Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1884 Guess the Riddle 02

The service in this secluded bookshop was even more considerate than that in a restaurant. After Xie Fu gave the order, the maids soon brought the wine and food. If Xie Fu said that he wanted to invite a few young ladies to accompany him, I'm afraid they would also be delivered immediately.

Under the candlelight, the three of them sat at the table like old friends, and because of the difference between men and women, they felt an indescribable joy.

Wang Yuwo also recalled the last time he had a banquet with Master Xie at Cui's house. Many years had passed without him noticing. This was their second banquet together. Naturally, their relationship was completely different. It felt like a lifetime ago. He asked softly, "Uncle, do you still remember the first time we met and had a banquet together?"

Xie Fu smiled and nodded, then looked at Wang Yuwo. She was smiling brightly, looking graceful and dignified. However, she was sitting one seat away from him at that time, but now she was sitting next to him.

Life is so strange, and the relationship between people is so wonderful, from strangers to acquaintances, from no communication to connection and bond.

Facing Xie Fu's gaze, Wang Yuwo was calm and said, "Uncle is not so reserved and polite now, looking at me like this."

Xie Fu smiled freely and said, "I've wanted to see it this way for a long time."

"Oh, you've wanted to see it for a long time?"

"It's really hard not to look at such a dignified, elegant, noble lady. At the beginning, it was not allowed to look at her recklessly, so I had to suppress it.

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "If uncle had been bolder at the time, looked at me a few more times, and had written his thoughts on my face, Cui Sanfei might have given me to you that night."

Xie Fu scolded, "Nonsense."

Wang Yuwo burst out laughing: "Uncle, don't think I'm talking nonsense. Cui Sanfei and I know each other very well. He wants to send me, the hot potato, away so that he can escape from my clutches."

Xie Fu said, "So you two seemed to be getting along well on the surface, but secretly you were wary of each other, but I couldn't see it at all."

Wang Yuwo smiled: "It's just..."

Xie Fu asked: "Just what?"

Wang Yuwo smiled: "But I'm not too happy about it. Even if I'm sent to you, I will definitely bully you."

Xie Fuha smiled: "Oh, I want to know how to bully me."

Wang Yuwo smiled and whispered in Xie Fu's ear: "I will torture you and then kill you."

Xie Fu was surprised and turned his head to look at Wang Yuwo, only to see her smiling as she said, "When dealing with lustful people, I usually don't show mercy."

Then he whispered in Xie Fu's ear: "Uncle, do you know how I will torture you?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "You won't treat me like Linglong did earlier."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Uncle is really thoughtful. If someone like you begged a few words, I might not be willing to kill him."

Chen Linglong was a little unhappy: "I said I didn't mean it. I don't have a heart as vicious as her."

Wang Yuwo said with a smile, "Stop sitting there and talking nonsense. Every time you offend some stinky flies, I always stand in front of you and clean them up. I will still pretend to be nice to you. If it were you, I'm afraid you would have killed him if your uncle looked at you like this."

Xie Fu said in a coquettish voice: "Don't make up things that didn't happen. When did I ever look at Linglong in a lustful way?"

"I mean what if."

"If it doesn't work!"

Xie Fu said, "Is Linglong so fierce?"

"You can ask her. A woman who has been dealing with swords for many years, the seven-foot-long sword in her hand is no joke."

Xie Fu looked at Chen Linglong and said, "Linglong, I really can't tell. I thought you were a shy and introverted person."

Chen Linglong lowered her head slightly and said softly, "Uncle, don't worry, I won't do that to you."

The dim light reflected on her fair face, which remained simple yet filled with a layer of warm longing. I couldn't help but look at her a few more times.

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Linglong, uncle is looking at you seriously."

Chen Linglong looked up and met Xie Fu's gaze, smiling, her lips twitching: "Just look."

This coquettish and straightforward look made Xie Fu laugh heartily: "Well, this pre-banquet etiquette is also full, let's just start the banquet."

