Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1831 Little Sister

When Xie Fu heard this and saw Su Qianqian glaring at him, he was afraid that she would curse him secretly again, so he quickly raised his hand and said, "Good sister, don't hate me."

Su Qianqian burst into laughter: "What did you call me just now?"

"Good sister."

Xie Fu's tone was full of flattery. Su Qianqian smiled and said, "Shame on you. How old are you? How old am I? And you call me sister instead."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Usually, older sisters are caring."

"My sister loves others, but she never said she would love you." She has a niece who is only six or seven years old. She loves her so much that she treats her like a younger sister.

"Then would you be willing to love me?"

Su Qianqian saw his flattering look and immediately softened her heart, but she still had to save face: "Then say something nice, I'll consider it."

"Good sister, will you please love me for a moment?"

This tone and expression might give outsiders goosebumps, but Xie Fu was already used to it and didn't notice it at all.

Su Qianqian smiled happily: "Okay, okay."

Xie Fu hurriedly said: "Then bless me in your heart."

"How can I bless you?"

"Just say you hope I don't have a stomachache."

As the thought flashed through Su Qianqian's mind, the pain in Xie Fu's stomach disappeared immediately, and she became more certain of her own guess and judgment. I must deal with it well, lest she curse me to death and I die here unjustly.

Su Qianqian was puzzled: "It doesn't hurt anymore?"

"Yes, sister, your blessing worked."

"You weren't lying to me just now."

Xie Fu hurriedly waved his hands and said, "I dare not, I really dare not." After all, in this dream, Su Qianqian is the real god, and no matter how great his magical powers are, it will be useless.

Su Qianqian said proudly: "I don't think you would dare."

After a sigh of thanks, Su Qianqian saw that he was hesitating and took the initiative to ask, "Do you want to kiss me?"

Xie Fu was shocked: "No!"

"without?"

Xie Fu smiled apologetically: "I dare not."

"Do you don't want to or don't dare?"

Xie Fu smiled awkwardly: "I want to, but I don't dare."

Su Qianqian smiled and said, "I'm willing to accept the loss. I'm not the kind of person who refuses to pay." She proudly turned her face to Xie Fu and said, "Give me a kiss."

Xie Fu gave her a light kiss on the cheek, but it wasn't the first time.

Su Qianqian was very satisfied: "I didn't expect you to be so honest. You just do what I say."

Xie Fu sighed and wanted Su Qianqian to help him become a man again, but he didn't know how to ask her.

Su Qianqian asked, "You don't want to kiss me again, do you?"

"No. There is something I want you to help me with, my dear sister."

Perhaps Su Qianqian was usually quite clumsy, and others did not expect her to be of any help, so few people asked her for help. When she heard Xie Fu's request, she was very proud and said generously: "Tell me, if there is anything I can help with, I will definitely help."

Xie Fu pondered his words for a while: "Can you pray that my nipples will recover soon?" If he said other words, Su Qianqian might not be able to understand them because she is so innocent. But nipples are a common name among the people, so Su Qianqian would definitely understand them.

After Su Qianqian glanced at Xie Fu, she closed her eyes and prayed for Xie Fu devoutly.

In an instant, Xie Fu felt like what he had lost was returned. He was so excited that he lifted up the hem of his robe and looked down. His expression was uglier than crying, and he said that Jiujiu was really Jiujiu.

It's ridiculous for a man of this age to be so diced.

Su Qianqian suddenly opened her eyes: "I'll pray for you. Is it effective?"

Xie Fu originally wanted to make more requests, but then he thought better of it. Sister Qianqian is so innocent, so he might as well seduce her. I will find an opportunity to ask her indirectly.

Seeing that he was hesitant to speak, Su Qianqian said generously: "If you have any other requests, just tell me, I will definitely satisfy you."

Xie Fu thought to himself, Sister Qianqian is still as good as ever, I must take you back. He glanced around to see if the life gate had appeared.

