Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1871 Come one by one

"No matter what, we have to find a way to resettle them."

"Do you really care, or are you just testing my opinion?"

"I would like to stay out of it, but your business is my business. Every time you get yourself into trouble, I have to clean up your mess."

"Okay, don't worry about it."

"I helped you with all this without the knowledge of the Immortal Court. I was not a good person to you, but you still miss me so much."

Xie Fu turned around and stared at Lu Yehua coldly, and said in a cold voice: "I told you, you don't have to worry about these. Also, you are not Lu Yehua, you are Tongran Jurchen!"

Lu Yehua was startled, and then said aggrievedly: "You are so mean to me!"

Xie Fu pressed forward: "You've done so many things, just to get this!"

Lu Yehua was also a martial arts master, and it would not be so easy for him to surrender unless he was willing. The two of them actually started fighting in the bathtub.

Logically speaking, Xie Fu should have been the winner, but his meridians were injured in the battle with Li Taizhong and had not recovered yet, so he was half disabled and actually lost this time.

The man was pressed to the bottom of the jar by Lu Yehua, who clamped his legs around his neck, making him unable to move.

Lu Yehua snorted coldly: "I am not someone who can be bullied easily."

"I don't care what you do with other women, but don't try to show off in front of me."

"If I give you a little color, you can open a dyeing factory in front of me!"

Lu Yehua called Xie Fu "old mother" all the time, showing her feminine power. Seeing that Xie Fu did not respond or resist or struggle, she quickly loosened her legs and pulled Xie Fu out of the water.

As expected, seeing Xie Fu smiling, he was just pretending to win her heart. Just when she was about to suppress him, she heard Xie Fu say, "Tonight was the most dangerous battle in my life. I was seriously injured and almost couldn't come back to see you."

Lu Yehua was startled and immediately put away his temper: "Why didn't you say so earlier?"

She began to check Xie Fu's body, but found that Xie Fu was unharmed. Her face suddenly changed: "How dare you lie to me!" Xie Fu could lie to her, but he couldn't joke about such things.

Xie Fu hurriedly said: "Internal injuries, internal injuries."

Lu Yehua placed his hand on his wrist, and the true Qi flowed into his Qi point. When he realized that the Qi was not flowing smoothly, like a river with many blockages, his face immediately changed. This was a meridian damage and rupture. For a martial artist, this was the most serious injury, and it was almost impossible to fully recover. It was like an ordinary person with severed tendons, leaving the lower body disabled. A martial artist would rather have damage to his Dan Fu than have his meridians severely damaged.

Lu Yehua cried out, took the initiative to hug Xie Fu tightly, and said comfortingly: "It's okay, even if you become a useless person, I will protect you."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Will you bully me?"

Seeing him being so nonchalant, Lu Yehua felt even more distressed: "No, no, from now on I will only let you bully me to your heart's content!"

"You said that, but you turned your face against me within a few days."

"I……"

Lu Yehua simply swore: "I swear, if I bully you in the future..."

Before she finished speaking, Xie Fu reached out and covered her mouth: "Don't trust yourself so much. With your temper, you can't do it. But I am willing to let you bully me. After all, you are my sweetheart."

"Then I will abolish my martial arts, so I won't be able to bully you."

Xie Fu laughed: "Then how can you protect me?"

"Fu, you can say whatever you want."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I want you to pretend to be a puppy to make me happy tonight."

If Xie Fu had dared to say this before, Lu Yehua would have definitely turned hostile and beaten Xie Fu up, but now, in order to comfort him and make him happy, he readily responded, "Okay!"

Xie Fu laughed heartily: "Well, although I am seriously injured, I will recover in a few days."

"Who are you kidding?"

The meridians are damaged and ruptured, how can they be healed easily?

Xie Fu smiled and said, "You have forgotten my magic. No matter how badly I am injured, I can always recover in the end."

"Really?"

"Have you forgotten that my blood has always brought others back to life? Since I can save others, how can I not save myself?"

Lu Yehua's heart trembled: "Can it really be cured?"

Xie Fu smiled and nodded, and Lu Yehua was moved and took the initiative to kiss him.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "You women are like wind, rain and clouds."

Lu Yehua said softly: "Last time you asked me to use my mouth..."

Before Lu Yehua could finish her words, her head sank slightly to the bottom of the water, but Xie Fu lifted her head out of the water.

Lu Yehua's hair was wet and stuck to his cheeks. He looked timid and said, "It's okay. I'm willing to do this this time."

