The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2204 Everyone is evil

She tossed and turned, hesitating over and over again for so long, and finally made up her mind to do it in one go, but in the end, she couldn't even get a bite of hot food to eat. Duan Li was filled with resentment, and with the evil intention of trafficking children and the despicable means of playing finger-guessing games and shaking dice, she forced her to kill Huo Wen as well. It was all your fault, you little hoof, for drinking and messing things up!

"You can actually walk to the bedroom by yourself. You're really good." The confused Li Zi staggered into the bedroom, hurting the enemy by a thousand and hurting himself by a thousand. He was so angry that he kicked Li Cang angrily: "Can you do this, little dog!"

The dog didn't move. Duan Li looked left and right, gritted her teeth, put on all her makeup, covered herself with a quilt, and headed for Tiheng Xiaohan!

However, it was easy to defeat Huo Wen but difficult to win over her alcohol tolerance. Duan Li was gritting her teeth and ready to bite someone one second ago, but the next second, as soon as she touched the bed, she was drunk and felt dizzy. She was half asleep and half awake, and she didn't know how long it had been. She felt as if the door was pushed open, and a small and exquisite black shadow muttered drunken words, and as usual, naturally and skillfully lifted the quilt and threw itself into her arms, and leaned over like a cool little octopus.

Li Cang's sleep duration this month has exceeded the limit. When he sobers up, he wakes up too.

It was not even dawn yet, but Duan Li's eyes were already twinkling slightly.

"Aren't you asleep?"

"I woke up earlier than you. I woke up as soon as you moved." Dalizi put her arms on Li Cang's shoulders and stretched herself lazily. Her beautiful figure was as soft as jade. When she smiled, her eyes would narrow slightly into a charming and seductive narrow line. Her eyes could speak better than her body: "Has anyone ever told you that you have a kind of baby-like purity when you sleep?"

Li Cang's eyes were still dazed, and he hadn't fully sobered up yet: "Is this some kind of child psychology? The last time I saw someone being praised like this was in the Red Book."

Duan Li pushed him, raised her chin and looked at him from below. It was hard to tell from her tone whether she was bragging to him or cheering herself up: "If you don't get on track, seeing him is like a frog in a well looking at the moon. If you get on track by chance, seeing him is like a mayfly looking at the sky. I am so lucky. May I ask if the person who appeared in my bed is the person of Lord Li Cang, the one who shaved me on track?"

Li Cang's mouth twitched: "Brother Zhao Yang finally found you a class, but you spend the whole day posting weird stuff on the forum?"

"Geese, geese, geese~" Duan Li smiled with tears in her eyes: "So cool! Your pictures, your videos, with a powerful background music, I'll watch them all night, and when I wake up in the morning, the sheets will be covered with saliva~"

"You don't use a pillow?"

Duan Li glanced at this slow-witted guy, took his hand and went over the mountains and across the ridges to find another way, smiling like a very bad big sister: "You have such a long reaction time and you are so good at flirting? Lord Li Cang is really gifted!"

Then, she hugged Li Cang's arm tightly as if she felt insecure all of a sudden.

"Why is Sister Big Pear's courage not even as big as a pear?"

"Sister, you are old now. The older you are, the less courageous you become."

"Smooth tongue!"

"Ok!"

Duan Li's eyes were as clear as water. She glanced at him and slid down. She actually slid down like that. One can only say that the elder sister is worthy of being the elder sister. Not only can she fill in the gaps in her imagination, she can even conquer herself. She can be called a fully automatic multi-threaded ji.

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To be honest, this was the first time in Li Cang's life that he experienced a basic logical sequence paradox. It seemed that the elder sister's needs were indeed a little different, the steps were rather disordered, and the taste was relatively picky.

Make up for it!

Make up for it, make up for it, make up for it!

Li Cang subconsciously reached out his hand and fished out a dazed little cricket pupa from the quilt. Huo Wen's mouth was emitting a fragrant smell of alcohol. She barely opened her eyes and hummed.

"Li Cang. Um. My head hurts."

It closed again in a daze, and stuck to Li Cang like a caterpillar. The tiny thing lay on Li Cang's chest, wrapped its arms around his neck, tightly holding him, and fell asleep peacefully.

Li Cang's pupils trembled, and a cold electric current ignited his chest. Dalizi lifted the quilt and looked up. His confused and watery eyes became clear at that moment, and his face turned red and then pale, but he was not too panicked.

“Maybe she’s just used to it.”

"How could you make her drink like this?"

"If you lose the finger-guessing game, you must accept the result."

"Hiss, stop messing around!"

