Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1883 Riddle

Chapter 1883 Riddle

I thought to myself, you are such a brave elder sister, you treat it as a casual handshake.

Chen Linglong changed the subject: "Is it really healed?"

Xie Fu laughed, his voice a little hoarse, but he said confidently: "It's okay!" Whether it was okay or not, Wang Yuwo's hand had already proved it.

Chen Linglong said lightly: "It's better not to leave the root of the disease. I'll see if I need you to apply medicine again."

The first time is strange, the second time is familiar, the third time is the fourth time, and Chen Linglong has no idea how many times this has happened, so she gently placed her hand on him.

"exquisite!"

Xie Fu spoke slowly, and then Chen Linglong held Wang Yuwo's hand, and Wang Yuwo also felt Chen Linglong's hand.

The two women's hands had touched before, but never in this situation.

The atmosphere suddenly became extremely quiet, and even the sound of breathing could not be heard.

Chen Linglong retracted her hand quickly, snorted, and then walked away angrily. She didn't know what she was angry about. Perhaps the two men treated her as an outsider behind her back.

Xie Fu glared at Wang Yuwo, implying that you should not let go.

Wang Yuwo's eyes were not completely closed, but narrowed a little, and he said softly: "Uncle, I feel the same way as her, and I am concerned about your injury."

Xie Fu said unhappily: "Okay, okay, it's okay."

Wang Yuwo hummed, and when he left, he was a little naughty and scratched it with childlike curiosity.

Xie Fu cried out in pain.

Wang Yuwo asked with concern: "Uncle, does it still hurt?"

Chen Linglong immediately showed concern when she heard that. She turned halfway around and then turned back, then hurriedly took three steps forward.

Wang Yuwo shouted, "Linglong, come and take a look!"

When Xie Fu saw Chen Linglong coming over in a hurry, he raised his hand and said, "Stop!"

Chen Linglong remembered what Wang Yuwo said, that her uncle always hid his pain and didn't let others worry about him, so she leaned forward slightly, with a solemn expression like a believer worshipping the Bible, holding it with both hands.

Chen Linglong was flipping through the books and reading the scriptures. Every word caught her eye and entered her heart.

Xie Fu cried out to his mother and looked down at Chen Linglong. She looked solemn and dignified, like a female bodhisattva. He suddenly felt filthy and began to speak in his heart: If your heart is as clear as ice, you will not be startled by the collapse of the sky; if you remain calm despite all changes, you will be happy and calm. Flowers are one thing, grass is one thing, and people are also one thing. Don't be attached to worldly appearances...

When Chen Linglong read the chapter full of doubts, her expression changed and her brows furrowed slightly.

Wang Yuwo, who was held horizontally by Xie Fu, happened to be facing Chen Linglong. Seeing Chen Linglong frowning, he asked, "Linglong, what's wrong?"

Chen Linglong shook her head slightly. Wang Yuwo was surprised and turned to look at Xie Fu. He saw that he had his eyes closed like an old monk in meditation, muttering to himself.

A trace of annoyance appeared on her pretty face. She deliberately moved closer to Xie Fu's face and blew at him with a slight frown: "Uncle, are you feeling better?"

The voice was full of laughter, relaxed and warm, and Xie Fu's mood slowly changed: My emotions were overflowing, and the world was at my side; my ambitions were high, and the water was rising and the wind was blowing, the flowers were in full bloom, the grass was lush, and people were also great...

Chen Linglong's eyes flashed with surprise, as if she had solved a puzzle and suddenly realized something. She stood up happily and said to Wang Yuwo unhappily, "What are you asking me to look at?"

Wang Yuwo understood and said with a smile, "I asked you to see if you are happy. Are you happy or not?"

Chen Linglong said coldly: "Very happy."

Xie Fu opened his eyes, put Wang Yuwo down on the bed, and glanced around: "Where are my clothes?"

Chen Linglong turned her head to look at the table and chairs. The clothes had been neatly folded, which showed that it was Chen Linglong's thoughtful act.

Xie Fu followed Chen Linglong's gaze and saw his clothes. He said, "Linglong, bring my clothes over here."

Chen Linglong went to get her clothes and turned around to see Xie Fu standing beside the bed. His entire back from head to toe was visible to her eyes. He was like a defenseless child in front of her. She couldn't help but smile and felt naturally close to her uncle.

A voice suddenly sounded from behind Xie Fu: "Uncle, lift your legs."

Xie Fu turned around and saw no one. He lowered his head and saw Chen Linglong squatting down, with clothes hanging on her white sleeves and a pair of shorts in her hands, ready to help him change clothes.

It would have been fine if she had a calm expression, but she raised her head slightly and smiled sweetly, "Linglong, how can I let you down like this?"

Chen Linglong heard this, her eyes were stern, and she pursed her lips in a tone that could not be refused: "Lift your legs!"

