Xiaosheng is not a nerd

Chapter 1888 Family

Xie Fu said in a teasing tone: "Speaking of liking, Linglong, when did you fall in love with uncle? Did you fall in love with uncle at first sight when you first met him?"

Seeing that Chen Linglong had warmed up, Xie Fu added some more firewood to increase the fire.

As the saying goes, strike the iron while it is hot so that the iron can change its shape. If it is lukewarm, no matter how many times you strike it, the iron will always remain in the same shape.

Chen Linglong said angrily: "No, I didn't."

Xie Fu loved her like this, especially her cold facial features. This contrast made her look particularly attractive. He said, "When you all showed up that day, I was dazzled. I remember that Linglong, you didn't seem to say much."

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "He just bowed, mixed in the crowd and called me uncle, and then he didn't even fart."

Xie Fu was very interested: "Linglong, what was your impression of me when you first saw me?"

Chen Linglong said: "I am a quiet person, so when I first met uncle, I still found him to be a pleasing person."

Xie Fu said: "Besides being pleasing to the eye, I don't think the uncle is particularly handsome."

Chen Linglong pursed her lips, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth: "Uncle, I am telling you the truth, don't be angry, I don't think you are particularly handsome, but..."

"But what?"

Chen Linglong took a closer look at Xie Fu's appearance and then said, "I think uncle is either stupid or pretending."

Xie Fu laughed: "How can you tell that I'm stupid? I was just pretending."

"That was my first impression. I felt that my uncle was being too polite and reserved."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "It's my first visit, so I'm being polite. Is that wrong?"

"do not know."

Wang Yuwo continued to explain: "Linglong has never seen a man like uncle, so she thinks there is no such man." She knew Chen Linglong quite well.

Chen Linglong replied, "Yes, later, as we got to know each other better, I realized that uncle was just like that, warm and sincere, and some of his actions were particularly heartwarming and touching."

Xie Fu laughed: "When did you fall in love with uncle?"

Chen Linglong blushed: "Uncle, you shouldn't ask like that."

Women are naturally somewhat reserved, and digging up someone's past is an excessive act.

Xie Fu smiled and said: "This question is indeed a bit abrupt and difficult to ask, but since uncle wants to know, let me make him happy." He said the last part in a coaxing tone.

Chen Linglong couldn't help but lower her head: "I don't know either. Maybe it was when I heard He Qing Xian Ting talk about my uncle's behavior in Tan Tai Mansion that I became more curious about him. Or maybe it was because my uncle showed mercy many times when we met on swords that day, which made Linglong feel that my uncle was loyal and righteous."

As he spoke, he raised his head and looked at Xie Fu with a stern look: "I know that if my uncle wanted to kill me that night, I would not be able to escape."

Xie Fu said, "Not really. I am not a fool. I just see that there must be something hidden. If I kill you by mistake, I will feel guilty for the rest of my life."

Chen Linglong then asked: "Uncle, if I did all this, would you really kill me?"

Xie Fu said unhappily, "Why do you women always like to ask this kind of questions?"

Chen Linglong was a little stubborn: "I want to know!"

Xie Fu said coldly: "She is still alive and well."

All the bad things that happened that day were planned by Wang Yuwo behind the scenes. Wang Yuwo lowered his head guiltily.

Chen Linglong said: "I know that uncle loves her very much and is very indulgent towards her. No matter how many bad things she does, he can't bring himself to do it. I want to know how uncle treats me..."

Xie Fu looked helpless and had a headache. He put Chen Linglong down and said, "It's getting late. I'm going to go back and rest."

Chen Linglong was stunned on the spot. Wang Yuwo said in a coquettish voice and hurriedly pulled Xie Fu back: "Uncle, you said you love her more. I'm not jealous or angry."

Chen Linglong felt a little aggrieved and whispered, "I just want to know how uncle treats me... every time you favor her and protect her." In the conflict between her and Wang Yuwo, Xie Fu always sided with Wang Yuwo.

Xie Fu said angrily: "Linglong, you wanted to kill her, so of course I would protect her. Would I let you kill her? If Yuwo wanted to kill you, I would also protect you. I don't understand what's wrong with you women. You always like to dwell on trivial issues."

Chen Linglong said in a deep voice: "It's not insignificant!"

Xie Fu suddenly felt that Chen Linglong was not cute anymore, so he hooked his arm around Wang Yuwo and put her on his lap to replace Chen Linglong's previous position, saying, "Yes, I cherish her fever, do you have her fever?"

Wang Yuwo saw Chen Linglong pursed her lips and looked aggrieved, so he said hurriedly, "She doesn't have a fever, I was just pretending."

The tone of these words sounded as if she was deliberately trying to show off her charm in front of Xie Fu, but in fact, it was Wang Yuwo's ​​usual speaking style.

Xie Fu covered Wang Yuwo's ​​mouth to stop her from continuing: "Shut up, I told you to burn it, so you burn it!"

