The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2529 Strange Tales of Rules in the New Sky Island Era
"Digging for wild onions, digging for wild onions, only peasants do this kind of work. Where the hell am I supposed to dig for wild onions for you in the dead of winter?" Old Wang, with his butt sticking out, paced back and forth on the back hill, then suddenly turned around: "Holy crap? You know what! You really don't know what I mean!"

Like beads scattered across the hot spring mountain, springs of varying temperatures flow down, crisscrossing the back mountain to form a complex network of waterways. Within the shapes of the land outlined by these waterways are relatively independent and wondrous microenvironments, ranging from less than a year old mutated wild ginseng to herbs like peony, Paris polyphylla, Tripterygium wilfordii, Schisandra chinensis, Saussurea involucrata, Saussurea involucrata, Pinus thunbergii, Arisaema heterophyllum, and Celery sibthorpioides. These are medicinal materials, ingredients, ornamental materials, and both poisonous and non-poisonous plants—it's practically a miniature universe where medicine and food share the same origin.

Old Wang toiled away for a while, finally getting a handful of shallots and ten lilies. He looked up, wondering what other treasures Aunt Kong might be reluctant to part with, and then, in the blink of an eye—

Huh? Where are my things?

Master Wang rubbed his eyes, stared at the empty ground in silence for a long time, his silence tinged with a sense of bewilderment.

damn it.

Is that damn Li Cang trying to cause trouble for me again?
Old Wang activated all six senses, even using his martial artist's spiritual perception and pain-severing link, which he didn't even know if they existed. There were only a few small creatures, not Li Cang, nor any other creatures with the intention or ability to steal. Moreover, the auras of Li Cang, Li Lei, Rao Qifang, and others were all wandering around the barbecue stalls in front of the villa area.

In fact, Master Wang was being overly cautious. Within the base's territory, given his unscrupulous abilities, the number of creatures that could steal under his nose was not nonexistent, but rather very few. Just now, it's no exaggeration to say that he even had the right to unilaterally declare the place haunted.

Old Wang frowned, looked around, picked a carrot, rinsed it in the water, and crunched it: "Could it be that Aunt Kong has raised some strange, mutated little life again? Crunch!"

The loud clanging of teeth conveyed a hard and abrupt sound. Old Wang looked down in disbelief, rubbing his eyes again and again—

Yes, he saw a set of dotted lines outlining the carrot and leaves in his hand; the thing flashed three times and then beeped three times.

Old Wang opened his mouth, his mind still a little confused about what "timi" meant, until a very arrogant crunching and smacking sound came from behind him. He looked up sharply and his gaze met that of a rabbit standing across the river.

"Eh, what's up, doc~"

Rabbit adjusted his bow tie and then elegantly and respectfully raised his head to reveal the black bowler hat adorned with a red silk ribbon.

"Holy crap!" Old Wang yelled, "A Bugs Bunny has appeared in our vegetable garden! I'm not kidding!"

"What bug is this?"

Li Cang and a group of others arrived in response.

Old Wang pointed to the top-hatted rabbit that no one could perceive except through sight and hearing: "Look!"

"Wang Defa?" If it weren't for his ingrained habit of using the Great Appraisal Technique at zero frames off-target, Li Cang would have instinctively thrown out Aesop's Inferno by now: "Top Hat Rabbit? That's it? Did the little brat slack off?"

Old Wang continued to emphasize core values ​​and key demands: "Yes! It even stole my radish!"

"Hey buddy, you know what? I always feel like life is like this forest I'm hopping around in, full of surprises. Like this time, I was just strolling around and suddenly found a whole field of carrots. That feeling, isn't it like digging up a treasure?" A group of people slowly turned their heads, looking in astonishment at the rabbit who was politely asking, holding a top hat to his chest: "Eh, what's up, doc~"

Li Cang swallowed hard and put his hands behind him: "Back off, back off a little!"

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Qin Zhenzhen looked around suspiciously and found that everyone was silently retreating. Just as she was about to say something, Suo Zhihui pinched her mouth shut, so she had no choice but to retreat as well.

Li Cang smiled in a way that met societal expectations: "Hi~"

The top-hatted rabbit put on its top hat, straightened its bow tie, bent down, pulled a carrot from the ground, turned its head to look into the distance, and ate it with smacking sounds.

"Hello?"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Oi~"

"Hahahahaha!"

Old Wang rubbed his hands together, a sinister smile spreading across his face: "You son of a bitch, you stole my business and are now playing dead, huh? You think you're so high and mighty? Come on, taste my iron fist of justice, measured in KC units!"