Xie Fu exclaimed, it felt like there was a maid in the house who was spoiled and became arrogant and fierce.

Chen Linglong straightened her back and half squatted to put on his shorts for him. She took a glance and saw that she was also a noble lady in the Cui family. She had servants serving her. Sometimes when the servants were serving her, they would always praise her for her long legs and beautiful body, her pretty dress, etc. So she said sweetly: "Uncle is so handsome, he is really a rare talent."

When Xie Fu saw where her gaze was, he was surprised. What nonsense was this? But his soul became active and he couldn't help but ask, "Do you like it, sister-in-law?"

In the end, he kept his mouth tightly shut and didn't utter a word.

Wang Yuwo burst out laughing: "Uncle, Linglong praised you. I have known her for so many years, and I have never heard her praise me. She has insulted me, but I think she really likes me, so she would give true praise."

Xie Fu really wanted to know what Chen Linglong's expression was at this moment, so he looked at her.

Chen Linglong had already stood up, took out her inner garment from her sleeve, and smiled calmly: "Uncle, raise your hand."

Xie Fu was stunned and didn't respond. Chen Linglong lifted his arm and asked, "Is uncle's ear blocked, or is Zhou Zhou incompetent?"

Oh, Chen Linglong actually teased him. Xie Fu laughed and said, "Linglong, you have studied for a few years, why are you showing off your writing in front of me?"

"In front of my uncle, Linglong doesn't dare to claim that she is well-read. However, she has learned to read since she was three years old, and has read all the books in the Daughter City."

Xie Fu didn't know how many books there were in the Daughter City, but the Great Prajna Sutra alone had 200,000 words. He smiled and said, "I didn't expect Linglong's mind to be filled with knowledge."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Of course, Linglong doesn't like to speak. If she were to speak, she might even be better than you, uncle."

Chen Linglong said: "Uncle is a brilliant man, I am just a nobody, how dare I compare myself with him."

Xie Fu laughed: "Linglong, I'm not used to the way you talk in such a literary way, it's like... it's like..."

Wang Yuwo continued: "Like what?"

Xie Fuying said: "Just like a lady from a boudoir with talent and vision, both talented and beautiful. I still like you like this, cold but intimidating."

Chen Linglong secretly remembered in her heart that uncle liked me like this, so I would behave like this in the future.

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Linglong, uncle praised you."

"Uncle, you are too kind."

Xie Fu sighed, "Yes, yes, that's the taste. It's indescribable."

Wang Yuwo plays the role of Yueshu Chisheng: "Linglong, you should also praise your uncle."

After putting on Xie Fu's inner garment, Chen Linglong took a final glance at the dense scars on Xie Fu's body and said, "Uncle's character is that he does not shy away from the axe."

Xie Fu smiled: "You can say such an obscure idiom, you are a talented woman." After helping Xie Fu put on clothes, Chen Linglong came to Xie Fu's back and personally tied up Xie Fu's hair. She was tall and could reach Xie Fu's hair without tiptoeing. Her fingertips combed through Xie Fu's hair, making Xie Fu feel a warm sensation on his scalp. He praised: "You have a skillful hand."

Wang Yuwo continued, "Uncle, this is all you can do with your ingenuity, isn't it?"

"Yes. Yuwo, what about you?"

"What am I?"

"Linglong's mind is full of knowledge articles. As the eldest sister, you should have something to show for it, otherwise you will be outdone by Linglong."

Wang Yuwo smiled and replied: "Linglong's mind is full of knowledge, and my belly is full of tricks."

Xie Fu was surprised and reiterated: "Posture? Knowledge?"

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "I don't like reading words or articles. I just like looking at pictures and paintings."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "That should be a famous painting handed down from generation to generation."

"Yes, 'Tuning the Lute and Drinking Tea', 'A Lady with Flowers in Her Hair', 'My Wife Sleeping Together', 'Wang Chaoyun' ..."

Wang Yuwo talked about more than a dozen famous paintings in a row, causing Xie Fu to look at her strangely. To use the most vulgar and popular words among the people, it was like a mosquito biting at the tip of the nose and leaving a big bump -

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Uncle, you should recognize these paintings, right?"

Xie Fu replied, "I have read it."

"I heard that uncle is an expert in both calligraphy and painting, so he must be good at this as well. Why don't you paint a picture of 'My Wife Sleeping Together' for the two of us? Otherwise, I won't be able to show off my poses, and I'll be very depressed."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "This painting of my wife sleeping with two people requires a painting of two people. You agree, but Linglong may not agree."

Chen Linglong was about to agree, but then she remembered that gesture and realized she couldn't do it. Even if she forced herself to do it, it wouldn't be good. So she changed her mind and said, "If uncle likes it, I also have some knowledge of calligraphy and painting, so I can draw it for you and Yuwo."

Xie Fu felt awkward when he heard that. Wang Yuwo burst out laughing and couldn't stop laughing. He had to hold his stomach while laughing.

