Daming Taoist Medicine

Chapter 265 Chapter 265
Yang Fan said displeased: "If I learn your kung fu, wouldn't I become your successor?"

The mummy asked back: "I have referred to the "Tao Te Ching", so am I Feng Qingyang's disciple? My kung fu of 'breaking the river with one finger' was only realized in conjunction with the "Huang Di Nei Jing", so I am Isn't he the descendant of the Yellow Emperor?"

Yang Fan said proudly: "I don't learn from you."

The mummy said indifferently: "If you don't learn, don't learn. When the time comes, you will improve your level and compete with me. If you lose the first time, I will kill your son. If you lose the second time, I will kill your daughter."

Yang Fan: "You..."

The mummy joked: "What are you?"

Yang Fan said calmly: "Are you not afraid that I will kill you?"

The mummy said provocatively: "I'm afraid you won't be able to kill me."

Yang Fan thought in his heart: "He has been famous for a long time and has excellent martial arts skills. He has always been one of the best masters in the world. If I don't have complete confidence and rashly attack, I am afraid that the chances of winning are not great. If he does what he says and kills my dearest relatives, then what should I do? Forget it, it doesn’t matter if you learn his kung fu, it’s just for knowing yourself and the enemy, and you don’t need it in the future.” Thinking through this, Yang Fan began to meditate and practice, not wanting to talk too much about the mummy.

The mummy was sensible, and left straight away, and the second conversation came to an abrupt end.

It's just that after that, Yang Fan was sometimes drugged, and then had an absurd affair with a strange woman wearing a helmet.

Yang Fan couldn't take it anymore, so he had to force the mummy to show up again.

Seeing the mummy's complacent expression, Yang Fan felt even more displeased, staring at him with burning eyes, and asked, "Why?"

The mummy said: "Why?"

Yang Fan: "Why did you drug me? What do you think of me?"

The mummy smiled and said, "Did you know? There was an interesting story in Qingzhou recently. It was said that there was a horse without a rein. Going to other people's stables to seduce domestic horses, biting off other people's reins, and abducting many mares. It eloped with the harem and harmed the crops of many people along the way. Stopped the disaster, and built a horse farm for those horses."

Yang Fan asked, "What do you want to say?"

The mummy smiled and said, "You are my stallion."

Yang Fan became annoyed and said, "You...you...you are...a psycho."

The mummy laughed loudly and said, "Crazy is an incomprehensible genius, and a genius is a neurotic with sophistication. I'm very happy when you call me crazy."

Yang Fan was speechless.

The mummy smiled and said, "I'm in a good mood today, so let me tell you something that geniuses don't know, but crazy people know."

Yang Fan said displeased: "Can I not listen?"

The mummy said happily: "No."

Yang Fan: "Then please start your performance."

The mummy stood with her hands behind her back, pacing and saying: "When I was young, I was not good at martial arts, and I was always bullied for no reason. I made up my mind to combine poison with kung fu. I will poison anyone who bullies me, so that no one can Easily insulted, for this reason, I raised a lot of poisonous insects and snakes for research."

"But in this way, I need a lot of rats as feed. I don't like wasting time and effort, so I simply built a closed warehouse underground, through which food and water can be continuously fed. , I was thinking, in such a comfortable environment, the rats should keep multiplying? Guess what?"

Yang Fan said, "The mouse is dead."

The mummy looked at Yang Fan approvingly, and said, "That's right! Those rats that I thought would multiply without worrying about food, the number increased dramatically at first, but when the number reached a certain level, the male rats began to flourish. Resources are divided, the females are grooming and dressing up, and no longer actively breed offspring, because the big females will drive and suppress the young females, and the young females only want to cling to strong males with status, and wait long enough Then they began to fight and bite each other, the conflict intensified and finally war broke out, and the number of rats dropped sharply until they became extinct.”

Yang Fan frowned, listening attentively.

Mummy: "I did a few more experiments later, and the results were the same. I have to be embarrassed. I was puzzled, lost in thought, and opened the historical documents, only to find that we are actually the same as those mice. You see Look, which peaceful dynasties did not have a lot of power and restraint each other? Just think about it, which peaceful era did not flatter the superior and bully the inferior and attack each other? Which peaceful era did not start to turmoil because of uneven resources and polarization? History seems to tell me that as long as As the population increases and the time of peace lasts for a long time, most women start to use themselves as tools, and most men start to create conflicts and wars. Why is this? Why do you say this is?"

Yang Fan shook his head, unable to answer.

The mummy said: "I've been thinking about it for a long time, but I still can't figure it out. I peeked at the Buddhist scriptures, but I couldn't increase them. I peeked at the Taoist scriptures, but I couldn't fully understand them. There seemed to be some vague 'Tao' flashing past me. I think people need to use war and death to balance the population, people need to redistribute resources from time to time to promote prosperity, and people need to control the number of females to optimize their physique."

Yang Fan looked at the mummy and said, "So you prove the truth by killing?"

The mummy nodded and smiled, "Indeed."

Yang Fan shook his head and smiled wryly, "Crazy!"

The mummy asked rhetorically: "Your grandfather didn't think about treating humans as animals. He researched anatomy, invented surgery, and set a precedent in medicine at the expense of the world. Do you think he is crazy? His original intention and standpoint are naturally good. I understand and support you, but can you guarantee that he didn't accidentally injure his life?"

