Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1885 Special Delicate

Chen Linglong was a little embarrassed: "I just learned it, and I'm using it now."

Wang Yuwo teased, "Why didn't you participate in the lantern riddle guessing before? Now you are making lantern riddles. Is it because your uncle is participating that you are particularly interested?"

Chen Linglong ignored Wang Yuwo's ​​words and said, "Before I give you the riddle, I want to make a request. If you can't guess it, I want a glass of wine."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I didn't say I wouldn't let you drink. How about this, if I can't guess, I'll feed you this glass of wine myself."

Wang Yuwo snorted, "Biased."

Xie Fu did not argue. He didn't let her drink alcohol and affect her recovery because he loved her. He was not partial at all.

Chen Linglong said, "Then I'll give you a riddle."

Xie Fu looked at Chen Linglong and said, "Okay, uncle will listen carefully."

"The riddle is: There are three thousand beauties in the harem. Guess an idiom."

Xie Fu immediately said to Wang Yuwo: "A talented woman is a talented woman. She used a poem as the riddle. The answer is also elegant. Look at the riddle you came up with. The purpose of shorts is an inch short of an inch. The answer is either a vulgar word or a dirty word."

Wang Yuwo retorted, "How dare you criticize me? Your riddles are so elegant. It's obviously big, but you insist on saying it's wood. How shameless! Are you really that long?"

"I just follow your example. I learned it from you."

"Tsk, the bones are already black."

Chen Linglong found it very funny to see the two quarreling like children, and said angrily, "Guess the riddle."

Xie Fu immediately changed his expression: "Okay, come and guess, the riddle is "There are three thousand beauties in the harem", guess the idiom is one, right?"

Chen Linglong nodded, and Xie Fu thought for a moment before saying an idiom: "But he has many wives and concubines?"

Chen Linglong smiled and shook her head. Wang Yuwo saw Chen Linglong was so excited and guessed: "Three palaces and six courtyards."

Before Chen Linglong could reply, Xie Fu said, "There is a word 'palace' in your idiom, which solves the riddle."

Wang Yuwo sneered, "She has never guessed a riddle before, so how can she understand what it means to solve a riddle?"

Xie Fu agreed: "Okay, let's make an exception, Linglong, the answer is three palaces and six courtyards."

Chen Linglong smiled and shook her head: "No."

Xie Fu said another one: "Huan Fei Yan Shou."

Chen Linglong shook her head, and Wang Yuwo added: "Cheng Yan waited for the color."

The idiom "承颜后色" has a little more depth. If the answer is correct, it means that Chen Linglong has grasped the essence of riddles and has a natural talent.

Chen Linglong shook her head.

The two of them guessed several times in succession, but none of them were correct. Xie Fu couldn't help but look at him with some admiration: "I didn't expect it. The more you guess, the deeper you see. Do you think I have to feed you this glass of wine?"

Chen Linglong smiled slightly, looking a little happy.

"But uncle, I'm not convinced. The riddle has three thousand people. Does this idiom contain a quantifier?"

Wang Yuwo interrupted: "How can this be? You are cheating again."

Chen Linglong nodded slightly.

"Thousands of beauties?"

Wang Yuwo pointed out: "You have thousands of words in your idiom, so you have solved the riddle again."

"It's an exception."

Chen Linglong said: "I haven't solved the riddle, but I understand the rules."

Wang Yuwo also began to try seriously, but in the end, neither of them could guess the answer.

Xie Fu was very curious: "I admit defeat, what is the answer?"

Chen Linglong smiled: "One of the best."

Xie Fu was stunned for a moment, unable to react: "The only one who stands out?"

Wang Yuwo burst into laughter and held his stomach with his hands.

Xie Fu also reacted. No one could have thought that the answer to the riddle was Yizhi Duxiu. The main reason was that he would never think that Chen Linglong would have such thoughts: "Linglong, I can't tell. You hid it very well."

Chen Linglong said seriously: "Is it not possible?"

Wang Yuwo continued, "Of course you can. I'll solve the puzzle so that uncle won't be upset. There are three thousand concubines in the harem, and except for the emperor, all the others are eunuchs. Isn't he the only one who stands out? Haha..."

Then she couldn't help but giggle: "Linglong, your riddle is so ingenious, I am convinced."

Xie Fu laughed: "Linglong, I can't tell, you hid it very well."

Chen Linglong said softly: "Uncle, I just started learning too, so I am not doing well. Please don't make fun of me."

Xie Fu was unusually gentle, and hurriedly poured a glass of wine: "Uncle, you keep your word."

He just raised the wine glass but did not take the initiative to bring it to Chen Linglong's mouth. Chen Linglong had no choice but to lean sideways and move her pretty face towards the cup in Xie Fu's hand. Her body was half leaning forward, her back as graceful as flowing water. Just as her lips were about to bite the rim of the cup, the wine glass in Xie Fu's hand suddenly shrank.

