Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1830 Elopement

Xie Fu burst into laughter, and Su Qianqian suddenly realized: "You set me up!"

Xie Fu sat down with a smile, to see if he could see the Gate of Life. He didn't see it, but he felt that the place was quite charming and interesting under the vast sky, gentle breeze and warm sun.

Su Qianqian was some distance away from him. Seeing that he had stopped chasing her, the lively and cheerful atmosphere just now quietly faded away with the cessation of the chase. She shouted loudly, "Why didn't you chase her anymore? Have you given up?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Even if I catch up with you, I can't marry you, so I won't chase you anymore."

Su Qianqian thought to herself, you are so bold, I will marry you if I catch you, if it is so easy, I won't have to run away from marriage, she said, "How about this, if you can catch me, I will give you 100 taels."

Xie Fu shook his head. Su Qianqian said, "I'll find you a good job in the Su family." Fearing that Xie Fu would not be tempted, she added, "A very lucrative job, very lucrative, and you will never have to worry about food and drink for the rest of your life."

Xie Fu shook his head: "I am not interested in money, fame or gain."

"What do you want?"

Xie Fu stared at Su Qianqian with a smile. Su Qianqian saw this expression as a smirk. She felt very shy and refused outright: "No!"

Xie Fu was cool: "No, forget it."

"At most I'll let you kiss me!"

Xie Fu immediately stood up: "You said so."

Su Qianqian saw his wolf-like eyes and regretted it a little. Although she was not a man, she knew that a gentleman should not regret his words. She mustered up the courage to say, "I said it!"

Xie Fu immediately set off like a horse, no! Like a wolf, to chase after him.

Su Qianqian screamed and turned around to run away.

After the bet was placed, the originally ordinary chasing game became tense and exciting. Su Qianqian's heart was pounding, and she had the same feeling as being chased by someone.

I ran to the lake and couldn't go any further, so I ran along the edge of the lake.

Xie Fuhe had never seen such a youthful and energetic side of her and he was immersed in it.

Su Qianqian was covered in sweat and her strength was almost exhausted. Suddenly, her feet went soft and she tripped over a piece of grass and fell to the ground.

Seeing this, Xie Fu hurried over to support her, but Su Qianqian seemed to be caught by a villain. She struggled frantically and kicked Xie Fu in the vitals. Xie Fu squatted down with his hands on his stomach in pain.

I was puzzled in my heart. I have an indestructible body, so how could a kick from Sister Qianqian cause me so much pain?

He soon realized that under Sister Qianqian's ideology, he was just an ordinary man.

Xie Fu held his stomach to endure the pain, which calmed Su Qianqian down. He asked softly with concern: "Are you okay?"

Xie Fu paused for a while, then said unhappily, "What do you think?"

He hadn't endured such pain for a long time, and he was sweating coldly from the pain.

Su Qianqian looked guilty: "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it. How about I blow it for you, and it won't hurt."

Xie Fu shuddered when he heard the word "blow". Then he saw Su Qianqian pouting her lips and looking like she was going to blow on him sincerely, so he couldn't help but shudder again: "Well... no need."

"It's okay. Sometimes when I fall or get hurt, I just blow on it and the pain goes away. Trust me."

Su Qianqian came to Xie Fu while talking, which made Xie Fu nervous. He sat up quickly and said, "No, it doesn't hurt anymore."

Su Qianqian looked at Xie Fu and said, "Then smile for me."

That's really too much. I got kicked in the vitals by you, but I still had to smile for you. After all, she is my sister Qianqian. Xie Fu grinned, but he gasped through his teeth.

"Look, it hurts, right? You lied to me. I kicked you in the stomach just now."

Xie Fu sighed, Su Qianqian chuckled, and rubbed Xie Fu's belly with her little hands: "I can't blow your belly, so I'll blow your hands and face for you."

This medicine is not suitable for the condition. Coupled with Su Qianqian's gentle little hands, Xie Fu couldn't stand it. His vital parts started to hurt again, and he grimace and gasped.

