The mother star secretly transformed itself from us

Chapter 2531 Qin Zhenzhen: I will turn everything red!
At least in the eyes of Lao Wang and Li Cang, yes, America's Confederation at most only has high HP and high defense. As the saying goes, what I can't kill will eventually make its flesh chewy and bouncy. America now has the added attribute of being slippery and tough.

“However,” Li Cang clicked his tongue, “there is something that is quite puzzling. Of all the places we’ve encountered, Snow Dragon City occupies a third-line outpost, Yggdrasil occupies a lair lord, and the Illusionary Island Chain, the Tranquil Sea Kingdom, and Mushen Lutili—almost every decent piece of land has its own associated calamities. How come the America Confederation is so peaceful? Is this the effect of being scattered?”

"Pfft! You really know how to comfort people!"

"Indeed, if Heaven hadn't given birth to Li Cang, America would have been eternally bright, with lights burning every night for two hundred years!"

The three chatted merrily for a while, and Wu Yisong casually said, "You guys have been staying so peacefully this time, but I'm actually feeling a bit uneasy. Guys, tell me the truth, are you up to something again?"

"Ok?"

"I sense something's off about this forum. One thing after another, I can't quite put my finger on it, but something's not right, it just isn't right. I have a feeling something big is about to happen!"

Li Cang nodded: "Just stay within the base area recently, the rest is not your concern."

Wu Yisong's gaze froze, his pupils began to shrink: "Is it really that serious?"

Old Wang clicked his tongue and said, "Teacher Cang dares to stir up trouble even when he's about to get into trouble. If he doesn't turn the puddle into a cesspool, how can people fish? These old people live in peaceful and quiet island chains, enjoying their old age. You don't really think that all humans deserve this kind of enjoyment, do you?"

Wu Yisong felt a warmth in his heart and couldn't help but raise his hands: "Well, Master Wang, don't you think you've been a bit too much of a show lately? This resentment is heavier than a ghost, it's practically overflowing!"

"Then what the hell are you talking to me about? Look at this wretched state I am! I can't even get my energy back from five bowls of nourishing soup a day!" Old Wang glared at him. "You guys at the base are so idle all day long, can't you do something productive? Can't you draft some kind of orbital track labor law? Can't you organize some animal rights activists to block the entrance of the orbital track and protest? Can't you invent some kind of AI intelligent unmanned cruise missile system?"

Wu Yisong's expression was solemn: "I think it would be better for everyone if you all exiled us to the railway line!"

"Tch!" Old Wang said, "Useless. Alright, stop arguing with me here. Getting these two big guys into the kitchen is the priority. I reckon my mother-in-law will be figuring out how to cook them for a while!"

Wu Yisong said happily, "Yes, yes, this thing is different from those seahorses that are all meat between the bones. It really has meat on it, and it's incredibly plump and delicious!"

"Then let's all go?" Li Cang said, "We've been hiding outside for ages, those women will be looking for us soon!"

"Why are you hiding?"

"You'll see when you go in!"

Poor old Wu, as soon as he stepped through the door, a rubber band slapped onto his head along with the hair dye inside, and his face was covered with a layer of greasy stuff. Then came a yellowish-brown face mask with a unique coloring logic that was completely out of this world.

Wu Yisong stood there dumbfounded, holding a seahorse box. It took him a while to realize what was happening. He pointed to his head and said, "Dyed hair?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Is it similar in color to my hair?"

"A spirited young man with blond hair!"

Is it too late to wash it now?

"It's too late! Han Gong Beauty's new monthly disposable product will automatically fade after one month. If it fades or changes color during this period, we'll compensate you tenfold!"

"." Han Gongmeiye is now Jin Yujing's business. If you want her to lose money, you might as well think about how to destroy the world.

"It's over. It's all over!" Wu Yisong rolled his eyes at the mess that was now on his head, utterly devastated. "You Wangs and Lis! I'm taking the blame for you! You owe me extra pay! How the hell am I supposed to go to work now?"

Old Wang, whose head was also wrapped in a rubber band, scoffed: "Do whatever you want, if you have a plan, think of one, if not, die!"

Compared to Lao Wang, Li Cang seemed much more humane and loyal: "Let's invite Liao'er and Bian Xiu over for a meal too. We're all brothers. By the way, Lao Wu, is your department still under Feng Yuanqing's management?"

Wu Yisong didn't react for a moment: "Oh, really?"

Qin Zhenzhen's eyes were practically glowing with greed. She quickly went to pick out a new color scheme, her head wrapped up, a face mask on, and she muttered like a little witch: "Overthrow the evil tyranny of the 3/7 base! Turn them all red! Turn them red!!"

The strategist, with his masterful command, nodded repeatedly: "Yes! Red! It's solved!"

Wu Yisong: ▃

No, wait a minute, let me sort this out. This isn't right, is it? You're trying to solve the problem, you're clearly trying to solve me!

Red Gate Banquet.

The "red" in "red gate" refers to the red of a red door, the "gate" refers to the door of the forehead, and the "banquet" refers to the Feast at Hongmen.

Bian Xiu was still laughing and joking with his mature and sophisticated girlfriend Meng Fanting, while Liao Hongqing was still admiring his girlfriend's new hair color. Meanwhile, a Mario-style slicked-back hairstyle gave Feng Yuanqing a real shock.

"Hmm," Old Wang said with absolute certainty, "Fengzi, you're not normal today! Absolutely not normal!"

"Huh? No—"

"You need something!"

"no."

Feng Yuanqing is a man with the body of a thirty-year-old but the soul of an old man. Normally, such a trivial matter would not diminish his dignity in the slightest. However, his performance today has given Old Wang a reason to criticize him.

Qin Zhenzhen blurted out, "Oh, Brother Feng recently got a girlfriend, no, it's Sister Tu Tu who's pursuing him, it's an office romance, it's really exciting, umm, Brother Feng, this head of red hair looks very energetic, Sister Tu Tu will definitely say you look ten years younger and like you even more, so you can rest assured!"

Feng Yuanqing was dumbfounded: "How did you know??"

Qin Zhenzhen held up one finger, her expression serious: "In any airspace controlled by the base, you can't hide the slightest movement from my eyes. I'm watching you. I didn't expect Brother Feng, who's usually so serious, to be so radical. Hmm, Sister Tu Tu is quite perky. I heard you two started secretly dating and kissing last week?"

Feng Yuanqing nearly spat out a mouthful of blood, his expression and speech completely out of control: "No, you're my sister, Sister Ping, Sister Ping, please, please have mercy, please don't tell anyone, okay?"

"Absolutely!" Qin Zhenzhen said, "In this huge base, who doesn't know that I, Qin Zhenzhen, am a woman of impeccable discretion? There are no wrong nicknames, only wrong names! Absolutely!"

Feng Yuanqing collapsed onto the sofa, muttering the exact same words as Wu Yisong, like a broken record: "It's over. It's all over."