Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1870 Discussing Life Events

Su Qianqian said perfunctorily: "Children should not ask these questions."

Su Xianren said, "If you are so hesitant and cover up, then you don't love me."

Su Qianqian scolded: "Nonsense! He is my husband, how can I not love him."

Seeing her aunt's anger, Su Xianren remembered that she had just lost her husband. Asking these questions was like exposing someone's wounds. She didn't dare to ask any more questions and instead said with a grin, "Aunt, come up and lie down. When I was a kid, I loved sleeping with you the most."

Thinking of those happy times, Su Qianqian smiled and lay down on the bed next to her niece.

As soon as she lay down, Su Xianren stretched out his arms to hug her. Su Qianqian screamed, "What are you doing! You are dirty and smelly."

Su Xianren chuckled: "Aunt, you used to say the same thing. Every time I made your bed dirty."

Su Qianqian smiled and said, "Yeah, dirty girl."

“I remember one time I didn’t wash my feet.”

"You dare to say that my bedding and sheets were all covered with footprints that time."

"But my aunt didn't dislike it then, why does she dislike it now?"

"You were a child then, and now you are a grown-up girl. Can it be the same?"

Su Xianren said, "I understand. Aunt dislikes me not because I am a grown-up girl now, but because I am not a grown-up son."

"Play the piano randomly!"

"If I were a young master, and I were hugging you like this right now, you would definitely be willing, and your heart would be filled with joy."

Being teased by her own niece, Su Qianqian said sternly: "Who said I am willing?"

Su Xianren smiled and said, "What if this young master is handsome, elegant, and knowledgeable?"

Su Qianqian snorted coldly: "Then I will treat him as a sharp silver woman."

This is a capital crime in Jiancheng. Generally, those who commit this crime will be castrated first, let tormented for several days, and finally tied with stones and sunk to the bottom of the river to drown.

Su Xianren smiled and said, "What if this handsome, elegant, knowledgeable and talented young master is my master? Should I also be treated as a sharp silver woman?"

Su Qianqian knew that her niece was teasing her on purpose, so she smiled and said, "If it's him, then the death penalty can be spared."

Su Xianren said, "Aunt, you really know how to favor one over the other."

"He is my sworn brother, so of course I have to show some favoritism." Su Qianqian said proudly, "But he is also a sin that cannot be escaped."

Su Xianren asked with great interest: "How is the punishment for a living crime?"

"It's a living crime..."

Of course, he was spanked. Thinking of that scene, Su Qianqian couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Su Xianren immediately became curious: "Aunt, what are you laughing at? How will you punish me?"

"Don't tell you!"

Su Xianren's appetite had been whetted: "Aunt, tell me."

"Did not say!"

"Then I'll guess."

Su Qianqian stopped laughing: "Guess." But she thought to herself, it's strange that you can guess it, who would have thought that I would spank him, a grown man getting spanked by his sister, thinking of this, Su Qianqian almost couldn't help laughing.

“Draw a turtle on his face.”

Su Qianqian was originally trying to hold back her laughter, but she burst out laughing when she heard this: "Are you childish or not? What kind of punishment is this?"

Su Xianren said, "I think that for a great hero like Master, drawing a turtle on his face is the greatest insult and punishment for him."

Su Qianqian smiled in her heart. Wouldn't it be a greater insult to be spanked by a great hero? She replied, "No."

"That……"

Su Xianren whispered in Su Qianqian's ear.

Su Qianqian frowned after hearing this: "You are so dirty, where did you come up with such a bad idea?"

Su Xianren snickered: "When those boys play games, they have to play the game of playing ...

"You know she's just a child. How can a grown man treat her like this?"

Su Xianren suddenly said, "I guessed it."

Su Qianqian smiled and said, "Just tell me if you guessed it."

Su Xianren whispered, "Isn't he going to spank me as punishment?"

Su Qianqian exclaimed in surprise. She didn’t expect that Su Xianren could guess it. Really, only a ghost could guess this kind of punishment.

But Su Qianqian said, "I guessed it, right? When I was a kid, I was naughty and you loved spanking me the most, Auntie."

So that's how it is. I was wondering how the little girl could guess so accurately.

Su Xianren chuckled: "When I think of a great hero like Master getting spanked, I want to laugh. I really want to see Master getting spanked. Aunt, can you let me watch from the side when the time comes?"

It's easy to talk about it in private. How could Su Qianqian let Xie Fu lose face in front of outsiders? She said coldly: "What do you think?"

Su Xianren said coquettishly, "Okay?"

Su Qianqian flatly refused: "No!"

Su Xianren was unhappy: "No, then no, why are you so fierce?"

Su Qianqian was amused: "If I spank you, let your master watch, okay?"

