Daming Taoist Medicine

Chapter 269: 269 Mud Monkey
Yang Fan asked: "Then how can you be sure that someone's qualifications are up to the standard?" The implication is that they can't carry corpses for you to count, right?

Kong Ru smiled and said, "What's so difficult about it? You only need to cut off the left ear. This will not cause too many murders, and it will also solve the problem of false claims and false reports."

Yuan Nong and Yang Fan looked at each other and smiled.

Yang Fan: "There will be countless bloodbaths in the rivers and lakes again."

Kong Ru sneered and said, "If there were no such bloody storms, there would be countless tragic tragedies in the dark mouse hole."

Yuan Nong: "This news needs to be signed by Junior Brother Kong Confucianism, sealed by Junior Brother Wen Wu, and then the government will spread it to the world."

Yang Fan looked curiously at Yuan Nong and then at Kong Ru, Wen Wu sealed the government's dissemination, and even Kong Ru's proclamation, he understood, but he really didn't understand why Kong Ru was required to sign.

Yuan Nong said flatly: "Your second elder brother has been teaching and educating people for decades. Juan's madness and eccentricities are tailored to individual conditions. There is no distinction between scholars, farmers, businessmen, and teachers. From his private school, three thousand disciples, 72 sages, and even officials in the court There is also your second senior brother's disciple, do you think that if your second senior brother's name is included in this proclamation, will it be very credible, and will it be more valued by the government?"

Yang Fan suddenly realized, and bowed in worship.

Kong Ru stood with his hands behind his back, and said indifferently, "Actually, my name is worthless, but my disciples are the ones who are worth it."

Yuan Nongdao: "Two days later will be the [-]th Dao Discussion Day every month. Since Junior Brother Kong is good at teaching and educating people, it's up to you to lecture on the scriptures and Dao at that time."

Kong Ru said seriously: "It's not right!"

Yuan Nong: "Why?"

Kong Ru: "To be honest, I may be able to speak the scriptures well, but the Tao is really lacking. Especially after the junior brother talked about the mouse experiment, and the senior brother explained the millennium situation of the Dao of Heaven, I vaguely felt another way of the Tao. Contour, now I need to shut up and enlighten, I really can't teach others immature things."

Yuan Nong and Kong Ru looked at Yang Fan together, and Yang Fan sneered, "What are you looking at me for?"

Kong Ru smiled and said, "Look at you."

Yuan Nong smiled and said, "You look young."

Yang Fan said with a bitter face: "I think you guys are looking at me as a cheater."

Kong Ru patted Yang Fan's shoulder and praised: "There are not many young people who are as self-aware as you are."

Yuan Nong patted Yang Fan on the shoulder, "There are not many outstanding young people like you who are self-aware. I am optimistic about you."

Yang Fan can't laugh or cry, isn't it said that you are very elders?How is it like this?However, I no longer evade the matter of discussing the Tao, and secretly plan to supplement the "Tao Te Ching" to help develop.

After chatting for a while, Kong Ru suddenly seemed to remember something, looked around, looked around, and asked, "Where are the sheep?"

Yang Fan loves his daughter eagerly, so he stretched his legs and looked around.

It turned out that Yuan Nong hid snacks in the room on purpose. How could Yang Yang let them go after seeing them?While the adults were chatting, I sneaked back to the room, climbed up and down, rummaged through boxes, took some here, put some there, and carefully restored the scene of the crime, being cautious, cute and interesting.

Outside the window sill, the three brothers looked at the stealing sheep and sheep through the window, and couldn't help laughing.

Yang Fan said worriedly: "Brother! If you pamper the child like this, will there be minor problems in the future?"

Yuan Nong said with a smile: "It's unfounded to worry about it. I also hide snacks for my granddaughter to find by herself. Only a child who can find something to eat is spiritual."

Yang Fan: "But like this..."

Yuan Nong interrupted in displeasure, "But shit, aren't you stupid? Can it be called stealing out of your own snacks? Isn't this to cultivate their observation and detection skills? Children's hearts are very clean, They know what's right and wrong, and what's right and wrong."

Yang Fan nodded indifferently, called Yang Yang, and saw Yang Yang running happily with open arms.

In a hurry, he stood panting in front of the three of Yang Fan, with his hands behind his back triumphantly, as if I wouldn't let you know what I was hiding.

Yang Fan asked, "What are you hiding?"

Yangyang: "Guess!"

Yang Fan: "I guess it's a flower."

Yangyang: "No! Guess again!"

Yang Fan: "A book!"

Yangyang: "No!"

Yang Fan: "A beautiful stone!"

Yangyang said excitedly: "You can't guess it?" He said and spread his palms, revealing all kinds of snacks.

"This is Grandpa Yuan's!"

"This belongs to Grandpa Confucius!"

"This is Daddy's!"

The sheep and sheep share the food seriously, with joy on their faces.

The three brothers each had a candy, and my father smiled with relief.

Yangyang suggested: "Shall I take you to catch fish?"

Couldn't this be eating people with soft mouths and short hands?
Yang Fan said angrily, "You're uneasy when your body is just right?"

Hearing her father's disapproval, Yang Yang's expression was depressed, Yuan Nong replied: "It's not in the way, more movement will help her to volatilize the medicinal properties."