Chen Linglong's face also moved forward, and her body almost tilted sideways. If she were an ordinary woman, she would have lost her balance and fallen into Xie Fu's arms. After all, Chen Linglong was a martial arts master, and although her body tilted sideways, she did not fall down. Now she discovered Xie Fu's trick and suddenly shrank back.

This is an instinctive self-protection, and also a consistent kind of coldness and arrogance.

I realized it later and felt a little regretful. My uncle had tried so hard to take advantage of me, so why didn't I help him? But if I fell down again, it would seem that my attempt to cover up his mistake was making it even more obvious.

She glared at Xie Fu and said angrily, "Uncle, you are bad."

Xie Fu laughed: "I didn't do anything, why do you say I'm bad?"

The trick he just used was used on him by the brothel lady before, and now he is using it on others. It feels so wonderful.

Looking back now, I feel that I was so stupid at the time. I was too serious and the relationship became distant.

Wang Yuwo interrupted: "Don't treat us two as fools. We can see clearly what evil thoughts you have in your mind."

Xie Fu did not argue, and said in a different way: "Okay, okay, Linglong, I won't tease you anymore."

Moving closer to Chen Linglong, Chen Linglong did not need to pour out the wine this time. She only needed to bend down slightly to drink the wine. She pursed the wine with her lips and looked at Xie Fu, blinking her eyes lightly and slowly, waiting for Xie Fu to use some tricks so that she could take advantage of him.

Chen Linglong was not pretending, her eyes showed her expression naturally. Perhaps she had no idea how charming her eyes were at the moment.

The look in Xie Fu's eyes was hot and straight, and he really wanted to kiss her fair face.

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Uncle, how do you feel?"

Xie Fu blurted out, "Wonderful."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "It's just a banquet. At that time, it was just reserved and polite. But now the feeling is very different from that time."

Xie Fu asked, "What's the difference?"

Wang Yuwo laughed and said, "Back then, we could watch but not move, but now we can watch and move."

Xie Fu said, "That's wrong."

Wang Yuwo was puzzled: "Why?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "I looked at the mountains in the distance, and I felt love and longing for them. But when I came to the foot of the mountain, all I saw was dirt and rocks. The majestic height of the mountain was no longer visible."

She smiled and said, "Linglong, uncle was rude just now." After that, she respectfully took the cup back. Chen Linglong was surprised. Could it be that uncle was angry that I had seen through him just now and did not obey him? Or maybe uncle still regarded me as his younger sister in his heart, and I was just being sentimental. Thinking of this, a sad look appeared on her face.

Wang Yuwo was also a little confused. After a little thought, he smiled and said, "I understand. Things that are easily obtained always make people feel bored. When we are pursuing anything, the most exciting time is when we cannot get it, or it is far away and out of reach. It is hazy and we have to get it."

Xie Fu was secretly surprised that Wang Yuwo had analyzed his state of mind so accurately. Just like when he painted, a good painting was often completed with fantasy and expectation, and full of enthusiasm.

However, a painting that has been painted thousands of times, no matter how advanced and skilled the technique is, will still end up being a mediocre work that is boring.

Xie Fu's mood at this moment was that Chen Linglong was just a woman.

No matter what, she is Chen Linglong, the noble and aloof sister-in-law in his heart. Her identity and image are also unique.

Xie Fu was afraid of stifling this uniqueness and becoming like everyone else.

Wang Yuwo immediately smiled and said, "The beauty of dusk lies in the willows on the bank, the smoke from the houses by the water, and the boats looming in the twilight. If you get closer and see it more clearly, you often feel a sense of dejection, as if something is missing, something is lost."

Xie Fu was very surprised. Wang Yuwo looked at Xie Fu's eyes and smiled: "Uncle, do you think of me with new eyes?"

Then he smiled and said, "If you get closer to Yuwo, there will be many, many things for you to discover."

She looked into Xie Fu's eyes, sometimes responding, sometimes being indifferent, sometimes glancing, sometimes being indifferent: "You think Yuwo is a vixen, but maybe in certain situations, Yuwo is just a little lamb."

Xie Fu only felt that the woman in front of him was displaying her natural beauty and unrestrained charm. Her demeanor also combined the innocence of a young girl with the mystery of a mature woman.

My heart suddenly felt warm and started beating rapidly.

Wang Yuwo snorted, "You cheap bastard, forcing others to humiliate you."

But it is to see through the essence of human nature. A piece of stone is still a stone even if it is painted with colors. The reason why a piece of jade is precious is also because people give it value.

Xie Fu smiled and said, "It's boring if you put it too bluntly. It's true. Alas, I can't avoid being vulgar either."

Chen Linglong became more and more confused the more she listened: "What are you talking about?"

Wang Yuwo leaned over to whisper something in Chen Linglong's ear. Chen Linglong was puzzled after hearing it: "Really?"

Wang Yuwo simply said: "Yes, he just likes to treat you as his brother's sister."

Chen Linglong had a strange expression on her face.

"Hey, hey, hey, Yuwo, what bad things are you saying about me again?"

