Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1879 Sense of Boundary

Xie Fu smiled: "Do you really know?"

Wang Yuwo said angrily, "It's annoying."

Xie Fu said sternly: "I think you only have a superficial understanding. When you were asked to read and write, the teacher who explained the meaning of the text must have just brushed it off without explaining it to you properly."

"Then uncle, please explain it to me vividly today." Wang Yuwo has never been as studious as he is today.

"In simple terms, the Zhougong Li is about the boudoir affairs between husband and wife."

Wang Yuwo nodded softly.

"In the early years of the Western Zhou Dynasty, the world was corrupt and the relationship between men and women was chaotic. Men bullied women, and the evil bullied the good, just like you imprisoned and oppressed men."

Wang Yuwo said angrily, "You believe me when I tell you. Have you ever been imprisoned? Haven't you heard the saying, 'Hearing is not as good as seeing.'"

Xie Fu continued: "In order to rectify the customs of the people and enlighten the people, Duke Zhou personally established the seven ceremonies of accepting the bride's marriage proposal, asking for the bride's name, accepting the bride's marriage proposal, accepting the bride's betrothal gift, asking for the date of marriage, welcoming the bride and honoring the bride."

Wang Yuwo nodded to indicate that he was listening.

"The first hour, this is a sacred and solemn matter, not what you call a pig-dog affair. We need to choose an auspicious time to pray for the prosperity of offspring."

"The second location needs to be done in the boudoir, with burning incense and elegant preparations for marriage."

"The third ceremony is to wash and change clothes to show respect and dignity."

"The fourth state of mind."

When Xie Fu mentioned the fourth point, he looked at Wang Yuwo seriously and said, "We cannot have a playful or joking heart. Both sides must respect and care for each other and seek harmony and happiness."

Wang Yuwo was very willing to listen and nodded.

"The first three points, time, place, and ceremony, don't have to be conservative because of the changing times. You can keep it simple or even without it. But the fourth point can't be forgotten. You said you imprisoned the man for the purpose of monopolizing him and satisfying him. How can you respect each other, care for each other, and seek harmony and happiness?"

Wang Yuwo responded weakly, "That's right."

"You take this matter so lightly, you are indeed no different from the pigs and dogs that do things casually in the alleys and streets. You said that men are no different from pigs and dogs in that matter. As the saying goes, appearance is determined by the heart. If you see mountains as mountains and water as water, then you are a pig and dog."

Chen Linglong, who was sitting cross-legged with her eyes closed, showed a smile. "Wang Yuwo, you are sharp-tongued and I can't argue with you. But your uncle is well-versed in both ancient and modern knowledge, so how can he not be able to argue with you?"

Wang Yuwo was furious: "You said I was a pig and a dog."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "You treat yourself like a pig or dog, so I have no choice but to treat you like a pig or dog."

Wang Yuwo felt aggrieved and looked like she was about to cry: "Uncle, do you really think of me like this?" She took it seriously.

Xie Fu didn't take it seriously, but teased: "Why are you so fragile?"

Wang Yuwo said: "I never did that. I was just joking with you, but you took it seriously and thought I was that kind of person."

If Xie Fu tried to coax her at this moment, she would be in endless coaxing. He laughed, "I was just joking with you, why did you take it seriously? Uncle knows that you are not that kind of person. Your dignity and elegance are innate, and there is no trace of pigs and dogs in you."

Not only did Xie Fu eliminate Wang Yuwo's ​​grievances and dissatisfaction, he also praised her in disguise.

Wang Yuwo was not a shy girl. She was very happy when she was praised. She pursed her lips and said, "I am a pig dog, I am a pig dog."

Xie Fu laughed and said, "You are a pig and a dog. How come I have never seen you crawling?"

"You..." Wang Yuwo had never been mocked and teased like this before.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "Besides, I have never seen a pig or dog wearing clothes."

The corners of Chen Linglong's mouth were curved so much that she could hardly hold back from showing her gourd teeth.

Wang Yuwo said angrily, "I have seen it before."

Xie Fu was surprised: "Have you seen it?"

Wang Yuwo sneered, "There's only one right in front of us."

Xie Fu was not someone who could not take a joke, so he said with a smile: "Well, it's ok if uncle is a pig or a dog."

Wang Yuwo's ​​lips curled up in amusement and teasing: "If you are a pig or a dog, why don't you get down on all fours?"

Xie Fu smiled: "Okay, enough joking."

"Who is kidding you? If you don't act like a pig or a dog today, everything you said before is bullshit."

"Ok."

Seeing Xie Fu agreed readily, Wang Yuwo was stunned, and Chen Linglong's eyelashes trembled, and she wanted to open her eyes.

