Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1881 Taoist Home

"What am I afraid of?"

Wang Yuwo sneered: "I'm afraid of making a fool of myself."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I have made hundreds of embarrassing mistakes in my life, and I am not afraid of making a fool of myself. I am afraid that Linglong will be embarrassed if she makes a fool of herself."

Chen Linglong said calmly: "Uncle is thoughtful, and it's not like I haven't made a fool of myself in front of you before."

"I took it off, and you have to take it off later, don't deny it."

Originally, I knew you had ill intentions, and you knew I was being reserved, but Xie Fu looked like a rich young man, and it was hard to tell what he was up to.

Wang Yuwo gave Chen Linglong a look that said, "Don't worry, I'll take care of you." Chen Linglong replied, "Okay."

Xie Fu took off his outer robe, leaving only his trousers and inner garment, and said with a smile: "Next, you need to take off your shirt."

Chen Linglong's heart trembled. Although she had seen Xie Fu's body before, every time she saw it, she felt as if she saw a flower blooming, and she was shocked and delighted.

Wang Yuwo said with a smile: "Take it off, you are being so shy like a little girl."

Xie Fu took off his shirt, leaving his upper body bare. His agile figure was a feast for the eyes, just like looking at the majestic and lofty sea of ​​clouds and mountains.

The two of them simultaneously cast their eyes on the dense scars on Xie Fu's body. They wondered how much suffering their uncle had endured. It was as heartbreaking as seeing their loved ones suffer.

He couldn't help but think of that night when he fought a bloody battle with Li Taizhong.

This feeling was even stronger when reflected by the smile on his face.

If you ask what a man's greatest charm is, it is that he can win your heart silently without saying a word, and make you happy.

Seeing that the two women were silent, Xie Fu thought that they were frightened by him. He laughed secretly in his heart, but he was still weak inside. He smiled and said, "You have to take off your pants now."

Chen Linglong's heart trembled, and she blurted out: "Wait!"

Wang Yuwo did not speak to stop him. Perhaps she was so frightened by the scars on Xie Fu's body that she forgot about the important matter.

Xie Fu deliberately walked to Chen Linglong and said with a smile: "What's wrong? Are you nervous and excited because of curiosity?"

Chen Linglong said arrogantly: "Why should I be curious? It's not like I haven't seen it before."

"Didn't you say you hadn't seen it before? Now you've seen it again."

"I haven't seen others, but I have seen yours."

Xie Fu was stunned and said, "When did I remember that I was always dressed in good clothes and in good spirits with you?"

Wang Yuwo came back to his senses and smiled: "Uncle forgot about the night of the battle with Li Taizhong. Uncle made it public and everyone saw it."

Xie Fu said, "I remember now." Then he asked Chen Linglong, "Did you see it clearly?"

Chen Linglong was completely focused on Xie Fu's life and death at the time, so she had no time to think about this. Looking back, she only remembered that he was covered in blood.

Wang Yuwo continued: "It was so conspicuous, how could I not see it clearly?"

"I asked Linglong, not you. Linglong, did you see clearly?"

It's just a part of the body, no different from the nose, eyes, hands and feet. Chen Linglong responded, "I see it clearly."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Then why don't you take it off? Even if you leave a piece of it to cover your shame, your uncle will be calm."

Xie Fu's purpose was not to humiliate Chen Linglong, nor to gain advantage from Chen Linglong, but to get the two women to cooperate more.

As expected, Chen Linglong looked at Wang Yuwo, and Wang Yuwo said with a smile: "Take it off! I want to look at it again after seeing it clearly. It's really frustrating."

Although Xie Fu was wild, he was not so absurd. He stopped while he was ahead and said with a smile, "Okay, enough joking."

Wang Yuwo said, "What a joke! Take it off quickly and stop making excuses."

Xie Fu not only did not take off his clothes, but put on his underwear instead, and said with a smile: "What do you want to teach? There is no need to teach such things."

Wang Yuwo said: "If Linglong doesn't understand, she needs to be taught."

"Who said Linglong doesn't understand?"

Xie Fu looked at Chen Linglong and asked with a smile, "Linglong, you really don't understand?"

As for this matter, she said she understood it, but she had never experienced it. As for not understanding it, she had learned the martial arts of the Dongzi Sect and knew what was going on.

Wang Yuwo saw Xie Fu picking up the robe and said anxiously, "Linglong, he is about to put on the clothes. It will be difficult to coax him to take them off."

Xie Fu laughed: "Woman, look at what you are saying."

Wang Yuwo was so anxious that he stretched out his hand to grab the robe in Xie Fu's hand. However, due to his bedridden condition and weakness in his lower limbs, he actually fell off the bed.

Before Xie Fu could react, Chen Linglong actually took the lead and supported Wang Yuwo.

Xie Fu was delighted when he saw this. It was because he cared about Wang Yuwo that he reacted so quickly and naturally without any hesitation.

He was so happy about this that he certainly would not try to steal Chen Linglong's concern. He pretended that he didn't care and continued to put on his outer robe.

Wang Yuwo said anxiously: "Don't worry about me, stop him."