Duan Li finally got up and lay down next to Li Cang, feeling annoyed, relieved, and grinning: "Then don't move, she will wake up!"

"Then you should think of a way to get her back!"

"She'll wake up, she'll wake up, she'll wake up. I told you she'll wake up. Wenwen's headache is scary, Li Xiaocang, you don't want to make your good friend die of sadness, do you?" Duan Li seemed to have suddenly discovered something extraordinary, her eyes were filled with some eagerness to try, her eyes rolled, she pursed her bright red lips, pinched Huo Wen's face, leaned close to hers, and used the emperor to command the princes: "When people are lonely or nervous, they always want to have something in their mouths to feel at ease, Princess Cangcang, do you want to watch us kiss? She can do it! Soft and cute! Confused! But very cooperative!"

Drunkard!

Everyone is evil!

Li Cang was overwhelmed with confusion and finally managed to squeeze out a few humble words from between his teeth: "What do you want--"

"Wadasi, I'm not that kind of woman anymore~" Duan Li raised a finger, and her pretty face, which was obviously mature, had a childish and crazy taste, just like the legend of the cousin in Shu who tricked Zhang Xianzhong into using hemp to rub the hook: "Boss Cao! How about being Boss Cao for me three times?"

Li Cang was surprised: "Speak of the devil and he will appear?"

"Any time, any place, any situation." Duan Li lowered her head and didn't dare to look at him, her voice trembling and weak: "Is it okay? Is it okay?"

"it is good!"

"What~"

As the saying goes, the first effort is strong, the second is weak, and the third is exhausted. Sleepiness is also contagious. Duan Li hugged Li Cang and nuzzled him, murmured for a while, then put her arm around him and fell asleep again soon.

That's it, she's extremely insecure and she refuses to admit it.

Li Cang just stared with his eyes wide open without moving until noon. His life had been a reel for eight hundred times, and he was worried and anxious.

Huo Wen, who finished two and a half bottles of Zhuyu by herself, woke up earlier than Duan Li. She lifted the messy hair covering her face, rubbed her eyes, sat up, and woodenly moved the hem of her men's large T-shirt pajamas, which she was wearing inside out, and stared at the face that appeared below. Her dull eyes and expression fell into a strange state of emptiness.

"Morning~"

"Wenwen, do you listen to me?"

"You didn't sleep well! There's eye mucus!" Huo Wen picked up the edge of Li Cang's pajamas and wiped the corners of his eyes: "I, sleepwalked again?"

"Uh." Huo Wen got up and looked at the shape she had imprinted on Li Cang's skin. The tips of her ears were slightly red and hot. She tucked in the quilt and ran away barefoot.

"How is it?" Duan Li's eyes were not fully open, but narrowed into a long and narrow shape. Even as she was adjusting to the sunlight, her eyes were already full of teasing: "Is the way the plot unfolds different from what you imagined, sir?"

"Wait, what she's wearing seems to be my clothes?"

"Well, she has already secretly saved up a lot of 'My mom is so beautiful'. Just pretend you didn't see it. Even rabbits bite when they are angry! Maybe subconsciously, she doesn't think there is any difference between you and me. She is a little vague about some concepts, but she will be jealous of you and me respectively. Oh, it's very troublesome to talk about it!"

"All the knowledge has been returned to the teacher, right?" Li Cang's eyebrows suddenly twisted into a black lump: "Wait! You mean she really has a problem? Her headache?"

"If it was before this, I mean under normal circumstances without this catastrophe, we would generally describe it as something organic, but now..." Duan Li observed Li Cang's expression and considered her words: "It's hard to define. When she went out with you yesterday, did she 'forget' to wear the crystal that sealed the three-phase power that you gave her?"

Apart from the various methods provided by the Academy of Sciences to strengthen the body and enhance the six-dimensional attributes, including prayers and pan-human growth promoter supplements, Huo Wen can basically be said to be a completely ordinary person. However, whether on the sky island, in the gray wind and green fog insect infection, or in front of her own Liliana, the evil bridesmaid, she has never shown any abnormality.

No exception

That in itself is the biggest anomaly.

Li Cang rubbed his face hard: "Damn it! I've never thought about such an obvious thing?!"

"The hospital of the Academy of Sciences has actually checked it many times. They have tried all kinds of methods, but they have never found any problems. Although the density and intracranial pressure are slightly high, they are still within the normal range—"

Huo Wen ran in holding a cell phone, her eyes wide and fierce: "No, you are not allowed to say that!"

"It's inexplicable~" Duan Li was not panicked at all, and patted the bed like a sea dog: "Little thing, come here and let me see, who sent the message?"

