The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 2203
Chapter 2203
After working for two hours, I only got a consolation prize in the end.
Li Cang, with a grin on his face, immediately sent a message to Jin Yujing, trying to deny the host's bonus performance, on the grounds that he was too noisy and affected his performance, and suggested hiring a mute next time.
Aunt Jin:
The ugly zombie bear was finally tied to the roof of the car in an extremely ugly posture. Huo Wen sat in the passenger seat, sipped the ice cream in her hand with her bloody lips, and then looked at the bears overflowing from both sides of the car. She repeated this and then squinted her eyes in pleasure.
The car rumbled back to Duan Li and Huo Wen's villa halfway up the mountain, and their life span was -2.
Duan Li stared in astonishment as the two men forced a huge object into the villa through the gate. He was speechless for a long time: "What is this thing?"
"Can't you see, bear?"
"I know it's a bear, but, forget it." Duan Li looked at Huo Wen, whose cheeks were flushed, and held her cold little hand, then reached out to touch her belly: "Wait, Comrade Li Gangtie, you wouldn't let Wenwen freeze outside for a whole day, would you? Is this how you date? Let alone finding a warm, big-bed room facing the sea with spring flowers blooming, you should at least give people food, and understand some worldly ways!"
Li Cang was confused and scratched his head: "Huh?"
They played from noon to early morning, and finally watched a fireworks show. The magician didn't even think of buying any snacks to fill his stomach. The ice cream before getting in the car was the only cold heat that Huo Wen had all day.
Huo Wen tiptoed to put a few pieces of clothes that were almost soaked with sweat into the dirty clothes basket, then ran to the sofa and poured herself a cup of something: "I'm not hungry!"
"I won't let you starve to death! Put it down! Do you hear me? You are not allowed to drink on an empty stomach!"
"It's cold!"
"Why weren't you cold just now?"
"forget!"
Duan Li rolled her eyes and said, "You two idiots, get out of here and take a shower right now. I asked my aunt to make something and ordered takeout, it will be here soon!"
Huo Wen turned around again and again, holding a small piece of clothing in her hand. She looked at Duan Li, as if she remembered something, and then looked at Li Cang, trying to maintain or even sublimate the hard-earned precious friendship with her own ability: "I, I can scrub my body now!"
The magician staggered and looked at Duan Li with disbelief in his eyes.
Duan Li was simply going crazy: "You! Is this what I usually teach you? This isn't an open-air hot spring, how come you can just scrub yourself?"
Huo Wen was confused for a moment: "But the swimming pool at home is also very big"
"Get in!!"
"Oh"
"What are you doing again?"
"Put on swimsuit"
Duan Li stared at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle with lifeless eyes, and said weakly: "Forget it, don't put it back. I've kept the constant temperature on the rooftop. I'm going to change into a swimsuit. Li Cang, there's one prepared for you in the guest room. Go find it yourself."
However, Huo Wen's eyes immediately became alert, staring at Duan Li cautiously taking a half step back, and then another half step back: "No! I won't wash with you! You only know how to bully me! You still want me to call you mom!"
Li Cang:─━_─━
Duan Li was sweating profusely, her body was shaking slightly as she gritted her teeth and clenched her fists. This honest child's safety declaration was not very harmful but very insulting. In short, Huo Wen was finally dragged into the shower room by Duan Li.
The sound of water dripping could be heard, and only Duan Li was still complaining in a bad tone.
In fact, Huo Wen's personality is very much like a piece of sticky fruit gummy candy. On the operating table, she is both civil and military, she can open the eyes of the gourd without hesitation and cut the ripper without shaking, and every cut draws blood. Outside of work, she is like a little bun who suffers from bullying. Duan Li used to teach her how to be a fierce and servile dog, how to deal with relationships with colleagues, and taught her all kinds of Duan's secret life skills. Although Huo Wen ignored everything he said and forgot about it as soon as she turned her head, after a few years, Duan Li has turned herself into a mother at a young age.
Li Cang had nothing to do, and by the time the two people came out of the shower, soft and wet, he had already heated up the dishes.
Duan Li stared at him suspiciously: "Why are you looking at emmmm so blankly all of a sudden?"
Li Cang wiped his tears with a tissue, feeling extremely sad: "I thought about heating the wine, timi, it suffocated me, that stuff is not 58 degrees at all, what degree is it?!"
Duan Li was speechless and choked: "Friends, wow, wow, what a treat. If Wenwen wants some chewy snacks, do you have to go out and fork a Huaxiong?" "71" Huo Wen held the hot wine bottle very preciously and said weakly: "You got the wrong one. Zhuyu doesn't mark the alcohol content. The greener the wine, the higher the alcohol content."
Li Cang opened his mouth and said, "Forgive me for my ignorance. I only knew that there are light-fragrance and sauce-fragrance types of liquor, but I didn't expect there is also a burning-fragrance type!"
Seeing that Huo Wen was about to pour herself a glass of wine, Duan Li was visibly panicking: "I-I-I can't drink this, I'll open a bottle myself, take it, take it!"
Huo Wen was aggrieved, but very serious: "But it's all scalded. The taste will change after you finish drinking it."
Li Cang watched Huo Wen sip the 1.5L of wine in the big champagne bottle shaped like Bamboo Rain into her thin lips and small mouth, without even changing his expression - speaking of Huo Wen, Li Cang's face was almost the same color as the wine.
"Then you are quite drunk~"
After watching to the end, the magician picked up the ice cola cup and sipped it to taste the Guojiao liquor. It was difficult to swallow, the alcohol was getting to him, and he was in a trance.
Duan Li bent two fingers and waved them in front of Li Cang: "What number is this?"
"Take it away, I don't like lotus stems!"
Huo Wen held the cup in both hands, blinking her big eyes with a hint of wickedness: "Cheers?"
"Dry!"
Li Cang grabbed the bowl quickly and decisively.
Duan Li bent another finger and sighed, "Didn't Aunt Rao say that his alcohol tolerance has increased, twice a day?"
Huo Wen looked at Li Cang eagerly, with her hands on the small pillow: "Medicinal wine is not wine!"
She kept the movement and bent one of her fingers, and with the other hand she was about to pinch Huo Wen's face: "It's all your fault, mom. My dream life event is going to be delayed by your little hoof this time!"
Huo Wen dodged: "What?"
"Sleep with him! That's right~"
Duan Li put away her fingers and Huo Wen put the pillow in place, just enough to place it under Li Cang's face before he hit the table. The two of them took out their cell phones on the spot, each holding their hands at a 45-degree angle, and took a series of high-intensity selfies.
Huo Wen understood and said solemnly: "I'll help you carry him to the bedroom. Sister Ma from the unit said that her husband is heavier than a corpse when he's drunk, and it's hard to carry!"
Duan Li began to grind her teeth: "Can we sleep just by carrying him inside?"
"So you can't sleep?"
"I'm sleeping, you little bitch." Duan Li shouted at high intensity: "You? You're still doing the coroner? You're still the surgeon? How did you learn physiology and hygiene?"
"I'm skipping a grade!"
"I don't believe you haven't seen it on your shredder!"
"Sister Ma and the others won't show it to me."
The child was too well protected. It was the most fatal thing for her to understand and not understand. Then Huo Wen mustered up about two and a half pounds of courage and raised her slender neck as if she had made a great determination. However, her voice was still soft, weak, and small. She dipped a little wine and gestured seriously on the table: "Don't be so disgusted with me. I have secretly read the book. I will draw a cross-section diagram for you to show you where the sensitive areas are. Bala Bala."
Duan Li: “.”
Well, there must be a madman or a fool between us.
(End of this chapter)
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