Wang Yuwo glanced at the wine pot and said with a smile, "Uncle has also prepared good wine. It seems that he intends to get us drunk so that we can do something bad."

Xie Fu said: "Don't worry about this. I don't intend to let you drink since your injury is not healed yet."

Wang Yuwo said, "No feast is complete without wine. Even if you are just a minor injury or dying, I will drink with you."

After not seeing each other for many years, Wang Yuwo was very excited to have a feast together again. He picked up the wine pot and was about to pour wine, but Xie Fu snatched the wine pot away and said, "I told you not to drink."

Wang Yuwo said stubbornly, "I want to drink it."

Xie Fu said seriously: "I won't let you drink!"

Wang Yuwo was annoyed: "You are so annoying. How dare you..."

After all, he couldn't say anything rude and heartless, so he changed his words and said, "You are an uncle, you are too nosy."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I don't drink either."

Wang Yuwo pursed his lips and said sullenly: "What kind of banquet is this then?"

"If you don't have a banquet, you can just have a meal at home."

"Hmph, what a spoilsport."

Xie Fu was busy talking to Wang Yuwo and called Chen Linglong over: "Linglong, come, let's get some food."

"Uncle, please go first."

"it is good."

Xie Fu picked up the chopsticks and picked up some food for Chen Linglong first. Putting others first is a quality ingrained in his bones. This is why anyone always feels extra happy when they are with Xie Fu.

According to his upright character, he would have been sold out long ago if he had been framed by the world.

His good manners make people feel good about him, which helps him to turn danger into safety.

"Thank you, uncle."

"You're polite, so I'm polite too."

Chen Linglong smiled slightly.

Xie Fu saw Wang Yuwo pouting and smiled, "How can a lady of a prominent family look like a child throwing a tantrum?"

As he said that, he also picked up some food for her: "Here, you have your share too."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "What does it mean that uncle picked up some food for me?"

"You mean whatever you say."

"To show kindness is to commit adultery and steal."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I'll tell you a riddle and you can guess it, so you don't have to keep talking nonsense."

Wang Yuwo was delighted: "Okay."

Xie Fu thought for a moment and asked, "Is Yuwo from Taiyuan?"

"Yes."

Xie Fu thought quickly: "I got it. The shopkeeper was lying down to count the accounts after getting drunk, and guessed the Taiyuan dialect."

Wang Yuwo thought for a moment and came up with the answer: "But it's a mysterious number."

If you can still settle accounts after being drunk, that means you haven't fallen asleep yet and are still confused. To settle accounts, you have to count clearly. The answer is [confused number].

Misu means bad moral character in Taiyuan dialect.

Xie Fu asked such a riddle, obviously to remind Wang Yuwo to restrain his bad behavior. Wang Yuwo was a clever man, so how could he not know this?

Xie Fu smiled and said, "This one is a little simple. I'll give you another one to test your guessing skills."

Wang Yuwo interrupted: "Wait a minute, I'll give you a riddle too."

"You tell me."

"The Six Arts, I don't like ritual, music, archery, charioteering and calligraphy, and I also guess the Taiyuan dialect and colloquialisms."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "It's just [Mystery Number]."

Wang Yuwo took the initiative and said, "Uncle, you are really obsessed with numbers."

"As the saying goes, those who keep company with vermilion become red, and those who keep company with ink become black. I have changed a lot."

"Hey, the rocks under the waterfall are washed by the waterfall every day, why don't the rocks turn into water? Maybe my bones are black."

Xie Fu laughed: "It's useless to talk about these things. I'll give you a difficult one. It's raining spring and my wife is alone. Guess the word one."

Wang Yuwo lowered his eyes and thought, and Chen Linglong also started to guess. Although she was well-educated, she seldom played these games and was an amateur.

Xie Fu ate the food and asked after a while, "Did you guess it?" Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "There will be a reward if you guess it."

