also thought of this, and turned his head to look at Guan Pengfei: "Calm down and concentrate on fighting, there will always be a way to solve the problem."

……

The Justice League is fairly stable here.After all, with Lin Bai, all kinds of small actions of the players are inconspicuous at all, and will not affect their mentality at all.

Compared with He Qin and others, members of the Justice League such as Zhao Tulong are more worried about being plotted against by their leader on the battlefield.After all, Lin Bai's way of law is hard to guard against, and Lin Bai has a pure heart, so it is not surprising that he does anything!
As the battlefield approached, Xin Shang and others regretted that they didn't spend their time trying to please Lin Bai and prove their importance to him when they were in Gancheng. Maybe he would show mercy to his subordinates...

……

Lin Bai stood on the bow of Baihuasuo, with the little white fox in his arms, and behind him were the two puppet generals Daoxu and Pei Yanzong, as well as the card fighters who had been subdued in the previous battle.

These card fighters are all Jindan cultivators. After Lin Bai shared the skills of Pei Yanzong and Pei Yanzong, their spiritual power can only be regarded as icing on the cake.But what Lin Bai wants is not their spiritual power, but the various skills they have mastered. On the battlefield, one more skill means more life-saving capital...

On the surface, his strength is superior, but Lin Bai knows that the strength gathered around him is simply insignificant. Once he is at a disadvantage, Xin Shang and others may turn around and turn their backs.

And his trump cards, Cupid's Arrow, Moon Lao's Red Line, and cards, are limited in number...

……

"Master, what can I do?" Standing beside Lin Bai, Hu He felt the soaring murderous aura coming from Chaoyuan Sword Sect, his voice trembled a little.She is just a three-tailed demon fox practicing in the mountains and forests. She is not good at fighting head-on with the charm technique. She always turns around and runs away when encountering human monks. She has never seen such a big scene. If she hadn't instinctively approached Lin Bai and wanted to protect him, He took his family and turned around and took refuge in the mountains and forests.

"Hide in the coffin-like room at the back, guard those flower-like children, and quietly appreciate the heroic demeanor of your god-like master." Lin Bai turned his head and smiled at her.

Hu He smiled helplessly. She looked at the Chaoyuan Sword Sect on the opposite side and said, "I want to protect Master like Xiao Qi."

"My warm embrace like a stove can only hold one person!" Lin Bai said, "Fox He, make the right choice, don't be a stubborn mouse-like drag bottle."

Oil bottle?
Hu He's expression darkened, he nodded, and retreated: "I understand."

talking room.

The mist rose from the forest, gradually covering the gate of the Chaoyuan Sword Sect.

Unlike the evil five sects, the Chaoyuan Sword Sect Alliance took an overall defensive position and was not in a hurry to attack. After all, the longer it was delayed, the more likely Zheng Qizong's reinforcements would arrive, and their chances of winning would be greater.

"Master He, hiding your head in a shell like a tortoise, is that your way of welcoming guests?" Lin Bai's voice intensity task had not yet been completed, and he shouted with enough internal strength, "I came here with good intentions , It’s like the drizzle in spring, which can nourish your dry desert-like heart, why not open the mountain gate wide. Let’s open up our hearts like the long-lost leader and benefactor, and talk about joining the Justice League, okay?”

He Qin had black lines all over his head, and he lowered his voice: "Tong Cha, does Lin Bai keep talking like this?"

Tong Cha said: "It should be practicing how to speak freely, he speaks quite normally on weekdays."

"You can't say what you say?" He Qin was stunned.

"Master, on the battlefield, he is still practicing how to say what he says. Could there be some conspiracy?" Guan Pengfei asked worriedly.

"Calm down, don't be intimidated by him, stay the same and respond to all changes." He Qin said, "According to the original plan, as long as he doesn't take the initiative to attack, we will drag him until Zheng Qizong's reinforcements, our The odds are greater.”

"The Justice League is the greatest alliance, just like a towering snow mountain, pure and sacred, why does Head He refuse new affairs like an ostrich with its head buried in the sand!" Lin Bai didn't think so much, "I brought Come full of sincerity, as sincere as the first glass of milk in the morning..."

"Let go of your defenses, just like a bird will not guard against the food that its mother brings to its mouth, I promise that after joining the Justice League, the Chaoyuan Sword Sect will treat each of you kindly, just like I will not hurt ants on the ground. "

"If I really fight, I will be as ruthless as the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves. Do you know who is on my side? The head of the Blood Shadow Sect, Xin, is as strong as a bison; the leader of the Xuanming Sect, Shen, is as vicious as a giant python in the forest..."