"What's going on? What's going on?" Chef Kong suddenly appeared. "I was wondering where everyone went in the blink of an eye! What are you all doing? It's just Bugs Bunny! What's the big deal!"

Top Hat Rabbit: "Yeah, what would you do if it were a rabbit?"

"Aunt Kong!"

"Mom, please be careful!"

"What's there to be careful about? Haven't kids these days even seen Bugs Bunny? He's so cute! Xiaoyi used to love watching him!" Aunt Kong said, "Come here, have a carrot!"

"Oh, what a day, what a life!" The top-hatted rabbit was very polite, as polite as a poet. It walked step by step toward Kong Jingqiao, its eyes sparkling with hearts: "Madam, do you know that happiness is like the stars in the sky? It seems far away, but if you look up, you can always find a few that shine particularly brightly!"

It's as if an NPC triggered some key plot dialogue.

Old Wang stared blankly at Li Cang, only to find that Li Cang was also staring at the rabbit. His stiff face forced out a few words from the corner of his mouth: "Aunt Kong, when did Mr. Ba appear?"

Aunt Kong casually handed out a carrot and then filled the rabbit's hat with lily bulbs: "It's been about a month or so, I think. I've seen it a few times in the garden. Maybe it has a hole in our house?"

The top-hatted rabbit said, "I'm just a hare from tennessee!"

"Aunt Kong, ask it its birthday!"

"Rabbit, when were you born?"

"Wabbit season!"

"Damn, it's confirmed. The lines match up perfectly, and it really is that one!"

Old Wang, with a mournful face, subconsciously lifted his foot, and sure enough, he was standing on a bright red X-shaped mark.

Generally speaking, the more optimistic scenario is that this thing is the precise guidance coordinates of an anvil nuclear bomb asteroid, while the more pessimistic scenario is something like a rabbit hole leading to infinite space.

Aunt Kong pointed to the fork and asked, "Rabbit, what is this?"

"Eh~" The top-hatted bunny adjusted its hat: "Gift! Surprise gift! Wohoo~"

"Wang Defa??"

"Crack~"

Suddenly, the cover marked with an X on the ground flipped open, revealing a stitched rabbit mascot costume with springs. It fit Old Wang perfectly, not too much, not too little, not too short, not too far off. Old Wang swayed with the springs, his face visible through the rabbit mascot costume, sweat beading on his forehead.

A few minutes later, the group left the vegetable garden on the back hill.

Tai Xiaoyi, who was left behind and didn't get to see Bugs Bunny himself, burst into tears. Li Leisi, who also didn't get to hug the fluffy Bugs Bunny, broke down in her defenses and vehemently expressed her opinions.

Old Wang helped Aunt Kong sit down in a chair, supporting her arm and then his other arm. "Aunt Kong, how did you meet that thing?" "I saw it on the back hill. Vegetables had gone missing from the garden two or three times, and then I saw it. It was quite cute. It was probably someone's pet or something. I was worried it would run away and go hungry, so I fed it some carrots or something, and then it started coming around often."

"Who would dare keep such a pet? My goodness!"

Aunt Kong was both puzzled and amused by their behavior: "Why are you two so nervous?"

"I'm speechless!" Old Wang was dumbfounded. "Li Cang, you come here!"

Li Cang frowned and pinched the bridge of his nose: "Aunt Kong, this thing, it might not be someone's pet for making wishes, nor is it as safe and harmless as you think. Mom, can you sense it?"

Rao Qifang's expression was much more serious than Li Cang's: "No, never!"

Li Cang nodded: "Aunt Kong, you've watched cartoons, what do you think of the various abilities shown by those cartoon characters?"

"But that's a cartoon! It's for kids!" Aunt Kong seemed to only suddenly realize something at this moment: "Wait...you mean..."

Old Wang was in tears: "He can turn his hand to make clouds and rain, and he can do anything from heaven to earth. Mom, if this thing were completely and exactly as it is, it would be hard to find a corresponding level in the three timelines we can go to. To exaggerate a bit, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that it's half a step towards enlightenment!"

Kong Jingqiao gasped in surprise: "Oh, this?"

“Impossible!” Li Cang said, counting on his fingers, “It doesn’t even have a shred of divinity. The little bastard has its limits in shaping the bloodline of fantasy manifestation. Well, of course, that doesn’t affect its level of danger!”

Old Wang nodded solemnly, his voice pecking like a chicken pecking at rice: "Didn't you see that even Li Cang didn't dare to grab that thing? Knowing that scoundrel's nature of trying to steal a goose even when the sky is three feet high, you should understand."

Li Cang repeatedly emphasized: "It's just not worth it!"

