The mother star secretly transformed itself from us
Chapter 2656 Campbell: Just eat it!
Chapter 2656 Campbell: Just eat it! (Please subscribe~)
For a normal person, being in such a chaotic field is basically the end of the world. Besides local specialties, the only food available is specially made, bottled, packaged, and highly durable rations. On the other hand, on the Sky Island, not even a symbolic force field shield was raised. The three metallic lifeforms each found a place to sit, and a spherical canopy that did not exist in the real field of vision had already locked the erosion mechanism of the insectoid infection.
As for the so-called "Asian-to-African living body exchanger" that sounds rather unlucky, Your Excellency the Magician is naturally not worthy of such treatment and can only sit sullenly in a seat on the outside, holding a large bowl and lost in thought.
Eating insects, drinking insects, and finally beating insects—Li Cang's non-human nature has reached the limit of humanization. If the tubes on his back are flowing with the power of the three phases and insect-state energy, then who knows what's flowing in his veins.
Watching 1993 is not as good as watching 1993; watching Li Cang eat is not as good as watching an old sow climb a tree.
The young lady has basically given up struggling against Li Cang and Lao Wang's attitude of "eating rice" (a euphemism for sexual intercourse). Well, I'm talking about the proper kind of "eating rice," not the kind where a demonic chain and an energy network are intertwined and the young lady is full of abnormalities.
"What do we do now?" Old Wang held up an unidentified leg, thicker than his waist and stewed until almost falling off the bone, letting the meat slide down the bone to his mouth before gulping it in. "These damn bugs are going to keep us at bay forever! That little bastard has no mercy on us at all. I've already completed my orbital cycle, why is this sky island still in its pupa stage? You fucking look at those big eyes up there, I can practically see their bald heads!"
Click.
The megalodon slit the neck of the bone on the spot, sucking out the marrow in a swift and effortless motion.
Li Cang's side was even more abstract; the entire mutated antelope, bones and all, was literally melted in the mouth in this scene, without even being chewed: "I actually always thought this thing would be like what we see, like a parasite clinging to the boundary of world lines, sustainably sucking blood."
"Ha! If you guessed wrong, you guessed wrong, stop whining!" Old Wang said disdainfully. "And what was the point of this meal you ate, trying to make yourself look more like a human being?"
Li Cang scoffed: "How are you any better than me? You're like Timi who never had proper milk when he was little, sucking and slurping. Even Da Bai eats more gracefully than you!"
"Don't say that, just say what to do if that thing comes over!"
"One meal is enough to keep you full for three days!"
"Go to hell! I'm begging you, please speak like a human being!" Old Wang cried out in anguish, "I don't want to be washing my feet in a self-service foot bath tub and with Android 18 from now on!"
"Can't androids be washed?"
"That's not bad either. Screw that old duck!"
"It's alright! We still have backup!"
"Reinforcements? Aren't they just those you didn't get your hands on, those you kicked around and beat, those debt collectors you have a grudge against?" Old Wang sneered. "You kick down their doors one by one as soon as the bugs arrive, and Huaimin doesn't go to bed either. You really are something else, Li Xiaocang. Aren't you very proud of yourself?"
Li Cang picked up the fifth mutated antelope and solemnly emphasized, "This is personal charisma!"
"Ah, right, right, personal charm, personal charm!" Old Wang's teeth were gritty, and he was choking: "If I remember correctly, not just any Du Niu could have a relationship with you, even if it wasn't in name only!"
Li Leisi chuckled: "Knife Girl, you've become joint property of the couple, huh!"
Old Wang was shocked: "Good heavens, how can you, the person involved, still be laughing?"
Campbell, holding a glass filled with the young lady's homemade apple sparkling wine in both hands, gently touched Li Lace's glass to the rim: "Cheers~"
Kan'er isn't a picky eater, but like Miss Li Leisi, she has a particular fondness for fresh fruits and vegetables, and enjoys various fruit wines. After all, the colony-like environment is clearly not suitable for these things to grow and exist in. Li Leisi immediately ignored Old Wang: "Cheers! Cheers!"
Li Leisi was happy to bully those who were easy to bully. Under normal circumstances, the young lady did not drink alcohol. She felt disgusted by the sight of a drunkard like Lao Wang. Her own husband was also a heavy drinker. It was a blessing in life to finally meet such a cute, sweet, and soft cat-like dragon girl. She should drink a lot of wine.
"Abstract! How did I end up with teammates like you? It's a miracle I've been blessed for eight lifetimes!" Old Wang lamented, picking up a large bone stick that looked as clean as if it had been chewed by a dog and banging it on the table: "OI, what are you doing? What are you doing? We're talking about serious matters here, can't you all be serious for once!"
Li Cang looked up and said, "Washing feet is indeed the driving force for social progress. My son, if you put even a tenth of that effort into your work, I, Cang, wouldn't be such a bad father!"
Old Wang could only forcefully raise his middle finger and fiercely slurp his food: "I'm done eating. Don't call me 'Old Man' unless the sky falls down!"
He rolled himself up in a leather quilt, instantly switched to sleep mode, and settled down by the fire pit to start snoring.
"So young yet already so old," Li Cang's principle for doing nothing is to have no principles at all. He's a complete table cleaning master, and he won't stop until everything is cleaned up: "Miss, you need to nourish him. He's so weak!"
"Shu~"
A tentacle-like appendage twisted into a fist in front of Li Cang, then raised its middle finger.
When it comes to internationally recognized gestures, Lao Wang is pretty much a free-spirited person; he can do it with or without hands. That's how the code is written, mainly for automatic response.
After finishing his meal, Li Cang collapsed onto the ground, a wave of familiar yet unbearable memories washing over him. He began to ponder the CPU overload problem again. Mechanisms are mechanisms, and values are values; if you want to pass, you have to leave some money behind.
“ε=(ο`*)))” The mage looked like a thick wall of sighs: “The mutation mechanism is still too complicated. A mage tower alone can’t dissipate the ‘heat’ at all!”
Campbell and Li Lei clinked glasses, holding the large glass in both hands, and for what seemed like the umpteenth time, slowly sipped the full glass of fruit wine, like a kitten drinking water: "Why waste food?"
"what?"
"Just eat it!"
"Clam??"
Li Cang and Li Lei looked at each other, and suddenly thought of a possibility that might be out of touch with reality but was impossible to escape reality. Oh my god, no way, no way, is the value of the chosen unit really that outrageous?
Kan'er wagged her tail happily: "Which one looks better?"
"What?"
Which one do you think is prettier?
"it?"
Without hesitation, Li Lei pointed with clear eyes at the strange dog among the three metallic creatures, a mane as thick as a lion's, and said, "It's so cute, all fluffy and drooling."
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