Su Qianqian was surprised and glanced down with her innocent big eyes. In a flash, Xie Fu covered her eyes with one hand and held down her hand that wanted to explore with the other hand.

When Su Qianqian took away her hands that were covering her eyes, Xie Fu had already turned around.

"It's weird, is the injury serious?"

Xie Fu secretly warned himself in his heart, calm down, calm down, this is Sister Qianqian, don't let your mind wander.

When he calmed down, he stood up suddenly and laughed, "Just kidding."

Su Qianqian was stunned for a moment, snorted, and turned away: "I worried for nothing."

While she turned around, Xie Fu grinned and rubbed her. He couldn't help but curse in his heart, her breasts really hurt. If Sister Qianqian hadn't been there, he would have really wanted to lift them up to see if they were broken.

As luck would have it, Su Qianqian suddenly turned around without any warning and saw it.

Xie Fu was embarrassed and Su Qianqian's face turned red.

The atmosphere was awkward for a while, and Xie Fu chuckled. Su Qianqian seemed not to want to hear anything he said. He turned around abruptly, but thought to himself that it was Xiao Jiujiu who kicked him.

Xie Fu let out a cry, feeling as if he had lost something. It could be a big thing or a small thing. He turned around stealthily, lifted the hem of his robe and took a look down, then let out a scream of surprise on the spot.

Su Qianqian turned around abruptly upon hearing the voice. From the side of Xie Fu's face, she saw that he was full of fear, as if he had encountered something unbelievable. She asked with concern, "What happened?"

Xie Fu blurted out: "My..." but suddenly choked himself up.

"I'm so worried, what's going on?"

Su Qianqian moved closer as she spoke, wanting to come over to see it clearly. Xie Fu quickly put down his robe and hid the embarrassing thing. His self-esteem as a man had become like that of a child. It was outrageous. Now he looked no different from a eunuch.

Oh my God, what have I done wrong to deserve this punishment?

Xie Fu was in a state of confusion at this moment. He had no idea what was going on. He only felt that there was a mysterious force controlling everything. He could not help but look up at the sky...

Su Qianqian saw from the side that he was in sorrow and looked as if he had lost all hope in life. She couldn't help but wonder in her heart, could it be that I kicked him to death?

Just as the thought flashed through her mind, she heard Xie Fu's cry, which frightened Su Qianqian: "You are so startled, and you won't tell me what's wrong when I ask you!"

Xie Fu squatted down, holding his stomach, and was in so much pain that tears were about to fall.

Su Qianqian blurted out: "Could it be kicked to pieces by me?"

Su Qianqian was right. He suddenly turned into a pile of mud and roared to the sky: "Just castrate me if you have the guts. What's the point of turning me into a pile of rotten meat!"

Su Qianqian said hurriedly: "No, even if it's broken, it can be used after being mended!"

Xie Fu was in a terrible mood at this time: "It's in such a mess, how can I use it!" If it wasn't so horrible, Xie Fu really wanted to let Su Qianqian take a look and ask her how to use it.

Su Qianqian said softly: "In fact, I think that it is a hindrance to have such a string of things hanging around. For example, girls can still do it without your thing... and be convenient, right?"

Xie Fu was stunned and looked at Su Qianqian with a questioning look in his eyes, "You mean you want me to be your woman?"

Su Qianqian blushed slightly and smiled faintly: "Actually it's very convenient and easy, just squat down. If you don't know how...if you don't know how..."

Su Qianqian turned around and said in a voice as soft as a mosquito's hum: "I can teach you."

Xie Fu was no longer in the mood to joke with Su Qianqian.

Su Qianqian was also feeling very guilty at this time, and said in a coaxing tone: "Actually, there's nothing wrong with being a woman."

Xie Fu had no place to vent his anger at this time, and said unhappily: "Then tell me, what's good about being a woman?"