"I have internal injuries, and you are still torturing me like this. Do you want to kill me?"

Xie Fu added, "Please let me go, please?"

Lu Yehua burst out laughing: "I thought you, an old thief, wanted to do that."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "It's you, the beautiful thief. Think about it yourself."

Lu Yehua raised his hand to hit him, but suddenly put it down gently, saying tenderly: "Yes, yes, it's my own idea, that's all." Then he whispered in Xie Fu's ear: "Who made you so powerful? Every time you..."

Xie Fu's heart warmed up, Lu Yehua noticed it, and couldn't help but chuckled: "Oh, so you like to hear these words."

"Haven't you heard of this saying? Every man hopes that his wife can handle both housework and cooking, be a dignified and elegant lady during the day, and be a..."

"I'm not your wife."

"Haven't you heard that a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as a secret lover?"

Lu Yehua scolded: "You rascal, you are really full of evil intentions. How could I, with my sharp eyes and golden eyes, see you as a decent person? I should have known not to marry Xianting to you."

"Well, if you don't marry Xianting to me, I will have to steal you away."

"Now that you have stolen it, you should finally be satisfied."

"You are wrong again. It is better not to steal than to steal. This way you can remember it for the rest of your life."

Lu Yehua curled his lips: "If I had known earlier..."

"It's too late for you to regret now if you didn't know this earlier."

The two exchanged some witty remarks, and Xie Fu suddenly said, "I saw Yun Woxue tonight."

Lu Yehua was surprised and stood there in a daze, staring at Xie Fu blankly, wanting to wait for his confirmation again.

Xie Fu nodded and told him everything he had seen tonight, including how Yun Woxue had returned to her young girlish appearance, with no injuries on her body and a face resembling that of a bodhisattva, as if she had attained nirvana and attained Buddhahood.

Finally, he added, "If Yun Woxue hadn't shown up in time tonight, I would have fallen into the hands of Li Taizhong."

Lu Yehua pondered for a long time before speaking: "Legend has it that the descendants of Penglai Immortal Sect enter the world to seek the state of natural perfection and eventually achieve the true way. It is not just to hone their skills in the world and then return to Penglai Immortal Sect to succeed the sect master. Could it be that Yun Woxue has already cultivated the state of natural perfection and achieved the true way?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I think so. Looking at her temperament and appearance, she really looks like an immortal or a bodhisattva."

Lu Yehua smiled and said, "She came back from the dead, you finally have no regrets, right?" "It's strange, I was sad when she died, and I was happy when she was alive, but everything seems to have nothing to do with me. I am just a passer-by in her life, no different from other people."

Lu Yehua smiled and said, "After she becomes a true Taoist, she won't reject you, will she?"

Xie Fu laughed loudly: "Common sense! If she becomes my woman, she is just a woman. This is Yun Wo Xue. It is a more miraculous thing to be able to communicate with a Bodhisattva."

Lu Yehua sneered: "If you can't get it, you can't get it. You said it as if it were true."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I have never lacked women. You must admit that. One more or one less is the same to me."

Then he leaned over to Lu Yehua's ear and whispered, "Just like you, if you were my Lord Taishui, you could only be admired from afar and not up close."

Lu Yehua sneered: "So you are just like those cheap men and like this kind of tune."

Xie Fu said loudly: "I look at you as if I were looking at the way of heaven, I can only think about it with my mind."

Lu Yehua sneered: "Don't think that you will stay in heaven forever after you ascend to heaven. I can definitely knock you down to the human world and let you climb again."

……

Bai Yue made very thoughtful arrangements and delivered all the clothes and supplies overnight without any delay.

Chen Linglong was covered in sweat and blood, and her white dress had long been torn to pieces. Women love cleanliness, so they changed their clothes inside and out before taking a bath.

Just as he took off his dirty clothes and hadn't put on clean ones, he heard Wang Yuwo say with a smile, "Second Brother, I've known you for so many years, but I never knew you had such a tall, attractive, round and well-shaped figure."

Chen Linglong glanced at the bed and said coldly: "Are you not dead yet?"

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Uncle doesn't want me to die, so I won't die."

Chen Linglong was too lazy to respond and quickly put on her camisole, as if even Wang Yuwo, who was also a woman, couldn't see this.

Wang Yuwo smiled and continued to talk: "Second brother, is it Cui Sanfei who blinded his dog eyes or you who didn't let him touch it?"

Chen Linglong responded coldly: "What do you think?"

"As for you, I don't know. As for me, even Cui Sanfei doesn't dare to come to me." Wang Yuwo said, lifting her hair charmingly.