At the same time, I was thinking, why did the life gate suddenly appear last time? Does it only appear in extreme darkness?

"I'm asking you something."

Xie Fu came back to his senses: "No more requests. I'm a little tired from running. Let's take a break."

The two of them sat down in a relatively open place. The breeze was blowing gently, the sun was shining brightly, and the scenery was pleasant. It was a good time to relax the body and mind.

Su Qianqian saw that this enthusiastic man suddenly fell silent, and asked softly: "Do you regret it?"

"What do you regret?"

"I regret bringing me out."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I have done many things that I regret in my life, but I will never regret this."

Su Qianqian was surprised, and lowered her head and said, "To be honest, I have been stupid since I was a child. I only cause trouble to others and am like a burden."

"You are definitely not a burden!"

Su Qianqian saw the sincerity in Xie Fu's eyes, and was delighted and expectant: "Really?"

"You don't know how precious you are. You are simply a one-of-a-kind treasure in the world."

Su Qianqian was both happy and shy: "You are so sweet."

Xie Fu joked: "You haven't tasted it, how do you know that my mouth is sweet."

"I mean you speak really sweetly, not just your mouth."

"Really? Does it make you feel sweet?"

Su Qianqian didn't say anything, but she felt sweet in her heart. If she married this man and lived with him for the rest of her life, it wouldn't be difficult.

But when she thought about sleeping with him naked, her cheeks turned red again.

Suddenly a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth again, and he said, "Little brat, if you dare to mess with me, I will shoot you to death."

Seeing her looking worried, shy, and smiling, Xie Fu asked, "What's wrong with you? Are you stupid because of sweetness?"

Su Qianqian said, "You are the one who is stupid. By the way, what's your name?"

"Thank... um..." Xie Fu stopped in time, fearing that the taboo would be triggered again.

"Thank you, Goose?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "No, my name is Dreamer."

Su Qianqian pouted: "You are teasing me again, right?"

"His surname is Meng, and his name is Zhongren."

"Mengzhongren?"

Xie Fu smiled and nodded, it was just a title.

"The surname Meng doesn't sound nice, just call yourself Meng Zhong Ren."

How can one change someone's surname? It's simply outrageous.

Su Qianqian said proudly: "Why, you don't want to?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Okay, okay, let's call her Dream Lover, your Dream Lover."

Su Qianqian is silly and slow to react in some aspects, but she is not a fool. She knows that Xie Fu is taking advantage of her again, but for some reason she is not angry and the corners of her mouth curl up slightly.

Perhaps there were very few men who spoke to her like this, in a warm, humorous and bold manner, which made her girlish heart beat fast.

"My name is Su Qianqian."

"I know."

"you know?"

"Who in Jiancheng doesn't know the beautiful, dignified and noble Miss Su San?"

Su Qianqian chuckled: "You flattered me too much this time. Not only am I not dignified, but I am also a little naughty."

"Really? I can't tell."

"Really? Every time we go on a horseback riding trip, I'm always the fastest rider." "Haha, I really can't tell."

Su Qianqian gestured happily: "I learned to ride a horse when I was eight years old. Every time I come here, I run from here to there..."

"The environment here is so complicated. You have to be careful when riding so fast. Don't fall off the horse."

"I have never done that while riding a horse, but I have fallen several times while walking on foot."

Su Qianqian laughed at herself and suddenly looked at Xie Fu and asked, "You seem to know me very well."

Xie Fu looked calm: "You said it yourself, you are so stupid."

Su Qianqian snorted: "I am stupid, but you are not allowed to say that."

Xie Fu laughed. Sister Qianqian was so cute. "By the way, are you hungry?"

Su Qianqian pouted with a look of resentment: "Why did you remind me?"

"That means I'm hungry."

"So what if I'm hungry? There's nothing to eat here."

"Wait here, don't go away, I'll get you something to eat."