Xie Fu picked up a piece of meat with his chopsticks: "If you guess it, I'll give you a piece of meat."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "The answer is a word. The continuous spring rain means there is no sun, and the wife is alone without a husband. The word spring takes away the sun and the husband, and only the word "one" is left."

Xie Fu laughed: "Well, you are not unlearned." He personally fed Wang Yuwo the meat on the chopsticks.

"It's my turn now. If you can't guess it, you have to allow me to drink."

Xie Fu frowned slightly and hesitated. Wang Yuwo provoked him: "What's the matter, great talent, are you scared?"

Xie Fu said, "One cup."

"One cup is enough. It's better than nothing. I have a riddle. What is the purpose of shorts? Guess a derogatory word."

Thank you for letting out a sigh. These pants are of course for wearing. As for the panties, they are worn inside and cannot be seen by outsiders. Their purpose is to keep warm, cover up, and be dignified...

Xie Fu thought about it but had no idea. There are thousands of derogatory words, and without a target it would be like looking for a needle in a haystack.

Wang Yuwo saw that Xie Fu was still unable to guess the answer, so he smiled and said, "Great talent, guess it."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "This one is really difficult. Tell me the answer."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Sheltering."

Xie Fu was puzzled: "How can it be called a cover-up? Please explain it to me."

Wang Yuwo smiled and explained: "These panties are for women to wear. Men can't wear them. They just bag... hehe..." She couldn't help laughing.

Xie Fu suddenly realized what was going on. He pointed at Wang Yuwo, who was looking naughty, and said, "How can you guess a riddle like this? You are just making a fool of yourself."

Wang Yuwo said unconvincedly, "Why can't we guess it this way? This riddle has hidden words, Gengci, and the same sound can be used for both the introductory and the outtroductory words. Just follow the general idea and find the answer. This is a northern school riddle. You are a southerner and you are surprised by what you have seen."

Xie Fu was willing to admit defeat and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I lose."

"Just admit defeat, why don't you pour the wine?"

Xie Fu personally poured the wine and brought it to Wang Yuwo: "It's agreed, just one glass will do."

Wang Yuwo said proudly: "Put it down, I'll drink it later."

"It's my turn."

Xie Fu began to think as he spoke, and this time he must come up with a difficult solution.

After a long while, he smiled and said, "I'll give you a riddle. Guess the word."

"Out."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "If you can't guess it, I'll take this glass of wine back."

Wang Yuwo said angrily, "I won't die if I don't drink this glass of wine, so hurry up and tell me the riddle."

Xie Fu walked to the door and stood there: "Start guessing."

Chen Linglong was also interested and asked Wang Yuwo, "Boss, how do you guess this riddle?"

"This riddle is the most difficult. You can guess it based on the other person's actions, or based on what the other person wants to express, or you can use pictographic symbols..."

Wang Yuwo explained to Chen Linglong.

After hearing this, Chen Linglong also followed Wang Yuwo's ​​thinking and after a while asked, "Uncle, can I guess too?"

Wang Yuwo said in a coquettish voice: "You guessed, what should I guess?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "It doesn't matter. Linglong is fine if she guessed wrong, but if she guessed right, it counts. I'll pay you one for the wine."

I was clearly not allowed to drink, but now I was so generous. Wang Yuwo knew the answer was not simple and started thinking deeply about it.

Chen Linglong smiled and said, "There is a person standing in the door frame. It's just a flash."

Wang Yuwo's ​​eyes lit up. Chen Linglong was really smart. She figured out the trick right after she started learning.

Xie Fu also secretly praised it in his heart, but this one was meant to embarrass Wang Yuwo, how could it be so easy, he smiled and said: "You guessed well, but it's wrong."

Chen Linglong looked disappointed, and Xie Fu coaxed her, "Linglong, you like to guess, I'll give you an easy one later."

Chen Linglong said, "I don't need my uncle to favor one over the other." Then she started thinking again.

