Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1880: The Third Mother Educates Her Son

Chen Linglong sat down cross-legged again, her heart could no longer calm down, and she couldn't close her eyes.

Xie Fu basked in the winter sun, felt the river breeze, and brewed some tea, feeling relaxed and comfortable.

People are chasing forward all their lives, little knowing that this moment is the pursuit of their life.

It’s like sometimes he would be reminded of his childhood and youth when seeing things, but he could never go back.

Probably, when he gets old, he will occasionally think of this moment.

His mind has indeed become more open-minded, and he has freed himself from many of the ropes that bound him. That's why he behaved so cynically, laughing and cursing, all for the sake of having fun, both himself and others.

He made a cup of tea and sent it to Chen Linglong: "Have a cup of tea to wash away the restlessness in your heart."

Uncle, can you see that I'm upset? Chen Linglong looked at the bright red tea with a fragrant aroma, then looked at Xie Fu's charming smile, took a sip, and inexplicably felt an indescribable sense of ease and comfort, both physically and mentally happy.

No words are needed; the relaxed atmosphere created by his expression and demeanor speaks louder than any words.

Xie Fu asked with a smile: "How does it taste?"

Chen Linglong said softly: "Uncle, I have something to tell you in private, please come closer to my ear."

Xie Fu put his ear closer in confusion, and heard Chen Linglong's breath as light as the breeze saying: "Uncle, you are so handsome, Linglong wants to kiss you on the face a hundred times."

Xie Fu's heart trembled, as if he heard the voice of Chen Linglong's soul. This was the most secret voice from the depths of her heart, which could only be heard with the heart.

Xie Fu felt his ears were a little warm, as if cotton had been dried in the sun and was warm on them.

She was willing to let Xie Fu kiss her, and she did not move, allowing him to do it. It was extremely difficult for her to take the initiative, and such a light kiss was the most she could do with all her courage.

But Xie Fu stood there like a sculpture, motionless, without even a reaction.

He had already been disappointed once, and he must not be disappointed again this time. As soon as the thought came to his mind, his head became hot, and the gourd teeth as white as a shell bit the tip of Xie Fu's ear.

Xie Fu's whole body trembled. This was the extreme opposite of pain!

"exquisite."

Chen Linglong's eyes were soft, bright and transparent, and a faint smile appeared on her lips. A faint and audible hushing sound slipped out from between her lips.

This playful hiss is already a very touching thing, just for you...

Xie Fu also brought a cup of tea to the bedside. Wang Yuwo blinked, as if everything was clear in his mind, and smiled softly: "For a while, I was very interested in growing flowers."

Xie Fuying said: "I am also good at growing flowers, you can ask me for advice."

Wang Yuwo didn't respond to Xie Fu's words and continued, "I fertilized and watered the flowers every day, took good care of them, and even spent a lot of time learning gardening. I couldn't wait for the day when the flowers bloomed, but when the flowers bloomed, I suddenly found it boring."

He looked at Xie Fu meaningfully: "Finally I realized that the most interesting thing is the process of growing flowers, don't you think?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "That's right. If you just want to see the flowers bloom, there are flowers blooming everywhere."

“Isn’t the process of growing flowers the most interesting thing?”

"For me, seeing flowers is like seeing the birth and death of a historical figure, while growing flowers is like participating in the birth and death of this historical figure."

"Oh, it's so profound."

"In fact, there is nothing profound about it. To put it simply, others only see the moment when it blooms, but you have witnessed this flower go through wind and rain, suffer from the scorching sun, survive the cold winter, and even when it got sick and was dying. This is something that is unique to you, and others cannot explain it."

Wang Yuwo laughed and said, "I didn't mean to say that originally, but you distracted me."

"So what do you want to say?"

"What I'm saying is that you like growing flowers better than picking them."

"You are wrong again. Not all flowers can bloom."

Xie Fu asked, "Have you seen the blue lotus?"

Wang Yuwo shook his head.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "There is a kind of grass on the ridge of the snowy mountain where birds and animals cannot reach. It remains evergreen in the severe cold, but it will not bloom. Only when one day an eagle flies to a height that other eagles cannot reach and rests on a certain grass and leaves feces, the grass will get nutrients and bloom. This process takes hundreds of years, or even thousands of years."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Are you saying that you are the eagle?"

"Have some tea."

Wang Yuwo took the teacup with one hand and held out the other: "I want a gift too."

"I wonder what you're missing?"

Wang Yuwo took a sip from the cup, and the mellow taste of the tea diffused in his mouth, with a refreshing and sweet fragrance, just like his mouth was taking a bath to wash away the dust.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I think about it, you seem to have everything you need, except..."

Wang Yuwo looked at Xie Fu, who was smiling silently, and asked curiously:

What do I lack? "Even she didn't know what she lacked. Gold, silver, jewelry, and beautiful cosmetics were all within her reach.

Sometimes, being too rich is not a good thing as it makes one have nothing to pursue. Sometimes she wishes she was born in a poor family so that she could look forward to a good meal and new clothes.

