Chapter 2655 Dogfight (Please Subscribe~)

As for someone like Li Cang...
"Ah!"

Master Wang glanced contemptuously at the mage who was rapidly transforming into a warp-space creature, and snorted with a snort. "Bro, you think you're some kind of villain? Beyond's assessment of Stalin is that he's pedantic and cowardly. What does this guy mean by human righteousness or mutual assistance? Right now, this son of a bitch's only priority is probably to come up with an excuse to lure people in here to be burned."

Heartbroken and grief-stricken, weeping until we were exhausted and then bleeding.

Using such high-quality material as firewood is too primitive and backward. It's practically a crime. Who cares about giving my evil chains Ace some love? New energy, bio-manufacturing, quantum technology, sustainable development—if you arrange and expand these concept stocks slightly, it's practically like creating cards out of thin air. The buff amount will visibly increase.

Li Cang glanced at him sideways: "Are your hemorrhoids acting up? What are you muttering about?"

"(`0)╭∩╮" Old Wang raised his middle finger and delivered a brutal blow to the face: "Can you do it or not, Little Dog? I haven't thrown away that external cooling system yet. Shake it up and put it back on for you?"

Warning: Foot bath tub-style circulating cooling and self-oxygenating heat dissipation plate armor.

Even Master Li, who was indifferent to all forms of life, couldn't help but shiver. With a wave of his hand, the magic wand was about to send Old Wang back to the furnace.

"Aha! This is exactly what I've been waiting for!"

Life had tempered Old Wang, making his flesh firm and elastic. His hammer part was activated, and with a flick of his tentacles and fel chains, he unleashed a devastating attack, sending the great wand flying like a fish on a hook, directly to Lure's side.

"Tsk! Fishermen really can catch anything!"

"Damn it! How could you be so vicious!"

Old Wang stared wide-eyed in disbelief, feeling as if his soul had been defiled and violated. What difference was there between hearing such words and licking someone's crotch?

SOP coughed lightly a few times. After seeing the brilliance of the explosive missile, Tai Xiaoyi pinched her brow, feeling exhausted: "Why don't you go back to the island first and then talk?"

Whether it's a floating island or not, it makes little difference to the battlefield.

Multiple corrosive substances and energy erosion have turned Li Cang Sky Island's iconic sexy buttocks into an old lady's foot binding cloth. Old Wang's Sky Island is even worse, it's simply unbearable to look at. If it weren't for Bug Mom not abandoning her family and business like these unreliable guys, it's unknown whether she would still have any good fortune left for them.

However, the feeling of being grounded always makes people feel at ease, have a sense of belonging, and feel more human. Fighting insects is just too damn hopeless. When it comes to enduring death, apart from the mage himself and his mage tower, everyone else has to avoid their sharp edge and be tolerant.

"What kind of man is this, living such a miserable life!" Old Wang looked around the sky island with immense sorrow. He picked up half a claw of a fang from in front of the stilted house, then gathered a few wings of a mantis and spread them on top. He lay down, and it became one of those popular and cozy cuddly rocking chairs: "Please! Let me at least live a life that a human being can live!"

Li Leisi sneered: "Why would someone who's useful even bother to worship his godfather, who's based on the orbital line?"

Li Cang said with a dark face, "Can't we just let this go? It's getting out of hand."

Tai Xiaoyi was still a bit dazed, her mind completely blank: "So... who's fighting the bugs right now??"

"Du Niu!" "Huh?"

"My size!"

Insects represent ideology, Licang represents metaphysics, and Du Lao Shenjun, in the philosophical contrast between existence and essence, is somewhat tinged with the Northeastern mindset worthy of fragments of an ideal state. He is pragmatic to the point of being not reckless, but a branch will never break on a chameleon's arm, let alone a steel cable or aircraft carrier arresting cable.

Tai Xiaoyi roughly understood what was going on, and became even more worried. She immediately asked another question: "Teacher Cang, what's wrong with your homologous link channel? Is it broken? How come Dog Sea can suddenly block the bugs again?"

Li Cang grimaced as he shuffled to the front of the stilted house, intending to go inside. But then he glanced at the massive bundle of equipment on his back—enough to destroy a typical Sky Island Sanctuary—and gave up in dejection. He plopped down on the 65h Plus version of the robot vacuum cleaner, a machine whose battery life would never be affected by excessive weight, letting it carry him around cleaning the area in front of his door—a task that would likely never be finished: "Zerg Energy! Endless Power!"

"Clam?"

"Ha! It's my size!"

"Zhong Jianzhang! Are you still not done yet? Get over here right now!"

This is how a seasoned foodie like Master Wang is, coming off the battlefield. This is the aroma of dopamine and adrenaline, first affecting the kidneys and then the brain—it's incredibly romantic, isn't it?

However, now that Master Wang is back, the big animals on the island should take a break. He can do the work that the big animals can do, and he can also do the work that the big animals can't do. His giant tentacles and evil chains, which make people's scalps tingle, combined with his ferocious flames, are almost comparable to the tomb guardian beasts on Li Cang Sky Island, protecting the sky island and making it impenetrable.

Li Leisi also started pinching her brow, but what she said had a bit of the unrestrained spirit of Sun Erniang buying goods, and she was so unruly: "One against three, one against three, if you ask me, the full life descending is just so-so, the world has suffered from the source material transformation of substitutes for too long!"

As Old Wang swung his hammer to drive away the endless swarm of insects and dogs, he turned around and said sarcastically, "Oh right, go on, the nests up there will all be able to come in and eavesdrop!"

Putting aside their individual roles within the gang, Old Wang usually takes the lead in hosting banquets, beheadings, and taking on sycophants. This time, he was unexpectedly outmaneuvered by Li Leisi, so he harbors some resentment. Not showing off in front of others is like washing one's feet or going upstairs – utterly boring.

"The Zerg?" Due to part of his innate brood-building constitution, Campbell's mental state had always been quite beautiful, basically in a superposition of overclocking and crashing, either overloaded or n=0. However, he suddenly spoke up this time: "Report."

Upon hearing this, Li Cang straightened up, turned around, and gave a thumbs-up: "You have good taste!"

“Sister Kan’er is learning Chinese pretty fast, huh?” Li Lei said. “Last time I saw her, she was even occasionally slipping out a few words of her own language. She’s broken several translators!”

"I brought a lot of gifts, but they disappeared when I came in. I'm not happy about that."

"Oh dear, poor little thing, come here, let Daddy hug you!"

Li Leisi's smugness towards Campbell wasn't because the little witch, Little Dragon Girl Gu Leiya, was pretty. There was a reason for it. Unlike the scheming and capable little sissy like Hissmore An'er, this was a direct Black Fury Hoven, a photosynthetic being, and a talented individual who could handcraft heavy metal-themed fluffy dolls. Metal life form, how pleasing that sounded.

(End of this chapter)

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