Xie Fu knew that Su Qianqian was the most greedy person, so he couldn't let her down even in her dreams. It was better to have a good dream than a nightmare.

After walking around for a long time, I didn't see any game, let alone a bird flying in the sky.

When he returned empty-handed, he found that Su Qianqian had disappeared. He panicked and shouted loudly: "Sister Qianqian... Sister Qianqian..."

Just as I was looking around like a headless fly, I heard Su Qianqian's voice coming from the lake: "Here?"

Xie Fu followed the sound and found Su Qianqian sitting on a small boat by the river. Xie Fu couldn't help but blame her: "Sister Qianqian, didn't I tell you to wait where you are? Why are you running around? What if something unexpected happens?"

Su Qianqian sensed his concern and swallowed back the words that were about to come out of her mouth. She said weakly, "I saw a small boat by the lake and couldn't help it."

How could anyone bear to blame him for this? Xie Fu smiled and said, "Okay, don't run around next time."

Su Qianqian nodded and called to Xie Fu: "Come on board quickly."

Seeing how excited she was, Xie Fu didn't want to spoil her mood, so he got on the boat.

Su Qianqian said happily: "Finally I can take a boat ride. I've been thinking about it for a long time."

Xie Fu asked curiously, "Have you never been on a boat?"

Su Qianqian shook her head: "When I was born, a fortune teller told me that I would have a water disaster and should avoid water. That's why my father didn't allow me to go near rivers, streams, lakes or ponds, let alone take a boat trip."

Xie Fu knew that young ladies from wealthy families especially valued and believed this, so he smiled and said, "That's why I named you Qianqian, right?"

Su Qianqian was surprised and asked, "How did you know?"

Xie Fu said calmly: "Because the word 'shallow' in Feng Shui theory means avoiding water."

"You are the first one to guess the meaning of my name. You look like you have read some books, right?"

Xie Fu raised the corner of his lips. He wouldn't be proud of anything else, but he was proud of his studies.

Su Qianqian looked at Xie Fu's arrogant expression and snorted, "I've seen it a long time ago. He's full of sour Confucian airs and a nerd."

Xie Fu laughed out loud: "Do I look like a nerd?"

Su Qianqian deliberately said sarcastically: "Like, very much like!"

"Well, since you are in trouble, go ashore."

Su Qianqian was dumbfounded: "Don't."

Xie Fu shook his head. He still believed in the Feng Shui theory, but his understanding of physiognomy was not enough to even get a glimpse of the corner of the heavenly palace. There were even some unlearned people who cheated people, so some people disdained it.

Su Qianqian looked aggrieved: "I finally have this opportunity, just accompany me for once."

Faced with Su Qianqian's pleading, Xie Fu still shook his head, not wanting to cause trouble or anything go wrong.

Su Qianqian looked resentful: "My father controls me. I've only known you for one day, and you control me too. I'm destined to be controlled by others my whole life."

Xie Fu asked with a smile: "Isn't it good to be controlled by someone?"

Su Qianqian glared at him, her face looked very sour and her mouth flattened.

This expression reminded Xie Fu of her miserable look when he saw her at the inn just now. Sister Qianqian was really miserable. Such a pure and kind person suddenly changed her mind here: "Okay."

Su Qianqian was surprised: "What?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Just play for a while."

Su Qianqian was so happy that she rushed towards Xie Fu. The boat shook and Xie Fu made a few "ah" sounds to remind him. Su Qianqian kissed him on the face without any warning.

Being kissed so joyfully by a young girl, Xie Fu felt slightly dizzy, as if he was suddenly given infinite power, and was willing to go through fire and water for her.

Su Qianqian was so excited that she realized it later. She was embarrassed and froze for a while. She covered up and said, "Hmph, you got it for free. This is my first time kissing someone."

In Xie Fu's opinion, perhaps she wanted to express that she was a dignified woman. Xie Fu certainly agreed and laughed, "Do you feel that you have suffered a loss?"