Xie Fu performed a set of tiger boxing, which included movements of bending the body to the ground.

"Sister-in-law, you should be satisfied now."

Wang Yuwo said angrily, "You think I don't know what it is. It's obviously a tiger, not a pig or a dog."

"Are tigers bad? Or do you prefer pigs and dogs?"

Wang Yuwo knew that Xie Fu could have refused, but she still humbly cooperated with her and did not continue to make things difficult for her: "As long as uncle comes, I can play a tiger, a dog, or even a dirty man." As she said this, she laughed out loud.

"Does my sister-in-law like dirty men too?"

Wang Yuwo deliberately responded: "Yes, you are a man with a dirty mind."

Xie Fu smiled, turned his head and looked at Chen Linglong. He wanted to say something to her, but he saw that she still had her eyes closed and was not moving at all.

Wang Yuwo saw that Xie Fu was about to leave, and said, "Uncle, please give me the needlework."

"What do you need needle and thread for?"

"You just said you were bored, so embroidering can help you kill some time."

"That's true, but can you sew?"

Wang Yuwo said in a strange voice: "Uncle, what are you talking about? I am a lady from a rich family, so how can I not know needlework? Maybe uncle thinks I only know how to fight and kill, but needlework can also be used to kill people."

"Okay, I'll get it for you now."

After a while, Xie Fu brought the needle and thread, and the maid had already brought the tea set and placed it on the coffee table by the window. Seeing that the utensils were complete, Xie Fu thought that the custom of making tea had spread to Luoyang in the past few years.

"Uncle, what are you standing there for?"

"coming."

Xie Fu handed the needle and thread to Wang Yuwo, but he had just asked a maid for it.

Wang Yuwo took it and said with a smile: "When you asked for the needle and thread just now, did anyone ask you what you wanted it for?"

"No."

These maids, who were well-educated and had a good taste in literature, had obviously been well-trained. They would do whatever you told them to do without asking any further questions.

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "I'm not making fun of you, a grown man doing this kind of needlework."

"There's nothing to laugh at here. You know, I'm really good at sewing. Yuwo, you may not be able to beat me."

Wang Yuwo was surprised: "Really?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Although the Xie family of Huiji is considered a famous family, they have also fallen on hard times. When my clothes got torn, I would sew and mend them myself."

"Uncle, you are a young master after all, don't you have servants to do these rough jobs for you?"

"They say our family has fallen on hard times, where did we get the maids?"

"Even if not, didn't your mother mend your clothes for you?"

"My mother..."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "To be honest, I have never seen my mother and I don't even know what she looks like."

Motherless children always make people feel distressed. Chen Linglong's fingers couldn't help but tremble. She was also an orphan. She didn't expect her uncle to have the same experience as her. Wang Yuwo said, "Uncle... I really don't know this. If I knew, I wouldn't mention it."

This is nothing. Xie Fu laughed: "It's not like I don't have relatives. I was raised by my grandfather. As the saying goes, it's hard to repay someone who gave birth to me and raised me."

Wang Yuwo praised: "Grandpa Xie is really amazing. He was able to raise a person like uncle."

Xie Fu asked, "What do you want to embroider?"

Wang Yuwo took out a piece of white gauze as thin as mist with two ties on it. It was exactly the mop that Xie Fu had chosen for her last night.

Xie Fu was surprised and couldn't help but look at her.

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Aren't you still wearing your underwear?"

"where?"

"My uncle picked it for me, and I can't bear to wear it."

Xie Fu laughed: "This dress is meant to be worn. If you don't wear it, it will be just a decoration."

"Why not? I'll embroider a beautiful pattern on it and hang it in the most conspicuous place in the room as a decoration."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Whatever you want."

Turning his head, he saw that although Chen Linglong was still sitting cross-legged on the ground, she had opened her eyes at some point. Xie Fu smiled back at her. Chen Linglong, not knowing whether she felt guilty or for some other reason, lowered her head to avoid his gaze, as shy as a girl meeting a stranger.

Xie Fu walked over, squatted down, and asked with concern, "Are you feeling better?"

Chen Linglong hummed softly.

Xie Fu said, "Put out your hand."

Chen Linglong raised her hand obediently, and Xie Fu placed his hand on her wrist, and his inner energy flowed into her meridians: "Well, I'm almost healed." Chen Linglong's injury was much lighter than Wang Yuwo's, but the injury was in the meridians. Fortunately, Xie Fu's Shengmai Blood had a miraculous effect in healing internal injuries in the meridians, like an elixir.

Chen Linglong frowned slightly: "Uncle, you..." She hesitated to speak.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Just say it if you have something to say."

"Uncle, how is your injury recovering? I may not be able to protect you during this period."

"What a joke. When did I need your protection? It's almost like I protected you."