"Uh," Aunt Kong hesitated for a moment, "I think that rabbit is a bit dull. Apart from stealing a few carrots, it hasn't done anything bad. It's even quite shy."

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That night, the base's official media issued a security statement overnight.

[1: Immediately and forcibly remove all carrot species crops and replace them with designated plantings at the base; any unauthorized cultivation or planting is strictly prohibited.]

[2: If you encounter any suspicious, upright, alien life form resembling a plush toy or cartoon character, ignore it, report it immediately, and do not make any contact with it. Its appearance is as shown in the sketch [image][image][image]]

[3: Anyone who has been exposed to the virus must immediately undergo the same level of control, disinfection, isolation, and screening as an infection outbreak.]

【4:.】

Waking up early in the morning to see dozens of articles on radio, television, and newspapers, everyone at Base 3/7 was stunned—

"Wait, what does this mean? Is this Bugs Bunny?"

"Holy crap, Bugs Bunny has invaded the base?"

"Why are they even using sketches? It's just trying to cover it up. It's like everyone knows Bugs Bunny. Good heavens, I mean good heavens! Even the insectoid infection didn't get this treatment. Is the sky falling?"

"Does nobody care about carrots? Seriously? Does nobody care about carrots at all? Seriously?!"

Hot Springs Mountain.

It wasn't exactly a false alarm; the elusive rabbit, aside from being a source of amusement, seemed to have had absolutely no impact on life here. Everyone remained calm, except for Li Cang, who was a little anxious waiting for news from the Academy of Sciences.

"Thank goodness, that rabbit only pays attention to Mom!"

"Can you guarantee it won't talk to anyone else in the future?"

"So what the hell do we do, kill it?"

"You are sick?"

The magician had absolutely no interest in bringing that thing to the mill. He didn't think he could possibly send it there. Compared to his previous self, when even divinity had to be forced to share a few grams with him to test its flavor, Li Cang had matured a lot. He was too unpredictable; only a fool would provoke such a thing. Rather than taking the risk, it was much more reliable to wait until Aunt Kong coaxed him into making a little gift.

"Cangzi, tell me, is this 3/7 base really some kind of auspicious place with outstanding people?" Old Wang clicked his tongue: "I still feel like I'm dreaming, like I'm walking on a wet sponge, light and airy, bubbling with moisture!"

Li Cangyi looked up and asked, "Did you wet your pants?"

"Damn it!" Old Wang cursed, his expression turning into one of deep, constipated contemplation, questioning the meaning of life: "Do you think it's possible that our habit of eating rabbit every meal is too wicked, attracting this abstract thing?"

Li Cang nodded: "Then you'd better not sleep too soundly tonight, or Bambi will come looking for a Sony camera!"

“@#￥%…”

Garlic bird, garlic bird, both I and this guy are just wasting our breath. We can't even have a proper conversation, and this son of a bitch can't even utter a decent fart.

After a while, Qin Zhenzhen sneakily carried a large plate from the villa and skipped over to the hot spring: "Eat it quickly, it's so delicious!"

"Huh?" Li Cang scratched his head. "Aren't they dyeing their hair? You didn't?"

Qin Zhenzhen shook her head like a rattle-drum, patted her chest, and said with great pride, "Me! I won't dye my hair after enlisting! A green flower in the army!"

Li Cang opened his mouth: "Eat!"

"Mmm, aren't you going to eat some? It's so delicious, super super super delicious!"

"Then I'll reluctantly try one—"

"Go away! I'll let Big White bite you!"

Enraged by the tight security, Old Wang yelled, "Damn it, what a pair of despicable people! If this is how you live, go wash your feet!"

Li Cang narrowed his eyes: "Then don't forget to come back for soup tonight, Aunt Kong has been stewing it all day~"

Old Wang's back stiffened: "Forget it, I'm not going!"

Before Old Wang could even sit back down, he saw Wu Yisong and his entire family appear at the foot of the mountain. The older sister, carrying a red-tasseled spear on her back and dressed in Hanfu, strutted around like a dragon and a tiger, looking every bit the part of someone who was going up the mountain to take the reins and eliminate evil.

Old Wang chuckled: "Go, Zhenzhen, dye her hair a little yellow!"

Jiaojiao angrily shouted, "You, surnamed Wang, are still the same old you at your age! Can't you act like a human being?! I came all this way to see you! Sister! Stab him!"

The older sister charged at Li Cang like a whirlwind, gun and all, immediately launching into her best friend interrogation mode: "Wow, Li Cang, you're finally back! Have you been sleeping well lately? Hmm? Has anyone been bullying you? Kill them all! Kill them all!"