Su Qianqian curled her lips: "Isn't it? This is my first..."

Xie Fu pointed at his lips and said, "Kissing here is considered the first step."

Su Qianqian said loudly: "You wish!"

"Hey, hey, hey, I just wanted to remind you that your Chuwen is still there."

Su Qianqian looked at his smiling face and asked, "Why did you suddenly change your mind?"

"Because no matter what happens, I will protect you."

This sentence was too destructive to Su Qianqian. Her heart was filled with emotion and she asked softly, "Why are you so nice to me?"

"Because you're worth it!"

I deserve it, I deserve it. These three words kept echoing in Su Qianqian's heart. She seemed to see something clear in her confusion.

"Okay, sit tight."

Xie Fu began to row the boat. The boat swayed with the waves like the slow flow of time. The sun was warm, the lake was clear, and the sky was filled with magical clouds, which made people feel relaxed and happy.

All this was full of novelty and excitement for Su Qianqian, who was riding a boat for the first time. Her expression was like that of a little child. She sometimes looked at the gently flowing waves, and sometimes opened her arms to feel the gentle breeze from the lake. The joy between her brows blended into the scenery of lakes and mountains, becoming the most moving color among them.

Seeing her happy, Xie Fu felt happy too. Nine out of ten things in life are not as expected, but this moment was one of the few that were satisfactory. Suddenly he saw Su Qianqian lying on the edge of the boat, stretching out her hand to touch the water in the lake, and reminded her in a hey hey hey hey: "Sit still, you can't play on the boat." He had been taught this since he was a child.

At this moment, Su Qianqian was like a bird that had escaped from a cage, throwing all the rules behind her. Perhaps deep in her heart she had already been rebelling against being well-educated and conformist.

Everyone has a different nature. Maybe her nature should be to be a lively and cheerful girl, but she has always been oppressed.

He scooped up some lake water and splashed it towards Xie Fu. In order to maintain the balance of the boat, Xie Fu did not dodge but just shouted, "Alright, alright."

Su Qianqian saw that his face was splashed with water, and she shouted loudly, giggling happily: "I will splash you, I will splash you to death."

Seeing that she was playing more and more crazy, Xie Fu said with concern: "Be careful, be careful."

Su Qianqian saw that he didn't care about the water being splashed, and was only concerned with reminding her to be careful. She stopped and asked, "If I fall into the lake, will you save me?"

"Stop making trouble, or I'll row the boat back."

Su Qianqian pretended to fall and screamed. At this moment, she saw the tension in Xie Fu's eyes. She was delighted and saw that Xie Fu's hands had left the oars and he approached her quickly and held her in his arms.

With such intimate contact, Su Qianqian's heart trembled and she softened.

Xie Fu's voice was full of accusation: "I told you to stop making trouble, look at this."

Su Qianqian seemed very well-behaved and didn't talk back like she did just now.

Xie Fu was so angry that he spanked her on the butt. Su Qianqian screamed, but it didn't hurt. She just felt a burning sensation on her butt and face. She said with embarrassment, "You...you...you."

"What are you!"

Su Qianqian was also angry: "Don't you know that you can't hit a girl's butt randomly?"

"Who told you not to listen?"

"You!" Su Qianqian was speechless, so she simply turned around and sulked.

Xie Fu returned to his original position and continued rowing the boat. He saw her wearing a crimson dress that looked gorgeous in the sun, with a jade-inlaid pearl hairpin on her head that was dazzling, and a figure as gentle and graceful as the waves of the lake. He thought to himself, what a pure girl set off by the light of the water. Others don't know how to appreciate it, but I do: "Hey."

Su Qianqian ignored the other person's call. Xie Fu smiled and said, "You're still angry."

Although Su Qianqian did not respond this time, she snorted coldly to express her dissatisfaction.

"Don't be angry, I just spanked you, it's not like you lost any flesh."