"Uncle, are you okay?"

"Whether it's good or not, I don't need your protection."

Chen Linglong said bluntly: "After the battle with that monster, my true energy is basically exhausted. It will take a long time to recover."

Xie Fu said, "You mean you are a soft woman now and need my protection."

"No."

"Oh, I get it."

Chen Linglong was puzzled: "What do you know?"

"You can't use a knife or a sword anymore. It's not that dangerous."

Chen Linglong was still confused, and Xie Fu smiled and said, "You are so beautiful, are you worried that Lecher will bully you and you won't be able to protect yourself, right?"

Chen Linglong glanced at Xie Fu and saw his smirk. She felt that he was a pervert and said with a smile, "I can handle most of them, but I'm afraid..."

Xie Fu smiled and continued, "I'm afraid of meeting someone like me. I can't beat him, and I can't escape him. I can only accept my fate and endure the humiliation."

Chen Linglong didn't respond, so Xie Fu asked, "Linglong, if you really encounter this situation, what will you do?"

"I decided to kill myself to preserve my innocence."

"What if your whole body is restrained and you can't kill yourself?"

Chen Linglong had no answer to this question, so she asked, "Uncle, what do you think I should do?"

Xie Fu felt that he had dug a hole for himself. This problem was really an unsolvable problem. After pondering for a while, he said, "In my opinion, it is better to accept fate. Maybe this is a match made in heaven."

Chen Linglong suddenly slapped the ground and stood up: "This is ridiculous!"

Xie Fu exclaimed: "Although I can't use a knife or a sword, your eyes can still kill people."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Silly boy, can't you hear that uncle wants to be this pervert?"

Chen Linglong was surprised and looked at Xie Fu with a questioning look.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Don't listen to her nonsense. If it was really me, maybe Linglong wouldn't be so troubled. Linglong?"

Chen Linglong didn't say anything. The fact that she didn't lose her temper was already the best answer.

Xie Fu said: "There are many dilemmas in this world, so we must learn to nip such difficulties in the bud. Linglong, I will give you a gift." As he said that, he took out the Gathering Stone.

Chen Linglong was surprised when she saw this: "Spirit Gathering Stone!"

This item is extremely rare and is a treasure for martial artists. She has only heard of it and has never seen the real thing.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Linglong, is this gift satisfactory to you?"

Chen Linglong smiled: "Thank you, uncle." With this gathering stone, she would be able to recover her true energy in no time, instead of taking months or years.

Chen Linglong's hand just touched the Concentrating Stone, but she stopped again: "Uncle, such a precious gift."

Xie Fusha said: "Li Huirong gave me two pieces, and I was generous to others. If you feel bad about it, why don't you..."

"Uncle, you say."

Xie Fu pointed to his face and said, "Why not just give me a kiss?"

Chen Linglong lowered her head, gave Xie Fu a sudden, lightning-fast kiss on the face, and then drew back.

Xie Fu felt nothing and blurted out, "It's over."

Chen Linglong lowered her head and said, "You just said you wanted to kiss me, and I already did."

"It always feels like something is missing."

Wang Yuwo replied: "Perfunctory."

Xie Fu said loudly: "Yes, perfunctory!"

Wang Yuwo said: "Kiss me again."

Chen Linglong turned her head and glared at Wang Yuwo. Xie Fu was afraid that this would provoke a conflict between the two women, so he smiled and said, "It was true that they kissed, but it was a bit perfunctory. How about this..."

Xie Fu said shamelessly: "Linglong, just add one sentence, Uncle, you are so handsome that people can't wait to kiss you on the face."

Chen Linglong pursed her lips for a long time, and then she opened her lips and said, "No! I'll return the God Gathering Stone to you."

Xie Fu smiled slightly: "Okay, it's okay if you don't say it. The most important thing is to be relaxed and happy. We won't do things that are difficult to force. I was just joking with you. You won't be able to ascend to heaven if you stop talking."

He pinched Chen Linglong's hand and asked her to hold the Concentrating Spirit Stone tightly: "Hurry up and use it to replenish your true energy. Uncle still needs your protection."

Chen Linglong nodded.

This woman has to rely on coaxing and deceiving. Reasoning won't work, and being sincere is a dead end.

It is said that a gentleman judges by his heart rather than his actions. As long as the heart is good, that is enough.

"I'll make you some tea."

Looking at Xie Fu's back, Chen Linglong felt that her uncle was a little disappointed, and she was also a little annoyed. She wanted to say something, but she really couldn't open her mouth to say such words.

As soon as Xie Fu sat down on the armchair, Wang Yuwo said, "Uncle, you are biased. I want a gift too."

Xie Fu was annoyed: "Don't make trouble."