Chen Linglong turned her head to look at Xie Fu, but remained unmoved: "I can't stop him."

Wang Yuwo said angrily, "Second Brother, you are always like this. Give me this opportunity, I will definitely seize it."

Chen Linglong smiled knowingly. Wang Yuwo looked at Chen Linglong. When their eyes met, Wang Yuwo didn't know where he got the strength from, but he stood up and rushed towards Xie Fu.

This posture was like standing on the top of a bridge and jumping into the river. Xie Fu had just put on one of his sleeves, and seeing this, he freed up one hand to catch Wang Yuwo.

They both fell to the ground. Xie Fu hugged her and used his body as a cushion to prevent her from falling.

Wang Yuwo thought he was going to struggle, so she held him tightly with both arms, as if she was going to take her down: Xie Fu yelled, "Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing?"

Wang Yuwo immediately told him what she wanted to do: "Linglong, take off his pants quickly!"

Hearing the urgent shout, Chen Linglong pulled down Xie Fu's pants without thinking, "The orioles are singing in the mountains. The man is as handsome as a young man and the lady is his ideal match."

Xie Fu uttered a cry, and then he heard Wang Yuwo yell, "Get started!"

Obviously, he was asking Chen Linglong to take action, but Chen Linglong asked, "How do I do it?"

Wang Yuwo said angrily, "Stupid! That time we watched the servants sterilize the ram together..."

Before Wang Yuwo finished speaking, he saw Xie Fu was about to stand up. Since he couldn't use force, he decided to be gentle. He whispered in Xie Fu's ear and used the Bewitching Breath.

As Chen Linglong listened to Wang Yuwo's ​​words, a scene emerged in her mind of a group of sisters watching servants sterilizing a ram. One servant held down the ram's four hooves, while another servant hit the ram's testicles with a stone. At that time, Wang Yuwo smiled and said that any servant in the mansion who dared to disobey the rules would be punished like this.

At this time, Wang Yuwo's ​​role was obviously that of a servant who held down the ram's four hooves. Then she...

Chen Linglong grabbed it with one hand, and if there was no stone, she used her fist.

Xie Fu cried out in agony, his body tensed and then softened, his eyes went dark, and he almost fainted.

Hearing Xie Fu's scream, Wang Yuwo was surprised: "What did you do!"

Chen Linglong was at a loss: "Didn't you ask me to treat the ram like a ram?"

Wang Yuwo was extremely angry: "I have never seen a woman as stupid as you. I told you to hold it like that, not to..."

Halfway through his words, he saw Chen Linglong clenching his fist and almost vomited blood on the spot: "Are you going to kill your uncle?"

The two men came back to their senses and looked at Xie Fu. They saw that Xie Fu was rolling his eyes and looked like he was about to lose his life. They immediately became nervous and worried.

Chen Linglong was at a loss: "What should I do now?" "Help uncle onto the bed first."

Chen Linglong helped Xie Fu up. Seeing that Xie Fu's legs were like willow branches and could not support the ground, and his entire body weight was leaning on her, she said miserably, "It's bad. Uncle may not make it."

Xie Fu's soul seemed to be struck by lightning. After all, he was not an ordinary person. Hearing Chen Linglong's frightened voice, he said weakly: "I'm not dead yet, but you're crying first."

"Uncle..." Chen Linglong almost cried.

The two women laid Xie Fu flat on the bed. Seeing that Xie Fu was lying motionless like a corpse, they each moved their face closer to observe Xie Fu's injuries.

There seemed to be no external injuries on its appearance, but its posture was like that of a dead turtle, wilted and miserable.

Wang Yuwo said angrily, "How did you think of using your fist to smash it down? If it fails, I wonder how you will explain it to Heqing and Xianting."

Chen Linglong said pitifully: "At worst, I can marry him and pay him back."

"My uncle is useless, what use is there for you?"

"At worst... I'll give him my life as compensation."

Wang Yuwo said angrily: "If you sacrifice your life, will uncle be alright? Even if you go to hell, you have to be a guilty ghost."

Chen Linglong held Wang Yuwo with both hands and said, "Boss, please think of a solution."

Xie Fu originally wanted to say something to comfort the two of them. He had a divine body and blood vessels, so how could it be destroyed so easily? It was a pleasant surprise to see that the two women who had planned to never have any contact with each other until death had such a harmonious relationship.

This sacrifice is a bit too great.

As the saying goes: Extreme Yang kills, extreme Yin gives life, this is called the fate of going against Yin and Yang. Extreme Yang kills outside, extreme Yin gives life inside.

This part is exactly the weak point of his divine body.

Wang Yuwo was very angry at this time, his face was stern: "It's too late, what's the use of thinking of a solution!"

"Boss, you've always been resourceful, please help me."

According to Chen Linglong's temper, it would be difficult for her to ask for help. Wang Yuwo softened his heart and calmed down a bit: "Then rescue him. Why don't you take out the medicine for external injuries?"

Chen Linglong hurriedly took out the holy medicine for healing that she always carried with her, and this time, without waiting for Wang Yuwo's ​​instructions, she began to apply it to Xie Fu without leaving a drop of it. Since it was a holy medicine, it was naturally extremely precious, but Chen Linglong was not worried about wasting it at all. She applied all that she could, even to the edge of her belly, hoping that he could be saved.