Su Xianren cried out, "How embarrassing!"

Su Qianqian smiled: "The same goes for me. How can I let you just watch me beat him?"

"You can fight, but I can't watch."

Su Qianqian said proudly: "Of course, I am his sister, and it is natural for a sister to beat her brother."

Su Xianren also said proudly: "I am his apprentice."

"You might as well let your master spank you."

Su Xianren's face suddenly turned red, and after a while, she smiled and said, "Aunt has never been hugged like this on the bed. How about I satisfy Aunt today?"

Su Qianqian smiled secretly in her heart. Who said I didn't? Thinking of Brother Fu, she felt sweet in her heart and deliberately teased him, "It's a pity that you are a woman."

Su Xianren smiled and said, "Why don't I pretend to be the master and help fulfill Auntie's dream."

Su Qianqian smiled: "You can't pretend."

"Who said I can't act like one?"

Su Xianren said as he hugged Su Qianqian tightly with his arms: "Sister Qianqian, you missed me so much."

Su Xianren imitated Xie Fu's tone, and for a moment Su Qianqian actually felt like Xie Fu was hugging her and she let out a cry.

"Sister Qianqian, why don't you resist? Do you want to kill me too?"

"Nonsense." Su Qianqian responded and tried to break free, but Su Xianren was a martial artist and those two arms were not something Su Qianqian could break free from.

Struggling to the point of being bullied, he coldly said, "Let go."

"If you say you miss your brother, I'll let you go."

Su Qianqian curled her lips and said, "Don't even think about it!" She was also a man of integrity and pride.

"Sister Qianqian, you are so beautiful. Holding you like this is like holding a ball of warm snow. I wish I could peel off the snow skin and see the snow heart."

"you dare!"

"I don't dare in my heart, but my hands can't help it." Su Xianren said as his hands were already wandering all over Su Qianqian.

At the same time, the woman was her niece, so Su Qianqian didn't care. However, she was a little nervous when Su Xianren caught her. She shrank back and dodged while laughing, "Stop it, you're messing with me."

"Sister Qianqian, if you don't tell me, I won't stop."

“Heh… chuckle…”

Thinking that it was just a joke with her niece, Su Qianqian smiled and said, "Okay... Hehe, good brother, sister misses you."

"How much do you want it?"

"I miss you so much, but it's okay now." As they were playing around, giggles as loud as silver bells could be heard in the room.

Life is always interspersed with joy and sorrow. I just hope there is more joy and less sorrow.

Seeing his aunt smiling as innocently as a young girl, Su Xianren felt relieved and sad at the same time. He suddenly said, "Sister Qianqian, I want to see your body."

Su Qianqian said angrily, "Come again, haven't you had enough fun yet?"

Su Xianren's expression suddenly changed: "Aunt, I just feel sorry for you."

Su Qianqian smiled: "Why do you feel sorry for me?"

"I feel sorry for my aunt, who is in her prime and has to be a widow, all alone for the rest of her life."

Su Qianqian smiled and said, "Silly girl, how can I be alone? Don't I have you?"

"Yes, I am still here, but there are some things that I cannot replace."

"what do you want to say in the end?"

"Aunt, why don't you marry my master?"

Oh, Su Qianqian was shocked. She didn't expect these words to come from Su Xian. This would have been impossible in the past. She has always had only a sisterly relationship with her good brother, but since she knew that her good brother was the man of her dreams that she had been thinking about day and night, she was willing in her heart.

She had fallen in love once and had fulfilled her wish, so she didn't have too many extravagant demands. Now that Su Xianren had brought it to the table, things became a little complicated again.

Thinking of this, he smiled and replied, "What nonsense."

"What nonsense! Isn't it possible?"

This question left Su Qianqian speechless. It's okay, but...

Su Xianren was just testing the waters at first, but when he saw his aunt was hesitant and saw a glimmer of possibility, he smiled and said, "He is my master, so he will become my uncle in the future, which means we are even closer relatives."

"But to me, it's so strange that a good brother becomes a husband, and she already has a wife."

As Su Qianqian finished her speech, her voice became lower and lower, and she became less and less confident. If she was a young girl waiting to be married, it would be fine, but she was already a woman who had been married once. A man of Xie Fu's status would be laughed at if he married a widow.

Su Xianren was smart and immediately saw that her aunt liked the master, but she had many concerns. She quickly said, "You don't want a man like the master. There are a lot of women vying for him."

"Others are others, and I am me."

"My silly aunt is like a good horse. If you don't ride it, someone else will. You can't let her be taken away for free."

"You silly girl, how can you make such a comparison?"