Xie Fu asked: "Yuwo, you have been the wife of a famous family for so many years, don't you know what you are?"

Wang Yuwo smiled: "I don't seem to lack anything. Uncle, please give me some advice."

"You are in need of a child, how about your uncle giving you one?"

Wang Yuwo's ​​face turned red, and Chen Linglong, who was drinking tea, choked and the tea in her mouth sprayed out.

Xie Fu turned around and smiled: "Linglong, what's wrong, do you want a child too?"

Chen Linglong waved her hands timidly: "I don't want it." It was rare to see her so timid.

Wang Yuwo was embarrassed, so he turned his attention to Chen Linglong: "You want to snatch everything from me? Uncle, this gift is for you."

Xie Fu held Wang Yuwo's ​​hand: "Yuwo, do you really not like children?"

Wang Yuwo was shy: "Not really, it's just that suddenly..." After hesitating for a long time, he simply asked directly: "Uncle, do you like children?"

"I like it. Children are innocent, unlike adults who have impure thoughts."

Wang Yuwo looked at Xie Fu in front of him, and suddenly an image of a young Xie Fu appeared in his mind. He was handsome, innocent, lively and active. He replied softly, "I think I would like it."

As the saying goes, love the house and love the dog. If it is her child with Xie Fu, she will love and love him. But if it is Cui Sanfei who looks like a fat pig, Wang Yuwo will immediately think of a fat, lazy and greedy rich young master. So forget it.

Xie Fu asked excitedly: "Then why don't you want a child?"

Wang Yuwo said angrily: "Uncle, you ask even though you already know the answer. You know who I should ask for a child..."

"Oh, I forgot about this. I'm sorry for wronging you."

"I don't feel wronged." Wang Yuwo really didn't feel wronged at all. She felt that her belly was born to be used to hold Xie Fu's child.

"Yuwo, I will give you a child as a gift. You must cherish and take good care of him."

Wang Yuwo lowered his head: "Well, when does uncle plan to deliver it?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "First, listen to whether you like this child or not. His name is Xiao Wen, and he is an orphan. However, this child is smart, lively, simple and kind..."

Wang Yuwo was surprised and interrupted: "Uncle, you said it first." Xie Fu smiled and said: "I said no matter how good it is, it is not as good as you meeting him in person. I will bring him to see you in a few days, okay?"

Wang Yuwo's ​​face darkened: "Not good!"

"Why, didn't you say you like children?"

Wang Yuwo said coldly: "I will kill him!"

Wang Yuwo really suspected that Xie Fu was teasing her on purpose, but based on her understanding of Xie Fu, it was very likely that Xie Fu really had such thoughts.

It's so infuriating. She is asked to raise someone else's child for no reason. Is she bored or has nothing to do?

Xie Fu said, "To be honest, I also feel that it's a bit abrupt. Mainly, I think this child has a lot of martial arts talent. It's a pity to leave him in Jiancheng. I want to find someone I can trust to take care of him. Besides, you, Yuwo, are also a martial arts master."

"Just now we were talking about raising flowers. Raising a child is just like raising flowers. Don't you want to see the day when your child blossoms and bears fruit?"

Wang Yuwo flatly refused: "I don't want to! Chen Linglong's cultivation is higher than mine, you should give it to her."

Xie Fu turned and looked at Chen Linglong: "Linglong, what do you think?"

Chen Linglong said, "Uncle, I don't know how to take care of a child. I'm afraid I can't do it well. But if you ask me, I'm happy to do it. It's just that men are not allowed to enter the Daughter City. Is the child a boy or a girl?"

"It's a boy, what a pity."

Chen Linglong said softly: "Uncle, I won't hide it from you. I am not happy about it. If it was your child, I would find a way even if there were huge difficulties."

Xie Fu praised: "You are honest, but my child has He Qing wearing it, why should I bother you, unless..."

Chen Linglong didn't have Wang Yuwo's ​​scheming in this regard, so she didn't hear any trap in this statement and asked, "Unless what?"

Xie Fu laughed: "Unless it's your child and mine."

It was really getting more and more outrageous. Once a gap was opened in some things, it was like a flood that could not be stopped. In the final analysis, he was just trying his best to tease Chen Linglong and wanted to see her cold face show embarrassment.

Wang Yuwo was jealous. Why did you give her your child, but I got an orphan who has no relatives? She said sarcastically, "I would like to ask, what status should be given to the child of uncle and sister-in-law?"

The implication of the words all reveal the word "evil seed".

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I call you sister-in-law just to make it seem closer. I can call you Linglong too. This relationship name can also be changed. It's like a pair of sisters who call each other sisters at home before getting married. If they happen to marry a pair of brothers, they become sisters-in-law."

Of course Wang Yuwo knew it, but she was just making things difficult for them. With her and Chen Linglong's personalities, no one could stop them from doing anything they wanted. Cui Sanfei was nothing but a fake identity used to do things. If her uncle asked her to kill Cui Sanfei, she would do it without hesitation.