Wang Yuwo suddenly smiled and said, "I have reached the place where the word 'prisoner' is."

People are trapped in it, unable to go up to the sky, unable to go down to the ground, unable to move forward or backward, but the meaning of this word is deeper than that of the word "flash".

Chen Linglong also thought that the word "prisoner" was more accurate, but Xie Fu said, "No."

Wang Yuwo frowned: "None of this is right. That's the word 'because'. One adult is not allowed in the frame."

Xie Fu smiled: "That's not right either."

Wang Yuwo said helplessly: "I'll give you the wine. Tell me the answer to the riddle."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "The answer is just one word: idle."

"How can it be a word for idleness? Your shape is big and your meaning is human. How can it be the same as wood?"

Xie Fu shook the hem of his robe: "The body and hair are all part of the body, the part inside the hem of this robe does not count."

Chen Linglong covered her mouth and smiled. Who could have guessed that it could be like this?

Shameless, Wang Yuwo cursed in a low voice, saying: "Even if the word 'zuo' in the hem of the robe is counted, it is still a 'tai' character, why is it a 'mu' character?"

Xie Fu said, "Everyone is different. Others are too strong, but I am too weak."

Wang Yuwo was furious: "You...you are playing rogue."

"You are allowed to be a hooligan, but I am not allowed to be a rogue. You are so stupid to think of shielding me."

Chen Linglong couldn't hold it in any longer and burst out laughing.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Linglong, you say it's too big or too small."

Chen Linglong uttered a cry and said softly, "If uncle says it is wood, then it is wood."

"You two saw it with your own eyes, didn't you?"

Wang Yuwo stood up angrily, then suppressed his anger and said with a cold smile: "It's my turn now."

Xie Fu returned to his seat, took the wine back and drank it all in one gulp.

Wang Yuwo gritted his teeth and said coldly: "Listen to the riddle, the urgent matter is just an inch away, guess the vulgar language of the market."

The key to guessing a riddle is to guess the riddler's thoughts. Xie Fu has already figured out Wang Yuwo's ​​routine, so this riddle is not difficult for him.

If the eyebrow is one inch away from burning, then the nose will burn. Considering that she likes to use homophones to make riddles, the answer should be...

Wang Yuwo asked with a smile: "Did you guess it?"

Xie Fu smiled but did not answer. Her eyes already gave the answer. How could the wife of a prominent family come up with such a riddle?

But then again, riddles are a form of folk entertainment, and what matters is that they are interesting and popular, and appeal to both the elite and the masses.

Chen Linglong frowned slightly, lost in thought, and asked softly, "Uncle, have you guessed it?"

Xie Fu whispered the answer to the riddle in her ear: "Burning...nose."

When Chen Linglong heard Xie Fu calling her like that, she was not angry at all. She just felt her whole body suddenly became hot as if she was in a furnace. Logically, she should have been furious.

Wang Yuwo urged: "Uncle, if you can't guess it, you have to pay with a glass of wine."

Xie Fu hushed at Chen Linglong, signaling her not to tell the answer. Chen Linglong then suddenly realized that her uncle was telling the answer to the riddle, and she couldn't help laughing.

Just sayin', why would uncle call her like that, but for some reason, her body seemed to like this name very much, and she felt like she was completely crazy.

Xie Fu poured a glass of wine and brought it to Wang Yuwo, tacitly admitting defeat. This time Wang Yuwo took it and drank it.

Xie Fu said, "Drink less."

Wang Yuwo was worried that he would lose the wine again, so he drank it all in one gulp.

Xie Fu couldn't help but said, "You."

Wang Yuwo curled her lips: "If you want to stop me from drinking, then show me your ability." After drinking a glass of wine, the sickly face became more rosy and glowed with a rosy glow.

At this time, Chen Linglong said softly: "I also want to come up with a riddle for you to guess."

Xie Fu exclaimed: "Linglong, are you also good at riddles?"