Yang Fan was speechless.

The mummy said again: "You are ashamed of the stallion and disgusted with my behavior, so you become angry and want to argue with me, but have you ever thought about it? In the ancient times when men and women were drinking blood, the relationship between men and women was not a simple relationship of reproduction. Is it wrong to snatch back and have a baby if you like it? Three media and five employments are full of beauty, marriage and wives are played, and the bridal chamber is full of festivities. Are these behaviors telling others that you are going to have sex with the opposite sex today? It took so much So much money, wasting so much energy, and doing the same thing as Shanghua Street, why don’t the world feel burdened but satisfied?”

Yang Fan was dumbfounded, feeling that his three views had been shattered.

The mummy asked again and again: "Is it true that if the Ming media is married, it will last forever? When others give money with gifts, they still have to call congratulations. Are they really sincere blessings? If the daughter-in-law is yours, but the child is not yours, the Ming media is marrying you." What's the meaning? If after marriage, it's the same bed with different dreams, the man is half-hearted, and the woman is gossip, isn't this wedding ceremony a big joke?"

Yang Fan opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word.

The mummy said: "Is it true that no one has thought about what I am a lunatic? You are the grandson of the doctor, and I still like him very much. Although you killed my disciple, I didn't want to take revenge. It’s just that I have been invincible for too long and lonely for too long. I want to inspire a young man like you who has both ability and morality to be my opponent, so as to add some fun. But when I think about it later, I still feel a little bad. In case you Wouldn't it be a pity to accidentally die at my hands? I heard that your son Yang Sifan was born with three flowers on his head, which is a physique that has never been seen before or since. I wondered, if you die, will you not be like this in the future? born? So..."

Yang Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "So you treat me like a stallion?"

The mummy nodded with a smile.

Yang Fan wondered, "Why do you wear helmets for those girls?"

The mummy replied: "I am afraid that you will see their faces, so I put helmets on them; I am afraid that you will hear their voices, so I gave them temporary dumb drugs."

Yang Fan: "You..."

The mummy joked: "You don't rely on your face and voice to reproduce. Why do you care about that? I'm afraid you're thinking too much, which distracts you from practicing martial arts."

Yang Fan said helplessly: "Since I hit you before, what did you say?"

The mummy chatted for a while, seeing Yang Fan absent-minded, he smiled and left with his hands behind his back.

From then on, Yang Fan began to immerse himself in practice, practicing martial arts with concentration, and the mummy was very knowledgeable, and occasionally drifted past the door, and never went in to talk crazily.

The daily meals are all brought by dumb women outside.

The woman in the helmet seemed to have changed four lip colors.

Yang Fan thought about his children and his wife's hatred, and devoted himself to studying various exercises.

From winter to spring, the sun and the moon rotate.

Time flies, time flies.

Six years have passed in a blink of an eye.

Although Yang Fan was brightly lit in the stone room, he was always focused on doing things. When he was serious, he often took a few days as if they were a day. In addition, the sun was out of sight, so he didn't know how long he was imprisoned.

After being promoted to the super realm, I wanted to win the martial arts competition so that I could go out as soon as possible, but I was afraid that after losing, the mummy would hurt the lives of his children, so I kept my restless mind and practiced martial arts as usual.It wasn't until one month ago that his realm improved, and he faintly realized that he had reached the unity of man and nature, so he earned the iron chains to find his way out of the house carefully.

He bent down against the wall, trying to catch the mummy by surprise.After walking out of the stone room, I realized that I was imprisoned in the mountain. The mountain was obviously man-made, the roads were complicated, and there were many stone rooms. Yang Fan used lightness kung fu to search carefully, and found iron chains and women's clothes in several stone rooms. This is the room used to hold the helmeted woman, and she is angry and murderous.

Yang Fan caught several people, only to find out under torture that they were all deaf-mute women, and he felt indignant.It turned out that in this huge mountain, not to mention mummies, there was not even a guard disciple left.

Although Yang Fan was angry, he didn't challenge the deaf-mute women. After asking the way out, he went to the lobby and saw a tall and mighty stone statue.

Yang Fan held a grudge, thought it was a stone statue like the Patriarch of Poison Valley, and wanted to smash it, and when he looked at it, he found the words "Baiqi Martial God" engraved on it. For Bai Qi as the ancestor.

Yang Fan didn't dare to be disrespectful to his ancestors, so he bid farewell to the stone statue and left angrily.After I came out, I took the clothes that a farmer’s family had spilled outside, put them on, and asked where they were. I didn’t know where to go for a while, thinking about my master’s sacrifice for the country, and I have never been filial. , I should always go to the master's tomb to talk, and after inquiring about the direction, I went to Chuanzhou.

Think about him, Yang Fan, a seven-foot man, a man of the hour, who was imprisoned to act as a stallion. If such a joke happened, Yang Fan felt ashamed to face others?So wearing a mask, he kept his identity secret.

This experience is really not easy for outsiders to explain, but the two senior brothers are both friendly elders and wise men, so he couldn't help but tell the backlog of experiences in his heart.

Immortal Dance, Gambling Shop, and Flower Street afterwards, Yang Fan also talked about it.

(End of this chapter)