Since it was fake, there was naturally no intention of murdering her husband.

The husband-wife relationship with Cui Sanfei was fake, but the kinship with uncle was real.

Uncle is a real uncle, a real elder, and a real family member.

Xie Fu asked: "Linglong, do you know how to give birth to a child?"

Chen Linglong really wanted to kill someone. Who dared to tease her with such a question? But this person was her uncle. Not to mention killing him, she couldn't even beat him. She really wanted to find a place to hide.

Seeing Xie Fu's embarrassed and teasing expression, he was still angry and said coldly, "I have never given birth, so I naturally don't know. Could it be that Uncle intends to teach by example?"

Wang Yuwo was also surprised. These words didn't seem like something that came from Chen Linglong's mouth. It made people feel that her soul was possessed by someone else at this moment.

Xie Fu was stunned on the spot, and it took him a while to come back to his senses. He had been through a lot, so how could he be shocked by Chen Linglong's words? He smiled and said, "If Linglong really wants to have a child, uncle is willing to teach her, but giving birth is something that cannot be done by one person, so the candidate must be carefully selected."

Chen Linglong said directly: "Just you, uncle. I can't accept anyone else."

With just one sentence, all the backup plans that Xie Fu had prepared were blocked. Sometimes, taking things by surprise can have miraculous effects, which is somewhat like the way to liberation of Mahayana.

Xie Fu laughed and said, "Then let's find some time when we are free."

I wanted to broach the subject, but Chen Linglong said, "I'm free right now, let's do it now."

Xie Fu was surprised and said, "Now? Isn't that a bit too casual?"

Wang Yuwo was also a little annoyed with Xie Fu at this moment, and it seemed like they shared a common hatred for the enemy: "Could it be that this professor also needs to take a bath and burn incense?"

Xie Fu thought Wang Yuwo was helping him, and blurted out, "That makes sense!"

Wang Yuwo said, "That's ridiculous! If you're so particular, I can see you didn't even wash up this morning, and your eyes are covered with mucus."

"Is there?" Xie Fu touched his eyes and said, "No."

Chen Linglong laughed secretly, and Wang Yuwo laughed secretly, saying sarcastically: "I think you are scared."

"I'm scared? Are you kidding me?"

"Then why are you so timid, finding excuses here and there?"

"Come, come now, be a witness and see if I am afraid or not!"

This was originally a two-person operation, so how could a third person be allowed to watch? Xie Fu's move was a retreat in order to advance. Wang Yuwo might be thicker-skinned than the toilet wall, and Chen Linglong would definitely feel embarrassed and retreat.

Xie Fu looked at Chen Linglong as he spoke, but she looked cold and didn't show any reaction, so he deliberately said, "You need to take off your clothes before you start."

Chen Linglong, unlike her usual shyness, actually responded, "You take it off first."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I am a teacher and you are a student. Of course, students should follow the teacher's instructions."

Before Chen Linglong could speak, Wang Yuwo interrupted and said, "That's wrong."

Xie Fu said unhappily: "I am teaching students, why are you talking so much?"

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "You can't say that. If you didn't ask me to be a witness, who would know if you were using the professor's name to seek personal gain?"

"Okay, then tell me what's wrong with students following the teacher's instructions?"

"You are a teacher. Shouldn't you demonstrate first so that students know what to do? Just like in a classroom, when a teacher is teaching a text, shouldn't he read the text once and then the students follow him?"

Xie Fu smiled in his heart, what a sharp-tongued Wang Yuwo, you really think I dare not take it off? It’s not like I haven’t taken it off in front of you two before. I am no longer a shy boy, I am open and honest, and have no shame in heaven and earth.

Wang Yuwo smiled and continued, "Besides, Linglong is a pure white girl who has never seen a man's body. As a teacher, shouldn't you use her as a template to let Linglong understand the structure first?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Linglong said she has seen a lot."

Wang Yuwo laughed and said, "You believe that? Based on my understanding of her, she would find it dirty if I showed it to her."

Xie Fu looked at Chen Linglong: "Didn't you say you've seen a lot?"

Chen Linglong said calmly: "I lied to you."

Hearing this, Xie Fu thought to himself, great, you two are acting like a double act, but then he thought, why not take advantage of the situation and let them regain their tacit understanding.

It's a difficult job for me to be your uncle. I have to resolve the conflict between you two and make you two live in harmony. I don't think Sanfei is as dedicated as I am.

I'm your husband, so I have to take over your business like this.

Seeing that Xie Fu was still silent, Chen Linglong said in a slightly cold tone: "Why, are you going to teach me or not?"

Xie Fu smiled and looked at Chen Linglong, only to feel that her posture at this moment was as sharp as the edge of her sword. Chen Linglong faced his gaze and did not avoid it this time. She also regained her usual calmness and composure. She liked this feeling, rather than feeling uneasy and uncomfortable.

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "After all, uncle is still afraid."