"I was just giving Linglong some advice. Didn't you see she was sad?"

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Linglong, don't think too much."

Wang Yuwo was unhappy: "Look, you told her not to think too much, and she became unhappy again. Only by thinking too much will she be happy."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "As long as Linglong is happy, it doesn't matter if you think too much or not."

Wang Yuwo poured the wine: "Uncle, I'll give you a glass."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Just now you said I was being attentive, but now you are not being attentive."

Wang Yuwo chuckled: "Yes, I am trying to be treacherous and steal by showing my courtesy."

As he said that, he forced the wine into Xie Fu's mouth. Xie Fu did not refuse, opened his mouth and drank it, saying: "I remember that you didn't toast like this before."

"That means they want to get to know you well and get you drunk."

"What can you do by getting me drunk?"

"It's great to see your true colors exposed, uncle, making a fool of yourself on the spot."

Xie Fu smiled carefreely: "Then I'll oblige you, another drink, haha..."

Chen Linglong saw the two people flirting and looked unhappy. Xie Fu was laughing and suddenly saw this. He stopped laughing and quickly called out, "Linglong, eat your food." He picked up his chopsticks to pick up some food for Chen Linglong.

Chen Linglong was about to accept it, but when she saw Wang Yuwo secretly winking at her, she immediately remembered Wang Yuwo's ​​reminder and picked up the chopsticks to block Xie Fu's chopsticks. She said calmly, "Uncle, I can do it myself."

From this direction, Chen Linglong could see Wang Yuwo's ​​eyes, but Xie Fu couldn't see them. He asked in confusion, "What's wrong?"

Chen Linglong responded straightforwardly: "No."

"It was fine just now, um..."

Xie Fu paused and smiled awkwardly: "Linglong, are you jealous?"

Chen Linglong said coldly: "Uncle, you are joking. Why should I be jealous?"

Seeing her acting like a spoiled brat, Xie Fu felt a little soft in his heart. Most of the time, he treated these two siblings as his sisters, and sometimes doted on them like his daughters. He said, "See me talking and laughing with Yuwo."

"Who is your uncle talking and laughing with? What does it have to do with me?"

"Don't be jealous, I'm here to joke with you now."

"no."

Xie Fu smiled, knowing that he still needed to coax her. In fact, it was a good thing that Linglong was willing to be coaxed. He was just afraid that she would be like a taciturn person and not express any emotions. "The last cup was not good. I'll feed you another cup."

Chen Linglong asked in a reproachful tone: "Uncle wants to feed me wine?"

"Yes."

"The last cup was for accepting the loss and punishment, so what does this cup count for?"

Xie Fu didn't expect Chen Linglong to ask this. After a little thought, he thought Chen Linglong was asking for love, so he smiled and said, "Let's talk after we finish drinking."

Chen Linglong sneered, "How funny! How can we talk about it after we finish drinking? Isn't that like executing the sentence first and then convicting the criminal?"

"Do you really need me to give you a reason?"

"of course."

"Then this glass of wine is in honor of my sister-in-law. Thank you for your hospitality and care since we met."

Chen Linglong was thinking about how to respond, but Xie Fu didn't allow her to think too much and said with a smile: "Could it be that my sister-in-law doesn't even want to accept this kindness?"

"it is good."

Before the wine reached Chen Linglong's lips, Xie Fu had already thought about how to feed her the glass of wine. This time, Chen Linglong did not take it with her mouth, but took it with both hands: "Since it's a toast, I'll take it and drink it. No need for you to do it yourself."

Xie Fu felt as if he was still very strange and polite as when they first met, and his hand was unwilling to let go of the wine glass: "It's just a small favor."

"It's a piece of cake for uncle, but Linglong doesn't dare to take the risk."

The two men were holding a small wine glass in their four hands, and were in a stalemate. Wang Yuwo, who was standing by, saw this and laughed in his heart, thinking that men are just doomed to die, they have to be like this.

Xie Fu simply held Chen Linglong's hand. Chen Linglong wanted to pull her hand back, but Xie Fu held it tightly.

Feeling Chen Linglong's soft feminine body in his palm, Xie Fu felt particularly satisfied and began to caress it.

Chen Linglong seemed still not satisfied, and said angrily: "Uncle, please be more respectful!"

This sentence made Xie Fu excited, and he pulled Chen Linglong into his arms: "How can I respect you?"

Wang Yuwo now really wanted to use a mirror to look at Xie Fu, so that he could take a good look at his own face, which showed that he was a villain and had become complacent.

Chen Linglong struggled in vain. Seeing Xie Fu's expression, she panicked. She felt like a weak woman who was about to be bullied. Then she thought of Wang Yuwo watching the show nearby. How could she make a fool of herself in front of her? She said solemnly, "How dare you!"

Chen Linglong's facial features were originally cold, but with such a solemn expression and cold eyes, she immediately had the majesty of a goddess sculpture, which frightened Xie Fu for a moment, and his body froze and could not move.