Holding back a smile, he said, "Uncle, it seems that you are really incompetent in Linglong's heart. I will be the porridge and you will be incompetent, okay?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "If I were to enter this painting of my wife and I sleeping together, I'm afraid it would ruin the scenery."

Chen Linglong said: "No, no."

This made the two of them look at her at the same time. Chen Linglong straightened Xie Fu's head and continued to tie up Xie Fu's hair. She said softly, "No, I will make uncle look better."

Xie Fu was puzzled: "Prettier?"

Wang Yuwo said directly: "What's your opinion?"

No one responded to her, so Wang Yuwo continued, "No matter how beautiful the painting is, Tan Lang can never be transformed into a beautiful lady. Linglong, I have an idea. You can paint the face like your uncle, and the body like a mountain ghost."

Hehe... Chen Linglong quickly covered her mouth. She pictured the image of a man with a female body in her mind. She couldn't hold it in any longer, and laughter escaped from between her fingers: "Cack, cluck... hehe..."

If you knew what a mountain ghost was, you would understand why Chen Linglong was not laughing.

One of the Nine Songs of Chuci is "Mountain Ghost": If there is a person in the mountains, covered with lychee and lady's vines, he is charming and smiling, and you admire my graceful beauty...

Mountain ghost is also the lyrics sung by the Chu people when they offer sacrifices to the mountain god, and it is regarded as a song of praise to the goddess of the mountain.

Later generations also used the content of this song to sketch the mountain ghost. He is covered with a thin vine, riding a red leopard and a catfish, with long hair like hanging raindrops, and round eyes like mountain peaks, majestic and broad. His hidden body is like the grass and trees in the river valley, lush and prosperous, which humanizes the beauty of heaven and earth.

Xie Fu said: "Linglong, have you laughed enough?"

Chen Linglong pursed her lips and stopped, humming. When she saw Xie Fuyingjun's serious expression, she couldn't help but burst into laughter. She laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her waist. She felt teasing in her heart and said with a smile: "Uncle, I will draw you beautifully."

Wang Yuwo echoed: "There is a saying that goes 'know where it comes from, know where it is, and understand where it is going'. This painting of a man's posture may not be well done, but this painting of a woman's posture must be well understood, and every stroke of the brush is brilliant, and the half-dark and half-bright moon can be quietly depicted on paper."

Chen Linglong glanced at Wang Yuwo lightly, knowing the truth but not saying it, and felt a little resentful that she brought these things up.

The moon waxes and wanes, the tides rise and fall, and both have their due dates. Xie Fu pretended to be serious and said, "You are playing dumb in front of me. Do you really think I am an ignorant person?"

Wang Yuwo said, "I'm telling you this."

Xie Fu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Chen Linglong said lightly: "Uncle is a man, even if he heard it, it would be rude. Let me recite a poem to get rid of it."

Hearing that Chen Linglong was going to recite a poem, Xie Fu smiled and said, "Okay, I haven't heard Linglong recite a poem yet."

Chen Linglong recited: "The moon on Mount Emei is half full in autumn, and its shadow falls into the flowing water of Pingqiang River. I set out from Qingxi to the Three Gorges at night, thinking of you but not seeing you in Yuzhou."

Xie Fu frowned: "Why are you talking about the moon again?"

Chen Linglong said lightly: "This moon is not that moon. It is the moon in the sky, not the moon on earth...

Xie Fu stretched out his voice: "You two are like the unruly maids around the young master."

Wang Yuwo glanced at Chen Linglong and gave her a nasty look. He really treats us two as maids now. You should be happy about this.

Chen Linglong didn't care.

Wang Yuwo wanted to correct this impression, and said with a smile: "She dares to be unruly because she is spoiled. Besides, a maid may not be a maid for her whole life. One day she can become a master and become a mistress."

Chen Linglong helped Xie Fu put on his coat, and carefully smoothed the robe with her hands. She straightened Xie Fu's appearance and glanced at his waist inadvertently, still worried about his injury.

Seeing this, Xie Fu smiled and said, "What? Is there anything wrong?"

Chen Linglong thought about it and asked, "Uncle, is the injury really okay?"

"What? You've seen it, tested it, and caught it. Do you still want to break the law?"

Chen Linglong remained silent. For Chen Linglong, keeping silent meant consent.

Wang Yuwo, the troublemaker, spoke again: "Of course we have to give it a try. If we don't, we won't feel at ease."

Xie Fu seemed to be in a brothel and joked, "Do you want to try them one by one, or all at once?"

The ladies in brothels often say these obscene words.

As for Wang Yuwo, the sisters talked a lot in Cui Mansion. Although Chen Linglong spoke little, she listened a lot.

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "It's up to you, uncle."

Xie Fu asked: "What time is it now?"

Chen Linglong responded: "It's the first quarter of the evening."

Xie Fu asked: "Have you finished your meal?"