……

Lin Bai practiced unscrupulously in front of the two armies, Xin Shang and others felt embarrassed, and admired Lin Bai's face, but they didn't think there was anything wrong?
But when Lin Bai's metaphor was applied to them, they couldn't take it anymore, and their faces were like monkey's butts.

really.

The leader never cared about their face and dignity!

What the hell is this?
Are you going to laugh each other to death?
Scolding is also scolding the other party, what the hell is it to catch one's own harm?

Don't you really think eagle and python is a good word?

"Leader, why don't we fight!" Xin Shang bit the bullet and said, "It's really not possible, the Blood Shadow Gate can play forward, and test the truth for the Justice League!"

"Master Xin, don't be anxious like an ant on a hot pot. When my words mature naturally like autumn fruits, I can say a few words casually, and He Qin will be caught like a turtle in a urn. Grab it from the hole." Lin Bai glanced at Xin Shang, smiled and continued, "The blood of members of the Justice League is as precious as gold, and cannot be shed at will."

There was a smile on Xin Shang's face, but his voice was bitter: "Leader, if you practice following your words, you can scold the other party, maybe you can scold them."

"Master He Qin, I used to think that the Sword Immortal is as lonely as the green pine on the mountain, but when I saw him today, I realized that the Sword Immortal is as cowardly as a rabbit. The flying sword should be sharp and invincible like a red-hot iron piercing into the white snow. But in the hands of Sect Leader He, even the fire stick in the old lady's hand is not as good as..."

"Master." Guan Pengfei said.

"Don't pay attention to him." He Qin chuckled, "The more he yells like this, it proves that he dares not attack. It really is all childish tricks that don't stand on the stage."

……

"Fuck, don't both sides fight?"

"Treasurer Lin, where are your lightning storms, cut them!"

"We are here to watch the Xianxia War, not to listen to your Chinese class."

"Lin Bai wants to surrender without fighting. People from the Chaoyuan Sword Sect wait for time to save the soldiers. The current situation is the best choice for both sides."

"Have you ever seen a real martial arts fight? It's not as exciting as in the movies at all. It's almost like a gangster fighting on the street. It's not good at all."

"I know this is the best choice, but they take a day, so we have to wait a day? Who knows when shopkeeper Lin's speech can be practiced?"

"That's right, even if gangsters fight, it's better than nothing. It's so lonely to watch. Isn't our time money?"

"Where are the members of the Beggar Gang? Tell shopkeeper Lin, the battle is not exciting, who will watch your live broadcast in the future? Who will advertise for you?"

"If you drag it on, it will be canceled!"

"I have a way to break the deadlock, but it may make the beggars offend shopkeeper Lin."

"Say."

"Let the members of the beggar gang recite the incantation of palm thunder. There are almost 1000 members of the beggar gang in the past. If they recite the spell at the same time, the lightning from shopkeeper Lin will not be held in his hand, and it is impossible to throw it at his own head. !"

"Wonderful!"

"[-]!"

"Chant the spell!"

"Chant the spell!"

……

a time.

On the barrage in front of the beggar players, all the same barrage floated. No matter how ingenious Lin Bai's metaphor was, it was not as exciting as fighting with live ammunition!
On the Hundred Flowers Shuttle, the players of the Beggar Clan looked at each other, and started a private chat: "Do you want to read?"

"Read it, we have to make money. If we drag it on like this, we have breached the contract. The advertising banners of the Chaoyuan Sword Sect are covered by fog, and the advertisers have already expressed their opinions."

soon.

The players of the beggar gang reached a consensus.

You can't get stuck with money.

As for shopkeeper Lin, he still wants to rely on players in the future, so if he offends him, there should be no problem...

"Gan!"

Lin Bai heard the player's private chat, and couldn't help cursing secretly, playing the piano randomly, disrupting his plan, since he came to the Chaoyuan Sword Sect, he didn't plan to waste a day.

He originally planned to use the formation of the two armies to polish Xin Shang and others, so as to completely return them to their hearts.

just now.

All destroyed by players.

When "there is a Cui thick leg in front of the mountain..." the tongue twister suddenly sounded from the opposite side.

There was an uproar in the Chaoyuan Sword Sect, and He Qin was pleasantly surprised, and smiled triumphantly: "The people who descended from the sky are indeed a bunch of mobs!"

　In the previous chapter, Lao Wei made a mistake about the unit of measurement of volume, so it has been revised, but it does not affect the reading.Thank you lovely readers for your corrections, knowledge as fresh as freshly squeezed milk has increased.

　　
　
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