"Woo, you're burning!"

Wang Yuwo, whose mouth was covered by Xie Fu, could not speak clearly. She took away Xie Fu's hand and said to Chen Linglong immediately, "Linglong, don't listen to uncle's nonsense. To be honest, I seduced uncle, but he was unmoved and turned away."

Then she continued, "I said bad things about you in front of uncle and stirred up trouble, but uncle always protected you, spoke for you, and persuaded me to reconcile with you. At that time, I was jealous and angry, so I asked uncle who he loved more."

Chen Linglong opened her eyes when she heard this. In fact, she just wanted to be fair and didn't want her uncle to be too partial to Wang Yuwo and treat her...

Wang Yuwo saw Chen Linglong's expression and knew the time was right, so he said, "Uncle said he would love you more!"

Chen Linglong's eyes clearly showed surprise, but when she glanced at Xie Fu from the corner of her eye, she was suspicious.

Wang Yuwo continued, "I was furious when I heard that. I threatened to die, but my uncle still refused to give in. You know my uncle. Although he jokes and says funny things, he never backs down when it comes to big things."

When Chen Linglong heard this, she was already about 70% convinced.

In order to make Chen Linglong believe it, Wang Yuwo continued, "Uncle said that you are pure and innocent, cold and won't please others. You swallow all the grievances you suffer, which makes him feel even more distressed. Sometimes he wants to love you well, but your unyielding temper makes him afraid."

After all, Wang Yuwo had been with Chen Linglong for many years, so he knew Chen Linglong's temperament better than Xie Fu. These words touched Chen Linglong's heart. She looked at Xie Fu and said softly, "Uncle."

Xie Fu did not respond, and did not even look at her, ignoring her. Women should be whipped sometimes, otherwise they will make trouble again next time.

Being noble, considerate, gentle, and bold are all virtues, which are common characteristics of women.

Chen Linglong moved closer to Xie Fu and took the initiative to say, "Uncle, I was wrong."

Xie Fu did not respond coldly, so Chen Linglong looked at Wang Yuwo. Wang Yuwo immediately understood what she meant, smiled knowingly and was about to stand up to give her seat to Chen Linglong, but Xie Fu held her tightly and prevented her from getting up.

Wang Yuwo knew that Xie Fu wanted to deliberately provoke Chen Linglong, so he insisted on standing up. However, there was no way he could beat Xie Fu, so he could only smile apologetically at Chen Linglong.

Chen Linglong didn't want to compete with Wang Yuwo for favor, but just wanted to quickly ease the relationship with Xie Fu. It was not convenient for Wang Yuwo to stand in the middle: "Uncle, I want to sit on your lap."

Xie Fu cried out in his heart, amazed by Chen Linglong. He looked at her, but Chen Linglong didn't have time to change her expression, which was still cold and calm, so Xie Fu felt that this sentence was a little bit off, and said coldly: "There is no room."

"uncle……"

Chen Linglong's voice was a little coquettish. She said that women change their expressions faster than turning the pages of a book, which was absolutely true.

Xie Fu's call of "uncle" made him a little soft-hearted, but he didn't want to give her the advantage so soon. Seeing that Xie Fu didn't respond, Chen Linglong bent her waist and wanted to sit on the empty corner of Xie Fu's legs. If this wasn't competing for favor, then what was competing for favor? But Xie Fu moved his legs to the left, and Chen Linglong sat on the empty space, and fell to the ground, looking very embarrassed.

Xie Fu couldn't bear to see this, but he forced himself to remain indifferent and said nothing.

Wang Yuwo knew Chen Linglong too well. Her open identity was the wife of a prominent family, but her hidden identity was a "superior" who was one level higher than Lin Dingbo, the number one in Shenwu Pavilion, and the guardian of Gadong in Daughter City. Yet she was so humble that she was ignored by a stinky man.

She glared at the stinky man fiercely, as if her good sister was being bullied.

Chen Linglong sat on the ground motionless. After a while, she stood up by herself and smiled at Xie Fu. However, the smile was forced, and it was obviously forced out.

Xie Fu felt a slight pain in his heart as he laughed, and his tone softened: "I told you there's no room."

Seeing that Chen Linglong was actually looking at him, he deliberately said, "Why don't you sit on my head?"

Chen Linglong glanced at his head and said without hesitation: "Then squat down first."

Xie Fu was surprised, obviously not expecting Chen Linglong to say that.

Chen Linglong bent down and rolled up her skirt, revealing her calves in plain pants, which looked particularly slender and elegant. At that moment, Xie Fujing was a little moved, and felt that his mind was becoming more and more open-minded. He had never been able to accept this before.

Chen Linglong rolled up her skirt to her knees and whispered, "If you don't want to squat down, I can jump on you. But I have to tell you, if a woman sits on your head, you will be unlucky for the rest of your life."