Although they don't say it on the surface, everyone actually knows that Cui Sanfei is not a fool, but a very scheming and ambitious person. He knows that this is the only way to avoid disrupting the balance and maintain the status quo.

Chen Linglong sneered: "I thought you had been fucked by him before."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "I also thought you were fucked by Cui Sanfei. When I think of that fat pig on top of you, I feel sorry for you."

This sentence almost offended Chen Linglong, and she suddenly got angry: "Bullshit!"

Without even caring about putting on his clothes, he came to the bedside and threatened in a cold voice: "Believe it or not, I will cut off your head!"

This is Xie Fu's voice: "Sister-in-law."

But after taking a bath, he changed into clean clothes. The two girls had narrowly escaped a life-and-death crisis tonight. Regardless of his uncle or other status, he should come to visit them.

Of course, the fact that Xie Fu dared to come showed that he did not take the two women seriously at all.

Wang Yuwo heard Xie Fu's voice and shouted: "Chen Linglong wants to kill me, save me!"

Chen Linglong's clothes were disheveled, and she shouted anxiously, "Don't come in!"

When Xie Fu heard that Chen Linglong was about to act violently again, he pushed the door open and rushed in. In the red candlelight, he caught a glimpse of a flash of snow-white skin flashing through the curtain of the locker room.

When he saw Wang Yuwo lying on the bed with a smile on her face, he immediately knew that Wang Yuwo was teasing him again.

He originally wanted to scold her, but in order to save Chen Linglong's face, he said, "You are lying to me again. Linglong has already promised me. She is definitely not the kind of person who goes back on her word." In this way, he was complimenting Chen Linglong and prevented her from doing anything to hurt Wang Yuwo in the future.

Wang Yuwo said, "Then why did you rush in so hastily?"

"I know you are cunning and treacherous, and I am afraid that Linglong will fall into your trap."

Chen Linglong felt warm at heart when she heard this. Xie Fu finally stood by her side and protected her for once. Then she heard Xie Fu ask, "Hey, where's Linglong?"

Chen Linglong came back to her senses and responded: "Uncle, I'm here."

Xie Fu pretended not to understand: "Linglong, what are you doing hiding there?"

Chen Linglong said softly with a hint of anger: "What else can I do?"

Xie Fu suddenly realized and said, "I'll go out first, you continue...it's convenient."

Chen Linglong was annoyed: "No way!" Thinking about the questions he asked her earlier about using the toilet, and even asked if she needed to use her fingers, her face turned red.

"Where is it?"

Wang Yuwo took over the conversation: "She is ashamed to see people."

Chen Linglong scolded coldly: "Shut up!"

"Uncle, I'm just changing my clothes."

"How rude! I'll go out first. Change your clothes and then I'll come in."

Wang Yuwo said anxiously, "Uncle, no, if you leave, Chen Linglong will kill me."

Xie Fu asked with a smile: "Linglong, will you kill Yuwo?"

Chen Linglong said coldly: "No!"

Wang Yuwo said: "She won't really kill me, but she might cut a few times on my face to vent her anger."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "This really puts me in a dilemma."

Chen Linglong took the initiative to say: "Since she is judging others by her own standards, you should just sit still, uncle."

"That's right. Linglong and I are as close as friends, so there's really no need to avoid the suspicion of this villain."

The man sat down on the edge of the bed and glared at Wang Yuwo coldly, implying that don't think I don't know what tricks you are playing.

Wang Yuwo, however, looked like a dead pig that was not afraid of boiling water and smiled sweetly.

Although Xie Fu's eyes were cold, his fingers were on her wrist to check her body. Compared to the weakness and lifelessness earlier, her blood and energy were obviously much warmer. His blood was really better than a panacea. The luckiest thing in his life was to get the life pulse, otherwise he didn't know how many beauties he would have to watch die.

He asked calmly, "How do you feel?"

Wang Yuwo said delicately, "Uncle, my whole body hurts."

Chen Linglong, who was hiding in the locker room, cursed in her heart, "Bitch, you're pretending again." She wanted to put on her clothes quickly and go out, but found that her clothes were left outside and she couldn't reach them.

Xie Fu said lightly.

Wang Yuwo continued weakly, "Especially my chest. It hurts so much that it feels like my bones are about to break."

This is true, but it is not so believable coming from Wang Yuwo.

Xie Fu comforted him: "Then you just have to bear with it."

"Uncle's hands are holy hands. If you soften Yuwo a little, the pain will go away."