The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2530 The World Needs People Like You

Li Cang grinned broadly, "He's asleep, he's already gotten his revenge. How about you? Do you want to adjust your gun a bit more? Is it still easy to use?"

It can be said that the social skills of the Mage are quite remarkable. He can make friends with everyone from ninety-nine-year-olds to toddlers, from living people to undead, from mutated life forms to divine beings and infernal demons. The size and complexity of his circle are unprecedented.

of course
In the end, I didn't dare to mention the polite rabbit incident. I saw through it but didn't say anything, and we continued to be friends.

The older sister chattered on and on about her chivalrous stories of wandering the world, finally concluding with a touch of melancholy: "I'm out of place with the older kids now, too immature. But you can't always control your own destiny in this world, and having more friends means having more options. I'm thinking about whether I should go to the junior high school to ambush a few people when school starts and make some friends!"

Li Cang frowned and pondered for a moment: "Isn't the junior high school a bit too mature? Let's go and intercept the college students. Those fragile college students are exactly the ones who need protection. I have connections in the college department, so I can help!"

Is that so?

"Of course, you there, Meng Xi, Shuang, come here for a second!"

"I'm coming!"

The older sister stared at the two of them, lost in deep thought. With a stern face, she subtly nudged Li Cang with her elbow: "Them? Are they really college students?"

"Absolutely genuine! He skipped a grade!"

"it is good!"

The serious and earnest expressions of the two, one big and one small, made Jiao Jiao grin and say, "Li Cang, you're no better! Do you know that she had to carry that gun with her every day even in kindergarten?"

Sister: "Mom! You're wrong! I won't allow you to slander my friend like that!"

"So what?" Li Cang shrugged, looking completely unconcerned. "As rising stars of the motherland, embodying the Five Stresses and Four Beauties, it's perfectly reasonable for us to carry a rifle to school, isn't it?"

"Look at her now! You've spoiled her rotten!" Qiao Jiaojiao's chest heaved as she turned to Wu Yisong: "What are you good for! Aren't you going to do anything about it?"

"Tube?"

Wu Yisong shrank his neck, waiting to be scolded.

What kind of pipe do I use?
I can't even manage my own oxygen tube, so why should I?
That little cotton-padded jacket of hers was made by me through a favor, and I even had it rushed out by a master craftsman. Wearing the chivalrous clothes means putting righteousness first. My dear daughter, if I take the blame for you, you can't report me for hiding my secret stash of money, haha!

The man over there was holding a precocious child in his arms. Despite his young age, his eyes had a look of world-weariness. He would smile and nod at people at the drop of a hat. How should I describe his demeanor? Hmmmm, he was at least a deputy director level, with no upper limit.

Then there's a third child.

"It's so hard to see you all," Song Qiang said, handing the child to Aunt Qin. "Now that you're back, you should be able to rest for a while. You're covered in blood; it's terrifying!"

Li Cang lowered his head and sniffed: "I took a shower!"

"You really are..." Song Qiang opened her mouth, both amused and exasperated: "How can that be the same? Your aura is practically radiating from your brain, you know that!"

Li Cang turned to look at Wu Yisong: "Has she picked up that tarot card or something she used to play with back in school again?"

Wu Yisong nodded heavily: "Yes!"

Li Cang said, "Qiang, if you're into this kind of thing, how about I introduce you to a few people? Tao Hongben, the fortune teller; Xiahou Haiwei, the divination master; Bian Xiu, the exorcist; and Mattinis, the priest of primitive religion. You can pick whichever you like. They're all certified by the base, so you can't go astray!"

Song Qiang was both annoyed and amused, but for a moment she didn't know where to begin her rebuttal, since what Li Cang said was absolutely true: "I can't be bothered with you. Where are Lei Lei and the others? Why haven't they come out? Did they run off to go crazy again?"

Li Cang pointed to the villa: "You're getting your hair dyed and treated? You've come at the perfect time. Go in at 30, come out at 13. Rao's old recipe for wild ginseng, quality guaranteed, all included!"

"You're only 30! You're only 30!!" After they went inside, Wu Yisong plopped down next to them like he had no bones: "Where's the rabbit? Bring some rabbit! How can you have a hot spring without rabbit? Is this how you treat your old classmates and good buddies?"

Old Wang grinned: "Allergic reaction! How about you roast a carrot and make do with this?"

"Haha! I knew it would happen here!" Wu Yisong pointed at Lao Wang triumphantly: "Tell me! Did Bai Huazi bring Bugs Bunny to life in his drawing?"

Old Wang, utterly dejected, exclaimed, "That would be great! Purely wild!"

Wu Yisong was stunned: "Holy crap! Really? Damn it, in this world, is there any way for us nobodies to survive?"

"Don't worry, from now on, for every bowl of soup I drink, you'll have a bowl to wash. Even though you're not exactly a great guy, you still have two beautiful young wives, don't you? The world needs people like you!"

"Damn it!" Despite his cursing, Wu Yisong pointed mysteriously to the things he had brought: "Is Aunt Kong home? I found some good stuff! Absolutely rare finds! Let's have a good time today, the three of us!"

Old Wang's eyes lit up: "What good stuff?"

"Kaiba!"

"What's the matter?"

"Seahorses! Stage 3 of mutation! They're almost as long as my arm. I went through so much trouble to snag a pair of these seahorses!"

Old Wang was dejected: "Damn it, you can't expect anything good to come out of a dog's mouth. That's all you'll ever be. I thought you were something special. Go to Monroe and find out what kind of Dragon Tooth 3199abcdefg you'll be waiting in line for next year. And Jinghai Kingdom has that Seahorse Knight. Do you even know what you're talking about?!"

"Heh~" Wu Yisong casually remarked, "This thing has 'strengthening the body's foundation, nourishing the kidneys, and enhancing sexual function' added to the list of products tested."

"hiss!"

"Still want the Dragon Fang?"

"No, no!"

"Seahorse Rider?"

"No no!"

"So what should you call me now?"

"Father!!"

Wu Yisong was extremely satisfied. His gaze suddenly fell on Li Cang, and he repeatedly emphasized, "Seahorse! A highly nourishing item! A rare find that has the word 'nourishing' engraved on the appraisal list!"

Old Wang clicked his tongue: "Heh, if you want to get this son of a bit interested, it's simple, just let him take some after you've finished taking it!"

Wu Yisong didn't understand: "What do you mean?"

Old Wang gestured a grotesque image of someone grinding bones to ashes and digging up graves: "You, after you finish this stuff, make yourself bleed from the nose, and then have this guy take his big magic wand and take a hit!"

Wu Yisong immediately sat back in his chair, looking down at his nose and mind: "What exactly is going on with that Snow Dragon City? It's all over the place. Where did this ruthless guy come from? Everyone else is starting with red and blue, but he's starting with America, right?"

"Didn't Pleasant Goat say anything?" Old Wang scoffed. "You old codger, have you gone crazy from being cooped up at the base? You really think America is someone important?"

"You're just talking without understanding the situation. Anyone who hasn't gone off track, living through this critical juncture, how could they possibly escape the American Confederation in the end?"

"Heh, all that's left is high HP and high defense!"