Wang Yuwo had a worried look on his face. Normally, he would be full of energy just by staring at her. But at this moment, Chen Linglong's soft hands were the most celestial thing. However, Xie Fu was still lying there like a corpse.

After applying the medicine, Chen Linglong asked, "What should we do now?" She was not completely without ideas, but she was afraid that she would take a wrong step and all her efforts would be wasted.

Wang Yuwo said coldly: "I am good at killing people, and you are good at healing and saving people. Why are you asking me?"

She was so angry that she really wanted to kill Chen Linglong with one palm. How could there be such a stupid woman? How could she do such a fatal thing to her uncle? Even if it was a joke, it shouldn't be done this way!

After the perfunctory treatment, the next step was bandaging. Chen Linglong tore a big hole in the hem of her skirt and bandaged Xie Fu's injured area with gauze.

It looked like it was wrapped like a dumpling, which was oddly funny and cute, but the two girls couldn't laugh.

Xie Fu had slowly come back to his senses by now. Seeing that the two women were silent again and the atmosphere had become cold, he said, "I..." He just opened his mouth to say one word and found that his teeth were chattering.

The two girls immediately came closer: "Uncle!"

Tears welled up in Chen Linglong's red eyes: "Uncle, it's all my fault, just beat me to death." She grabbed Xie Fu's hand and slapped her in the face.

Hot tears dripped onto Xie Fu's face, as if nourishing his wounded soul. Xie Fu grinned, but perhaps because of the pain, his smile was not as natural as usual.

Wang Yuwo said gently: "Uncle, does it hurt? A kiss will stop it."

Like coaxing a child, she kissed the corner of Xie Fu's mouth lovingly, as if to melt his stiff smile.

Perhaps feeling comforted, Xie Fu's frown relaxed. Seeing this, Chen Linglong said softly, "Uncle, let me kiss you too." Then she kissed the other corner of Xie Fu's mouth.

Inadvertently, Xie Fu's long-cherished wish was fulfilled, and the three of them became friends together.

I remember one time, Xian Ting and He Qing had a brief moment of romance, but their eyes only met for a split second before they left awkwardly.

Wang Yuwo saw that Xie Fu did not respond, so he looked up and saw that he had his eyes closed, his eyelashes trembling, and he looked relaxed and contented. He could not help but smile knowingly. Just as he was about to lower his head to continue, he found that the other seat was also occupied by Chen Linglong.

She was nodding gently, as if she was pitying her poor lover.

It's rare for Chen Linglong to be so proactive and attentive. It's really like the sun rising in the west.

Wang Yuwo whispered in Xie Fu's ear: "Uncle, are you feeling better?"

Xie Fu responded with a "hmm", his voice sounding a little lazy.

Wang Yuwo also licked his ears.

Xie Fu felt as if he had never been treated so gently by two people at the same time in his life. He was so comfortable that he fell asleep.

After a while, Chen Linglong noticed that Xie Fu was motionless. She looked up and was shocked to find that Xie Fu was motionless. She immediately looked at Wang Yuwo for help.

Wang Yuwo was very calm: "Why panic? I can't tell the difference between being asleep and being dead."

Chen Linglong then realized that Xie Fu was just asleep and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Wang Yuwo looked at Xie Fu's bandaged wound and it seemed that he was really disabled.

Seeing Wang Yuwo's ​​worried look, Chen Linglong asked softly, "What happened again?"

"It's useless, what else can I do? You just treated him like that. If he was a good person, he would have jumped to the sky long ago."

Chen Linglong looked sad and self-blaming.

Wang Yuwo couldn't bear it and consoled him, "Well, it's already happened. Let's wait and see if we can recover."

Chen Linglong asked: "What if it can't be restored?"

"You are not his wife, so if you cannot recover, it will not be a loss to you."

"How can you say that? My uncle is hurt and I feel bad too."

"It's uncomfortable. You just hit him like that."

"I didn't mean it. I don't know why I did that."

Wang Yuwo snorted, "He's been too good to you, very tolerant and accommodating, and has spoiled you, so you've made bullying him a habit."

"no……"

Chen Linglong was about to argue, but then she thought it was true. Her uncle was so kind and tolerant to her that she felt it was natural for her to vent her temper.

Wang Yuwo continued to dig at Chen Linglong's scars: "Just accept it."

Chen Linglong said lightly: "I will change it later."

Chen Linglong is very self-centered, and only Xie Fu can make her admit her mistakes on her own initiative.

"Now that you've beaten him to a pulp, what's the point of you changing for the better?"

Chen Linglong expressed hope: "Maybe it will get better."

Wang Yuwo sneered: "I don't know you yet, but you will be the same as before."

"I won't do that this time. I will definitely be very nice to my uncle."

"Oh, he risked his life to save you before, but that doesn't count anymore. Now you just remember how good you were to him. It's too late!"

"If Heqing and Xianting don't want him, I will..."

I originally wanted to be his wife, but then I felt that I was not worthy.