Huo Wen said "oh", climbed onto the bed, and said in a muffled voice: "Aunt Rao has a spider crab with sixteen legs, weighing eighty-three pounds, and it's still alive. She said she would wait for me to come over before she started steaming it~"

"Is that so? Then you have to hurry up. Zhenzhen must be here. She doesn't care about food!"

"what!"

Dalizi was very persistent and insisted on driving her light yellow electric car. Li Cang tried to resist, but it was useless. So he could only hug Huo Wen and sit in the passenger seat, unable to stretch his legs, raise his head or bend his waist, like sardines in a can.

Dalizi and Huo Wen were very proud of this car. There was a landmine of broadswords on the steering wheel, and the passenger side was covered with little skeletons, ghosts, furry monsters, and various stickers. Huo Wen bent her finger and flicked the head of the little skeleton in front of her, and heard it cackle strangely. She was satisfied and waved her arms: "Go!"

Li Cang was only 1.9 meters tall, so he could only rest his chin on Huo Wen's shoulder. His head and the roof of the car were constantly hurting each other, and he was just expressing his emotions: "Really, this thing is not even as big as Lao Wang's shoes!"

"Your stolen dry humor is really refreshing!"

"This is called being well-informed and knowledgeable!"

"Ah, yes, yes!"

The three of us were a little sneaky while driving along the way.

What traffic rules dare to restrict this kind of people? Mainly because two of the three people are socially anxious. If they are stopped and photographed by someone without eyes, they will probably be on the entertainment version of the base again, just like the tragically tied-up zombie Hug Bear yesterday.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk~" When the entire front cover of the car opened, Rao Qifang and a group of people couldn't help but exclaim in amazement: "Goldfish spirit! You are tinkering with such fun things and you didn't even think of letting me experience it? Wenwen! My little Wenwen! Auntie, please be with me!"

"You like to sit on the floor and drive now?" Jin Yujing said with disdain: "There are so many nice cars in the basement. Have you ever driven a low-profile one? You only like those stupid and clumsy ones. You are simply pushing my aesthetic standards!"

Huo Wen has always had a strong hand. Rao Qifang and Li Lasi greeted them at the door, Li Qingyi and Han Xiaoxiao were treated as relatives, Yamei and the little skeleton demon accompanied them, the three little ones served tea, the super socially anxious trio who lived in Jin Yujing's villa was dragged out to join the game, and the sixteen-legged spider crab was forgotten about after completing its mission. In the end, four socially anxious people got together to play mahjong, and others were not allowed to sit at the table at all.

Big Wang laughed and said, "Look at them, look at you, Big Li, Big Li, you are so arrogant, you are so young but you live like a boss."

"Get lost! Isn't it bad for our feng shui and fortune to stand here?" Li Cang was busy refilling Huo Wen's tea and giving her some advice: "Two, trust me, two!"

"Nijo!"

"Fu, fu~" Xiao Dai took half a minute to react, and looked at Li Cang timidly, "Can, can I~"

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Everyone was silent and burst into laughter.

Then Li Cang was given a gag order. He had no skills, was unlucky and a wimp, but he still loved to play. The gambler Cang anxiously walked around the table again and again, scratching his ears and cheeks.

Rao Qifang, Jin Yujing, Kong Jingqiao and other onlookers even cleared out this guy who was annoying everywhere he went. As a result, Li Leisi asked him bluntly, "I heard that you kidnapped a ten-meter-tall zombie Hug Bear yesterday?"

Li Cang's mouth twitched: "Six meters! I won!"

"Who are you trying to fool? Do you think you can win when you're just a counterweight at the back of a kart?" Li Lasi laughed strangely and clicked on a certain mobile phone interface: "Cang-style buttocks, tsk~"

"Fuck! Which bastard took this photo? Don't these people have anything else to do all day? Just wait to die! I'm going to use their skulls as tea leaves!"

Lao Wang stood in awe and gestured three: "Then he must have died several times! The explosion rate must be high!"

"you die!"

Until this moment, Qin Zhenzhen was willing to sneak out of the kitchen and stuffed a handful of leftovers to Li Cang: "Eat it quickly, it's delicious. The young lady gave it to me. Aunt Kong doesn't know!"

Li Cang was really moved this time. How could I, Timi, be so worthy of Qin Zhenzhen's sharing of the food in her mouth? This unbreakable family throne——

Until she had that burp.

Suo Zhihui, wearing a small apron, came out chatting and laughing with Tai Xiaoyi. When she passed by Li Cang, she suddenly stuck her head out and sniffed Li Cang at lightning speed.

"Tsk~"

(End of this chapter)