This one sentence made Su Qianqian speechless. When she thought about it carefully, being a woman was also very hard. She had to bleed every month and give birth to children. How could she compare to the carefree life of a man?

But there was nothing he could do now, so he said, "It's all my fault, don't worry, I will take responsibility."

Xie Fu asked, "How can you be responsible?"

"I...I...I will support you for the rest of your life."

Seeing her innocent, cute, pure and kind appearance, Xie Fu couldn't help but smile, but then he frowned again: "Even if you support me for the rest of my life, how can I get married in the future?"

Su Qianqian hurriedly said: "How about this...how about this..."

"How about this?"

Su Qianqian suddenly said sternly: "If I marry you, you will have a wife."

Xie Fu couldn't help but smile, thinking to himself, what a silly sister, she could actually make him laugh at this time, and said, "Forget it."

Su Qianqian immediately said arrogantly: "Why, am I not worthy of you?"

Xie Fu laughed: "Didn't you say that getting married is scary and you don't want to get married?" Su Qianqian giggled: "It won't be scary if I marry you."

Seeing her innocent and lovely appearance, Xie Fu couldn't help but tease her: "If you marry me, you have to sleep with me."

Su Qianqian was a little shy, and then she said, "If you want to sleep together, then sleep together. Just put on your clothes. Also, take a shower separately."

Xie Fu couldn't help but exclaimed: "Who wants to sleep with you wearing clothes?"

"Why not? My distant cousin also slept with me when she came to visit."

Su Qianqian said as she thought to herself, I will ask Dr. Lu to fix it for me when I get back, so that I can be as cute and beautiful as me. She said, "Don't worry, I promise to make you beautiful."

Xie Fu was puzzled: "What do you mean by beautiful?"

As he was talking, he suddenly felt something was wrong with his body, as if he had lost something again. He reached under his body and it was gone! It had completely disappeared!

Xie Fu panicked and turned around, lifted up his robe and took a look. He was so shocked that he was speechless. It was really gone, and...

Su Qianqian asked curiously, "What happened again?"

Xie Fu couldn't even cry, and wailed, "I've become a woman."

Su Qianqian exclaimed: "Isn't this good?"

Xie Fu glared at Su Qianqian: "Very good!"

If she was gloating, Xie Fu would definitely curse her, but her eyes showed innocence, and she cried to the sky: "Damn God, I was just talking, you really took it seriously."

Su Qianqian was puzzled: "Did she really become a woman? Are you kidding me?"

Xie Fu said coldly: "What kind of fool would tease you with this? If you don't believe me, just watch!"

Su Qianqian actually came closer, but Xie Fu covered it up. How could he let her see such an embarrassing thing?

Su Qianqian said: "Didn't you tell me to see it?"

Xie Fu sneered: "Are you ashamed?"

Su Qianqian was a little embarrassed: "Didn't you say that if you become a woman, it's okay for women to look at other women."

"Then I won't let you watch it."

Xie Fu said as he lay down and sighed. Was it because I had harmed too many women that he punished me like this? Could it be that all my female confidantes were turned into men? The more Xie Fu thought about it, the more horrified he became...

Seeing that he was discouraged, Su Qianqian wanted to cheer him up: "I just said that if you catch me, I will let you kiss me."

Xie Fu blurted out, "Not interested."

Su Qianqian showed a trace of embarrassment on her face. It was the first time a man said he was not interested in kissing her. She continued to comfort him: "Actually, being a woman is pretty good."

Xie Fu was in a terrible mood and was too lazy to respond.

Su Qianqian continued to comfort him, "Didn't you say that after you get married, your husband will love you and take care of you. There will be someone to accompany you under the flowers and the moon, and you will no longer be alone. How romantic and sweet it is."

Xie Fu turned his head and looked at Su Qianqian: "You are mocking me!"

Su Qianqian waved her hands quickly: "No, no, no, this is what I really think. If you are willing, I can love you and protect you."

Xie Fu grinned, but he couldn't laugh or cry.