Xie Fu felt amused in his heart. He would be unlucky for several lifetimes. He didn't know how many times Xiao Yun had sat on him. Suddenly, he saw Chen Linglong's skirt fluttering in the wind as if she was dancing, so he quickly drew his head back.

Chen Linglong's move was just a feint. Seeing Xie Fu's frightened look, she burst out laughing and said, "If you are not afraid of me sitting on your head, I will really sit on your head."

Xie Fu was not afraid of her threat. In his heart, he was looking forward to it. Chen Linglong was already very humble to be able to do this. If he continued to make things difficult for her, he would be a real piece of shit: "Just now I gave you two legs to sit on, but you refused. Now you can only sit on one leg." This was a disguised way of giving Chen Linglong a way out.

"I'll sit on one leg too."

Chen Linglong sat down as she spoke. The woman had round buttocks, so one leg was not enough to sit. Chen Linglong felt a little uncomfortable and tried to adjust her posture slightly, but it still didn't sit properly.

Xie Fu saw this and smiled, "Don't embarrass yourself."

Chen Linglong curled her lips: "I have to make things difficult."

As he spoke, he sat cross-legged, frowned slightly, as if he had something to hide, and asked, "Uncle, where were we just now?"

Xie Fu responded coldly: "You asked me if I would kill you."

Chen Linglong said softly: "I'm not talking about this, let me think about it... I just mentioned that Linglong likes uncle."

Xie Fu gave him face and said, "Oh, if you like it, will you miss your uncle?"

Chen Linglong responded softly, "Yes."

"What about tonight?"

“I think about it at night.”

"I think about it at night, what should I do?"

Chen Linglong was puzzled: "What should I do?"

Wang Yuwo smiled and said, "Uncle, what do you mean if you think about burning yourself at night?"

I thought Chen Linglong would blush, but she replied calmly, "No, I can still stick to this."

Xie Fu pretended to be disappointed and said, "I didn't think much about it."

Chen Linglong said hurriedly, "Uncle, no, I miss you so much that I feel uncomfortable because the women in our Daughter City have been cultivating their minds and tempers since childhood. They are relatively pure and have few desires. If they have distracting thoughts, they have ways to suppress them."

"Oh, I see. I thought Linglong didn't miss me that much."

Chen Linglong said softly: "Sometimes I think about dreaming, and I'm very happy when I dream about my uncle."

"Are you so easily satisfied?"

"Well, I am satisfied just to see my uncle and talk to him."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "Don't you want to kiss and hug?"

"Linglong doesn't dare to dream."

Xie Fu smiled and said, "If you behave yourself in the future and don't make trouble with me, I will hug you and kiss you as a reward, okay?"

"Linglong is still a virgin, there is nothing good to repay her. Uncle, if you like, then..." He left a blank at the end.

"I don't like you saying that, so I'm asking you, do you want to, do you like it?"

"Linglong doesn't know."

"Food and sex are human nature, unless you are a goddess or a fairy."

"Linglong comes from the City of Daughters. She can control both hunger and love between men and women."

"Your face is red, but you still say you can control it."

“Because of my uncle, I don’t know what happened, but as soon as I saw my uncle, my body and mind could not control themselves.

"Yuwo likes me, Xia Liu. What do you like about me? Do you like me, Xia Liu too?"

Wang Yuwo spat.

Chen Linglong was annoyed: "No, Linglong likes uncle to be gentle, not cold and fierce. Every time uncle has a cold face, Linglong is actually very nervous inside."

Xie Fu said with a smile: "Why are you so nervous? Just show your temper. If you don't like someone, just pull out your seven-foot sword and see who dares to disobey you."

"Uncle, you are making fun of me. How dare Linglong hit you?"

Although Xie Fu had hugged women on both sides before, this was the first time he had two women sitting on his lap at the same time, pressed close to each other. It seemed like there was no difference, but it was very different.

The key point is that Chen Linglong and Wang Yuwo were in close physical contact, but they were completely defenseless and did not dislike each other.

Generally speaking, although women are willing to be close and intimate with him in front of other women, they are disgusted and resistant to having sexual contact with other women.

Take Duanmu Ci and Chu Yue, the two sisters, for example. Although they are willing to stand on his left and right, and to hug each other and love each other at the same time, it is impossible.

At the beginning, Xie Fu's greatest hope for Chen Linglong and Wang Yuwo was that the two women could put aside their past grudges and reconcile as before.

Unexpectedly, the thing that was least likely to happen to two women happened to these two. It was simply a miracle.

This feeling was also strange and wonderful. Xie Fu hugged the two girls' heads and let their cheeks press against his left and right faces at the same time.

Although the two women have known each other for many years, they have never been so close to each other's faces. They were only separated by Xie Fu's nose and half of his face. At this distance, if they stretched out their lips, the tips of their lips could touch each other.