Su Xianren laughed and said, "Isn't the master a peerless horse? Who wouldn't want to ride on it and experience the feeling of being as fast as lightning?"

"If that's the case, then wouldn't you be..." Su Qianqian was about to say this when she suddenly felt something was wrong and stopped herself abruptly.

Su Xianren said calmly, "I want to ride it, but I'm not qualified."

Su Qianqian smiled and wiped it off.

"Aunt, if you don't ride, another woman will."

Su Qianqian was quite proud: "My good brother has a dignified character, and not everyone can ride on him."

Su Xianren said, "It's hard to say. No matter how untamable a horse is, it can't withstand a good horse trainer."

"Xianren, what do you mean by this?"

So, Su Xianren told about the relationship between Xie Fu and two women, Chen Linglong and Wang Yuwo.

After Su Qianqian heard this, her face darkened. Seeing this, Su Xianren laughed and said, "Aunt, you are jealous."

Su Qianqian said unhappily: "Why should I be jealous? I am..." She was not good at lying, and the sour feeling in her heart was jealousy, so she just snorted.

Su Xianren said, "Aunt, instead of being jealous of others, you might as well let others be jealous of you."

Su Qianqian asked softly: "Xianren, do you really think so?"

Su Xianren nodded and said, "Aunt, I really feel sorry for you. Master is your good brother. You can't let another woman take advantage of you. If you don't want to ask, I'll take care of this matter."

Su Qianqian just smiled and felt that she was a little greedy.

"I'll go talk to the master right now." Su Xianren said as he was about to get out of bed, causing the wound on his leg to move and he cried out in pain.

Su Qianqian smiled and said, "It's the middle of the night, why are you in a hurry? There will be plenty of time in the future."

Su Xianren said happily: "Aunt, so you agree."

"Didn't you tell me that I can't let other women get away with it?"

……

As for Xie Fu, he was soaking in the bathtub with his eyes closed, resting.

After the battle with Li Taizhong, his body was injured, his mind was damaged, and he was extremely exhausted both physically and mentally.

Lu Yehua was wiping his body and rubbing his back, and Xie Fu fell asleep unknowingly.

Lu Yehua wanted to say a few words to him, but seeing that he was snoring, she began to rub his neck hard. You know, she is a martial arts master and her strength is enough to twist a person's neck off.

Xie Fu was awakened: "Be gentle, be gentle, you still don't know how to serve others if you have never served others before."

Lu Yehua said calmly: "If you have never served anyone, you will not be able to serve anyone!"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Why are you so reluctant?"

"How can I be willing? Who am I? Who are you? You have the guts to let me serve you. It's almost the same as if you serve me."

Xie Fu laughed: "It's not like I haven't served you before."

"Forget it! The service is fake, but the covetousness is real."

Xie Fupo said meaningfully: "I thought my Lady Yueshui was a sensible woman, but I didn't expect her to be a petty, rude and troublesome person."

"Humph, you are just being petty and unreasonable."

"I knew you wouldn't serve me obediently." Xie Fu said and turned around.

Lu Yehua said angrily: "Let your sister Qianqian serve you."

As soon as Lu Yehua finished speaking, Xie Fu reached out and pulled her into the bathtub. Lu Yehua quickly shook him off and took a step back: "What are you doing?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Serving me is fake, wanting to bathe with me is real. Isn't this just to satisfy you?"

Lu Yehua sneered: "Tsk, do you really think you are a treasure?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Although I am not a treasure, I am someone's treasure."

"Shameless!"

Xie Fu stretched out his arm and pulled her back: "Come, tell me what you are angry about and what you are complaining about."

"No anger or resentment!"

All women in the world are the same. No matter how noble or proud they are, they all have the same temperament.

Xie Fu suddenly reached out and hugged her into the bathtub. There was a sound of splashing water, and water splashed all over the floor.

Lu Yehua was startled, and Xie Fu came closer, pressed her against the edge of the pot, and said with a smile: "Are you satisfied now? Are you willing to be honest now?"

Lu Yehua said angrily: "What are you doing? You got my clothes wet."

"That's perfect. I'll take off your wet clothes and help the woman I respect most take a bath."

Lu Yehua smiled: "Don't give me that, think about it yourself."

"I was born to serve others. There is no way I can let others serve me."

"Alright, alright, turn around."

She held up Xie Fu's long hair with one hand and gently wiped his back with the other hand. This time her movements were gentle, showing that he was willing to do so.

Xie Fu simply laid his hands on the edge of the pot, resting his head on his hands, as if he was about to fall asleep again.

Lu Yehua was afraid that he would fall asleep again, so he asked, "Su Qianqian, what are you going to do?"

Xie Fu said calmly: "Just do what needs to be done, you don't need to worry too much."