Yang Fan immediately changed his words, "Then let's go!"

Yangyang smiled like a flower, leading the way ahead, raised his head and chest and became the leading brother, stopped at the fork in the road, and looked around calmly.

The three brothers are funny. The sheep and sheep were carried up the mountain by Confucius, and it is reasonable to not know the way down the mountain.

Yuan Nong laughed and said, "Why don't you lead the way?"

Kong Ru joked: "Could it be that you don't know how to get down the mountain?"

Yangyang snorted, raised her head, and said arrogantly: "Who said I don't know how to go down the mountain?" He chose a path and walked forward.

Not to mention, it's really the way down the mountain.

Kong Ru smiled and asked, "How do you know this is the way down the mountain?"

Yangyang laughed and said, "The water flows downhill."

It was only then that a few people noticed that there was a canal in the low-lying place on the side of the road that they would ignore if they didn't look carefully.Kong Ru's heart trembled, and he stopped talking.

Half an hour later, several people stopped by a half-dry pond, where Yang Fan found the sheep.

Yuan Nong stared intently at a tall rice plant in the middle of the pond, breathed impatiently, and muttered to himself: "Rice! It's rice!" After finishing speaking, he forgot to take off his shoes and stepped directly into the mud .

Yang Yang giggled and went into the water following Yuan Nong's example.

Yang Fan looked at Kong Ru in surprise.

Kong Ru: "Don't make a fuss, our senior brother is a farm idiot, those who don't grow millet, tall ones, short ones... even the special-looking dogtail grass are all treasures in his eyes, as long as you let him see them When he sees strange rice seeds, he will get carried away, and even his juniors will be forgotten."

Kong Ru was talking and laughing when a ball of mud splashed on his clothes. Yang Fan looked at Kong Ru and then at the sheep, wondering if he should reprimand him.

Kong Ru smiled warmly, kicked off his shoes and jumped into the river, "Okay, if you dare to hit me with mud, I'll see how to fix you." He bent down and grabbed the mud.

Yang Fan shook his head and smiled wryly, "well-dressed" stood on the bank and watched the fire from the other side, thinking: "These naive people don't think they're dirty."

With a bang, the clothes were smashed.

Yang Fan didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "You sneak attack!" As he spoke, he broke off his shoes and went to the next battle.

Kong Ru said with a smile, "I'm making a fool of myself."

Yang Fan: "The bad old man is very bad, give me a blow."

Kong Ru dodged and said, "I won't eat, thank you."

Yang Fan: "I have no grievances with you, why did you drag me into the water?"

Kong Ru righteously said: "Your daughter hit me, who else can I hit if I don't hit her father?"

Yang Fan: "I'm speechless."

The mud balls flew around, and a few were fighting.

When they came out again, they all became mud monkeys.

Yuan Nong smiled so much that he saw his teeth but couldn't see his eyes, holding the ears of rice contentedly.

The goat-and-goat tabby cat rolls mud with only its eyes exposed, hugging a big fish and enjoying itself.

Kong Ru and Yang Fan supported each other with one foot deep and one shallow foot, and went home smiling.

This kind of combination goes up the mountain, scaring people who come and go, and stay away. After knowing it, they are even more amazed. In the end, they all smiled and thought: the more you live, the happier you are, this is like a real master of Fangwai.

After a few people washed and washed, they pulled Wen Wu and Lei Yuanyuan to have a small meeting.

Wen Wude Yang Fan explained that buying land and building a village was not a matter of one day, and because things were complicated, it was not easy to do everything by yourself, so he allocated a huge sum of money to let Lei Yuanyuan bring some sisters to buy land and buy daily necessities , he took his disciples to contact craftsmen to purchase building materials.

This is indeed a good arrangement for knowing people and doing good things. The descendant of Lei Yuanyuan, a hero, has a special status. Not only is there no obstacle for her to contact the government, but the key point is that there are many benefits.Wen Wu already has the merits of building a concept, and he has acquaintances with many craftsmen. In addition, he is also regarded as highly respected here, so it goes without saying that he can get twice the result with half the effort.

Lei Yuanyuan: "I bought 80,000 acres of land and a large mountain forest. It cost [-] taels. It's just that some sisters said they want to be nuns. Let me ask you if it's okay?"

Yang Fan smiled and said: "Yes! Why not? There are nuns with bald heads, why can't there be Taoist nuns with long hair?"

Kong Ru interrupted: "You have a special status, it's not easy for you to say this, it seems to belittle other religions."

Yang Fan said with a sneer: "I was just joking. The second brother should know what I mean. I respect Buddhism, especially the eminent monks who have attained the Tao."

Kong Ru nodded and said, "Of course I understand what you said, but if you say it out of your mouth and then spread it, it won't be a joke at all."

Yang Fan nodded to be taught, and continued to Lei Yuanyuan: "I have no objection to sisters wanting to be Taoist nuns, that is, to build more houses, but I hope they don't regard Taoism as a way to avoid the world, and they should let go when they are sad." Just let it go, and marry when you meet a lover. Apart from cultivating Taoism and chanting scriptures, you must also spare time to work. You cannot transcend yourself in cultivating Taoism, but detaching yourself is a kind of cultivating Taoism. I will have a seminar in two days. Let them listen too."

(End of this chapter)