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Chapter 2202 Li Cang: No! Sisters? ?

Chapter 2202 Li Cang: No! Sisters? ?

A 121.6-kilometer alpine snow track for downhill running, with no backtracking the entire time. The track design is more exaggerated than some running games with nitrogen acceleration. Things like breakpoint resumption, spiral ascension, floating catapult, lightning nine-turn consecutive turns are all no problem. The key is that this thing is a battle royale mode. From the moment Li Cang saw the dozens of sickle-wielding men dressed in red and green gongs and drums, dressed as shamans and holding inflatable sledgehammers appeared in front of the track, he had been thinking about twisting the heads of these organizers off and using them as bowls.

What about prohibiting damaging obstacles and NPCs?

Is that true?

Do you think it sounds right to you?

Who the hell can escape the harvest of the sickleman on this crowded snowy road full of idle people? The permanent agility value of that thing is twice as high as mine!

No matter what he said or howled, he could not lose his character as a gambler. Amid the howling of ghosts and wolves, Li Cang concentrated his energy into his dantian, and squatted down suddenly. He used his own weight and left leaning to assist Huo Wen and the car body to complete an extreme drift with almost no deceleration, and successfully pushed the two cars and four competitors next to him into the range of the sickle man. The heavy artillery attacked, and the sound of the huge inflatable war hammer hitting the car body and the people was like thunder and lightning. One of the karts was overturned on the spot, and even bounced off the snow track and separated the man and the car in mid-air.

Huo Wen turned around and waved her fist at Li Cang: "Go!"

"Put on your gloves! It's cold!"

"Oh"

The damn host of the park's organizer was still explaining in an exaggerated tone, roaring: "Oh oh oh! Did you see that? Friends! Teacher Cang has such a beautiful curve of her hips sinking down! Girls! Remember this moment! Because it may be the only time in your life that you are lucky enough to witness such a beautiful scenery! Okay! Teacher Cang and contestant Huo Wen skillfully finished off two contestants at once! They cooperated very well! It didn't look like their first time at all! I didn't expect that our contestant Huo Wen, who looks so weak, is actually so brutal in his bones! Let's see if Teacher Cang and Huo Wen can catch up with the first echelon? Oh! Sorry! Unfortunately, they are now at the end of the second echelon! What awaits them will be the zombie roulette that was disrupted by the contestants in the first echelon!"

"I'm going to kill this idiot right now! I'm going to bury his mouth and tongue in formalin and potassium permanganate respectively!" Li Cang said angrily: "Wenwen, overtake, those two little bitches made a mistake, overtake them!"

"it is good!"

The two smiling girls in front of them seemed to have a telepathic connection. They suddenly turned around and gave the two of them a subtle smile. The collars torn open by the strong wind revealed not only the white cleavage but also a color combination that made Li Cang feel uneasy. It was the standard warm clothing for the park staff: "No! These two are not contestants! They are spies of the park!"

Sure enough, the two little girls laughed even more happily, and they leaned left and squatted, making the car turn sharply down, shoveling up a lot of hard snow on the ground and triggering some hidden mechanism at the same time.

I saw the snow track in front suddenly bounce up and turned into a slope with an angle of more than 45 degrees. The light of the accelerated catapult was particularly eye-catching. Then, as the slope rose, the impact of the flesh bombs released.

Dozens of huge fat zombies, each over eight meters tall and with a plain Michelin texture, were wrapped in purple slime bubbles and floating in the air, bouncing and colliding with each other irregularly, accelerating in all kinds of incredible ways.

duang~

At least a dozen or twenty karts were swallowed up by the sticky slime bubbles and became the companions of the fat zombies. All kinds of distorted laughs and screams mixed together in the air, creating a huge chaos.

Huo Wen: "Left! I'm going to speed up!"

Li Cang: "?"

The magician chose to believe Huo Wen. He pushed the ground with his legs and exerted great force. As his feet left the ground, he grabbed the rear pillar of the car with one hand and hung himself on the left side of the car like a flag. He pulled the car body to shift sharply. When the car was almost pulled upright by him, the catapult acceleration belt arrived.

"Whoosh~"

The tornado destroyed the parking lot. When Li Cang finished his nausea, the kart had left the bubble area and landed again. Huo Wen's eyes were filled with clear calmness and smiles. She even turned around and praised him by name while holding the steering wheel with one hand: "Li Cang, you are super awesome!"

Li Cangyun said calmly: "Thank you, thank you!"

Woo woo woo, what should I do since she is so handsome? When will I be able to hold the steering wheel with one hand? When the car is waiting at a red light?

35 minutes.

This is when the game ends.

When Li Cang and Huo Wen, whose brains had been shaken clean, went on stage to receive the award, they felt that their souls were still floating over the track, with all kinds of ping-pong sounds and the G-Force accelerating spiraling up to heaven.

"Third place! Miss Huo Wen and Teacher Cang from the Academy of Sciences! Teacher Cang? Teacher Cang! Oi! Receive the award!"

There is a bonus for the first place, two work point cards with a face value of RMB 6, ten-year use rights of the top floor in a new residential complex of Goldfish Real Estate, and two tickets to all entertainment properties under Goldfish including the theme park. But for the third place, there is only a -meter-tall zombie Hug Bear and two sets of ten-piece suits of Korean Industrial Art. There is no doubt that Huo Wen is controlling the points.

One minute to receive the award and one hour to take photos.

Li Cang and Huo Wen finally carried the snow-white zombie Hug Bear like a battering ram and carved a bloody path through the crowd: "This thing is a bit like the snow monster I fought before!"

This thing was made from the fur that had been skinned alive. It had nearly a meter-long piece of snow-white fur hanging all over its body. If it weren't for its extremely fat butt, it would be impossible to tell the head from the tail. It took Li Cang several minutes to find where its face was. Yes, it was indeed a bear.

Li Cang was carrying the Hug Bear, and Huo Wen was carried on the Hug Bear. The little girl who usually wanted to wrap herself up like a mummy when going out now took off her glasses, mask, hat and gloves. Her social phobia attributes declined sharply, and white steam rose from her body. She leaned forward and pointed hard: "That!"

"Play! I'm good at everything except driving!"

So the magician was shocked to see a row of big words on the banner in front of him: Angry Birds Challenge.

Eh?

No!

Sisters? ?

There were slingshots more than three meters high, snow walls and ice sculptures that were as high as thirty meters, and other buildings. The last few groups could not even be seen in their entirety. Then Li Cang looked at the football-sized snowballs piled under his feet, and he felt that his life had been ruined by Huo Wen, and his reputation had been ruined by one snowball.

It was already crowded when there were too many people, and under the gazes of tens of thousands of people in the audience, Li Cang's theorem of inaccurate shooting was directly elevated to a level that was almost truth and did not belong to it. Ten snow eggs flew out, but did not even leave a trace.

(End of this chapter)

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