Su Qianqian suddenly said, "Why don't we get married? I don't have to marry those annoying men, and you can still get a wife."

She wasn't telling a joke, but it was definitely childish talk. Xie Fu said unhappily, "Do you think it's funny?"

"To prove my sincerity, let us take heaven and earth as witnesses and get married right now."

As Su Qianqian spoke, she excitedly pulled Xie Fu's hand and was about to hold the wedding ceremony.

Xie Fu was reluctant to get up: "Stop joking."

"I'm not kidding, I'm being sincere."

Su Qianqian tried to pull Xie Fu up, but Xie Fu pushed her away fiercely: "Stop messing around!"

Su Qianqian fell to the ground with a thud, screamed in pain, then lowered her head and fell silent.

Xie Fu cried out in his heart and couldn't help but said, "I didn't mean it."

Su Qianqian said nothing and was in an extremely low mood.

Xie Fu said again: "I'll apologize to you, that's all."

Su Qianqian didn't even react.

Don't try to guess what the girl is thinking. You won't understand no matter how hard you try. Xie Fu asked in a gentle voice, "What's wrong with you?"

Su Qianqian glanced at him lightly from the corner of her eye, but still said nothing.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Tell me what you want. You can ask for anything."

"Why don't you want to marry me?"

She might have been holding this thought in her heart just now, and she was obviously not a woman who could hide it, so she couldn't help but ask it out loud.

"because……"

It would be a long and tedious explanation, and Xie Fu was also afraid of revealing his identity and touching on the taboo again, so he simply said, "Come, come, come and get married."

Xie Fu stood up on his own initiative, just like playing house with the children. If it could be counted casually, he would have been the husband of many little girls when he was very young.

On the other hand, Su Qianqian seemed to lose interest all of a sudden and maintained the same posture as when she fell.

Xie Fu stepped forward to pull her up, but she was reluctant.

"come."

Su Qianqian said proudly: "No more."

Seeing her acting like a child throwing a tantrum, Xie Fu laughed: "It's no big deal. You are so beautiful, are you afraid that you can't get married?"

Su Qianqian glared at him fiercely and couldn't help cursing in her heart.

Xie Fu suddenly felt a stomachache and wanted to go to the bathroom. Before he left, he said, "Stand still, don't leave. I'll be back soon."

Su Qianqian was puzzled, and then she saw Xie Fu squatting in the bushes not far away. She quickly understood what was going on and snorted, "Lazy people poop and pee a lot, so I'd better make your stomach hurt all the time so that you can't poop."

After waiting for a long time, there was no movement in the grass. Su Qianqian shouted, but Xie Fu was struggling with some force at the moment and had no time to respond.

Su Qianqian walked closer curiously and saw Xie Fu squatting on the ground, his face swollen and veins exposed, his forehead covered with sweat, and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Xie Fu raised one hand and said breathlessly, "Wait a moment, I'll be there soon."

Su Qianqian asked: "Can't you pull it out?"

Xie Fu nodded perfunctorily.

Su Qianqian chuckled with gloating: "I just cursed you, and it really worked."

Xie Fu's spirit suddenly appeared when he heard this, and he blurted out, "Are you really cursing me like this?"

Su Qianqian curled her lips: "I cursed you to have a stomachache, and it worked?"

Xie Fu asked: "Then are you also cursing me to become a woman?"

Su Qianqian replied: "No, I just thought that since you are rotten anyway, I will let Dr. Lu fix you up and make you as cute and beautiful as me."

Xie Fu looked down and found that she was really beautiful, as white as a lotus flower in the snow.

Now it is even clearer that this dream was constructed by Su Qianqian's ideology. In this dream, she is like the creator, whatever she thinks is what happens.

This is also why his Jiujiu suddenly became like a child, and then rotted and disappeared. It was all what Su Qianqian thought.

She suddenly smiled and said that Sister Qianqian is so innocent that she has never seen a man's self-esteem, and her understanding of a man's body is still that of a little boy.

"You can still laugh!"